Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4267236 times)

Robo · « **Reply #11100 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:30:42 PM »

Need full story, please.

brob · « **Reply #11101 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:30:49 PM »

Imma go out on a limb and say you weren't justified.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11102 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:48:21 PM »

Eh... I don't think was justfied at all. Dude was being a dick, but vehicular assault and battery? Aren't you concerned that the police will show up at your place?

Broseidon · « **Reply #11103 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:48:28 PM »

So this was in Saudi?

I was picturing some white American dude saying that shit

demi · « **Reply #11104 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:49:06 PM »

i told you nicca, bennett is a boss hog gangsta

brob · « **Reply #11105 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:58:24 PM »

I feel justified in going out on my limb.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11106 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:00:30 PM »

wait who is Count? I hate name changes.

brob · « **Reply #11107 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:02:28 PM »

An ill-tempered man who is prone to road rage and yells in arabic when angry.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11108 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:59:27 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 02, 2011, 01:00:30 PM

wait who is Count? I hate name changes.

Really? It's a story about unleashing wrath on someone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11109 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:15:54 PM »

At this point in my life it's a lot easier to let things go. Flip the finger, honk the horn. Physical altercations are for when you're physically threatened. As I grew up I realized having an arrest or assault charge or something else is not worth it for a little bit of pride. I have a family and future to think about it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11110 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:04:46 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on December 02, 2011, 02:16:40 PM

Bro, I know that feel, I had a bitch run me off the road when I was on the motorcycle and then gave me a celebratory fist pump. But you can't just kick their asses. I'm recommending you up your ganja dosage.

Full disclosure I tried to reverse look up her plate with the intention of putting a brick through her window but I remembered Buddha's words and let it go. "you will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"

Pretty much. You're more likely to regret throwing your tantrum. Put your insecurities aside and grumble about what a dick that person is.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11111 on:** December 02, 2011, 04:31:24 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 02, 2011, 04:06:24 PM

My buddy got scared shitless cause he was so sure we got caught in an abandoned building

Copy, pasted, and sent to the appropriate Saudi authorities without context.

T234 · « **Reply #11112 on:** December 02, 2011, 04:32:40 PM »

I've had more rage incidents in my life than I care to mention. I once drove two states away (hundreds of miles), and ripped all the hair on the top of a dudes head off just for repeatedly prank calling my house. I even kept the hair as a trophy for years until I recently threw it out while cleaning. Pretty sure that was the end of that dudes prank calling days.

Somebody once cut the battery out of my car for oxycontin and xanax. I found my battery on their back porch. I took the batteries out of EVERYTHING they owned, down to the tv remote. Motherfucker don't steal batteries anymore.

Broseidon · « **Reply #11113 on:** December 02, 2011, 04:44:37 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on December 02, 2011, 04:31:24 PM

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 02, 2011, 04:06:24 PM
My buddy got scared shitless cause he was so sure we got caught in an abandoned building

Copy, pasted, and sent to the appropriate Saudi authorities without context.

The Mutawi'in are on their way already.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11114 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:47:31 PM »

Last day of classes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11115 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:10:37 PM »

You bumped someone with your car, then chased them until they pulled over at which point you beat them up? Yeah....no. I can't possibly imagine doing something that dangerous and stupid. Your Coke spilled because of a dumbass...yea that sucks, but it doesn't justify risking your life or finances to get even with someone.

Broseidon · « **Reply #11116 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:20:50 PM »

Fucking boiler borked out so now we have no heating or hot water until Sunday $:-\$

Broseidon · « **Reply #11117 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:23:21 PM »

Homeschooled?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11118 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:03:18 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 02, 2011, 06:20:50 PM

Fucking boiler borked out so now we have no heating or hot water until Sunday $:-\$

Are you sure it's borked? It's a good idea to see if the pilot light went out
http://home.howstuffworks.com/how-to-repair-gas-furnaces2.htm

Broseidon · « **Reply #11119 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2011, 07:03:18 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on December 02, 2011, 06:20:50 PM
Fucking boiler borked out so now we have no heating or hot water until Sunday $:-\$

Are you sure it's borked? It's a good idea to see if the pilot light went out
http://home.howstuffworks.com/how-to-repair-gas-furnaces2.htm

Yeah, we had the engineer 'round and everything.

Fucking freezing now. Why couldn't this happen in August or something

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #11120 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:16:22 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 02, 2011, 07:04:40 PM

Yeah, we had the engineer 'round and everything.

Fucking freezing now. Why couldn't this happen in August or something

So...gather 'round the oven, ye, and we shall have a warm feast?

Perhaps not the best of ideas if you pay for your own hydro...

Bebpo · « **Reply #11121 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:16:28 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 02, 2011, 07:12:46 PM

The "I hate jews!" chick got mad at me cause I stopped hanging around her after the "I hate jews" thing. Sorry that I rather not be around your supposedly "right" prejudice over people you've likely never met, but fuck right off bitch

You did the right thing.

