Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4291214 times)

etiolate · « **Reply #4260 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:46:30 PM »

I got this email from campus police and found it kind of weird:

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A female student relayed the following information to University officers about an incident that occurred while she was running on a Pogonip trail near the University Firehouse at around 11:30 yesterday morning:

She reported that she noticed a male following her, that she asked him not to, and that he complied with her request.

Officers searched the area but were unable to locate the male. He is described as white; about 20 years of age; of medium height; with long, chest-length brown hair; wearing a short, brown jacket and green or brown baggy pants.

No crime is alleged to have occurred. But as a precaution, we wanted to share this information with you.

Thank you.

Diunx · « **Reply #4261 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:06:48 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #4262 on:** October 22, 2010, 06:57:20 PM »

that emailer is an editor stuck in the wrong job, look at that devotion to revision

What I particularly found strange about the email I got was that the suspect, from what information was given, was not doing anything wrong. Some girl got paranoid about him and told him to back off and he did. Now its all over the campus. This isn't that far from the rape policy on campus, which borders on being propaganda that spreads fear of public male sexuality.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4263 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:03:05 PM »

It's like 'Pete is a rapist' from Mad Men.

Himu · « **Reply #4264 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:52:03 PM »

made a twitter. what next?

Raban · « **Reply #4265 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 22, 2010, 07:52:03 PM

made a twitter. what next?

Kill yourself.

Robo · « **Reply #4266 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:59:27 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #4267 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:14:10 PM »

lmao cajole

what are good twitter image sites robo

etiolate · « **Reply #4268 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:16:46 PM »

Quote from: Robo on October 22, 2010, 07:59:27 PM

Follow me and laugh at my poorly worded and forced jokes. http://twitter.com/robojimbo

I only just started paying attention to it a few days ago.

Someone just gave me a stack of James Baldwin books; I'm curious as to the implication.
2:40 PM Oct 18th via web

:himu

Robo · « **Reply #4269 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:20:20 PM »

No idea, Himu.

Himu · « **Reply #4270 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:23:27 PM »

twitter is so weird man wtf

Diunx · « **Reply #4271 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:06:56 PM »

Humu tweet some pics óf your bbc.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4272 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:59:49 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 22, 2010, 07:52:03 PM

made a twitter. what next?

Just follow a couple of people/sites you like. I have all the MST3K alums and The Onion on mine.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4273 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:09:31 PM »

oh cool, the MST3K guys are on there? I'ma need to follow them

I heard Mike is really conservative though. His tweets don't suggest as much, do they?

Himu · « **Reply #4274 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:10:12 PM »

add me: www.twitter.com/therootsweshare

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #4275 on:** October 23, 2010, 01:13:44 PM »

I hate missing good drama

I'm not gonna bore you all with the details, but a single 30mg Adderall basically caused one of the guys in our group of friends to have a total breakdown complete with two crying episodes in front of everyone. I saw him earlier that day and was actually supposed to go back to his house and chill with all of them but he was acting like such a goddamn tweaker (seriously, it was like someone just introduced him to crystal) and pissing me off that I just left as soon as the blunt was gone. I can't believe they prescribe that stuff to kids LOL

drew · « **Reply #4276 on:** October 23, 2010, 01:25:18 PM »

lmao what a fucking BITCH

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #4277 on:** October 23, 2010, 01:50:01 PM »

I kinda feel bad for him. Super sheltered growing up and really callow in general, so he tends to try too hard when we do anything with him and ends up embarrassing himself.

The bad part is what got him crying was my friend telling him that he was acting like a jackoff and he needed to calm the fuck down before he did something to REALLY embarrass himself

Powerslave · « **Reply #4278 on:** October 23, 2010, 01:55:52 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 23, 2010, 01:13:44 PM

I'm not gonna bore you all with the details

not at all.. continue

Diunx · « **Reply #4279 on:** October 23, 2010, 02:11:40 PM »

Last night started pretty shitty and then got great, two of my friends are planning on going to Canada for a year and spent the whole night talking about how Canada is a paradise and everybody is rich and they are gonna make a lot of money and fuck a lot of women etc etc. I was bored so I started chatting and reading eb on my phone and this chick who was the aunt or cousin of one of the guys start asking me if I'm depressed and gave me this speech about how I should be myself and that no one is alive till they reach 25 and shit like that, it was awful.

Later another friend told me to go to this place that was selling drinks at 30 pesos( less than a dollar!) I told my friends but they were like "man we are tired", "gotta finish starcraft 2" so I told them to drop me off there and go fuck themselves, bought like 4 drinks before the place closed then someone bought 5 bottles of rum and we went to some dude's house and drank that shit and got really drunk and there was a pool and it was awesome

Beezy · « **Reply #4280 on:** October 23, 2010, 02:26:22 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 22, 2010, 10:10:12 PM

add me: www.twitter.com/therootsweshare

http://twitter.com/JabarieD

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4281 on:** October 23, 2010, 03:48:58 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 22, 2010, 10:09:31 PM

oh cool, the MST3K guys are on there? I'ma need to follow them

I heard Mike is really conservative though. His tweets don't suggest as much, do they?

