Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3631854 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #480 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:39:00 PM »

Kardashian is rich, though. You got to milk that dollar for all it's worth, Cajole!

elektrikluv · « **Reply #481 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:40:16 PM »

Reminiscent of this.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #482 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:41:11 PM »

Butt boobs!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #483 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:43:14 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 27, 2010, 06:39:00 PM

Kardashian is rich, though. You got to milk that dollar for all it's worth, Cajole!

Until the plastic surgery falls apart, at least.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #484 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:43:42 PM »

By then you'll be rich enough to buy a dozen elektrikluv's!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #485 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:44:22 PM »

elektrikluv · « **Reply #486 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:46:32 PM »

Kim seems like the type to have a prenup. Cajole be leaving with nothing!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #487 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:48:59 PM »

Are you kidding, elektrikluv? Have you seen this motherfucker? Cajole's pimphand is so strong that he will slap the prenup out of Kardashian's hand; she will be so turned on by his magnificent display of aggression that she'll consummate their vows on the spot.

By the time she has hit the proverbial wall, he'll be sailing away on his motorboat with a duffel bag full of money to Whore Island to purchase an entire harem.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #488 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:50:49 PM »

Goddamn right.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #489 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:51:58 PM »

She only dates black guys

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #490 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:52:53 PM »

Again, have you seen Juice?

He's packing T.N.T., baby. He's dynamite. One night with Cajole, and you forget all about color - because you will black out.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #491 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:55:25 PM »

This feels like one of those pro wrestling scenes where the wrestler (me) stands there looking tough and nodding while his promoter (Willco) just talks shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #492 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:56:42 PM »

I must admit, I am pretty great hypeman.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #493 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:56:59 PM »

But in this case, I might be underselling Cajole.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #494 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:01:02 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #495 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:02:14 PM »

drew · « **Reply #496 on:** February 27, 2010, 08:59:03 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 25, 2010, 02:30:42 AM

Okay which was it? Did you fall asleep every night in your jeans or did you not bother to sleep for a year? We don't mind your silly made-up board persona; we just need consistency.

reading comprehension is awesome

how awesome so awesome

Mandark · « **Reply #497 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:28:39 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 27, 2010, 06:55:25 PM

This feels like one of those pro wrestling scenes where the wrestler (me) stands there looking tough and nodding while his promoter (Willco) just talks shit.

Willco with a boa and some crazy sunglasses would be pretty awesome.

I'm not sure whether to say "Jinfash make this happen" or "Willco make this happen".

Raban · « **Reply #498 on:** February 28, 2010, 03:38:05 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 27, 2010, 06:52:53 PM

Again, have you seen Juice?

He's packing T.N.T., baby. He's dynamite. One night with Cajole, and you forget all about color - because you will black out.

I fell out of my fucking chair

demi · « **Reply #499 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:04:08 PM »

I found this vid with MUCKHOLE IN IT

http://xtube.com/play_re.php?v=sXRo3-S138-

warning: has nigra dick in the 2nd half. but the first is all muckhole.

god i fucking jerked off to this so hard. muckhole

muckhole · « **Reply #500 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:33:12 PM »

It's extra creepy, 'cause when you briefly get a look at the dude's head, it does look like me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #501 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:35:25 PM »

Hey demi, two of my fat friends were over dancing shirtless to Stacey Q's Two of Hearts on Chatroulette for like an hour last night. You should have been on (unless you were one of the random guys jerking it).

demi · « **Reply #502 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:37:53 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 28, 2010, 12:35:25 PM

Hey demi, two of my fat friends were over dancing shirtless to Stacey Q's Two of Hearts on Chatroulette for like an hour last night. You should have been on (unless you were one of the random guys jerking it).

aw, you shoulda told me sooner. i would have totally tried to find them.

T234 · « **Reply #503 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:03:41 PM »

BUY PORN DVDS

TRICKLE DOWN YOUR ECONOMICS

demi · « **Reply #504 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:07:05 PM »

do you guys sell porn with chubbys?

T234 · « **Reply #505 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:37:11 PM »

Yep. I count them (BBW) every shift. Every DVD is counted every shift.

demi · « **Reply #506 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:40:02 PM »

Well, BBW is nice but, I was thinking... BBM

T234 · « **Reply #507 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:44:31 PM »

There are a few. Gay porn in general just don't sell. Gays are much more interested in the back theater area.

demi · « **Reply #508 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:54:15 PM »

Why does everyone assume its about the gay. Theres plenty of vids I tug to that have male+female

A hole is a hole anywhere you stuff it

etiolate · « **Reply #509 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:14:16 PM »

but not all holes are equal

demi · « **Reply #510 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:14:51 PM »

Well I blame Himuro for that

Himu · « **Reply #511 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:50:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 28, 2010, 08:14:51 PM

Well I blame Himuro for that

Himu · « **Reply #512 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:51:03 PM »

This video is so hot it'll make fistful barf:

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=86e362632584b8574146

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #513 on:** February 28, 2010, 09:05:04 PM »

not even gonna click. probs some fattie banging a black guy.