Broseidon · « **Reply #11122 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:18:48 PM »

Quote from: Inspector Thatcher on December 02, 2011, 07:16:22 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on December 02, 2011, 07:04:40 PM
Yeah, we had the engineer 'round and everything.

Fucking freezing now. Why couldn't this happen in August or something

So...gather 'round the oven, ye, and we shall have a warm feast?

Perhaps not the best of ideas if you pay for your own hydro...

Well actually, everyone's been sat in the living room with the fire going today.

Pretty much the only warm place in the house. Might have to stay in there tomorrow.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11123 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 02, 2011, 07:04:40 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: Broseidon on December 02, 2011, 06:20:50 PM
Fucking boiler borked out so now we have no heating or hot water until Sunday $:-\$

Are you sure it's borked? It's a good idea to see if the pilot light went out
http://home.howstuffworks.com/how-to-repair-gas-furnaces2.htm

Yeah, we had the engineer 'round and everything.

Fucking freezing now. Why couldn't this happen in August or something

lol I remember when this happened to me when I was living on campus in a house. Me and my roommate decided to see how long we could last before calling anyone (not a good idea considering the pipes could have busted...). 45 degrees is no joke

Broseidon · « **Reply #11124 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:24:11 PM »

Heating's the least of it. You can always wrap up and put the fire on.

But cant have a wash, shower or even clean the dishes properly cos we have no hot water either.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11125 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:48:07 PM »

cleaned

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11126 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:49:56 PM »

is it wrong that part of the reason i dont tip the pizza guy is because i secretly want them to spit in my food so i can sue them for a shit load of money?

i check for spit every time

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11127 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:52:43 PM »

fuck i accidently ordered chicken fingers instead of chicken wings. damn now i have a whole sub and 5 fingers. thats too much food

lennedsay · « **Reply #11128 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 02, 2011, 12:48:28 PM

So this was in Saudi?

I was picturing some white American dude saying that shit

Exactly! I'm picturing some semi-shady area of a decent suburban town. God damn, I love you Wrath

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #11129 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:57:06 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 02, 2011, 07:49:56 PM

is it wrong that part of the reason i dont tip the pizza guy is because i secretly want them to spit in my food so i can sue them for a shit load of money?

i check for spit every time

they wouldn't be liable for th---i mean, sounds like a good case, you should hire a really expensive attorney for it though. doesn't matter cause you'll be rich, so hire the best.

demi · « **Reply #11130 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:58:44 PM »

How would you know there's spit? I doubt they're gonna just leave a glob of spit there for you. I would smear that shit or put it under the cheese.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11131 on:** December 02, 2011, 08:18:50 PM »

I tend to tip over the phone with my payments, but back when I paid in cash I looooved watching the disappointment in a delivery person's face when he saw me. Then when I gave them a generous tip they'd be like "wha..oh, thank you sir, thanks a lot!"

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11132 on:** December 02, 2011, 08:21:57 PM »

i never said my plan was well thought out. i'm also just a cheap bitch and never tip.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11133 on:** December 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM »

That has always struck me as an asshole thing to do. A $3 tip doesn't kill you, especially considering pizza is something most people don't order weekly or something. Sometimes I tip $4, even $5 depending on the order and how much money I have.

At least around here you wind up getting the same delivery guy or girl each time you order, so the last thing I want to do is have one pull up into my driveway thinking "not this motherfucker again..."

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11134 on:** December 02, 2011, 08:47:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM

At least around here you wind up getting the same delivery guy or girl each time you order, so the last thing I want to do is have one pull up into my driveway thinking "not this motherfucker again..."

i get the same few people. in fact my sister works at the pizza place sometimes. they know who i am

one time this guy gave me the receipt back after i signed it and asked to fill out the totals and the tip amount.

so i made him watch me write "$0.00" in the tip field.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #11135 on:** December 02, 2011, 09:08:07 PM »

i once didn't tip a man, just to watch him cry

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11136 on:** December 02, 2011, 09:16:37 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 02, 2011, 09:08:07 PM

i once didn't tip a man, just to watch him cry

Better reason than to just watch him spit on your pizza.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11137 on:** December 02, 2011, 10:08:52 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 02, 2011, 07:12:46 PM

The "I hate jews!" chick got mad at me cause I stopped hanging around her after the "I hate jews" thing. Sorry that I rather not be around your supposedly "right" prejudice over people you've likely never met, but fuck right off bitch

Sounds pretty passive-aggressive, you should have slammed into her car and then beat the shit out of her.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11138 on:** December 02, 2011, 10:12:18 PM »

When I read about the coke spilling I was like whoa Tarantino

demi · « **Reply #11139 on:** December 02, 2011, 10:28:41 PM »

I tip $2, I dont live far from a Pizza place. Sometimes I get this woofy guy too. It's like I'm paying for a peep show.

