Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780464 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6300 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:13:41 AM »

Dre has such a smooth ass flow though, and great ghostwriters

But I guess I'm east coast biased.

Illmatic, Liquid Swords, Resurrection>*

drew · « **Reply #6301 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:13:50 AM »

that right, you better run

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6302 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:15:17 AM »

Illmatic, Liquid Swords FTW

Tupac? Ehh. I was big on him when I was like 12, but the more I listened to him the more I realized his great tracks were kind of like occasional diamonds in a sea of shit. Especially after he signed to Death Row.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6303 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:18:43 AM »

fuck you, find me a rapper with more classic songs that tupac :'(

I don't listen to him much since growing up, whereas I can pop in Illmatic or classic Wu shit anytime.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6304 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:22:08 AM »

I bust my Tupac cherry when I was a kid, then graduated to more obscure shit.

But yeah, good Nas, Wu etc. blows Tupac out of the water. Maybe I just have a fetish for east coast rap, but so much of Tupac's discography is empty philosophisizing and lame party records that the occasional great record (like "Brenda's Got a Baby" or a bunch of shit off "All Eyez On Me") just kind of seem like a relief more than omfgsogood. Idk, maybe I just outgrew him.

Also I think Biggie was overrated, mostly because dude recorded like 2.5 albums before he died, one of which is 90% filler and one which is a classic. He had a great presence, but good lord basically everything after Ready to Die was garbage.

Eric P · « **Reply #6305 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 06, 2010, 01:42:26 AM

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 01:38:35 AM
Oh wait, Boogie is an Icon. Now I get it.

He just wants to troll people because he can get away with it

down with the icons

quote this if you agree

Eric P · « **Reply #6306 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:30:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2010, 02:01:05 AM

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Chronic is overrated. Wanna fight?
[close]

the chronic killed hip-hop

full stop.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6307 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:31:55 AM »

Eh? The Chronic came out in 92 or 93, iirc. A year or two later 36 Chambers, Illmatic and Ready to Die dropped and completely legitimized the genre forever

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6308 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:32:20 AM »

Honestly, Life After Death would almost be better than Ready to Die if it was cut to 10-13 tracks. Instead it's a bunch of bullshit. I remember reading he mainly did it because he planned on his third album being straight hood - no promotion, no single, no nothing.

Nas :'(

Talented as fuck, but what a fuck up. He's surrounded himself with bad producers for the last decade. I'm pretty excited about his album with Damien Marley though
[youtube=560,345]bgmbaQv3fCw[/youtube]
(can't find a good quality version on youtube, this one is kinda slowed down)

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6309 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:34:16 AM »

Nas is so good he can transcend even the worse production ever (like all of his last 3 albums $:-\$ )

Fuck it, an album of accapella Nas would still > basically everyone else in the game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6310 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:35:20 AM »

real talk: I haven't even bothered to listen to all of Untitled

Himu · « **Reply #6311 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:36:58 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2010, 02:32:20 AM

Honestly, Life After Death would almost be better than Ready to Die if it was cut to 10-13 tracks. Instead it's a bunch of bullshit. I remember reading he mainly did it because he planned on his third album being straight hood - no promotion, no single, no nothing.

Nas :'(

Talented as fuck, but what a fuck up. He's surrounded himself with bad producers for the last decade. I'm pretty excited about his album with Damien Marley though
[youtube=560,345]bgmbaQv3fCw[/youtube]
(can't find a good quality version on youtube, this one is kinda slowed down)

Isn't Damian Marley Bob Marley's kid? I remember his debut album being meh.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6312 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:38:35 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2010, 02:35:20 AM

real talk: I haven't even bothered to listen to all of Untitled

Real talk: I downloaded it when it dropped and deleted it like a week later. I never do that.

I liked it the first time through, but after listening to it again I realized there was maybe like three good tracks on it, tops. Same with Hip-Hop Is Dead, which I've never even bothered to pirate.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #6313 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:39:10 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 06, 2010, 02:36:58 AM

Isn't Damian Marley Bob Marley's kid? I remember his debut album being meh.

He had like 20 kids with 40 different women.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6314 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:42:51 AM »

I think I championed HHID just because it was better than Kingdom Come, and the fanboy wars were pretty violent back then on the SOHH/okplayer forums lol. Reviewed honestly it's pretty average to bad, and the production is just bad. It's ridiculous that one of the greatest rappers of all time would rather get beats from Chris Webber than DJ Premier.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6315 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:45:07 AM »

Both of those albums sucked, but I might give Jay-Z the edge because at least he was changing his game up. I'm sad he went back to churning out filler bullshit party records about being rich and owning the Nets over half-assed Kanye beats again. Blueprint 3 was a waste of disc space.

