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Boogie

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15420 on: October 22, 2012, 06:30:33 PM »
Nothing makes a monday quite like some 16 year old slamming into your car at a traffic light  :-\

Did you rage on him/her this time?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15421 on: October 22, 2012, 08:32:01 PM »
It is PISSING DOWN RAIN here right now.

Despite living in California for 10 months, I haven't needed an umbrella the entire time. It has misted up a few times, but rain has only occurred a couple times so far, and it's been at night. This is the first daytime rain we've had in a while, it feels like. Maybe it just rained when I was already at work and I didn't notice. But it's seriously coming down.

 :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin
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« Reply #15422 on: October 22, 2012, 09:05:47 PM »
It is PISSING DOWN RAIN here right now.

Despite living in California for 10 months, I haven't needed an umbrella the entire time. It has misted up a few times, but rain has only occurred a couple times so far, and it's been at night. This is the first daytime rain we've had in a while, it feels like. Maybe it just rained when I was already at work and I didn't notice. But it's seriously coming down.

 :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin

Hey, it's hard living in a state with only one season.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15423 on: October 22, 2012, 09:49:01 PM »
It is PISSING DOWN RAIN here right now.

Despite living in California for 10 months, I haven't needed an umbrella the entire time. It has misted up a few times, but rain has only occurred a couple times so far, and it's been at night. This is the first daytime rain we've had in a while, it feels like. Maybe it just rained when I was already at work and I didn't notice. But it's seriously coming down.

 :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin :violin

Bu-bu-but it was still perfectly clear skies while I was eating a pound of barbecued steak with a Lagunitas Li'l Sumpin' Wild seasonal, and a California cabernet sauvignon just last evening.
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« Reply #15424 on: October 23, 2012, 08:18:07 PM »
Got an offer from a big four accounting firm!


Gotta say it was a good day.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15425 on: October 23, 2012, 09:26:28 PM »
Fuck U of Toronto's grad app deadline is the Nov 12th instead of in Dec like everyone else :(

Boogie

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15426 on: October 23, 2012, 09:49:08 PM »
Fuck U of Toronto's grad app deadline is the Nov 12th instead of in Dec like everyone else :(

UofT has to do things differently to convince everyone they're special 'n shit.
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Barry Egan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15427 on: October 23, 2012, 09:56:14 PM »
Skip applying to U of T and go to Dalhousie instead  :dur

Madrun Badrun

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15428 on: October 23, 2012, 10:01:42 PM »
Fuck U of Toronto's grad app deadline is the Nov 12th instead of in Dec like everyone else :(

UofT has to do things differently to convince everyone they're special 'n shit.

And they can do it because they are special  :(

UofT is one of my top three schools. 

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« Reply #15429 on: October 23, 2012, 10:04:16 PM »
Skip applying to U of T and go to Dalhousie instead  :dur

No one there does what I want to do.  Also I would probably be expelled for throwing rocks at the continental philosophers ... or given a heroes embrace.   

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15430 on: October 23, 2012, 10:37:38 PM »
UofT is one of my top three schools.

Atta boy :rock

What are the other two?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15431 on: October 23, 2012, 10:40:08 PM »
John Hopkins and MIT, not that I actually have a chance, but I'm trying. My guess is I have little change of UofT either.

Spurgeon

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« Reply #15432 on: October 24, 2012, 03:00:19 AM »
My life is fast approaching a lost episode of The Jerry Springer Show.

My MIA dad is now shacked up with a woman 20+ years his junior with her 3 kids. They are staying in a roach motel notorious for its unsavory activities.

Google fun: 4 years ago, this female claimed that a black woman attacked her and forced her to a house where men gang raped her for days.

She later went to the police and admitted she made the entire thing up because she was engaging in "shameful behavior."

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15433 on: October 24, 2012, 09:28:09 AM »
Your new stepmom's a sluuuuuuuuuuut.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15434 on: October 24, 2012, 09:39:01 AM »
John Hopkins and MIT, not that I actually have a chance, but I'm trying. My guess is I have little change of UofT either.

I really hope someone is spell checking your applications.
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15435 on: October 24, 2012, 10:05:31 AM »
Apparently tropical storm "Sandy" is treating my island, has there ever be a storm  with a gayer name? With our luck Sandy is gonna rape this island a new asshole, smh
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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15436 on: October 24, 2012, 10:30:02 AM »
Next up, Hurricane Spongebob.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15437 on: October 24, 2012, 01:40:04 PM »
Let's welcome the newest team in the NHL:

^_^

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« Reply #15438 on: October 24, 2012, 01:48:24 PM »
John Hopkins and MIT, not that I actually have a chance, but I'm trying. My guess is I have little change of UofT either.

