So my grandma's party was yesterday. My cousin and her fiance stayed at my parents house, and shortly after they got there my dad texted me "her fiance is *ex's name*." That confused me and when I texted back he didn't respond. When I met my parents at my grandma's house later that day I understood what he meant. Her fiance dresses and acts EXACTLY like her ex. Has the whole "grown man in his 30s dressing like a teenager" urban attire look (baggy polo shirt, baggy jeans, baseball hat over wave cap, etc). He's also cross eyed and has messed up teeth.
But he was REALLY cool, I liked him immediately after talking to him a bit. He sat in the back yard with me and my other cousin talking about music, sports, etc. Plus while discussing non hip-hop related music, he uttered the most profound statement I've heard all year: "The Pet Shop Boys had more swagger than any nicca in the 80s, no doubt. They were so hood they didn't look in the camera in their music video." I gave him dap to officially welcome him into the family.
I kinda felt bad for him because one of my uncles kept staring at him, but he seemed to brush it off.
Anyway I got my cousin a card and the third season of The Wire; it's her favorite show and she didn't have it, so yeah; dunno how whether that counts as a good wedding gift or not, but she liked it. Still, she was acting so...weird throughout the party. She didn't help cook anything but felt the need to supervise everything, and at one point told my brother "don't ruin the party, just cook the meat" because he was talking to someone while turning steaks on the grill. smh...