Himu · « **Reply #6316 on:** April 06, 2010, 04:13:56 AM »

Quote from: M3wThr33 on April 06, 2010, 02:39:10 AM

Quote from: Himuro on April 06, 2010, 02:36:58 AM
Isn't Damian Marley Bob Marley's kid? I remember his debut album being meh.

He had like 20 kids with 40 different women.

This album

meh

Beezy · « **Reply #6317 on:** April 06, 2010, 05:21:51 AM »

Yeah, the single was great though.

Beezy · « **Reply #6318 on:** April 06, 2010, 05:49:55 AM »

[youtube=560,345]Y9JAtl3Jm3k[/youtube]

"wap"

magus · « **Reply #6319 on:** April 06, 2010, 07:53:24 AM »

http://www.skipmore.com/freegames/synopsis/synopsis.html

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6320 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:04:45 AM »

wap

Obama has a weird jump shot. Good thing Clark let him win.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6321 on:** April 06, 2010, 11:39:50 AM »

Obama sucks, impeach that shitty jump shot

Cheebs · « **Reply #6322 on:** April 06, 2010, 01:03:08 PM »

They put a presidential seal on all the white house basketballs?

Beezy · « **Reply #6323 on:** April 06, 2010, 01:08:04 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #6324 on:** April 06, 2010, 01:27:05 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 06, 2010, 11:39:50 AM

Obama sucks, impeach that shitty jump shot

Maybe he can replace Livan Hernandez in the Nationals rotation?

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6325 on:** April 06, 2010, 01:51:17 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 06, 2010, 01:45:43 PM

"Ey where da white women at?"

what mic was picking that up?

Cheebs · « **Reply #6326 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:11:23 PM »

When it comes to sports that is one area I don't think anyone can accuse Obama of not being cool about. I remember in the campaign ESPN asked Obama and McCain what problems facing the sports world would they address and try to fix as President and McCain gave this cookie cutter answer about steroids and Obama's answer was to demand for college football to have a playoff system

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #6327 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:50:36 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20630184&postcount=1

fucking pedo

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6328 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:55:04 PM »

Why would you quit your job if you were innocent?

brob · « **Reply #6329 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:59:53 PM »

More like, how did he get the girl to deny it?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6330 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:06:19 PM »

I was accused of something similar (although the female was not underaged) by a keyholder that I let go, and I just stood my ground and my DM ended up having my back in the situation. Quitting only makes you look guilty.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6331 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on April 06, 2010, 01:51:17 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on April 06, 2010, 01:45:43 PM
"Ey where da white women at?"

what mic was picking that up?

O-baa-muh
O-baa-muh
First black Pres-i-DENT!

Obama: Where da white women at?!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Marketer: What do you think?

Executive #1: It's a comedy, right?

Marketer: Situational comedy, yes.

Executive #2: Yes, but why are we supposed to laugh?

Marketer: Well, see, he's black and he's the President.

Executives #1 and #2: Oooooh.

Executive #1: It's clever, I like it.

Executive #2: Oh, definitely. Now, what about his parents?

Marketer: Single-mother, Aunt Jemima-type. Very large woman, very loud, but with a heart of gold and lots of home-spun wisdom. Great cook too.

Executive #1: I love it!

Executive #2: You're on to something here, I'm sure of it. Now what about his wife?

Marketer: Pamela Anderson.

Executives #1 and #2: Greenlight!

Marketer: *My God, I am a genius.*

[close]

Diunx · « **Reply #6332 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:20:11 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 06, 2010, 02:50:36 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20630184&postcount=1

fucking pedo

Its not pedo if it is 16+...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6333 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:23:28 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 06, 2010, 03:20:11 PM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 06, 2010, 02:50:36 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20630184&postcount=1

fucking pedo

Its not pedo if it is 16+...

Or 14+ in Canada back in the good old days.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6334 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:25:50 PM »

In this thread, Arvie reminisces about the "good old days" when he was able to have consensual sex with 14-year-olds.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6335 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:26:54 PM »

It's better than admitting to be a girl and wanting to be Whiteman's sex butler!

brob · « **Reply #6336 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:27:13 PM »

you pigs disgust me. If she's underage she's in no way attractive unless you're a pederast. That's why we have those countdown sites for when celebs hit 18, so we can look at them, AFTER THEY TURN 18, and finally be able to form an opinion on whether they are attractive or not.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6337 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:29:21 PM »

To be fair, Arvie has more in common with a 14-year-old girl than he does with someone his own age. For instance, they both still read out of the juvenile fiction section.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6338 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:30:56 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 06, 2010, 03:29:21 PM

To be fair, Arvie has more in common with a 14-year-old girl than he does with someone his own age. For instance, they both still read out of the juvenile fiction section.

