Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[lennedsay]

My doc wants me to get the pregnant lady version that's dead and has minimal preservatives. I've been putting it off, but if it's any better than the real flu shot, I'll ask for it every year.

[Cerveza mas fina]

You don't need a flu shot baby, youre a healthy woman.

Same.

Never had flu.

Dont be trolling.

[Mr. Gundam]

My doc wants me to get the pregnant lady version that's dead and has minimal preservatives. I've been putting it off, but if it's any better than the real flu shot, I'll ask for it every year.

My wife got it, she's been fine.

I don't think the flu shot got me sick, I think I had a bad reaction to something I ate over the weekend.

[fistfulofmetal]

so my mom is like "your dogs license is up so just add the money to the rent this month. it's thirteen-fifty"


and i'm like.... jeeze... ok. $1,350... i can do that but that's a lot.


then today she's mentions it because i'm talking about the transfer and christmas and she says "it's just thirteen-fifty"... and i realized. she meant $13.50

if we hadn't talked about it i would have transferred $1,350 into her account.

and she wouldn't have said a thing. fuck

[Phoenix Dark]

so my mom is like "your dogs license is up so just add the money to the rent this month. it's thirteen-fifty"


and i'm like.... jeeze... ok. $1,350... i can do that but that's a lot.


then today she's mentions it because i'm talking about the transfer and christmas and she says "it's just thirteen-fifty"... and i realized. she meant $13.50

if we hadn't talked about it i would have transferred $1,350 into her account.

and she wouldn't have said a thing. fuck

stealth brag post

[Phoenix Dark]

your mom wouldn't tell you you accidentily sent her more than $1300? 

[Cormacaroni]

middle eastern finance requires some serious mental gymnastics, it's true

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm just happy because it has just free'd up a lot of money i was already planning around not having for the steam holiday sale

[fistfulofmetal]

maybe he meant the fact that i could drop 1300 on the spot without any issue

[Broseidon]

I told you to stop going everywhere in that wheelchair.

It's disrespectful.

[demi]

So I was hanging out with friends earlier and some girl said I looked like Drake but with long hair 

Rest assured, you don't. Far from it.

[pickle]

So I was hanging out with friends earlier and some girl said I looked like Drake but with long hair 

 

[Don Flamenco]

where's malek?   

got an evidence final next week.  family law a week after that.  haven't read a page in either class.  ditched almost the whole semester of both classes. Downloaded outlines.  Haven't started studying.  Don't care at all.  will get As or Bs. 

look at how far I've come!   

[Diunx]

Got a facial today 

[Broseidon]

Got a facial today 

What was his name?

[Madrun Badrun]

[Joe Molotov]

SMH, you don't ask for names at a gloryhole. This is obviously Broseidon's first rodeo.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Broseidon]

Is it that obvious?

[Diunx]

Damn should have said clean up :'(

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Got a new job today.  18% raise.  Need to move a couple of hours away.  I'm finally going to move away from the country and go to a place with fast internet (instead of using Verizon 3G) so I can build the PC that I've been fantasizing about for some time.

The biggest downside is that the job is very high visibility.  I kind of like to be discreet and out of the way.  Oh well.

Got a facial today 

What was his name?

 

That was hilarious.

[Phoenix Dark]

Got a new job today.  18% raise.  Need to move a couple of hours away.  I'm finally going to move away from the country and go to a place with fast internet (instead of using Verizon 3G) so I can build the PC that I've been fantasizing about for some time.

The biggest downside is that the job is very high visibility.  I kind of like to be discreet and out of the way.  Oh well.

[Mupepe]

 

Congrats on the new job man

[Madrun Badrun]

Got a new job today.  18% raise.  Need to move a couple of hours away.  I'm finally going to move away from the country and go to a place with fast internet (instead of using Verizon 3G) so I can build the PC that I've been fantasizing about for some time.

The biggest downside is that the job is very high visibility.  I kind of like to be discreet and out of the way.  Oh well.

