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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15120 on: September 28, 2012, 02:43:48 PM »
Best escalator story I have heard this week.

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« Reply #15121 on: September 28, 2012, 02:45:39 PM »
Well, he's right. Why are you walking down the Escalator? Jesus.
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« Reply #15122 on: September 28, 2012, 02:50:10 PM »
Well, he's right. Why are you walking down the Escalator? Jesus.

Everybody walks up and down the escalators here.  And everyone who uses the trains knows the unwritten right side = standing, left side = walking rule.

I've seen people get upset when someone wants to pass them before, but never like that.   :lol  It's usually someone walking by a younger person and you hear "fuck you nicca!"
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« Reply #15123 on: September 28, 2012, 02:56:58 PM »
:lol

Even so, I remember in Japan, my co-workers in Osaka told me, "Escalators are different in Osaka and Tokyo. In Osaka, we stand on the right-hand side to let people pass on the left. In Tokyo, they stand on the left, to let people pass on the right. What side do Americans stand on?"

I said, "The middle."

They laughed.

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« Reply #15124 on: September 28, 2012, 03:04:51 PM »
I would have said "they sit down.  In the middle." 
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15125 on: September 28, 2012, 03:41:02 PM »
Some dude just shot himself in the head on live TV on Fox News after a car chase.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15126 on: September 28, 2012, 03:44:13 PM »
I would have said "THIS IS AN ESCALATOR.  USE THE STAIRS IF YOU WANT TO WALK DOWN.  LEARN HOW TO USE THE ESCALATOR."
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« Reply #15127 on: September 28, 2012, 03:47:17 PM »
I like how bork laser phrases the story as if the guy is wrong in any way
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« Reply #15128 on: September 28, 2012, 03:50:55 PM »
The escalator is going down, Himu—he's not walking against the direction of the escalator.  Same etiquette applies at the stations here.
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« Reply #15129 on: September 28, 2012, 03:53:36 PM »
It depends on how fat the guy is. How fat was he, Lyte?
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« Reply #15130 on: September 28, 2012, 04:09:47 PM »
Was he fatter than you, lyte? Looks like you had a hard time getting past unlike that skinny beauty you were hounding.
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« Reply #15131 on: September 28, 2012, 08:59:52 PM »
Had an "episode" yesterday and ended up fracturing my hand again. It's a good thing that I have a relatively high pain tolerance I guess.  :-\

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« Reply #15132 on: September 28, 2012, 11:30:57 PM »
nectarines, sugar, and almond oil is soooo good.

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« Reply #15133 on: September 29, 2012, 01:12:06 AM »
I like how bork laser phrases the story as if the guy is wrong in any way

He was wrong.  And he was rude.

The escalator is going down, Himu—he's not walking against the direction of the escalator.  Same etiquette applies at the stations here.

Yup.

It depends on how fat the guy is. How fat was he, Lyte?
Was he fatter than you, lyte? Looks like you had a hard time getting past unlike that skinny beauty you were hounding.

Way heavier than me.  Everyone walking down had to turn to the side and step over his bag.   :lol
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« Reply #15134 on: September 29, 2012, 01:24:10 AM »
okay he was in the wrong
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« Reply #15135 on: September 29, 2012, 05:22:51 PM »
Winnipeg, why are you feeding geese by throwing bread on the sidewalk when you're literally standing at the fork of two large rivers?

edit: I guess soggy bread is kind of gross.

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« Reply #15136 on: September 29, 2012, 06:29:22 PM »
So my Mom put me in a weird spot. She's doing this run/walk for juvenile diabetes thing. She told me about it and I told her I didn't want to participate or be a part of it. I am diabetic, but I find a lot of medical research funding to be questionable and seemingly for profit. For decades, I've heard about new developments that research has found that will find a cure in just a metter of years only for that to mysteriously vanish or remain forever in "testing". I just don't like the whole business of it.

But that doesn't mean I am going to tell her to not do what she wants. She told me she was going to ask CG and others if they want to sponsor her. Again, that's up to others and I'm not going to tell her no or decide what other people choose to do.