He mostly just tweets Rifftrax updates. He did celebrate the Yankees' defeat, though.

On the other hand, Frank Conniff's tweets are mostly political, and he's definitely not conservative.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4282 on:** October 23, 2010, 04:13:27 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 23, 2010, 02:11:40 PM

Last night started pretty shitty and then got great, two of my friends are planning on going to Canada for a year and spent the whole night talking about how Canada is a paradise and everybody is rich and they are gonna make a lot of money and fuck a lot of women etc etc. I was bored so I started chatting and reading eb on my phone and this chick who was the aunt or cousin of one of the guys start asking me if I'm depressed and gave me this speech about how I should be myself and that no one is alive till they reach 25 and shit like that, it was awful.

Later another friend told me to go to this place that was selling drinks at 30 pesos( less than a dollar!) I told my friends but they were like "man we are tired", "gotta finish starcraft 2" so I told them to drop me off there and go fuck themselves, bought like 4 drinks before the place closed then someone bought 5 bottles of rum and we went to some dude's house and drank that shit and got really drunk and there was a pool and it was awesome

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #4283 on:** October 23, 2010, 05:06:56 PM »

i had a terrible dream last night

I had a dream I was made a icon on this forum. i got to see the secret forums and be in the cool club and everyone was like "what the fuck why him" and PD started getting really visibly upset (like his avatar was shedding tears) that he was passed over for the worst poster ever and drewsy was there and being all happy and everyone was happy except pd at me being a icon

i hate dreams :'(

Himu · « **Reply #4284 on:** October 23, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »

I fucking hate dusting

demi · « **Reply #4285 on:** October 23, 2010, 06:34:29 PM »

You are dusty, nicca

etiolate · « **Reply #4286 on:** October 23, 2010, 08:02:24 PM »

Apparently the Starbucks now locks its bathroom doors with a key because of tweakers taking shit in the bathroom. I blame Optimus' pals.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4287 on:** October 23, 2010, 11:57:19 PM »

I watched the last couple of minutes of an episode of American Dad while flipping through the channels. People actually watch this on a regular basis?

drew · « **Reply #4288 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:30:54 PM »

im high right now on narcos for what will be the last legal time until around next summer, when i can call in another bottle, that means ive gone through over 100 tramadols in the space of a month, originally i thought i could make it last until december, but i went crazy and took 30 in a night a few times, OH WELL, at least i have something to look forward to once the long hard winter is over, next summer is gonna be a good one

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4289 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:33:44 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 24, 2010, 10:29:21 AM

So I just heard that my dad is broke $:-\$ This is the worst I felt since I found out both my dad and mom cheat on each other and they're both ok with it.

$:-\$

sorry to hear that bro. was it just more expenses than money coming in? big house, driver, etc?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4290 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:39:44 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 24, 2010, 10:29:21 AM

So I just heard that my dad is broke $:-\$ This is the worst I felt since I found out both my dad and mom cheat on each other and they're both ok with it.

Poor wrath. Does he work? Do you have to start working now?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4291 on:** October 24, 2010, 09:42:11 PM »

drew · « **Reply #4292 on:** October 25, 2010, 11:04:35 AM »

i slept through like half of my high, i took my last dose, laid down and the next thing i know its 10 am, FML.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4293 on:** October 25, 2010, 01:52:36 PM »

I just wrote an instant messaging program that works over a linux network. I feel like a programing master!

Beezy · « **Reply #4294 on:** October 25, 2010, 02:31:43 PM »

Damn Wrath. The whole helping out worthless family who talks shit behind their back shit pisses me off because my mother does the same thing with certain family members back in Jamaica.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4295 on:** October 25, 2010, 02:40:13 PM »

i've got family members who are offended when they complain to me they can't pay their bills but i see them throwing their money away on worthless shit and I call them on it. i've already told them, don't tell me this shit if you're going to spend your money on shit. I'm not sympathetic. They say I'm rude but whatevs.

Diunx · « **Reply #4296 on:** October 25, 2010, 04:45:26 PM »

The Code of Hammurabi is awesome.

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If anyone brings an accusation against a man, and the accused goes to the river and leaps into the river, if he sinks in the river his accuser shall take possession of his house. But if the river proves that the accused is not guilty, and he escapes unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall be put to death, while he who leaped into the river shall take possession of the house that had belonged to his accuser.

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If a builder builds a house for someone, and does not construct it properly, and the house which he built falls in and kills its owner, then the builder shall be put to death.

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If it kill the son of the owner the son of that builder shall be put to death.

