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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2160 on: July 15, 2010, 01:28:01 AM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2161 on: July 15, 2010, 01:31:11 AM »
Got a few hrs left before a 3 day weekend. Two of my buddies who aren't working today just told me they're headed to the pub in the basement of my office building. I think we can all see where this is going.
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« Reply #2162 on: July 15, 2010, 06:28:01 AM »
Got a few hrs left before a 3 day weekend. Two of my buddies who aren't working today just told me they're headed to the pub in the basement of my office building. I think we can all see where this is going.

You gonna put in a Wintaru appearance later tonight?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2163 on: July 15, 2010, 09:42:31 AM »
It's been a ridiculous last two months here. All kinds of stuff has been going wrong or breaking down at work, and I've managed to get physically sick twice in the last month for a couple of days (both times from something I ate from two different restaurants).

Winter cannot come fast enough.  :bawl :violin
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2164 on: July 15, 2010, 09:47:10 AM »
That's when I'll come visit.
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« Reply #2165 on: July 15, 2010, 09:52:07 AM »
me too

omg group outing
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« Reply #2166 on: July 15, 2010, 09:58:27 AM »
 :lol

I'll have my finest chaps and leather vest pressed and ready. We shall explore new meanings of the idiom "fit the bill".

Winters around here tend to be somewhat dull, but after this summer I'm looking forward to it. Some isolation and alcohol will suit me fine.
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« Reply #2167 on: July 15, 2010, 11:48:24 AM »
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I just signed up for a wickedly hard course load in the first semester  :'( :'( :'(

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« Reply #2168 on: July 15, 2010, 01:09:53 PM »
my next project for work sounds so cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean-shift

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« Reply #2169 on: July 15, 2010, 03:02:46 PM »
It's HOT

It's not the uncomfortable heat & humidity that is the worst part of it, but the SHINING RAYS OF DEATH when you are outside that burn your skin off and set you on fire :(

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« Reply #2170 on: July 15, 2010, 03:09:10 PM »
Am nintenho, that Burger place was designed by Crystal Gemini I think.  Weird!
Oh, well then it didn't look gay.  It looked modern.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2171 on: July 15, 2010, 03:13:38 PM »
It's HOT

It's not the uncomfortable heat & humidity that is the worst part of it, but the SHINING RAYS OF DEATH when you are outside that burn your skin off and set you on fire :(

The key is to not go outside.

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« Reply #2172 on: July 15, 2010, 03:22:33 PM »
my next project for work sounds so cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean-shift

Mean-shift sounds like the kind of algorithm Mel Gibson would use.
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« Reply #2173 on: July 15, 2010, 06:00:01 PM »
Serving up kosher beef and gay subtext since 2006.

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« Reply #2174 on: July 15, 2010, 06:01:55 PM »
w00t.  Finally got accepted to the double honours program.

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« Reply #2175 on: July 15, 2010, 09:13:22 PM »
Congratulations Father Mike! :rock

Shortly after my little pity-party post earlier today, I got up to go out to work, filled my cup with coffee, and then without paying attention promptly dumped a scoop of ground coffee into it and took a gulp.   :S

That'll teach me for complaining.
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« Reply #2176 on: July 15, 2010, 09:19:30 PM »
w00t.  Finally got accepted to the double honours program.
congrats.

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« Reply #2177 on: July 15, 2010, 09:53:45 PM »
w00t.  Finally got accepted to the double honours program.

Ya, but it's still a program in Saskatchewan, right? :P
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« Reply #2178 on: July 15, 2010, 09:57:35 PM »
:(

and thanks Malek and Muck.  Now I just have to wait until next Wednesday to see if they will let me get an extra B.A in linguistics as well.  I'm excited.
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« Reply #2179 on: July 15, 2010, 10:04:50 PM »
:(

and thanks Malek and Muck.  Now I just have to wait until next Wednesday to see if they will let me get an extra B.A in linguistics as well.  I'm excited.

But seriously, congrats and good luck.  What's the program?
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« Reply #2180 on: July 15, 2010, 10:11:22 PM »
Well the program is the honours program.   My degree is in compsci and philosophy.

Essentially what it means is the arts and science people finally approved me getting the joint degree so I can stop worrying about taking all these different classes and then being told I can't get the degree I want.  Also now I can actually declare my majors and be eligible for scholarships (which won't happen, lol).

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« Reply #2181 on: July 15, 2010, 10:18:12 PM »
Anyhow, the latest edition of

"What the fuck is wrong with Boogie, why aren't chicks jumping on his dick?"


Met another RCMP member on a temporary assignment.  She is hot.  She also has a very captivating and infectious personality.  She's also 4 years older than me.

I asked a mutual acquaintance if she was single.  I was told that yes, she was recently single, and was encouraged to ask her out.

So I did, said that, with the G20 craziness coming up, would she want to get a couple drinks or play a game of pool when it's all over?

