Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4271219 times)

lennedsay · « **Reply #2520 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:10:36 PM »

Put your pants back on. Nobody will notice that way.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2521 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:12:48 PM »

I did put them back on but people still notice how awkward I am

brob · « **Reply #2522 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:17:58 PM »

Maybe you should try not to actively shun attractive ladies who talk to you?

lennedsay · « **Reply #2523 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:38:07 PM »

FM, maybe you should start telling a girl, "Yea, take my bus, it'll take you where ever you need to go...

"

Halfway through the ride, she'll realize she's not going the right way, but she looks over and your jizz lizard is hanging out and she's all

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2524 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:40:33 PM »

FM just needs to be tongue punched in his fart box. That'll destroy any sense of possible shame and failure, cause you've been there, you've done that. That girl needs the right directions! Oh wait, my social anxiety is kicking in HNNNG. *Memory of fart box being punched*. I got this.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2525 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:38:34 AM »

Wait it's shameful to GET tongue punched in the fart box?

I just came up from an hour run and now Nami is chewing and licking my hair, lol.

Also Batman: under the red hood could be the best batman movie since mask of the phantasm.

Groogrux · « **Reply #2526 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:42:16 AM »

FM, next time a hot female talks to you, do one of the following:

(1) Close your eyes and pretend she's ugly, thus rendering your words to not be... dumb. You could get sunglasses and play the Ray Charles angle for pity instead of awkward why-was-he-closing-his-eyes-like-that questions later.

or

(2) Think about what you want to say before you say it, and say the opposite of that.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2527 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:45:29 AM »

Meiko does the chewy-licky hair thing, and then she'll use her paw to comb through and sometimes her teeth if I let her. Then she'll roll on my hair. Especially if it's wet and especially if it's fresh out of the shower. It's so freakin goofy. We have some videos of it, one of which is after my buddies wedding right before he left for the honeymoon. It was her little way of saying, "I'm gonna miss you, but hey, you look drunk and disheveled. Let me fix your hair for you."

More pictures of Nami!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2528 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:47:24 AM »

Ya I have always thought about using some kind of disabilities angle. Like there's this michael douglas movie where he plays a spy, and he can't speak German so he goes around with bandages on his neck and when ever a German tries to talk to him he just points to his neck and then gives a look like "fuck ya I took a bullet in the neck so that Russians don't come in here and rape you wife and daughters you fucking ass". I want to do that, but with girls instead of Germans.

I don't think I could pull it off with out a real war going on though.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2529 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:48:36 AM »

The places where she licked my hair are super clean now

My mom took the camera somewhere so no pictures until I find it.

She has grown a lot and nows how to sit now ...well as long as she thinks there is going to be food involved. If I keep getting her to sit with out rewarding her she'll get pissy and stop doing it. She also won't do it when the ground is wet from rain

brob · « **Reply #2530 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:52:09 AM »

Shoulda bought a vet uniform on ebay. There was a listing with medals and everything not too long ago.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2531 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:53:11 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on July 28, 2010, 12:52:09 AM

Shoulda bought a vet uniform on ebay. There was a listing with medals and everything not too long ago.

British too if I recall. I bet though thought that I had a British accent would have drove the girls wild and I always wanted a British accent.

Diunx · « **Reply #2532 on:** July 28, 2010, 01:03:25 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 28, 2010, 12:47:24 AM

I don't think I could pull it off with out a real war going on though.

etiolate · « **Reply #2533 on:** July 28, 2010, 01:21:31 AM »

I am always let down by shoutcast streaming radio stations.

Station: Radio Eclipse Net's Channel 3 Romantic Classics
Now Playing: Meredith Brooks - Bitch

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2534 on:** July 28, 2010, 01:30:36 AM »

Quote from: The Business on July 28, 2010, 01:01:09 AM

FM, there are wars going on right now and have been for the last 9 years.

Look all I'm saying is if Russia invaded Poland, I'd be rolling in pussy.

as an asside http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammaticalisation so cool

etiolate · « **Reply #2535 on:** July 28, 2010, 01:40:12 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 28, 2010, 12:38:34 AM

Wait it's shameful to GET tongue punched in the fart box?