But now I find out that this is being doing through a website with my name attached to it and I'm kind of pissed. It's basically "The race for Joseph" (me). I told her I don't want to participate or be a part of it. She knows how I feel about the nature of research funding. Now she's trying to talk people into sponsoring via me as the conduit.

I can't tell her to stop and take it down, because it is a nice thing she is doing. She's just going against my wishes about it. If I ask her to just take my name off it, she'll get pissed. I doubt she could even figure out how to do that anyways.

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« Reply #15137 on: September 29, 2012, 08:55:47 PM »
uhhhh you can't just do what she wants for a day, and then move on/not do any more?  :-\
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« Reply #15138 on: September 29, 2012, 08:58:57 PM »
PD this is a question of values.  Clearly she doesn't respect the fact that he thinks a lot of medical research funding to is questionable and seemingly for profit

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« Reply #15139 on: September 29, 2012, 09:04:57 PM »
Meh. You can't sell out for a day just to not blow things up? And after that just say you won't be participating any more

this is like being That Guy who texts during Thanksgiving prayer because he's an atheist. Just bow your head and get it over with
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15140 on: September 29, 2012, 09:20:01 PM »
Or look at your cousin's cleavage.
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« Reply #15141 on: September 29, 2012, 09:33:41 PM »
Just bow your head and get it over with

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« Reply #15142 on: September 29, 2012, 09:50:56 PM »
She made a website? She really cares or really wants to piss you off, maybe both...

Don't throw a stink but don't walk if you don't want to. I do think your objection to medical research is pretty stupid since you normally have to try a hundred things before finding something that might work.

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« Reply #15143 on: September 29, 2012, 09:54:47 PM »
It's not about walking. It's known I'm not walking. It's that I'm the invalid poster child for her walking when I asked not to be. I don't want to be used to guilt people into sponsoring her. That's the main awkwardness of it.

I'm just letting it go and bitching about it here.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15144 on: September 29, 2012, 10:49:59 PM »
She's using your likeness without consent.  Time to lawyer up bro.  You might make some skrilla out of this whole thing  ;)

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« Reply #15145 on: September 29, 2012, 10:51:57 PM »
Also, don't forget, murder is always an option.

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« Reply #15146 on: September 30, 2012, 05:45:09 AM »
Just be like PD and do what mom says.
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« Reply #15147 on: October 01, 2012, 08:49:43 PM »
How long are you in Saudi for? It sounds like  you've made some healthy changes but hopefully you get back before you have to start going with girls who only let you use the pooper.

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« Reply #15148 on: October 01, 2012, 10:43:53 PM »
No drugs, no tobacco, no alcohol, no women, and you are in Saudi Arabia? Sounds terrible.
Hmm.

Sounds like my days at Bob Jones Uni. minus the white people.

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« Reply #15149 on: October 01, 2012, 11:12:56 PM »
So I've been reading about this supplement called SAM-e.  Apparently it's a natural antidepressant.  I've been off of mine since the beginning of the summer, partially by choice and partially due to the fact that another doctor's appointment to reevaluate my needs and get more prescribed is too expensive.  I have noticed a difference since I took them last, although I was smart enough to have a little bit of a step-down process from them.

Has anybody tried this supplement or know anything about it?
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« Reply #15150 on: October 01, 2012, 11:14:30 PM »
Masturbation is my natural antidepressant. 

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« Reply #15151 on: October 02, 2012, 12:40:12 AM »
For sure. You need to jerk off more Andy. And film it.
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« Reply #15152 on: October 02, 2012, 12:47:44 AM »
Birthday wishes?
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« Reply #15153 on: October 02, 2012, 12:53:04 AM »
My email is ready and waiting, Andy
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« Reply #15154 on: October 02, 2012, 12:59:47 AM »
I've decided to not jerk off until I've buried my meat spoon into some girl's quivering mound of love pudding. :(

I'm going to be one horny mofo for a couple of weeks...

