Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[lennedsay]

Had blood test today.

Felt great.

And then I ate lunch and now I feel like I've been poisoned. What the fuck.

All I ate was steamed chicken with bell pepper on a shishkabob, egg plant with with tomato sauce and bit of cheese, and a quarter of a tamale a co-worker shared with me.

Ughhh, I feel like I'm going to hurl. Immediately after lunch my body temperature rose. What gives?

It would've been the eggplant and red sauce for me. Instant acid reflux and general shittiness feels.

[Himu]

Yes.

Had blood test today.

Felt great.

And then I ate lunch and now I feel like I've been poisoned. What the fuck.

All I ate was steamed chicken with bell pepper on a shishkabob, egg plant with with tomato sauce and bit of cheese, and a quarter of a tamale a co-worker shared with me.

Ughhh, I feel like I'm going to hurl. Immediately after lunch my body temperature rose. What gives?

It would've been the eggplant and red sauce for me. Instant acid reflux and general shittiness feels.

it definitely kept coming back in small bits. Pretty gross.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Go for it, dog seems into you.

[I'm a Puppy!]

So Utah has struck down it's anti-polygamy law. Bluemax get your ass in here and tell me, are people in the church celebrating yet?

[Kara]

Central Manc is top notch now breh. Bombing was the best thing that happened to the city

I wouldn't (and never will) know.

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[Kara]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/27/alerting-all-single-males-this-town-is-entirely-made-up-of-extremely-attractive-women-and-theyre-appealing-for-men-4847227/

GGPO y'all.

[Kara]

We can troll them by having a gay orgy.

[nudemacusers]

promise them the world, buy them a ticket to america, record them getting off the plane and waiting for you to pick them up, never show up.


finally my revenge on all those women who never returned my myspace pm's will be complete

[Kara]

That story reminded me of one of the most attractive women I've seen. I think it was in BBC () Two's Coast series, the episode about Brittany? This gal there decided that instead of leaving her Breton town that was going nowhere fast, she would stay and keep the old ways going--she ended up being a clam digger.

Throwing your life away for a cause that will never immanentize.

[Bebpo]

Got rear-ended while sitting at a light for 30 seconds and along comes some motherfucker not paying attention and rams right into me at a (luckily) fairly low-speed.  After representing dozens upon dozens of clients (along with my fiance) and seeing how bad people can get injured and hurt from rear-ends, I guess I feel a little closer to understanding what it's like even if my pain is not 1/100th of what these people go through.  Back and neck are sore but I can deal with it as it luckily was fairly low speed impact.  Feel a lot worse for my fiance in the passenger seat who is still in really bad flare up of her pain levels from her seizure.  Did.not.need.to.be.rear.ended.again.  Especially when she was rear-ended like a month ago in a low-impact one as well.

Between my friends, family and clients, I have to say there are SO MANY PEOPLE hitting the car in front of them at lights (along with tons of people running red lights) these days in So CA.  It's like no one knows how to drive anymore.  Maybe it's the whole cell-phone/texting distractions things, but I'm just gonna blame it that young kids getting licenses to drive are dumber and dumber every year.  License test should be far tougher.  Should be like a fucking race course and only the best drivers get licenses and everyone else has to be a dirty socialist and take a bus.  Can't wait for google auto-drive cars and I love driving.  It's just way too dangerous to be on the road anymore.

[Madrun Badrun]

Roomates girlfriend is over and is sick.  I just lost 5 days from being sick and I'm very tempted to send her home.  When I was sick too they kept waking me up by slamming doors and shit so I'm returning the favour.  Petty Revenge

[Phoenix Dark]

Got recognized by a cute girl in safeway brehs. We live in the same block and she started talking to me about her dog who keeps coming up to play with me. What do you guys think? Should I give it a shot?

go head with your bad self

[Broseidon]

Job interview tomorrow

[Mupepe]

Got rear-ended while sitting at a light for 30 seconds and along comes some motherfucker not paying attention and rams right into me at a (luckily) fairly low-speed.  After representing dozens upon dozens of clients (along with my fiance) and seeing how bad people can get injured and hurt from rear-ends, I guess I feel a little closer to understanding what it's like even if my pain is not 1/100th of what these people go through.  Back and neck are sore but I can deal with it as it luckily was fairly low speed impact.  Feel a lot worse for my fiance in the passenger seat who is still in really bad flare up of her pain levels from her seizure.  Did.not.need.to.be.rear.ended.again.  Especially when she was rear-ended like a month ago in a low-impact one as well.

Between my friends, family and clients, I have to say there are SO MANY PEOPLE hitting the car in front of them at lights (along with tons of people running red lights) these days in So CA.  It's like no one knows how to drive anymore.  Maybe it's the whole cell-phone/texting distractions things, but I'm just gonna blame it that young kids getting licenses to drive are dumber and dumber every year.  License test should be far tougher.  Should be like a fucking race course and only the best drivers get licenses and everyone else has to be a dirty socialist and take a bus.  Can't wait for google auto-drive cars and I love driving.  It's just way too dangerous to be on the road anymore.