I just came up from an hour run and now Nami is chewing and licking my hair, lol.

Also Batman: under the red hood could be the best batman movie since mask of the phantasm.

Considering your mind just went from salad tossing to your puppy dog licking you to a batman cartoon, social anxiety may actually be saving you from speaking your mind in front of girls.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2536 on:** July 28, 2010, 01:52:10 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2537 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:24:37 AM »

Oh shit

Ichirou · « **Reply #2538 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:42:40 AM »

Imagine if you'd tried to fondle her in the dark.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2539 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:47:14 AM »

Is your gf's sister hot?

Ichirou · « **Reply #2540 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:51:12 AM »

You shoulda put your cock on her sleeping face and then woken her up with the falsetto "Baby...baby...look, I got you a present..."

You know, as a joke.

etiolate · « **Reply #2541 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:52:31 AM »

Riddler dude is still weird as fuck.

I just walked out to use the bathroom and he was sitting on the laundry room/storage steps tapping his foot and looking very concerned. I was like "hey" and used the bathroom, because I really had to piss. I come out and ask "Are you ok?" And he asks if I had recently cooked, and I sadi yeah, an hour ago. He pointed to a dish that somehow had gotten an little bit of food on it. I remarked "That's weird.", because I had not seen that when I put my dish up to dry. (Assuming this was my dish, I'm not sure, I just did it.) So I wash it off, and he says "Yeah." He then goes back to his room.

The whole thing was weird. He was just sitting outside my room, tapping his foot like he was about to blow his top, looking concerned as fuck over a dish drying that got a bit of food on it somehow. Was this keeping him up? I feel like, at this point, he needs to seek professional help. This is not just weird, this is like debilitating OCD.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2542 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:53:53 AM »

Sounds to me like you are a disgusting pig who cannot clean his dishes properly. OTHER PEOPLE EAT OFF THOSE.

etiolate · « **Reply #2543 on:** July 28, 2010, 03:08:50 AM »

I thought like he had just been told his father had died. That was the look he had. And then he was like "Is this your dish?"

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2544 on:** July 28, 2010, 03:16:34 AM »

shoulda fucked your girl's sister, brah

Groogrux · « **Reply #2545 on:** July 28, 2010, 03:23:50 AM »

Quote from: The Business on July 28, 2010, 02:46:07 AM

I came over only wearing a robe, too. Luckily it was dark.

Quote from: The Business on July 28, 2010, 02:49:31 AM

She's attractive but a huge slut and-- Actually, now that I'm thinking about it I think I missed out on a great opportunity.

Groogrux · « **Reply #2546 on:** July 28, 2010, 03:26:29 AM »

The Biz must be the kind of prick that would slam the door in the face of the guy from Publisher's Clearinghouse.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2547 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:06:11 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on July 28, 2010, 03:08:50 AM

I thought like he had just been told his father had died. That was the look he had. And then he was like "Is this your dish?"

Well, that is pretty disgusting. I can't really blame him.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2548 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:11:39 AM »

etiolate should have cleaned The Business' sister's plates better. Wait, I'm getting the stories mixed up.

Reb · « **Reply #2549 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:18:29 AM »

He should have licked out her plate real good.

etiolate · « **Reply #2550 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:26:55 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 28, 2010, 05:11:39 AM

etiolate should have cleaned The Business' sister's plates better. Wait, I'm getting the stories mixed up.

I'll come up to him in his sleep and whisper into his ear "Hey Baby, Mr Clean Mr Clean."

etiolate · « **Reply #2551 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:29:33 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 28, 2010, 05:18:14 AM

The Business you missed out on a wonderful opportunity, but your in america where there's millions more

And etiolate how late was it? I have OCD but not that severe, I'd just clean it myself while mumbling swear words.