I really hope someone is spell checking your applications.

 :lol

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #15439 on: October 24, 2012, 01:53:06 PM »
True story.  I fucked up the TITLE of my NSERC application

"Robustness automatic speech recognition using audio-visual information"

:(

That's after I read the thing like 8 times.

Inspector Thatcher

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15440 on: October 24, 2012, 10:33:45 PM »
Fuck U of Toronto's grad app deadline is the Nov 12th instead of in Dec like everyone else :(

Dude, don't freak me out like that. I had to check the deadlines for my apps.  January. Panic averted.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15441 on: October 24, 2012, 10:35:33 PM »
Gradschool?

Inspector Thatcher

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15442 on: October 24, 2012, 10:39:37 PM »
Master's programs.  Had a nightmare that they were all due in November last night, too.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15443 on: October 24, 2012, 10:40:31 PM »
What's the program?

Inspector Thatcher

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15444 on: October 24, 2012, 10:43:31 PM »
MPP.  I'm going to change the world one bureaucratic policy at a time.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15445 on: October 24, 2012, 10:46:56 PM »
Where else are you applying?

Inspector Thatcher

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15446 on: October 24, 2012, 10:54:07 PM »
Haven't made my final list yet.  It will be a combination of where I think I can get in, the profs who will still talk to me (I was an...argumentative...student in undergrad), schools whose names I wouldn't be embarrassed to plaster on my wall, and the number of applications I can afford in the midst of an Xmas buying frenzy.

Carleton for sure.  Ryerson maybe.  Dalhousie.  Queens.  et al.

Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15447 on: October 25, 2012, 09:38:42 AM »
Hurricane SANDY is tearing this country apart, this is some embarrassing shit couldn't they name it hurricane mordok or something like that?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15448 on: October 25, 2012, 10:14:17 AM »
Said by a female client to a female analyst after a call was transferred to her this morning (due to another analyst not being able to troubleshoot a simple problem after 30 minutes):

 "You know how when you're having sex, and the guy doesn't know what he's doing?  You just want to get away as soon as possible.  That's how I felt on that call."   :spin
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chronovore

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15449 on: October 25, 2012, 11:08:57 AM »
Said by a female client to a female analyst after a call was transferred to her this morning (due to another analyst not being able to troubleshoot a simple problem after 30 minutes):

 "You know how when you're having sex, and the guy doesn't know what he's doing?  You just want to get away as soon as possible.  That's how I felt on that call."   :spin

She doesn't understand that men only feel that way after completing the sex act.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15450 on: October 25, 2012, 12:08:10 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/26/nyregion/gilberto-valle-accused-in-plot-to-kidnap-women-and-cook-them.html?smid=tw-share


Officer Charged With Plotting to Kidnap Women and Cook Them

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A New York police officer was arrested Wednesday in Queens by the Federal Bureau of Investigation on suspicion of a federal kidnapping conspiracy in which he discussed cooking and eating female body parts, according to a criminal complaint.

The evidence against the officer, a six-year veteran of the New York Police Department, consists of e-mails and instant messages in which he was “discussing plans to kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women,” according to the complaint against the officer, Gilberto Valle.

Officer Valle, who worked in the 26th Precinct in Manhattan and lives in Forest Hills, Queens, is not known to have engaged in any of the acts he discussed, one person said, speaking on condition of anonymity because the charges remain under seal.

In one message to a co-conspirator, Officer Valle wrote that he was contemplating cooking a person “over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible,” according to the complaint.

“The allegations in the complaint really need no description from us,” Mary E. Galligan, the F.B.I. acting assistant director, said in a statement. “They speak for themselves. It would be an understatement merely to say Valle’s own words and actions were shocking.”
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15451 on: October 25, 2012, 12:34:36 PM »
It's beneficial for cops to get into the headspace of the guys they're trying to catch.

That's why Dutchboy strangled that cat, if you remember.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15452 on: October 25, 2012, 01:57:31 PM »
It's beneficial for cops to get into the headspace of the guys they're trying to catch.

