Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Diunx]

I bought a cheap Alcatel and a new number, now to write down everybody's number on the new sim card :'(

[Mupepe]

4.) I was on bars.  God I love bars.

 

it's what we call xanax here in the south.  i don't know what it's called elsewhere I guess

here in cali we call it xanax..

as do people here, but like most drugs it has a name that you can use without other people knowing if they overhear

[BlackMage]

cmon xanax really? that's like coming up with a secret name for your asthma inhaler

[Mupepe]

cmon xanax really? that's like coming up with a secret name for your asthma inhaler

i guess you've never taken large amounts of xanax.  or any?

[BlackMage]

cmon xanax really? that's like coming up with a secret name for your asthma inhaler

i guess you've never taken large amounts of xanax.  or any?

 

[Don Flamenco]

Cockthetic

Pocky

Pathecock

I love this new term. 


got some prospects, but too depressed about my life situation to make any moves at the moment.   which makes me pretty cockthetic, actually.

Or

Schizophrenic

i'm not schizo but i am

[Madrun Badrun]

lol

[Himu]

I guess in some circles kickig someone in the shins or in the seat of their pants or jumping on thei back is considered fighting. 

Well, in middle school and high school it totally is. I haven't been in a fight as an adult.

[chronovore]

Also Motherfucking Blue Tsunami

Those were the best earphones I ever bought.

What kind are they?  I'm in the market.

Seems like Wrath bought the higher end version...

http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-CX-Ear-Headphone-Black/dp/B000WOIG8C

But the CX300's are also good, the build quality probably isn't as good as the CX400's though.

German made products Sennheiser (for Audio) Zeiss (for Photography)

I'ma pimp my cans too...

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I have those same ones; I love them, but mine have cracked where the size adjustment band goes into the casing. I'm also not fond of using the fatty-jack to standard micro-jack adapter all the time. Other than that, they're stellar.

You're over 40 years old?!

Same reaction, goddamn!

Yuppers.

I guess I don't "act my age."

[BlueTsunami]

Also Motherfucking Blue Tsunami

Those were the best earphones I ever bought.

What kind are they?  I'm in the market.

Seems like Wrath bought the higher end version...

http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-CX-Ear-Headphone-Black/dp/B000WOIG8C

But the CX300's are also good, the build quality probably isn't as good as the CX400's though.

German made products Sennheiser (for Audio) Zeiss (for Photography)

I'ma pimp my cans too...

(Image removed from quote.)

I have those same ones; I love them, but mine have cracked where the size adjustment band goes into the casing. I'm also not fond of using the fatty-jack to standard micro-jack adapter all the time. Other than that, they're stellar.

I have the same damn crack appearing on the Left side. Some sort of structural issue I guess. If I ever replace these I'll definitely be looking for an all metal type, or nothing plastic at least.

[Robo]

Mine are also cracked in the same place. 

[Don Flamenco]

HD-555s are like wearing ear pillows.  soooo comfortable!!  and they sound great too.

[Mupepe]

you can't just leave with that!!!

[Don Flamenco]

you can't just leave with that!!!

can't tell a story without a solid denouement.  well, you can, but I'm not the Cohen brothers, so I can't masterfully pull it off. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, Genghis and Larry Cohen are the best.

[Don Flamenco]

genghisbeckdealwithit.gif   

[Mupepe]

you can't just leave with that!!!

can't tell a story without a solid denouement.  well, you can, but I'm not the Cohen brothers, so I can't masterfully pull it off. 

i'll be waiting

[Don Flamenco]

derp

[Mupepe]

the best thing is to lead them into saying they like something that you actually hate and then you just non chalantly say "oh i hate that so much" and when they try to backtrack call them out

[Mupepe]

start talking about the moon and how awesome it would be to go there and wait for them to start saying how their uncle was an astronaut

[Madrun Badrun]

start talking about the moon and how awesome it would be to go there and wait for them to start saying how their uncle was an astronaut

I read this post before any others in the conversation and I assumed it was advice on how to get with girls.   

[Boogie]

Nobody ever tries to mug me.  :'(

[Don Flamenco]

Nobody ever tries to mug me. 

that's because you ride a horse and carry an electrified baton!  Try to walk down the street looking pathetic and lost, but with white ipod headphones on.  in the ghetto.

