fapping and then having a nice meal afterwards always insured I didn't make poor choices.
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A female student relayed the following information to University officers about an incident that occurred while she was running on a Pogonip trail near the University Firehouse at around 11:30 yesterday morning:She reported that she noticed a male following her, that she asked him not to, and that he complied with her request.Officers searched the area but were unable to locate the male. He is described as white; about 20 years of age; of medium height; with long, chest-length brown hair; wearing a short, brown jacket and green or brown baggy pants.No crime is alleged to have occurred. But as a precaution, we wanted to share this information with you.Thank you.
made a twitter. what next?
Follow me and laugh at my poorly worded and forced jokes. http://twitter.com/robojimboI only just started paying attention to it a few days ago.
I'm not gonna bore you all with the details
add me: www.twitter.com/therootsweshare
oh cool, the MST3K guys are on there? I'ma need to follow themI heard Mike is really conservative though. His tweets don't suggest as much, do they?
Last night started pretty shitty and then got great, two of my friends are planning on going to Canada for a year and spent the whole night talking about how Canada is a paradise and everybody is rich and they are gonna make a lot of money and fuck a lot of women etc etc. I was bored so I started chatting and reading eb on my phone and this chick who was the aunt or cousin of one of the guys start asking me if I'm depressed and gave me this speech about how I should be myself and that no one is alive till they reach 25 and shit like that, it was awful.Later another friend told me to go to this place that was selling drinks at 30 pesos( less than a dollar!) I told my friends but they were like "man we are tired", "gotta finish starcraft 2" so I told them to drop me off there and go fuck themselves, bought like 4 drinks before the place closed then someone bought 5 bottles of rum and we went to some dude's house and drank that shit and got really drunk and there was a pool and it was awesome
So I just heard that my dad is broke This is the worst I felt since I found out both my dad and mom cheat on each other and they're both ok with it.
If anyone brings an accusation against a man, and the accused goes to the river and leaps into the river, if he sinks in the river his accuser shall take possession of his house. But if the river proves that the accused is not guilty, and he escapes unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall be put to death, while he who leaped into the river shall take possession of the house that had belonged to his accuser.
If a builder builds a house for someone, and does not construct it properly, and the house which he built falls in and kills its owner, then the builder shall be put to death.
If it kill the son of the owner the son of that builder shall be put to death.
If a physician make a large incision with the operating knife, and kill him, or open a tumor with the operating knife, and cut out the eye, his hands shall be cut off
If a man strike a free-born woman so that she lose her unborn child, he shall pay ten shekels for her loss.
If the woman die, his daughter shall be put to death.
If a man give his child to a nurse and the child die in her hands, but the nurse unbeknown to the father and mother nurse another child, then they shall convict her of having nursed another child without the knowledge of the father and mother and her breasts shall be cut off.
If the son of a paramour or a prostitute desire his father's house, and desert his adoptive father and adoptive mother, and goes to his father's house, then shall his eye be put out.
Things to do to survive in Babylonia:Never build anyone anything, especially not a house, ever.Never become a doctor or offer to help anyone, ever.Never accuse anyone of anything.Don't be a woman.Learn to swim.
Quote from: Boogie on October 26, 2010, 08:25:22 PMDoes he help out his brother by buying him drugs?No, he keeps getting him jobs everywhere with his money and whenever he loans him money to get back on his back he gets drugs. My dad bought a whole fucking farm and gave my uncle free reign over it so that they can both get money from it, guess what happened?
Does he help out his brother by buying him drugs?
Boogie as the Canadian Batman, eh?
Back off Boogie! he is out of your jurisdiction.