It was 11pm at night that he was waiting outside my door. I talked to a friend with OCD and she seemed to think it was not a case of OCD since he doesn't have repetitive behavior and is unaware of the behavior. OCDers tend to know but still do it. Riddler equates dirty dishes to children starving in Africa. (not making that up)

I do not sit around and watch him, so he may have repetitive behavior that I do not see. The only evidence of that is that he goes through paper towels extremely fast, which could be from repetitive cleaning.

etiolate · « **Reply #2552 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:54:35 AM »

No, he waits outside your door till 11pm to confront you about it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2553 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:08:29 AM »

Someone needs to confront him and tell him flat-out his behavior is not normal.

etiolate · « **Reply #2554 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:10:40 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 28, 2010, 06:08:29 AM

Someone needs to confront him and tell him flat-out his behavior is not normal.

That would only work coming from a friend.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #2555 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:26:21 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 28, 2010, 06:08:29 AM

Someone needs to confront him and tell him flat-out his behavior is not normal.

Tried that.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2556 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:31:33 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on July 28, 2010, 06:26:21 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 28, 2010, 06:08:29 AM
Someone needs to confront him and tell him flat-out his behavior is not normal.

Tried that.

What happened?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #2557 on:** July 28, 2010, 07:18:32 AM »

Bastards. :'(

lennedsay · « **Reply #2558 on:** July 28, 2010, 09:44:50 AM »

Aww... You don't have to STFU in front of me, but only because we both need to be in the kitchen where we belong. :'(

Maybe if you were in the kitchen to begin with, we wouldn't have this whole food-on-plate debacle.

Diunx · « **Reply #2559 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:17:21 AM »

Stop posting and go MAKE ME A SANDWICH! lennedsay.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2560 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:21:15 AM »

I already did. Just call this guy to deliver it, Jimmy Johns.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sooo doing JJ's for lunch.

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chronovore · « **Reply #2561 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:49:29 AM »

I sometimes think I've become more tolerant of others as I grow older, but when I hear Riddler stories, I worry I'm still a competitive bully jerk at my core. Trying to share living space with a guy like that? Shit would get real, pretty damned fast.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2562 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:45:28 PM »

I have to do a 10 min presentation for work in two weeks. I'm nervous already

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2563 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:12:43 PM »

I was making a dictionary class for a school assignment and in my main I called it myDic

myDic.isEmpty(), ha

BlackMage · « **Reply #2564 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 28, 2010, 02:45:28 PM

I have to do a 10 min presentation for work in two weeks. I'm nervous already

Are you gonna smash watermelons?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2565 on:** July 28, 2010, 07:40:35 PM »

No. I think I'm going to show off all my mistake pictures, lol

Powerslave · « **Reply #2566 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:04:15 AM »

sup guys

Eric P · « **Reply #2567 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:40:18 AM »

just got back from a Hunx and his Punx show

probably the most evilbore band in existence

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2568 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:01:24 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 28, 2010, 07:40:35 PM

No. I think I'm going to show off all my mistake pictures, lol

Father_Mike's mistakes are more interesting than most men's successes.

Robo · « **Reply #2569 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:40:19 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 29, 2010, 12:40:18 AM

just got back from a Hunx and his Punx show

probably the most evilbore band in existence

They sound like The Drums, except not nearly as gay.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2570 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:43:58 AM »

Eric P · « **Reply #2571 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:40:24 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 29, 2010, 01:40:19 AM

Quote from: Eric P on July 29, 2010, 12:40:18 AM
just got back from a Hunx and his Punx show

probably the most evilbore band in existence

They sound like The Drums, except not nearly as gay.

god i hate the drums so much

but wait until you see the pictures i got from this

it was hilarious how he thrust his crotch in my face twice before the first song even started. i think he really likes to play up the "gay panic" angle but that just didn't happen. he was actually somewhat shocked by the amount of gay men in the audience

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2572 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:17:21 PM »

Someone dropped a 40 pound server on there sandled foot at work today. It bleed a shit ton.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2573 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 29, 2010, 08:40:24 AM

Quote from: RoboJ on July 29, 2010, 01:40:19 AM
Quote from: Eric P on July 29, 2010, 12:40:18 AM
i think he really likes to play up the "gay panic" angle but that just didn't happen. he was actually somewhat shocked by the amount of gay men in the audience

"Gay Panic" backfire