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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #660 on: May 15, 2010, 06:29:59 PM »
I stand ashamed of myself...
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #661 on: May 15, 2010, 08:16:54 PM »
Robert Downey Jr is doing the Tropic Thunder commentary in character. wow. this is good.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #662 on: May 15, 2010, 08:28:19 PM »
I stand ashamed of myself...
Is that Tom Hanks from that survivor movie as your avatar? smh indeed.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #663 on: May 15, 2010, 09:50:48 PM »
Does anyone else have a problem with YouTube since they made that new player? Anything that loads with the new progress bar is fine, but if it's the old version the video refuses to load. I have to play it in FireFox to get it to work. As a result I cant even click vids embedded here. So shitty.
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« Reply #664 on: May 15, 2010, 10:40:29 PM »
:lol and then RDJ changes to Kirk Lazarus at the end.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #665 on: May 15, 2010, 10:47:45 PM »
Tomorrow is election day and so fucking genius thought it was a good idea to prohibit the sale of alcohol tonight! another reason not to vote, fuck this country  >:(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #666 on: May 16, 2010, 12:04:23 AM »
jeeezus i'm fucking trashed but i only have one cigarette left.  i'll have to twalk to walgreens and buy an expensive ass pacl and make an ass of myself cause i gotta reek of whiskey

and watched the Road. obviously not as good as the book but as valiant effort

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #667 on: May 16, 2010, 03:38:52 PM »
So Himu is sending me drunk messages  :-\

it happens to the best of us *pats your back*

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #668 on: May 16, 2010, 04:22:33 PM »
I went on a mile walk for cancer this morning. Fuck cancer!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #669 on: May 16, 2010, 04:25:48 PM »
Did you guys beat cancer?
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« Reply #670 on: May 16, 2010, 04:27:14 PM »
I AM THE CURE!
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« Reply #671 on: May 16, 2010, 04:32:06 PM »
I took part in an 8k run this morning for juvenile Diabetes. Went to breakfast afterward with friends so I'm now really sleepy.
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« Reply #672 on: May 16, 2010, 04:36:44 PM »
today i woke up, took a shower, shaved, jerked off, played rock band, and now watching movies
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #673 on: May 16, 2010, 04:42:19 PM »
I took part in an 8k run this morning for juvenile Diabetes. Went to breakfast afterward with friends so I'm now really sleepy.

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diabetes?
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« Reply #674 on: May 16, 2010, 04:43:01 PM »
I took part in an 8k run this morning for juvenile Diabetes. Went to breakfast afterward with friends so I'm now really sleepy.

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diabetes?

Totally.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #675 on: May 16, 2010, 07:29:53 PM »
I gave my brother a $250 gift certificate to guitar center for his law school graduation present since he is a drummer and plays other instruments and he was like "uhhh...why did you get me this"   :-\

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« Reply #676 on: May 16, 2010, 07:58:27 PM »
I gave my brother a $250 gift certificate to guitar center for his law school graduation present since he is a drummer and plays other instruments and he was like "uhhh...why did you get me this"   :-\

Should of just got him a gag book called "BIG BOOK O' LAW" instead, the jerk! Does he not play instruments anymore or something?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #677 on: May 16, 2010, 07:59:23 PM »
FUCK :lol
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #678 on: May 16, 2010, 08:14:13 PM »
Nothing like being in a cafe where a CD playing on their speakers has been skipping for the last 2 minutes without any of the employees noticing. Slowly, table by table, every customer in the place turns their head towards the bar and register, waiting for them to notice. They don't actually go up to the register and say anything, but just slowly, one by one, turn their heads to admonish the meditative faux pas. Finally, someone says "I LOVE THIS REMIX." Then the employees notice and scan ahead on the CD.

20 seconds later, the CD is skipping again.


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #679 on: May 16, 2010, 08:29:25 PM »
Probably a hipsters cafe.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #680 on: May 16, 2010, 08:30:24 PM »
Hipsters would play records.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #681 on: May 16, 2010, 08:33:19 PM »
Record players are too heavy for them to carry them to the shop.
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« Reply #682 on: May 16, 2010, 08:37:16 PM »
Hipsters would play records.

I don't know, I think that young hipster line is at a point where CDs are the new records
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #683 on: May 16, 2010, 08:38:33 PM »
Hipsters would just bring in their acoustic guitar into the cafe.
Proof!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #684 on: May 16, 2010, 08:39:41 PM »
for modern hipsters

skipping is to cd players as graininess is to record players
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #685 on: May 16, 2010, 08:43:46 PM »
we have second generation hipsters now? :-\

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« Reply #686 on: May 16, 2010, 08:45:55 PM »
hippies = 1st generation
hipsters = 2nd generation
hipstons = 3rd generation
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #687 on: May 16, 2010, 08:49:33 PM »
What year is this?  A CD player?

You are right, it could be an iPod hooked up to a stereo, but who the hell uploads a jacked up, skipping mp3 file to a playlist?

It's a college area cafe, so it could qualify as hipster, but it is also an adjunct of a liberal youth-based Christian fellowship. I am pretty sure atheism is the hipster status quo.