I'm going to say it's texting/talking and driving.  Riding a motorcycle makes you notice this shit.  Sometimes when I sit at a light I watch the cars passing and count how many are on their phone and how many aren't.  It's around 60/40 here in favor of being a douche on your cell.  It's insane. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think my interview today went great, fingers crossed I get this one

[Madrun Badrun]

Job interview tomorrow

Just remember, don't think about dinosaurs while the interviewer is talking.

[Broseidon]

[Squiddy]

Job interview tomorrow

[Madrun Badrun]

During the interview, do not think of t-rexs,  brachiosauruses, nor pterosaurs, which are not actually dinosaurs.  It is sound advice.

[Himu]

Feeling great right now. Let's see if this lasts the whole damn day.

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Did you get your blood test results, Himu?  I thought I had diabetes once, too- vision would go in and out of being blurry and it scared the hell out of me.  But I tested negative.  To this day my eye sight is still kind of fucked up (if I go outside and look up, it looks like 1000s of eye floaters are having a space war).

Recently I've been having weird stomach problems.  Felt like something was enlarged in my left side, which has happened before.  Back then I was given medicine and told to use cooling pads and the problem went away.  They thought I had IBS -and maybe I do- but I felt normal a month after that.  That was a good 7-8 years ago already and the problem came back.  Meds I tried for acid reflux and the like weren't working.  Had an MRI done and a blood test.  Totally normal.  Was given something else recently that's helped, but I still feel a bit weird.  If this keeps up they're gonna stick a fucking tube down my throat.  I know I'll be sedated for it but I'm not looking forward to that happening if it gets to that point.     Trying to stay positive about it all though.  I do feel better and keep wondering I just need a different medicine. 

[Himu]

Nope, haven't gotten them back yet. I doubt it's diabetes. Had another test today and the results were in the 80's.

[CatsCatsCats]

Job interview tomorrow

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Would revive Squiddy permanently for that gif truncated to stop at but why

[Himu]

Lyte: get your eyes tested? Or new glasses?

I just ate lunch and I'm similarly to yesterday am starting to feel sick now.

[CatsCatsCats]

Did you get your blood test results, Himu?  I thought I had diabetes once, too- vision would go in and out of being blurry and it scared the hell out of me.  But I tested negative. To this day my eye sight is still kind of fucked up (if I go outside and look up, it looks like 1000s of eye floaters are having a space war).

Don't worry bro, that's normal
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon

[Phoenix Dark]

[Madrun Badrun]

Thats really fucking sickening.  Hopefully he has good friends.

[jakefromstatefarm]

name of the girl in Squiddy's gif?

Mia malkova

[Squiddy]

name of the girl in Squiddy's gif?

Mia Malkova of course:


 

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[Madrun Badrun]

How many eggs a day can you eat?  Is it 8?  Because that's how many eggs I ate today. 

[Phoenix Dark]

name of the girl in Squiddy's gif?

Mia malkova

Googled her name+interracial, first couple hits were about banging an Asian dude. That's a tell tell sign that she's a dodger.

[nudemacusers]

more for you though

[Joe Molotov]

Is a man not entitled to the rustle of his jimmies?

[Phoenix Dark]

One of the most important factors of empathy is the ability to put yourself in another man's shoes. If we break that concept down to its evolutionary roots, before shoes existed, one realizes that the true principle is the ability to put yourself in another man's groin. If she fucks one of us, she fucks all of us. Likewise if she doesn't fuck one of us, she won't fuck any of us.

The #dualities of solidarity, brehs.

[milchs evil twin]

I have more friends on Untappd than followers on Instagram.

I feel like my life is going down a dark road

[nudemacusers]

One of the most important factors of empathy is the ability to put yourself in another man's shoes. If we break that concept down to its evolutionary roots, before shoes existed, one realizes that the true principle is the ability to put yourself in another man's groin. If she fucks one of us, she fucks all of us. Likewise if she doesn't fuck one of us, she won't fuck any of us.

The #dualities of solidarity, brehs.

so what you're saying is, you live vicariously through the nervous endings of another man's penis?

[Phoenix Dark]

One of the most important factors of empathy is the ability to put yourself in another man's shoes. If we break that concept down to its evolutionary roots, before shoes existed, one realizes that the true principle is the ability to put yourself in another man's groin. If she fucks one of us, she fucks all of us. Likewise if she doesn't fuck one of us, she won't fuck any of us.

The #dualities of solidarity, brehs.

so what you're saying is, you live vicariously through the nervous endings of another man's penis?

It's so demonic, my friend.

[Madrun Badrun]

PD has ruined interracial porn for me, because I'll be jacking it and suddenly be thinking about PD; like dinosaurs in a job interview, its unavoidable. 

