"Alright now that the deal is done we're excited to bring Call of Duty to Nintendo for the 2024 holiday season"
"Fantastic, it'll be a great fit for the Switch OLED system!"
"Wait, what about the new platform?"
"You want to release it on Gameboy Classic?"
"No... we thought there was a Switch 2"
"We have nothing to announce regarding new hardware at this time, we have a legal agreement for full feature and content parity

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"But it's never going to run on the original Switch, can't you just release new hardware"
"We have a legal agreement for full feature and content parity

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"Bringing more choice to more players"
No you're not you muppets, you're agreeing to leave it as it is right now - but only for 10 years 
It shows how long they expect this generation to last.