Where did you get this from?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6339 on:** April 06, 2010, 04:24:34 PM »

This has to hurt!
[youtube=560,345]fjYunfDDYbc[/youtube]

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6340 on:** April 06, 2010, 04:28:29 PM »

According to youtube, it was uploaded by that dude last year. *shrugs*

New to me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6341 on:** April 06, 2010, 04:29:27 PM »

wtf is 9/11

drew · « **Reply #6342 on:** April 06, 2010, 05:02:17 PM »

that has been circulating not only the internet since forever but its extremely old even by wild and wacky internet blooper tv shows

in before someone thinks i think im cool for pointing this out and then thinks theyre cool by pointing out that i think im cool by pointing it out

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6343 on:** April 06, 2010, 05:11:54 PM »

Old school videos

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #6344 on:** April 06, 2010, 06:25:32 PM »

Jeezy > Tupac

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6345 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:53:33 PM »

yeah, i remember that being a video before internet videos were even a thang

the soundtrack ruins it too, the funniest part was the arab guy crawling around afterward saying "where's the bomb, where's the bomb"

etiolate · « **Reply #6346 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:24:34 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20632007&postcount=43

since y'all hate Whitta

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6347 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:28:07 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 06, 2010, 09:24:34 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20632007&postcount=43

since y'all hate Whitta

brob · « **Reply #6348 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:41:40 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6349 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:34:30 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 06, 2010, 09:24:34 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20632007&postcount=43

since y'all hate Whitta

Awesome.

And

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

The Bore will appreciate the thing tacked on at the end.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6350 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:38:10 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 02:45:07 AM

Both of those albums sucked, but I might give Jay-Z the edge because at least he was changing his game up. I'm sad he went back to churning out filler bullshit party records about being rich and owning the Nets over half-assed Kanye beats again. Blueprint 3 was a waste of disc space.

Pretty much. The fanboy battles were pretty epic epic on SOHH/okplayer lol.

BP3 lol. I don't see how anyone can honestly argue it's a good album; even the biggest Jay stans on SOHH were reduced to talking about how much it sold.

The production is pretty bad throughout the album. Soo obvious Kanye and Timbaland weren't particularly enthused about that shit, and kept their best beats for their own albums lol

Powerslave · « **Reply #6351 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:51:26 PM »

Quote from: drew on April 06, 2010, 05:02:17 PM

that has been circulating not only the internet since forever but its extremely old even by wild and wacky internet blooper tv shows

in before someone thinks i think im cool for pointing this out and then thinks theyre cool by pointing out that i think im cool by pointing it out

heh nice post

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6352 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:52:42 PM »

I would like to point at that drew is NOT cool, and at no point did I get a boner reading that post.

Powerslave · « **Reply #6353 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:57:50 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 10:52:42 PM

I would like to point at that drew is NOT cool, and at no point did I get a boner reading that post.

heh nice post

drew · « **Reply #6354 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:04:59 AM »

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #6355 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:44:42 AM »

Holy fuck.
[youtube=560,345]-3-p_4z6FiM[/youtube]

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6356 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:50:55 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2010, 10:38:10 PM

BP3 lol. I don't see how anyone can honestly argue it's a good album; even the biggest Jay stans on SOHH were reduced to talking about how much it sold.

The production is pretty bad throughout the album. Soo obvious Kanye and Timbaland weren't particularly enthused about that shit, and kept their best beats for their own albums lol

It literally sounds like Jay went rifling through his trash for rhymes, and Kanye/Timbaland/etc. scooping up old discarded beats from their computer's Recycle Bin or something. Just lazy all around.

Jay really should have stayed retired. Was Def Jam that much of a bust with him as President? Unless he fucked up royally I don't see why he quit and went back to rapping if he's not even gonna try. :'(

At least with Nas you can still tell the dude is passionate about his work, even if he has a tin ear for beats. Nas really hasn't ever stopped being a good rapper, his production just hasn't been much to write home about since God's Son. Whereas Jay constantly gets the best dudes in the game for his shit and it ends up sounding like everyone was half asleep when they recorded it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6357 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:58:09 AM »

Maybe the child support shit/irs woes will put a fire under his ass. I saw an interview where Q-Tip said he's working on Nas' next album, so that's good news

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6358 on:** April 07, 2010, 02:00:28 AM »

I want to hear Nas totally change his shit up. I want to hear him on some Doom beats. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6359 on:** April 07, 2010, 02:09:29 AM »

can't wait to hear his stuff with Jay Electronica

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