Her: "Yeah, just let me know when we're all getting together, and.....wait, you mean, just me and you?"
Me: "Yeah"
Her: "oh....sure :)"

Okay, so far so good, sounds promising.

Call her up a week ago, ask if she's free on the weekend.  She says she has a baseball tournament, also says "umm, do you know anything about me?  I was married."  I say I don't care, doesn't bother me.  She says okay, I ask for a rain check on the date, she says sure.

....


Fast forward to tonight.  I call her, leave a voicemail asking her out for this weekend.  She calls back.  After the standard idle chitchat, she makes a reference to being "a lot older than you".....(so the fuck what, you're hot, and I keep being told that I'm mature for my age).....but then says that now she's not ready to date yet.  Says that she'd be willing to hang out as friends, but figures that's not what I'm looking for (and I say, "yup, definitely not looking to just be friends").  She says that if I had asked six months from now, she probably would have been ready, but not now. (but doesn't say so in a way that sounds inviting me to contact her and try again in six months.  As if I would crawl back six months from now for another chance, anyway.  I may get rejected a lot, but I like to keep my rejections to 1 per chick thankyouverymuch)

So gawdamned frustrating.  She was hot, and captivating, and actually fucking laughed and was entertained by my dog and pony show in conversation.

godfuckingdammit.  :-\
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« Reply #2182 on: July 15, 2010, 10:23:47 PM »
Did you show her the guns?

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« Reply #2183 on: July 15, 2010, 10:28:30 PM »
Did you show her the guns?


I did.

Was wearing a tight, short-sleeved collared shirt one day, which she complimented me on.  And thereafter, she was all casual-touching my arms and shit a couple times.

According to all of that PUA Game shit, I should have been in.

and yet.....

FML.  :punch
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« Reply #2184 on: July 15, 2010, 10:31:15 PM »
Next time you should just show her the rifle.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2185 on: July 15, 2010, 10:34:28 PM »
You should have been like "Sure we just be friends BUT FIRST YOU SHOULD FUCKING BLOW ME!"
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« Reply #2186 on: July 15, 2010, 10:37:33 PM »
You should have been like "Sure we just be friends BUT FIRST YOU SHOULD FUCKING BLOW ME!"

dammit, I forgot to wear my WWMGD? bracelet!
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« Reply #2187 on: July 15, 2010, 10:38:00 PM »
:lol

and add in sugar tits as well since she is a cop.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2188 on: July 15, 2010, 10:48:25 PM »
Boogie next time you see her say, 'Yes you were right. You are probably too old for me'.

It will be hilarious or get you laid. Or maybe fired. I don't know.
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« Reply #2189 on: July 15, 2010, 10:53:56 PM »
Boogie next time you see her say, 'Yes you were right. You are probably too old for me'.

It will be hilarious or get you laid. Or maybe fired. I don't know.

We work out of different offices.  To say "I'll likely never see her again" would be a lie, but in all likelihood, it could be years before we even cross paths again, depending on transfers and the like.

Re: the second paragraph, considering my trending history, I'm pretty sure I know which of those options I'd put money on. :P
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« Reply #2190 on: July 15, 2010, 10:59:04 PM »
meh. she's tainted goods.

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« Reply #2191 on: July 15, 2010, 11:07:48 PM »
meh. she's tainted goods.

But Boogie could have been the one tainting her!
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« Reply #2192 on: July 15, 2010, 11:08:31 PM »
meh. she's tainted goods.

I'm 26.  In regards to a certain episode of HIMYM this past season, what woman isn't going to have baggage and/or be "tainted goods"?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2193 on: July 15, 2010, 11:13:27 PM »
Marriage is a different taint, good sir.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2194 on: July 15, 2010, 11:17:26 PM »
Marriage is a different taint, good sir.

Whatever.  Might have thought she'd be up for a nice casual fling after a bad marriage.

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which, she probably is.  Just not with such a "nice guy" like me....
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« Reply #2195 on: July 15, 2010, 11:18:48 PM »
maybe she just doesn't want to fuck around with a work colleague

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« Reply #2196 on: July 15, 2010, 11:21:35 PM »
You do look like the marriageable type :heart

bagsofeyes has a point. Though you may work in different offices maybe she doesn't want the 'divorced sausage factory' rep.
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« Reply #2197 on: July 15, 2010, 11:34:30 PM »
Marriage is a different taint, good sir.

Whatever.  Might have thought she'd be up for a nice casual fling after a bad marriage.

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which, she probably is.  Just not with such a "nice guy" like me....
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maybe you need to be a little more gangsta. Spit out that Real Talk© :punch

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« Reply #2198 on: July 15, 2010, 11:46:56 PM »

bagsofeyes has a point. Though you may work in different offices maybe she doesn't want the 'divorced sausage factory' rep.