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If a physician make a large incision with the operating knife, and kill him, or open a tumor with the operating knife, and cut out the eye, his hands shall be cut off

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If a man strike a free-born woman so that she lose her unborn child, he shall pay ten shekels for her loss.

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If the woman die, his daughter shall be put to death.

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If a man give his child to a nurse and the child die in her hands, but the nurse unbeknown to the father and mother nurse another child, then they shall convict her of having nursed another child without the knowledge of the father and mother and her breasts shall be cut off.

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If the son of a paramour or a prostitute desire his father's house, and desert his adoptive father and adoptive mother, and goes to his father's house, then shall his eye be put out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Hammurabi
http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/MESO/CODE.HTM

Robo · « **Reply #4297 on:** October 25, 2010, 04:55:13 PM »

Things to do to survive in Babylonia:

Never build anyone anything, especially not a house, ever.
Never become a doctor or offer to help anyone, ever.
Never accuse anyone of anything.
Don't be a woman.
Learn to swim.

chronovore · « **Reply #4298 on:** October 25, 2010, 06:24:17 PM »

Quote from: Robo on October 25, 2010, 04:55:13 PM

Things to do to survive in Babylonia:

Never build anyone anything, especially not a house, ever.
Never become a doctor or offer to help anyone, ever.
Never accuse anyone of anything.
Don't be a woman.
Learn to swim.

Ah, the Code of Hammu-robo...

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4299 on:** October 25, 2010, 06:38:03 PM »

Could be the code of Himu-rabi as well

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4300 on:** October 26, 2010, 06:53:03 PM »

Giant operating systems assignment done! Feels good man.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4301 on:** October 26, 2010, 07:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 24, 2010, 10:29:21 AM

So I just heard that my dad is broke $:-\$ This is the worst I felt since I found out both my dad and mom cheat on each other and they're both ok with it.

Doesn't your dad make a huge amount of money (hundreds of thousands of dollars a year)?

Boogie · « **Reply #4302 on:** October 26, 2010, 07:56:10 PM »

He's broke, but he's not broke broke.

Boogie · « **Reply #4303 on:** October 26, 2010, 08:25:22 PM »

Does he help out his brother by buying him drugs?

Diunx · « **Reply #4304 on:** October 26, 2010, 09:03:52 PM »

Back off Boogie! he is out of your jurisdiction.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4305 on:** October 26, 2010, 09:27:43 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4306 on:** October 26, 2010, 09:37:04 PM »

THERE IS ONLY ONE LAW...BOOGIE'S LAW!

Boogie · « **Reply #4307 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:14:38 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 26, 2010, 09:37:19 PM

Quote from: Boogie on October 26, 2010, 08:25:22 PM
Does he help out his brother by buying him drugs?

No, he keeps getting him jobs everywhere with his money and whenever he loans him money to get back on his back he gets drugs. My dad bought a whole fucking farm and gave my uncle free reign over it so that they can both get money from it, guess what happened?

Your uncle turned the farm into Saudi Arabia's largest grow op?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4308 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:21:07 PM »

Boogie as the Canadian Batman, eh?

Diunx · « **Reply #4309 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:22:53 PM »

STOP TALKING WRATH IF THAT FARM IS IN YOUR FATHER'S NAME HE WILL ALSO GO TO JAIL!!!!!

Boogie · « **Reply #4310 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 26, 2010, 10:21:07 PM

Boogie as the Canadian Batman, eh?

All I need is prep time, eh?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4311 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:30:11 PM »

A Bathorse would be pretty awesome. It would have huge mechnical wings to fly around and could launch rockets.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4312 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 26, 2010, 09:03:52 PM

Back off Boogie! he is out of your jurisdiction.

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 26, 2010, 10:21:07 PM

Boogie as the Canadian Batman, eh?

Boogieman?..

drew · « **Reply #4313 on:** October 26, 2010, 11:03:14 PM »

finally found a knife buddy irl, hes another dishwasher making his way through criminal justice classes, next year hes going down to kentucky to be a cop, we shot the shit about everything dangerous for 30 minutes, now i dont feel weird anymore, all of you can eat a dick sandwich

Diunx · « **Reply #4314 on:** October 26, 2010, 11:07:11 PM »

demi · « **Reply #4315 on:** October 26, 2010, 11:10:11 PM »

Got a new job, have to drop some pee tomorrow. Win

Diunx · « **Reply #4316 on:** October 26, 2010, 11:11:40 PM »

You want some clean pee?

drew · « **Reply #4317 on:** October 26, 2010, 11:12:30 PM »

want some dirty pee?

demi · « **Reply #4318 on:** October 26, 2010, 11:14:03 PM »

That's ok. As a respectable good looking while male in a clean office environment, I have no problems with my urine.

drew · « **Reply #4319 on:** October 26, 2010, 11:16:00 PM »

i would light up almost every category - benzos, alcohol, amphetamines, kane, narcos

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