[nudemacusers]

i like to think that masturbation entanglement is real, and whenever I watch interracial, PD is too.

[Madrun Badrun]

We should start a new aged cult with that belief and justified with quantum entanglement.  The we can swim in the hippy chick poon that flock to the bbc but only get us.

[Kara]

I read The Assemblywomen too, PD.

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Lyte: get your eyes tested? Or new glasses?

I just ate lunch and I'm similarly to yesterday am starting to feel sick now.

Did you get your blood test results, Himu?  I thought I had diabetes once, too- vision would go in and out of being blurry and it scared the hell out of me.  But I tested negative. To this day my eye sight is still kind of fucked up (if I go outside and look up, it looks like 1000s of eye floaters are having a space war).

Don't worry bro, that's normal
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon

Himu, Pineapple, thanks.  The thing is, I see floaters pretty much everywhere.  It's just generally not as noticeable to me now, but my vision is somewhat weaker.  This also started like 7 years ago and I'm pretty used to it now, to the point that it doesn't bother me.  When I was living in Japan, there was a period of time where I was going to the hospital once or twice a month, on Saturdays, to go to three different doctors.  Nobody ever found anything wrong and in fact, one of the big problems I had (head was all fucked up; I'd feel high or would even have trouble thinking) was caused by the cholesterol meds I'd been taking.  I can't take statins.  When I got back to the States and my prescription ran out, I realized that had been the problem the entire time.  None of the doctors there ever even considered it. 

[Himu]

Fuck yes. That sickness after lunch lasted all of 10-15 minutes and I spent the rest of day 100% me for the first time in a few weeks.

[lennedsay]

Sick as balls, hubs is working late, taking a big L in parenting tonight. Had enough energy to boil water and add a packet of Lipton soup mix (ok it took about an hour from start to finish cause fuck my body hates me). Just gave the kid some soup in a sippy cup because I couldn't even be bothered sitting her down and cleaning up the inevitable brothy mess. She's sick too so she won't eat anything anyway. "Here, it's warm juice!"

[Himu]

We all need to get better!

[Kara]

We all need to get better!

"The body may heal, but the mind is not always so resilient."

[lennedsay]

She just ate a bowl of provel cheese ropes (STL rep). Mother of the year, guys.

[Kara]

At the used book shop I almost bought a "teach yourself Afrikaans" book that looked like it was written in the 50s (e.g. vocabulary banks included words like "typist") because why shouldn't I learn another language I'll never have cause to use off the internet, but I saw a 200 dollar cost accounting textbook for 4 dollars and got that instead. #rothschild

I bet Earth-212 Karakand got it and went on to have a happy life in Namibia.

[Joe Molotov]

At the used book shop I almost bought a "teach yourself Afrikaans" book that looked like it was written in the 50s (e.g. vocabulary banks included words like "typist") because why shouldn't I learn another language I'll never have cause to use off the internet, but I saw a 200 dollar cost accounting textbook for 4 dollars and got that instead. #rothschild

I bet Earth-212 Karakand got it and went on to have a happy life in Namibia.

You could be snuggled up with some ebony goddess right now in the very heart of the dark continent.

[Kara]

Namibia is in the heart of Africa?

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Had to rush out of the library because I was crying.

It was almost closing time anyway.

[Rufus]

Sobo-senpai kawaii~

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[Joe Molotov]

Namibia is in the heart of Africa?

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Had to rush out of the library because I was crying.

It was almost closing time anyway.

It's got black people in it, that's close enough.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Namibia is in the heart of Africa?

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Had to rush out of the library because I was crying.

It was almost closing time anyway.

It's got black people in it, that's close enough.

I think  you mean its "urban"

[Kara]

I think it's one of the least densely populated countries in the world.

I bet they need accountants doe.

[Joe Molotov]

I has a high African-American population.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Got the job

 
 

Permanent contract, 6 weeks holiday

My baby gonna have a daddy with a job

Can apply for a loan for an apartment now

What a way to start the honeymoon

[Cerveza mas fina]

So happy I can cry man, having a no job prospect with the baby on the way was scary as fuck.

[chronovore]

So happy I can cry man, having a no job prospect with the baby on the way was scary as fuck.

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I knew you'd get it. You'd figure out some way to make it work.

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[chronovore]

Sick as balls, hubs is working late, taking a big L in parenting tonight. Had enough energy to boil water and add a packet of Lipton soup mix (ok it took about an hour from start to finish cause fuck my body hates me). Just gave the kid some soup in a sippy cup because I couldn't even be bothered sitting her down and cleaning up the inevitable brothy mess. She's sick too so she won't eat anything anyway. "Here, it's warm juice!"

If you get some liquid and salt in her, she'll be fine. Avoiding dehydration is the main thing. Same for you. Hope you feel better soon!