[Diunx]

One of my best friends is a compulsive liar, shit is hilarious sometimes, especially now that he is single for the first time in like 3 years

[Madrun Badrun]

I once had a girl I tell me on one of our first dates tell me that she didn't understand sarcasm.  Every time I said something sarcastic or facetious for the next month she asked me to explain it to her.  Little by little it seemed like she did understand sarcasm and she was just tricking me for her own enjoyment.  I confronted her about it and she denied it but I admitted that if it was a trick it was a pretty good trick.  Eventually she came clean and said that of course she understood sarcasm.  Women are fucking nuts. 

[Mupepe]

I once had a girl I tell me on one of our first dates tell me that she didn't understand sarcasm.  Every time I said something sarcastic or facetious for the next month she asked me to explain it to her.  Little by little it seemed like she did understand sarcasm and she was just tricking me for her own enjoyment.  I confronted her about it and she denied it but I admitted that if it was a trick it was a pretty good trick.  Eventually she came clean and said that of course she understood sarcasm.  Women are fucking nuts. 

goddamn that would be annoying as fuck.  try meeting women who were born in other countries but for some reason think it's cute to not understand something.  you know they fucking understand it but act like they don't.  jesus christ.  it's not cute.  it makes you look stupid and it pisses me off that i'm friends with you.

One of my best friends is a compulsive liar, shit is hilarious sometimes, especially now that he is single for the first time in like 3 years

explain

[Mupepe]

quit fingering their assholes and giving them candy then

[Robo]

I just took a short drive from work to the gas station to get something cold to drink and saw two totally separate car accidents on the way; one relatively minor fender bender at the gas station parking lot, and another guy getting massively t-boned at a blind intersection.  No one was hurt.

I'm never going outside again.

[Eric P]

I once had a girl I tell me on one of our first dates tell me that she didn't understand sarcasm.  Every time I said something sarcastic or facetious for the next month she asked me to explain it to her.  Little by little it seemed like she did understand sarcasm and she was just tricking me for her own enjoyment.  I confronted her about it and she denied it but I admitted that if it was a trick it was a pretty good trick.  Eventually she came clean and said that of course she understood sarcasm.  Women are fucking nuts. 

that's awesome

i'm going to have to pull that.

[Eric P]

quit fingering their assholes and giving them candy then

don't listen to this man

make them work for it

[Brehvolution]

The kids are asleep, finally some time for vidya and beers!

Fixed to reflect my everyday life.

[BlackMage]

I bet wrath has learned some crazy ways to sneak in his masturbation sessions

[Bocsius]

This is the longest week ever. Basically, the past two weeks have reminded me of when I was 5 and Christmas couldn't come soon enough. Today's December 12? Christmas is soooooo far away.

I accepted a job offer last week for a contract position that will have me move from Greensboro (NC) to Charlotte, and I start 7/12. My present employer is requiring that I play out the string (meaning: working through Friday, July 9), so I can't move until the 10th. I'm anxious about moving, but I just want to get on with it already, you know?

[muckhole]

I just took a short drive from work to the gas station to get something cold to drink and saw two totally separate car accidents on the way; one relatively minor fender bender at the gas station parking lot, and another guy getting massively t-boned at a blind intersection.  No one was hurt.

I'm never going outside again.

Or at least wear pants the next time you do!

[brawndolicious]

http://tvshack.net/index.html

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http://tvshack.cc/

[ch1nchilla]

Girlfriend is out to dinner with a friend tonight, so my dinner consists of beer and a microwavable pizza. man dinners

Moar videogames, moar drinking then Iron Man 2.

[ch1nchilla]

Doin' thangs!

So many thangs

But on the real today has been a suck ass day for no reason other than the shit ass mood I woke up in, so I'm pondering either a. hitting the bar or b. ripping shots at my apartment.

Also, fuck that girl my girlfriend is eating dinner with.

[Bacchus7]

For the first time ever I'm experiencing the phenomenon of colleagues who want to get way too close to you. I can tell you're only here for networking or you're too weird to make friends. I already have friends. They are more attractive than you. They are funnier than you.

Thank God I don't have a cell phone while I'm working here in Rome.