Diunx · « **Reply #11140 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:23:28 PM »

Had some sentimental drama that I'm not gonna share here with a girl at work, let's just say that I'm going to be drinking an unhealthy amount of vodka and listening to a lot of bunbury when I get home.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11141 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:30:33 PM »

is she hot?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #11142 on:** December 03, 2011, 09:32:10 AM »

thanks for sticking up for jews! i had a bar mitzvah, though I'm not currently jewish and haven't been since the day after my bar mitzvah. well, i never believed, but parents forced me into it and my cost-benefit analysis showed profitability if I just went through the damn thing. Also, I needed the money to pay a fine after a crazy vandalism incident.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11143 on:** December 03, 2011, 02:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 02, 2011, 11:32:08 PM

well yeah

Your priorities are all wrong.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11144 on:** December 03, 2011, 08:11:57 PM »

I just walked up the stairs and farted with every step. As a white man, my body has never experienced such rhythm.

Broseidon · « **Reply #11145 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:03:18 AM »

Fifth Element is on TV.

Quality film.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #11146 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:29:20 AM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 02, 2011, 09:08:07 PM

i once didn't tip a man, just to watch him cry

In Reno?

Broseidon · « **Reply #11147 on:** December 04, 2011, 04:22:58 PM »

Snow!

chronovore · « **Reply #11148 on:** December 04, 2011, 11:08:37 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2011, 12:27:59 AM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on December 01, 2011, 10:46:06 PM
you only work about a quarter of what most people do so 58k is pretty respectable, i think!

Oh, I think it's totally respectable. I'm fine with what I make. I wouldn't have gone into my profession if I wasn't. Fortunately my wife is fine with it as well. She will always be the bread winner in the family, already making over $100k.

AWESOME-O, I'm a School Psychologist. (NOT A COUNSELOR)

Mrs. Gundam

I'm trying to convince mai waifu that she's fated for this same, um, fate. So far, she is unconvinced that she's a best-selling author...

chronovore · « **Reply #11149 on:** December 04, 2011, 11:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 02, 2011, 12:45:45 PM

Alright.

So after constant bitching from my little brothers I went to get them some Hardees. There's this u turn just after it that I have to take to get to the light that takes me back to my house, right. So I take that u turn and straight from the left side of me a Honda accent comes in fast almost hits me, so I get out of his was and just blow the horn on him, but then dude comes right in front of me and makes a full stop, I do the same cause I don't want to crash into him. And the coke flies out and hits the dashboard, floor, my ipod my pants and at that point I was like "MOTHERFUCKER!" so I chase him. The light was green but the dude makes another complete stop infront of me just to fuck with me so that he can speed up as it turns red and get rid of me. I still follow that dude so he decides to slow down and fuck with me some more, so I said fuck it and hit him from the back anyway. Not rough or anything just to let him know that he can't fuck with me like that.

I pull up next to him and yell in arabic of coure "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!?" and he's like "sorry man I didn't mean to do it it was the devil please leave it to allah and leave me alone" I'm like "Bullshit it wasn't the devil it was you you little bitch, now are you going to pay for the coke? I'm letting you off easy here so just give me money for the coke and and i'll leave you alone" So he decides to speed off to the side but I chase after him till I hit him again so that he can stop to the side. I come out and was like "where the hell is my money two cans of coke are just 3 riyals" him "I'm not giving you shit!" so I beat the shit out of him then get in my car and drive off. I just cleaned it up and I'm a little more relaxed now. Should I have done that? probably not, but I'm sick of these little bitches driving like they can do whatever they want and can fuck with anyone, now he'll probably never do that again.

From the "What's the closest you've ever been to dying?" thread:

Quote from: The Business on December 04, 2011, 11:20:05 AM

One time I was driving around in Saudi Arabia and I was trying to change the radio station from Quranic recitation and I almost hit a guy who who making a U-turn in front of me. I waved at him to apologize but apparently he was pretty pissed because he followed me for a while. He was making me nervous so I slowed down and tried to trap him behind a red light but he ran it and kept following me. I was starting to get scared and then he rammed into the back of my car. Now I was really scared. I tried to get away but his car was faster than mine and he rammed me again so I pulled over to try and apologize. He came up to my driver side window and started screaming at me in Arabic. I didn't catch exactly what he said but there was some fucks and I got the gist of it. I tried to tell him that I didn't mean to pull out in front of him but he kept demanding I give him money and pointing to his pants that were wet. I didn't know what to do so I told him that the devil made me do it and that he should leave my judgement to Allah since Saudis are pretty superstitious and I thought he'd buy it. Well, he didn't. He pulled me out of the car and started kicking and punching me. I didn't do anything to fight back because he was so scary so I just went limp and basically played 'possum. He didn't stop until I was bleeding all over the pavement and had broken my nose, jaw, and a couple ribs. I thought he was going to kill me and I bet he wanted to but he probably thought I was already dead and left me there on the road. I called the cops but they told me I was a bitch for getting beat up.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

Wrath, leave The Business alone! You two kiss and make up RIGHT NOW.