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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1440 on: June 13, 2010, 12:01:50 AM »
Erica P asked me out to the movies, so now I'm waiting in line to get tickets for Splice.

Is this the black girl
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #1441 on: June 13, 2010, 12:02:21 AM »
No, she is long gone. She went from quirky/awkward to kind of scary pretty quick. I also went out with another chick last week, and she was cool, but talked too much and I was apparently NOT GEEKY ENOUGH for her (wtf?).
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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1442 on: June 13, 2010, 12:03:22 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #1443 on: June 13, 2010, 12:25:32 AM »
Black Girl was dropped faster than a Himuro hobby  :usacry

Erica P sounds cool tho
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Himu

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« Reply #1444 on: June 13, 2010, 12:27:18 AM »
Black Girl was dropped faster than a Himuro hobby  :usacry

??? I don't drop hobbies
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« Reply #1445 on: June 13, 2010, 01:19:07 AM »
She lasted only a couple of dates, because she started to exhibit weird behavior.

Erica P is pretty awesome. I think we'll be hanging out more. I know we're going to see Black Dynamite together this week.
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Himu

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« Reply #1446 on: June 13, 2010, 01:29:25 AM »
Poor black girl. :(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1447 on: June 13, 2010, 11:49:05 AM »
'poor' seems superfluous when it's followed by 'black'.  :teehee

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1448 on: June 13, 2010, 12:36:20 PM »
threadless shirts annoy me but i own 2 of them

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1449 on: June 13, 2010, 01:34:42 PM »
Things are going great with my job but I might have fucked up with a red light camera.  When I turned (I was driving a company vehicle), it the arrow turned from green to yellow and quickly red.  I understand it doesn't nail you if you're past a certain point but a wheel might have been on the sensors.  Two other cars were behind me and turned also.

It seems like I always think that I'm deep shit over something regarding my job.  It sucks.  I'm thinking of calling the courthouse on Monday to see if I got nailed with anything.  Assuming they give any information out because the vehicle is not in my name and if I did get busted, they wouldn't give that information out anyway.

It's irritating because the yellow times are virtually non-existent with intersections with the cameras.  It can be green when you are entering an intersection and red before you can't see the stop lights. >:(
From a Guy who constantly runs those fuckers I think you're probably fine if two others even went after you.

Thanks.  I'm not used to these things and didn't know when the timer would activate when the light turns red.  I guess I'll wait and see if I get nailed but if two cars were behind me, I don't see how the camera could get my rear plates anyway.
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #1450 on: June 14, 2010, 01:08:48 AM »
Erica P just sicked burned me :lol


<Me> I am watching Drunk History right now.
<Her> Haha, my friend sent me a link to that recently.
<Me> It is incredible
<Her> He forgot that I had sent the same link to him two years ago
<Me> Did you see the new one?
<Her> Not yet.
<Me> John C. Reilly and Crispin Glover!
<Me> I want to write a buddy comedy with the two of them!
<Her> I love those guys.
<Her> Did you enjoy working with John C. Reilly on Cyrus?
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Barry Egan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1451 on: June 14, 2010, 09:34:38 AM »
annihilated  :lol

OptimoPeach

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« Reply #1452 on: June 14, 2010, 02:38:19 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #1453 on: June 14, 2010, 03:13:29 PM »
I admit it, I like her. I think she might stick around. :)
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1454 on: June 14, 2010, 03:25:37 PM »
Erica P just sicked burned me :lol


<Me> I am watching Drunk History right now.
<Her> Haha, my friend sent me a link to that recently.
<Me> It is incredible
<Her> He forgot that I had sent the same link to him two years ago
<Me> Did you see the new one?
<Her> Not yet.
<Me> John C. Reilly and Crispin Glover!
<Me> I want to write a buddy comedy with the two of them!
<Her> I love those guys.
<Her> Did you enjoy working with John C. Reilly on Cyrus?