Himu · « **Reply #514 on:** February 28, 2010, 09:06:30 PM »

It's a latina stripper dancing in a strip club. She doesn't even fuck.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #515 on:** February 28, 2010, 09:12:01 PM »

whatevs. i know better to click a porn link you guys post. that is, if i want to keep my lunch.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #516 on:** March 01, 2010, 02:15:18 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/147647-2/Video_gamesHJ.gif

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #517 on:** March 01, 2010, 04:00:33 AM »

wheres that from?

bud · « **Reply #518 on:** March 01, 2010, 06:23:54 AM »

that's brandi belle

her porn is pretty weird

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #519 on:** March 01, 2010, 08:14:22 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 28, 2010, 12:04:08 PM

I found this vid with MUCKHOLE IN IT

http://xtube.com/play_re.php?v=sXRo3-S138-

warning: has nigra dick in the 2nd half. but the first is all muckhole.

god i fucking jerked off to this so hard. muckhole

Its extra creepy that they're watching a show about degenerate freaks.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #520 on:** March 01, 2010, 04:33:35 PM »

went into bernardo's or some other charity shop today. something caught my attention that I think the avatarfags here might like

again, like the pussy drink, who is this shit made for??

etiolate · « **Reply #521 on:** March 01, 2010, 06:46:20 PM »

what am I seeing

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #522 on:** March 01, 2010, 07:00:27 PM »

beezy's fantasy. just needs to be thrown into the oven for a few hours

tehjaybo · « **Reply #523 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:27:14 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on March 01, 2010, 02:15:18 AM

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/147647-2/Video_gamesHJ.gif
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I saw that video a while back...

Pretty sure it's part of a set.
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/brandi-belle---friends-suck-cock-to-cum-120085.html
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/brandi-belle---fucked-and-facialized-120078.html
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/brandi-belle---sucks-while-playing-video-games-120069.html

Chinner · « **Reply #524 on:** March 02, 2010, 03:16:39 PM »

i always find this video pretty intense

chronovore · « **Reply #525 on:** March 02, 2010, 06:10:26 PM »

Quote from: Chinner on March 02, 2010, 03:16:39 PM

i always find this video pretty intense

Normally a "rainbow road" in a

thread, I'd expect some LGBT action of some kind. That wasn't even a BLT. Or sausage.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #526 on:** March 02, 2010, 11:51:16 PM »

Natalie Suliman

she's hot.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20062082&postcount=4955
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20062307&postcount=4956
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20075444&postcount=4984

Robo · « **Reply #527 on:** March 02, 2010, 11:53:10 PM »

fistful won, lock the thread.

Third · « **Reply #528 on:** March 03, 2010, 06:55:12 AM »

WHO SHE?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #529 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:16:08 AM »

fistful showing some excellent taste

I think she may actually be my number one girl crush of the moment. She's flawless!

elektrikluv · « **Reply #530 on:** March 03, 2010, 12:45:37 PM »

How original

Mupepe · « **Reply #531 on:** March 03, 2010, 12:48:19 PM »

Elektrik and my wife send each other FB messages about making out with each other. At least that's what my wife said.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #532 on:** March 03, 2010, 01:36:09 PM »

Am I present in these facebook fantasies? If not, start name dropping.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #533 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:46:20 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 27, 2010, 01:54:45 PM

I wonder what kind of porn elektrik watches

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 27, 2010, 11:24:57 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 27, 2010, 04:52:17 PM
Quote from: Wrath2X on February 27, 2010, 01:54:45 PM
I wonder what kind of porn elektrik watches

*taps nose*
*taps ass*

Quote from: Wrath2X on March 03, 2010, 11:57:42 AM

I'd like to see you make out with a girl elektrik

Wrath

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #534 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:35:12 AM »

For Green Shinobi

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/avatar-xxx-porn-parody/228909/

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elektrikluv · « **Reply #535 on:** March 05, 2010, 08:35:01 AM »

I found the girl fistful linked!

She models for asos.com, a UK based online clothing store. I was browsing through clothes and I suddenly thought "damn that girl looks real familiar." And I remembered!

Hundreds more pics can be found at asos.com

Powerslave · « **Reply #536 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:16:33 AM »

she's nothing special

bud · « **Reply #537 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:17:08 AM »

http://www.bustygf.com/fhg/102909/15n/index.php?id=1802591

Powerslave · « **Reply #538 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:49:09 AM »

yea she is

Powerslave · « **Reply #539 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:57:57 AM »

yea she is

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Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3631854 times)