I rather doubt that's it.  I mean, I don't know what the fuck it is, but I don't think it's the "office" thing.
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« Reply #2199 on: July 15, 2010, 11:48:11 PM »
Marriage is a different taint, good sir.

Whatever.  Might have thought she'd be up for a nice casual fling after a bad marriage.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
which, she probably is.  Just not with such a "nice guy" like me....
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maybe you need to be a little more gangsta. Spit out that Real Talk© :punch

Mel Gibson style?  Ya, that'll work.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2200 on: July 15, 2010, 11:48:58 PM »
Ok maybe you need to get real.

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« Reply #2201 on: July 16, 2010, 03:59:03 AM »
Started basement renovation work today. Time to go put the second coat of Drylock on the concrete walls (takes three hours to dry) and then go to bed. Going to frame out and put in insulation tomorrow morning. :rock
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2202 on: July 16, 2010, 08:20:44 AM »
found out i got VIP Press access to Siren tomorrow.  totally unexpected.  time to hobnob with the stars
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2203 on: July 16, 2010, 08:25:04 AM »
Boogie, dude, you're awesome. But when a woman says "Well, are you looking for more than 'just friends'?" the answer is always, always, infallibly, to play it cool and maneuver toward "Oh, man, no I wasn't trying to get into your pants" territory.

Congratulations Father Mike! :rock

Shortly after my little pity-party post earlier today, I got up to go out to work, filled my cup with coffee, and then without paying attention promptly dumped a scoop of ground coffee into it and took a gulp.   :S

That'll teach me for complaining.
:rofl Oh, man. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2204 on: July 16, 2010, 11:29:38 AM »
im drinking this


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« Reply #2205 on: July 16, 2010, 11:35:44 AM »
im drinking this

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is that what asian gangstas pour for their homies?
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« Reply #2206 on: July 16, 2010, 11:39:48 AM »
this is what asian gentlemen drink as they light cigars with 10,000 yen notes

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« Reply #2207 on: July 16, 2010, 01:12:25 PM »
Math is hard :(

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« Reply #2208 on: July 16, 2010, 09:04:24 PM »
Let's summarize the work I did during my first week at my new job:

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« Reply #2209 on: July 16, 2010, 09:13:28 PM »
Sounds like a good job.

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« Reply #2210 on: July 16, 2010, 09:14:27 PM »
im drinking this

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is that what asian gangstas pour for their homies?
this is what asian gentlemen drink as they light cigars with 10,000 yen notes

One of only two mainstream beers in Japan that has any flavor. Yebisu is the other. If I have to drink Japanese beer, I usually have one of those two.

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« Reply #2211 on: July 16, 2010, 09:17:16 PM »
Sounds like a good job.

I'm ahead of the curve. I'm on a contract in Charlotte. A couple of the guys that started back in October said they were there a solid month before they even had computers.

We're programmers.

I at least got a computer on my first day. Two, in fact. But I still don't have access to all the systems I need in order to actually do something. My email account was actually set to expire before it was even created, so that has to go through the channel to be re-enabled.

Corporate America. :american

I hope to do some real, actual work at some point next week.

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« Reply #2212 on: July 16, 2010, 09:46:31 PM »
Nami just licked a light bulb and burnt her tongue :(

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2213 on: July 16, 2010, 09:54:31 PM »
Thats pretty dumb.
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« Reply #2214 on: July 16, 2010, 09:55:08 PM »
mmmmmmm vodka. How I missed you. (I actually went out today to get haircut, so I decided to by some booze while out).

Nami just licked a light bulb and burnt her tongue :(
She really does take after you.

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« Reply #2215 on: July 16, 2010, 09:56:52 PM »
The only light bulb that has ever burnt me is the one that appears over my head when I get my good ideas!

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« Reply #2216 on: July 16, 2010, 09:58:50 PM »
I got a haircut too but no booze, I was very close to buy some though since there was a new vodka on sale at the supermarket near my office but decided to save that money for a concert next Tuesday.
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« Reply #2217 on: July 16, 2010, 10:01:35 PM »
Vodka at a supermarket?
Sadly, the Supermarkets are not allowed to sell alcohol here in communist Manitoba.


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2218 on: July 16, 2010, 11:47:21 PM »
Boogie, dude, you're awesome. But when a woman says "Well, are you looking for more than 'just friends'?" the answer is always, always, infallibly, to play it cool and maneuver toward "Oh, man, no I wasn't trying to get into your pants" territory.


Naw, sorry, I'm calling bullshit on that.

I've done enough pussyfooting around, and getting stuck in the friendzone.  I'm not wasting any more fucking time only to find myself confronted with "I just want to be friends."

If I'm asking a chick out on a date, that I'm asking her on a fucking date, not to just hang out all platonic-like and being content with "just friends".  At this point, given my experiences, you'll never convince me that it's a better idea not to be direct about my intentions.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2219 on: July 16, 2010, 11:53:23 PM »
"Hey, we could hang out but...just as friends..."
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