idontgetit  ???
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« Reply #1455 on: June 14, 2010, 03:26:59 PM »
Erica P just sicked burned me :lol


<Me> I am watching Drunk History right now.
<Her> Haha, my friend sent me a link to that recently.
<Me> It is incredible
<Her> He forgot that I had sent the same link to him two years ago
<Me> Did you see the new one?
<Her> Not yet.
<Me> John C. Reilly and Crispin Glover!
<Me> I want to write a buddy comedy with the two of them!
<Her> I love those guys.
<Her> Did you enjoy working with John C. Reilly on Cyrus?

idontgetit  ???
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1336617/

OptimoPeach

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« Reply #1456 on: June 14, 2010, 03:32:56 PM »
Got an interview Wednesday. Full time with benefits doing nothing but transcribing, proofreading, and editing :hyper
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1457 on: June 14, 2010, 09:57:05 PM »
I'm watching Always Sunny and texting a girl about it (we're both watching). Dennis blows off the waitress again and I laugh and text "ahahahhah, he blew her off" and this chick I'm textin' tends to get blown off by dudes constantly (she's a little needy). My asshole puckered right after I hit enter.
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BlackMage

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« Reply #1458 on: June 14, 2010, 10:34:51 PM »
I'm watching Always Sunny and texting a girl about it (we're both watching). Dennis blows off the waitress again and I laugh and text "ahahahhah, he blew her off" and this chick I'm textin' tends to get blown off by dudes constantly (she's a little needy). My asshole puckered right after I hit enter.

tell her you would never do that to her then go  :uguu
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #1459 on: June 14, 2010, 10:38:26 PM »
Its all cool, she disregarded the joke cause' shits just too painful  :'(
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BlackMage

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« Reply #1460 on: June 14, 2010, 10:42:09 PM »
Its all cool, she disregarded the joke cause' shits just too painful  :'(

is she hot? i'll take one for the team. send her my way  :drake
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #1461 on: June 14, 2010, 10:54:50 PM »
She's cute but watch out for the

10:30pm "ARE YOU THERE"
10:31pm "HEY ARE YOU THERE"
10:31pm "ARE YOU MAD AT ME"
10:32pm "OK, I'M JUST GONNA ASSUME YOU WENT OUT"
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BlackMage

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« Reply #1462 on: June 14, 2010, 10:57:34 PM »
awesome!  :hyper
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« Reply #1463 on: June 15, 2010, 12:06:36 AM »
She's cute but watch out for the

10:30pm "ARE YOU THERE"
10:31pm "HEY ARE YOU THERE"
10:31pm "ARE YOU MAD AT ME"
10:32pm "OK, I'M JUST GONNA ASSUME YOU WENT OUT"

The reminds me of me in grade 11 :( :( :(

Diunx

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« Reply #1464 on: June 15, 2010, 12:33:07 AM »
She's cute but watch out for the

10:30pm "ARE YOU THERE"
10:31pm "HEY ARE YOU THERE"
10:31pm "ARE YOU MAD AT ME"
10:32pm "OK, I'M JUST GONNA ASSUME YOU WENT OUT"

The reminds me of me in grade 11 :( :( :(

smh
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lennedsay

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« Reply #1465 on: June 15, 2010, 12:39:40 AM »
Sounds like me too, only at 10:33 I was high-fiving my friends and on to my next conquest. Ahhh my teen years (and early 20's :teehee)... What a maneater :pimp
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« Reply #1466 on: June 15, 2010, 04:36:55 PM »
Sounds like me too, only at 10:33 I was high-fiving my friends and on to my next conquest. Ahhh my teen years (and early 20's :teehee)... What a maneater :pimp


Dammit lennedsay, where do all the women like you keep hiding? :P
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« Reply #1467 on: June 15, 2010, 06:49:13 PM »
Sounds like me too, only at 10:33 I was high-fiving my friends and on to my next conquest. Ahhh my teen years (and early 20's :teehee)... What a maneater :pimp