Anyways, they just kicked everyone off the table on stage that were "studying" for a musical performance happening in about three hours. The band? Barney and the Dinosaurs. I hope it is just a reference to their shitty childhood and not an actual musical theme.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #688 on: May 16, 2010, 08:50:59 PM »
Isn't that a bit redundant? Barney is a dinosaur.
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« Reply #689 on: May 16, 2010, 08:56:06 PM »
That or the name Barney is unfortunately still used as a first name
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« Reply #690 on: May 16, 2010, 08:58:06 PM »
Maybe the Barney is Barney Frank?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #691 on: May 16, 2010, 10:35:17 PM »
Went to my brother's graduation today. Found out my old teacher/adviser got fired but I can't get anyone to tell me why. Sucks, she was one of my favorite teachers

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« Reply #692 on: May 16, 2010, 10:38:50 PM »
She was probably banging students and you missed out. =|

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« Reply #693 on: May 16, 2010, 10:45:25 PM »
She was probably banging students and you missed out. =|

Sucks, she was one of my favorite teachers


maybe he didn't :shh
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« Reply #694 on: May 16, 2010, 10:50:51 PM »
I remember she had braces back in 2002 when I first met her. Last time I saw her was in 2007 I think, and she still had braces lol
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #695 on: May 16, 2010, 11:31:00 PM »
I gave my brother a $250 gift certificate to guitar center for his law school graduation present since he is a drummer and plays other instruments and he was like "uhhh...why did you get me this"   :-\

Should of just got him a gag book called "BIG BOOK O' LAW" instead, the jerk! Does he not play instruments anymore or something?

He still plays but he basically went "I'm poor and you can't buy anything good at GC for under $250 so I'll never use this"

Gift certificates are the worst presents to give because basically you're saying, "My gift to you is my chore of buying you a present.  Now it is yours.  Congratulations!"

Well I also bought him Fifa 2010 because he wanted a soccer game (it was his birthday + school graduation present).  But I always get him videogames for presents and he's not really into games that much so for a big gift I wanted to get him something not-gaming-related.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #696 on: May 17, 2010, 12:32:53 AM »
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« Reply #697 on: May 17, 2010, 12:41:32 AM »
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« Reply #698 on: May 17, 2010, 12:46:30 AM »
drunk

:rock

(I'd say i am too, but at this point, the amount of alcohol required to make me consider myself "drunk" would probably kill me. :lol  :-\)
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #699 on: May 17, 2010, 12:48:53 AM »
It was a good night, I got to see some friends o mine I haven't seen in anbout a year or so.  Just sat back, realxed, and talked about the good times.  I love summer.

Also, foundout a girl I'm insanely interested in likes me  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Great day.
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« Reply #700 on: May 17, 2010, 12:58:39 AM »
stick your wiener in her
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« Reply #701 on: May 17, 2010, 01:17:58 AM »
It was a good night, I got to see some friends o mine I haven't seen in anbout a year or so.  Just sat back, realxed, and talked about the good times.  I love summer.

Also, foundout a girl I'm insanely interested in likes me  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Great day.

how often does this happen?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #702 on: May 17, 2010, 01:22:07 AM »
not often, to be honest
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« Reply #703 on: May 17, 2010, 01:41:58 AM »


Also, foundout a girl I'm insanely interested in likes me  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


A once-in-a-lifetime happenstance, as far as I am concerned. 

Hit that shit. For great justice.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #704 on: May 17, 2010, 07:42:03 AM »
yay ya'all! 17th of may (read: 4th of july). Parades and shit. Got my swagger suit on and heading out to a BBQ with friends and potential bedmates. not the best of weather, but good enough.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #705 on: May 17, 2010, 09:20:51 AM »
He still plays but he basically went "I'm poor and you can't buy anything good at GC for under $250 so I'll never use this"

Pfft. He's spoiled. He can pick up drum heads, sticks, cymbals etc. Pretty much anything drum related save an entire new kit.

Maybe he wanted a pony?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #706 on: May 17, 2010, 09:58:03 AM »
not often, to be honest

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #707 on: May 17, 2010, 10:24:51 AM »
I wouldn't hit it, his neck is too long.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #708 on: May 17, 2010, 10:37:52 AM »
he probably smells like patchouli and mold. i'd hardly be able to keep from throwing up.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #709 on: May 17, 2010, 10:39:45 AM »
At least he has bigger breasts than N Portman.

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« Reply #710 on: May 17, 2010, 11:39:49 AM »
I wouldn't hit it, his neck is too long.

Also too thin
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« Reply #711 on: May 17, 2010, 11:43:16 AM »
I wouldn't hit it, his neck is too long.

 :fbm
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #712 on: May 17, 2010, 11:44:27 AM »
Brandnew looks like he'd be a sarcastic asshole. Like Raphael from ninja turtles.
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« Reply #713 on: May 17, 2010, 11:46:57 AM »
I usually try to pigeonhole people in the turtles archetypes too.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #714 on: May 17, 2010, 11:51:35 AM »
As a kid my cousin would also use the turtle archetype to place cousins and friends into (a single turtle only being assigned to one person) and I was always Donatello.
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« Reply #715 on: May 17, 2010, 11:58:06 AM »
nerd.

Almost all my friends are Michelangelo tho'. My snark and macho alpha male posturing isn't appreciated. :'(

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« Reply #716 on: May 17, 2010, 12:30:07 PM »
I was always Casey Jones
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« Reply #717 on: May 17, 2010, 12:34:39 PM »
why don't I have my admin grade yet?!
Fucking law school.

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« Reply #718 on: May 17, 2010, 12:43:19 PM »
I was always Casey Jones


we would have been the best of buds.   :hump

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« Reply #719 on: May 17, 2010, 01:49:38 PM »
I'm a mix between Raphael and Leonardo  :-\

I want to be a Donatello, he's the reason I love the color purple.

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