[Van Cruncheon]

Got a new job today.  18% raise.  Need to move a couple of hours away.  I'm finally going to move away from the country and go to a place with fast internet (instead of using Verizon 3G) so I can build the PC that I've been fantasizing about for some time.

The biggest downside is that the job is very high visibility.  I kind of like to be discreet and out of the way.  Oh well.

congratulations!

[Madrun Badrun]

phonetics test tomorrow is going to kill me

mystery spectrograms

[Cormacaroni]

congratulations to T-EXP. What % are you in now?

[Diunx]

Passed calculus with a C!!!! Fuck yeah!

[TEEEPO]

then onto calc 2 

[Brehvolution]

We'll teach you to count with letters. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Passed calculus with a C!!!! Fuck yeah!

wasn't this your third time trying?

[TEEEPO]

My uni didn't have any courses called Calc 1 or Calc 2 (we had Math 3A and 3B, followed by 5A-C), but the first calculus course was about derivatives, and the second one was about integrals. Are integrals the nightmare that everyone talks about when they mention Calc 2?

I never actually took 3B since I was able to meet the math requirement with 3A and a statistics course. Hated integrals in high school though.

normally calc 1 should end with the introduction of integrals/antiderivatives.

[CajoleJuice]

Got a new job today.  18% raise.  Need to move a couple of hours away.  I'm finally going to move away from the country and go to a place with fast internet (instead of using Verizon 3G) so I can build the PC that I've been fantasizing about for some time.

The biggest downside is that the job is very high visibility.  I kind of like to be discreet and out of the way.  Oh well.

this is an amazing post

[Pringo]

My uni didn't have any courses called Calc 1 or Calc 2 (we had Math 3A and 3B, followed by 5A-C), but the first calculus course was about derivatives, and the second one was about integrals. Are integrals the nightmare that everyone talks about when they mention Calc 2?

I never actually took 3B since I was able to meet the math requirement with 3A and a statistics course. Hated integrals in high school though.

normally calc 1 should end with the introduction of integrals/antiderivatives.

Yeah, at my school:

Calc 1: Differential calculus
Calc 2: Integral calculus
Calc 3: Multivariable differential calculus
Calc 4: Multivariable integral calculus

(More or less).

And then Calc 5+ I believe is more advanced graduate level stuff.

[Diunx]

Passed calculus with a C!!!! Fuck yeah!

wasn't this your third time trying?

Third time's the charm!!!

then onto calc 2 

Nope, statistics 1 and 2, financial math and applicated math :'(

[TEEEPO]

then onto calc 2 

Nope, statistics 1 and 2, financial math and applicated math :'(

did you take business calculus? they offer that in my school for finance/managment majors, though i don't know what the difference between it and normal calc were other than it being easier. a finance major can't even substitute it for a more advanced math class. why the fuck do they even need to know calculus?

thank god i only had to take the normal stat classes and none of the applied calculus ones, though i could've. as useful and easy as those classes were, they were the bane of my existence. such a fucking bore.

[Madrun Badrun]

So at 5 in the morning I got a wrong number and I'm pretty sure the guy was thinking I was a drug dealer.

I pick up the phone and got 'ya, how much for some (no idea what he said)' in a shady voice
me 'what?'
him 'who is this?'
me 'you have the wrong..'
he hangs up.

[Hock]

Not to sound like too much of a whiney bitch, but this week has been real shitty so far. Is there anything worse than the time between Thanksgiving break and Christmas break where you still have to work and worry about finals but are already in holiday mode?

[Bebpo]

Anyone know what happened to Borys?

Last Active - November 16, 2011, 11:45:18 AM

[Broseidon]

Probably paving a driveway or doing some off-the-clock plumbing in Britain somewhere.

[Joe Molotov]

Anyone know what happened to Borys?

Last Active - November 16, 2011, 11:45:18 AM

Let me ask him on Steam, oh wait...