Dammit lennedsay, where do all the women like you keep hiding? :P

We probably man-ate right through you, like so many before you, until we met someone that we couldn't maneat. Now we're baking cupcakes and gooey butter cake in between loads of laundry and working full time. :rock

You'll all find one of us someday.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1468 on: June 15, 2010, 06:59:52 PM »
You say man eater, I say....
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #1469 on: June 15, 2010, 07:02:32 PM »


:heart
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« Reply #1470 on: June 15, 2010, 07:06:03 PM »
[youtube=560,345]PLolag3YSYU[/youtube]
Fight!
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« Reply #1471 on: June 15, 2010, 07:07:46 PM »
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Fresh Prince

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« Reply #1472 on: June 15, 2010, 07:09:47 PM »
Hall & Oates are prohpets. They recognised the coming of the cougar.
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Eric P

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« Reply #1473 on: June 15, 2010, 07:51:24 PM »
well that was a bust

Paper magazine had a free show tonight at south street sea port

Drake, Hanson (yes that hanson) and Ninjasonik

then this happened


http://tweetphoto.com/27404108

and shit went out of control

fights, people getting on the roofs of buildings to try and see, the opener played half a song before the whole thing was stopped for safety concerns

then an hour later it was shut down

i had left by that point, but it was pretty insane
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« Reply #1474 on: June 15, 2010, 08:08:37 PM »
I knew that free Drake concert was gonna be madness. I didn't even think about going. Instead I stayed home and had my dumbass 5 year old little cousin almost burn the fuckin house down. Fuckin kids...

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #1475 on: June 15, 2010, 08:26:45 PM »
Was watching a rerun of Bones and Temperance asks some dude if he likes Massive Attack

:heart Temperance :heart

:heart The writers on this show :heart
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brawndolicious

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« Reply #1476 on: June 15, 2010, 08:43:05 PM »
Really?  I thought the music references on that show always sounded forced.

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #1477 on: June 15, 2010, 08:45:10 PM »
It does a little but having the main character utter a group name I like that isn't top 40 shit offers validation on some level :fbm
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #1478 on: June 15, 2010, 09:21:02 PM »
Drake  :fbm
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BlackMage

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« Reply #1479 on: June 15, 2010, 09:42:17 PM »
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Eric P

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« Reply #1480 on: June 15, 2010, 10:33:15 PM »
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2010/06/riot_at_south_s.php

we cut out before a lot of the craziness like the bottle throwing, but i got to see people climbing on the kiosks and random fist fights all over the place

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

teenagers, amirite?
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« Reply #1481 on: June 15, 2010, 10:56:12 PM »
No one understands womenz
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1482 on: June 15, 2010, 11:37:41 PM »
Sounds like me too, only at 10:33 I was high-fiving my friends and on to my next conquest. Ahhh my teen years (and early 20's :teehee)... What a maneater :pimp


Dammit lennedsay, where do all the women like you keep hiding? :P

We probably man-ate right through you, like so many before you, until we met someone that we couldn't maneat. Now we're baking cupcakes and gooey butter cake in between loads of laundry and working full time. :rock

You'll all find one of us someday.

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Well for those of you belonging to hetero-single bore, both of you.
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Girl, forget all of that "you'll all find one of us someday" shit.  I don't need my fucking soulmate now, I could just stand to be the victim of a "maneater" for once in my gawdamned life.  :hump
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« Reply #1483 on: June 16, 2010, 12:11:38 AM »
Sluts hang out in clubs and bars.  It's not rocket science.  If you're striking out in your usual places, try the part of town that is lower than you on socioeconomic scale.  Boom.

bu-bu-bu I spent the weekend at a wedding in bumfuck-hick-slutsville, and still kept striking out.  I'm going to have to go back to my ex, aren't I?  fuck.
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #1484 on: June 16, 2010, 12:59:33 AM »
I went to hang out with Erica P after work, and somehow just a simple coffee after work turned into Holy shit, I just got home at 1 AM.
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lennedsay

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« Reply #1485 on: June 16, 2010, 01:04:34 AM »
Yea sluts are in clubs, but maneaters are where you least expect it.