 Douchin' it up as an American working in Europe.

[FatalT]

This is the longest week ever. Basically, the past two weeks have reminded me of when I was 5 and Christmas couldn't come soon enough. Today's December 12? Christmas is soooooo far away.

I accepted a job offer last week for a contract position that will have me move from Greensboro (NC) to Charlotte, and I start 7/12. My present employer is requiring that I play out the string (meaning: working through Friday, July 9), so I can't move until the 10th. I'm anxious about moving, but I just want to get on with it already, you know?

Move to Fort Mill, South Carolina or Rock Hill, South Carolina. The living expenses are way lower than the other places around Charlotte. You can hang out with me.

[Robo]

I just took a short drive from work to the gas station to get something cold to drink and saw two totally separate car accidents on the way; one relatively minor fender bender at the gas station parking lot, and another guy getting massively t-boned at a blind intersection.  No one was hurt.

I'm never going outside again.

Or at least wear pants the next time you do!

   I didn't think it'd be THAT distracting!

[Madrun Badrun]

Have you ever noticed how toys are like women?  You either have not enough or too many.  Deep thoughts man.

And the amount you have is directly proportional to the size of you're disposable income.

[Madrun Badrun]

I went to Tims and ordered a icecap and two cookies.  The hot blond till girl forgot to charge me for the cookies, and when I pointed this out to her, she decided to only charge for one cookie because I was honest.    This is the second time in a row that a Tims till lady has forgotten to change me for the cookies.  The only conclusion I can reach is that they want to give me their cookies for free, if I intend what I mean, and intend for you to get the meaning, and intend also for you to get my intentions ie) a Gricean conception of meaning.

[Bocsius]

Move to Fort Mill, South Carolina or Rock Hill, South Carolina. The living expenses are way lower than the other places around Charlotte. You can hang out with me.

I've actually already found an apartment near the University area on the northeast side of town, good rate, very close to where I will be working and also close I-85 (so coming home to Greensboro from time to time will also be a breeze). I think it is literally under a mile to get to work. Certainly under 2.

[WrikaWrek]

Twilight Eclipse

Werewolf tells vampire at one point "I could care less what you need"

David Slade trollin the fuck out of it   

[FatalT]

Move to Fort Mill, South Carolina or Rock Hill, South Carolina. The living expenses are way lower than the other places around Charlotte. You can hang out with me.

I've actually already found an apartment near the University area on the northeast side of town, good rate, very close to where I will be working and also close I-85 (so coming home to Greensboro from time to time will also be a breeze). I think it is literally under a mile to get to work. Certainly under 2.

Awwwww phooey. Well we're STILL hanging out sometime whether you like it or not! 

[Madrun Badrun]

God it is hot and I can't focus

[BlackMage]

God it is hot and I can't focus

take a cold shower

[BlackMage]

I ate so much I can barely walk 

[etiolate]

Corey Feldman's band was like some wanna be pink floyd shit with run on lyrics. Highlights were his shoutouts between songs like "hey so technology" "hey we can do alot of good" and "hey we aren't done yet".

He also gave a shoutout to the other Corey and dedicated two covers of songs from The Lost Boys to Haim.

Also, watching the opening of a movie on the actual spot the opening of the film begins makes for a really weird feeling.

[Himu]

I'm going on a date with a guy I met at the pride festival last week. I've never gone on a date with a guy. 

[OptimoPeach]

Wait, what? Is being gay your new thing now?

[Himu]

[BlackMage]

you should stay home and well play L4D2 instead 

[Himu]

You guys are so gullible.

I wonder what gaygaf has to say about it.

[Smooth Groove]

They'll beg Himu chan to stay away because they can't handle his BBC. 

[BlackMage]

I just pretend im reverse pooping 

[Diunx]

I'm going on a date with a guy I met at the pride festival last week. I've never gone on a date with a guy. 

So you took a walk down the park and now like cocks?

[Himu]

Diunx: evilbore made me like dudes  It was tauntaun's mighty power that did it

[Smooth Groove]

I just pretend im reverse pooping 

more like reverse child birth.

[BlackMage]

I just pretend im reverse pooping 

more like reverse child birth.

that would require me to have a snat.. oh