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« Reply #15155 on: October 02, 2012, 10:40:17 AM »
Won't last more than three days.
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« Reply #15156 on: October 02, 2012, 11:29:21 AM »
Shut up
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« Reply #15157 on: October 02, 2012, 11:50:14 AM »
fucking fuck!!! skyfall is premiering here on december 20!! no fucking way I'll wait that long to see it a hq R5 will probably be out by then, smh.
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« Reply #15158 on: October 02, 2012, 11:56:09 AM »
I get stir crazy after a couple days and find myself unconsciously humping furniture in any idle moments, but the time between seems to lend to a more satisfying existence for whatever presumably biological reason.  My tugs are so very bittersweet.
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« Reply #15159 on: October 02, 2012, 01:20:26 PM »
fuck. i just went downstairs to get my charger, but i left a porn tab open and there was a gif of sara jay. my mom saw it.

"mom, it's an ad, i swear." :-\

we're now proceeding like nothing happened.

oh god this is so uncomfortable. i've become so careless.
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« Reply #15160 on: October 02, 2012, 01:30:23 PM »
Oh, the old "it's just an ad" line, works every time.

And by works, I mean allows you two to continue on with the facade of civility, despite your mom knowing that you were spanking it to MILF porn just seconds before talking to her.
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« Reply #15161 on: October 02, 2012, 01:32:47 PM »
i was browsing /gif in the living room, and i wasn't even aroused or anything.

sometimes i look at pornographic material out of sheer curiosity. :derp
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« Reply #15162 on: October 02, 2012, 01:38:03 PM »
Haha, was that your back-up line in case she didn't buy that it was just an ad?
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« Reply #15163 on: October 02, 2012, 01:38:39 PM »
post the gif in the nsfw thread just to make sure.
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« Reply #15164 on: October 02, 2012, 01:44:41 PM »
 :nsfw

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« Reply #15165 on: October 02, 2012, 01:46:33 PM »
It's an ad alright.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15166 on: October 02, 2012, 01:55:06 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #15167 on: October 02, 2012, 01:57:35 PM »
And then you'll jerk off again?
After having sex? Yeah. Sure.

After a month of not wacking it and not having sex? ...yeah... sure.  :-\


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« Reply #15168 on: October 02, 2012, 01:59:29 PM »
I'd buy it.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15169 on: October 02, 2012, 01:59:53 PM »
do any of you jerk off because you're turned on? 99% of the time i end up jerking off just because i'm bored.

i feel depressed afterwards.
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« Reply #15170 on: October 02, 2012, 02:05:27 PM »
More often than not I do it to relieve stress.

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« Reply #15171 on: October 02, 2012, 02:11:14 PM »
I do it to keep my cat off the furniture.
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« Reply #15172 on: October 02, 2012, 02:18:31 PM »
do any of you jerk off because you're turned on? 99% of the time i end up jerking off just because i'm bored.

i feel depressed afterwards.

I usually do it when I want to put my dick in something, yes.
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« Reply #15173 on: October 02, 2012, 03:01:17 PM »
sometimes I just want to feel a hard dick in my hands.

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« Reply #15174 on: October 02, 2012, 04:05:16 PM »
I do it to keep my cat off the furniture.

:rofl
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« Reply #15176 on: October 02, 2012, 04:30:19 PM »
Databases is soooo boring. 

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« Reply #15177 on: October 02, 2012, 06:23:00 PM »
Databases is soooo boring. 

Do you do databases because you're bored and then end up feeling depressed afterwards?
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« Reply #15178 on: October 02, 2012, 06:39:48 PM »
More often than not I do databases to relieve stress.

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« Reply #15179 on: October 02, 2012, 07:13:11 PM »
i moved over the weekend and have had no internet since saturday. i woke up every day at 530 and ran my ass off til 12 working to move everything and take care of a shitload of errands. ive hardly touched any videogames, watched tv, drank, or done anything besides getting shit done.

i got internet install three hours ago and i havent moved from this chair since.
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