Anyhow, the latest edition of
"What the fuck is wrong with Boogie, why aren't chicks jumping on his dick?"
Met another RCMP member on a temporary assignment. She is hot. She also has a very captivating and infectious personality. She's also 4 years older than me.
I asked a mutual acquaintance if she was single. I was told that yes, she was recently single, and was encouraged to ask her out.
So I did, said that, with the G20 craziness coming up, would she want to get a couple drinks or play a game of pool when it's all over?
Her: "Yeah, just let me know when we're all getting together, and.....wait, you mean, just me and you?"
Me: "Yeah"
Her: "oh....sure
"
Okay, so far so good, sounds promising.
Call her up a week ago, ask if she's free on the weekend. She says she has a baseball tournament, also says "umm, do you know anything about me? I was married." I say I don't care, doesn't bother me. She says okay, I ask for a rain check on the date, she says sure.
....
Fast forward to tonight. I call her, leave a voicemail asking her out for this weekend. She calls back. After the standard idle chitchat, she makes a reference to being "a lot older than you".....(so the fuck what, you're hot, and I keep being told that I'm mature for my age).....but then says that now she's not ready to date yet. Says that she'd be willing to hang out as friends, but figures that's not what I'm looking for (and I say, "yup, definitely not looking to just be friends"). She says that if I had asked six months from now, she probably would have been ready, but not now. (but doesn't say so in a way that sounds inviting me to contact her and try again in six months. As if I would crawl back six months from now for another chance, anyway. I may get rejected a lot, but I like to keep my rejections to 1 per chick thankyouverymuch)
So gawdamned frustrating. She was hot, and captivating, and actually fucking laughed and was entertained by my dog and pony show in conversation.
godfuckingdammit.
