Dropped the biggest brick i've ever dropped in my life.
Doing a paper for University at home, and i was feeling it, i had to go take a shit. I sit down and it starts coming, but good lord o mighty...it started hurting, like goddamn, it hurt so bad i actually made the sound of pain "aaaaarrr" when it was coming out, and it just kept on coming and i felt like i was about to give up and i look down and a shadow is cast on the toilet and suddenly i see it, huge still hanging and i make a final push, my eyes wet as shit, i'm about to start crying until it drops and the sound of a tsunami is heard, but the relief is felt.
I had to see it, so i stood up turned around, and jesus christ tho are in heaven. I feel like i just lost my virginity.