[Mr. Gundam]

My guess is marriage

Doesn't stop the rest of us.

[TEEEPO]

he finally got a psp

[Bebpo]

he finally got a psp

Then he should at least log in to tell us!

[Flannel Boy]

where's malek?   

got an evidence final next week.  family law a week after that.  haven't read a page in either class.  ditched almost the whole semester of both classes. Downloaded outlines.  Haven't started studying.  Don't care at all.  will get As or Bs. 

look at how far I've come!   

In the end, that didn't work out for me. Don't pull a malek.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, I dropped out on my own and grades weren't the issue. But still.

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

wait you quit law school?  what are you doing now?

[Bebpo]

good decision

no jobs in the law field for at least 3-6 years.

[Flannel Boy]

Actually the market is very good for new lawyers in Canada (probably because we have a lot fewer students per-capita so the market isn't over-saturated).

[Flannel Boy]

Several days ago I decided to donate a large box of books (50+ pounds) to a small library near my now former apartment. Right as I was walking to the front door, a young woman was exiting the building. She looked directly at me then at my large box of books and quickly let go of the door.

She would have held the door for me if I looked like Tom Brady. Hell, she would have offered to carry the books for me in her right arm while giving me a hand-job with her left. But I'm not Tom Brady--I'm not even Jay Fucking Cutler.

If the gender roles were reversed, the man would be considered to be a sociopath.

/end misogyny

semi-related:
tl;dr version: A supervisor at Canada Post refused to deliver my packages because they were too heavy (every single one was under the max-weight) and told me to pick them up myself from the warehouse. I called Canada Post to complain and, after being placed on hold for an hour, was informed that an investigation in the matter would take ten business days. Super.
In before jaydubya

[Phoenix Dark]

yup, malek's back alright

[Flannel Boy]

yup, malek's back alright

This thread is horrible by the way. Who started this trend of boring posts about our mundane lives that no one wants to read?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Thanks everyone.

Got a new job today.  18% raise.  Need to move a couple of hours away.  I'm finally going to move away from the country and go to a place with fast internet (instead of using Verizon 3G) so I can build the PC that I've been fantasizing about for some time.

The biggest downside is that the job is very high visibility.  I kind of like to be discreet and out of the way.  Oh well.

this is an amazing post

Yep.  So good that I almost want to watch Jurassic Park again.  Almost.

[Brehvolution]

Anyone know what happened to Borys?

Last Active - November 16, 2011, 11:45:18 AM

He's still using www.evilbore.com

[Madrun Badrun]

In keeping with Poland time, he is five years behind.

[Don Flamenco]

where's malek?   

got an evidence final next week.  family law a week after that.  haven't read a page in either class.  ditched almost the whole semester of both classes. Downloaded outlines.  Haven't started studying.  Don't care at all.  will get As or Bs. 

look at how far I've come!   

In the end, that didn't work out for me. Don't pull a malek.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, I dropped out on my own and grades weren't the issue. But still.

[close]

i would drop out too, if I hadn't found another way to use my degree.  but I still might not end up using it. 

the u.s. market is a bloodbath.  I try to convince people not to go and they don't listen.  fuck em', fuck law school.  my school is expanding like crazy right now...not sure where they plan to send all those students.  I will not spend another minute thinking about that scam of a place once I'm done.  i'm not even thinking about it while i'm there. 

[Madrun Badrun]

anyone know what 'bonk-happy' means?  Need it for a historical linguistics assignment.

[Cormacaroni]

'bonking' is a British euphemism for fucking, if that helps

[etiolate]

I'm writing product reviews of $5k luxury watches that I have never seen, let alone put on, for a barely-paid internship program that takes advantage of the great multitude of unemployed writers.

I do this at a coffehouse.

A little kid keeps smiling at me, probably wondering if I am doing something important. Little does he know that I am alt-tabbing to a forum to make pony fucking jokes.

[Madrun Badrun]

How is it that you have a girlfriend and I don't?

[etiolate]