We basically look like other non-slutty girls except we're wearing your favorite band ever's shirt. Or cheering on your favorite team. Or we're posting on your favorite gaming forum. :teehee

So basically there's 3 of us in the world, and me and Cloud are married and Electrikluv is snubbing your pm's. 
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #1486 on: June 16, 2010, 01:07:32 AM »
 :lol
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Fresh Prince

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« Reply #1487 on: June 16, 2010, 01:22:29 AM »
 :spin
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« Reply #1488 on: June 16, 2010, 01:25:56 AM »
Yea sluts are in clubs, but maneaters are where you least expect it.

We basically look like other non-slutty girls except we're wearing your favorite band ever's shirt. Or cheering on your favorite team. Or we're posting on your favorite gaming forum. :teehee

So basically there's 3 of us in the world, and me and Cloud are married and Electrikluv is snubbing your pm's. 
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Positive Touch

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« Reply #1489 on: June 16, 2010, 01:41:52 AM »
I went to hang out with Erica P after work, and somehow just a simple coffee after work turned into Holy shit, I just got home at 1 AM.

somebody's in loooove :teehee
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« Reply #1490 on: June 16, 2010, 01:51:45 AM »
I'm too old to be in love. Besides, that's what Eric P is for.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #1491 on: June 16, 2010, 03:35:46 AM »
All that to see Drake. smh

Seriously, why do women find him attractive? Dude looks like a black John Kerry
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Eric P

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« Reply #1492 on: June 16, 2010, 08:29:43 AM »
there were mostly dudes there, btw

a handful of families and confused white people wearing media badges and the like

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« Reply #1493 on: June 16, 2010, 09:33:41 AM »
did will post pics of this girl yet? WANT
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BlueTsunami

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1494 on: June 16, 2010, 09:41:12 AM »
Yea sluts are in clubs, but maneaters are where you least expect it.

We basically look like other non-slutty girls except we're wearing your favorite band ever's shirt. Or cheering on your favorite team. Or we're posting on your favorite gaming forum. :teehee

So basically there's 3 of us in the world, and me and Cloud are married and Electrikluv is snubbing your pm's. 

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« Reply #1495 on: June 16, 2010, 11:23:26 AM »
Dropped the biggest brick i've ever dropped in my life.

Doing a paper for University at home, and i was feeling it, i had to go take a shit. I sit down and it starts coming, but good lord o mighty...it started hurting, like goddamn, it hurt so bad i actually made the sound of pain "aaaaarrr" when it was coming out, and it just kept on coming and i felt like i was about to give up and i look down and a shadow is cast on the toilet and suddenly i see it, huge still hanging and i make a final push, my eyes wet as shit, i'm about to start crying until it drops and the sound of a tsunami is heard, but the relief is felt.

I had to see it, so i stood up turned around, and jesus christ tho are in heaven. I feel like i just lost my virginity.


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« Reply #1497 on: June 16, 2010, 04:55:56 PM »
Bought tickets to see Toy Story 3 at midnight tomorrow with Erica P :hyper
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Eric P

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« Reply #1498 on: June 16, 2010, 05:02:16 PM »
this weekend i'm going to try to see The Killer Inside Me
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« Reply #1499 on: June 16, 2010, 09:48:22 PM »
Why is it that people insist on talking to me on the street even thought I'm wearing headphones?

a couple of days ago at a bus stop some old dude starting an anti-haitian rant about them talking our bus seats or some shit like that.

yesterday I was walking home and a shirtless hobo walks pass me, then some dude in a hummer slowsdown and yells "we should introduce that guy to the president,give them some face to face time" at me.

also today I gave like 1/3 of my grape juice to a homeless guy :bow me :bow2
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