That's why Dutchboy strangled that cat, if you remember.
:rofl
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15453 on: October 25, 2012, 04:37:21 PM »
Goddamn my marks are taking a hit this year.  :(

Positive Touch

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15454 on: October 25, 2012, 05:40:58 PM »
BOOGIE EXPLAIN
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15455 on: October 25, 2012, 06:07:32 PM »
So far I have all A's this semester.  :smug

Boogie

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15456 on: October 25, 2012, 07:23:34 PM »
BOOGIE EXPLAIN

*insert Seinfeld "bowing out" .gif here*
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15457 on: October 25, 2012, 08:36:05 PM »
First world problems: I got an ear infection in both ears but was unable to fill my prescription because there's a shortage of this particular ear drop in the country. Wait--that should be a third world problem.

"We'll fax your doctor to see if we can give you an alternative."

Yeah, because she's working after 6:00 PM.

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #15458 on: October 25, 2012, 08:45:53 PM »
I knew someone who said his parents said that their dog got ear infections when they stopped feeding it yogurt.  How is your current yogurt intake?  Acceptable?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15459 on: October 25, 2012, 08:50:40 PM »
I eat cottage cheese or greek yogurt most days. 

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« Reply #15460 on: October 25, 2012, 09:40:16 PM »
One more week of a hellish work schedule.  All I do once I get home is curl up with my dog and watch Nip/Tuck on Netflix.

The good news is that I'm going to be taking Fridays off the month of November and then I'm going to take two weeks off in December.  I'm going to finally play the game I've been wanting to play but didn't have the block of time to do a decent playthrough: Skyrim.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15461 on: October 26, 2012, 01:37:26 AM »
This Hurricane Sandy sounds like a real bitch (heh.)

If I die during Hurricane Sandy, my parents will want to do something with my belongings. What I'm most worried about is my 5 year collection of pornographic videos and images. None of them illegal, I just have a wide variety of the,. Many of which would be embarrassing, I'm sure.

So look, if any of you hear about my untimely demise. Try and reach out to my surviving family and tell them to stay out of the subfolder "TOTO - GREATEST HITS" in the "MSBuild" folder under "program files x86" in the main local disk directory. The Toto - Greatest Hits subfolder in the music folder is 100% safe, though. You might also want to tell them to stay out of my bookmarks too.

Oh and that all my worldly possessions are to be split between my brother and sister.

Thanks and hopefully nobody dies a horrible death!

Now I'm just really curious what was originally between the comma and period.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15462 on: October 26, 2012, 01:43:45 AM »
It's cool that my external hard drive died right before I'm going to die.
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BlackMage

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15463 on: October 26, 2012, 01:47:18 AM »
I don't care if grumpy cat is overplayed. He was made to be my avatar.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15464 on: October 26, 2012, 02:19:26 AM »
It's cool that my external hard drive died right before I'm going to die.
I haven't been paying attention to this hurricane. Its suppose to hit NY? Hard?

Beezy

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15465 on: October 26, 2012, 02:27:56 AM »
Hurricanes in NY. Weird...

Reb

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« Reply #15466 on: October 26, 2012, 02:32:31 AM »
I'm just out of New York, back in Holland, phew.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15467 on: October 26, 2012, 02:33:55 AM »
Hurricanes in NY. Weird...

This keeps getting compared to The Perfect Storm because it's teaming up with a front coming from the west -- only The Perfect Storm didn't make landfall.

(I'm sure we're be okay.)
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Beezy

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« Reply #15468 on: October 26, 2012, 02:59:34 AM »
Hurricanes in NY. Weird...

This keeps getting compared to The Perfect Storm because it's teaming up with a front coming from the west -- only The Perfect Storm didn't make landfall.

(I'm sure we're be okay.)
:lol

CajoleJuice

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15469 on: October 26, 2012, 03:11:26 AM »
fuck i arvie'd it

very comforting

but really, i just looked some national weather service shit and they don't even have hurricane force winds (75 mph) reaching NYC

and this is the probability chart for even lesser winds.



it's just gonna be lots of rain and some storm surge

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Beezy

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15470 on: October 26, 2012, 05:37:14 AM »
Well I'm leaving in a few hours to go to JA for my grandma's funeral anyway. I hope Sandy doesn't delay my return flight on Tuesday.

Robo

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« Reply #15471 on: October 26, 2012, 10:26:15 AM »
This doesn't interfere with my weekend plans, so I don't care.
obo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15472 on: October 26, 2012, 10:42:28 AM »
My aunt used to live in Ocho Rios, so she still has friends in Jamaica obvi. On FB, I saw her comment on hurricane damage pics posted by her friends. Shit looks cray cray.

My cousin's in Puerto Rico now, but so far they just got lots of rain.
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Atramental

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15473 on: October 26, 2012, 08:24:25 PM »
Ugh...  :-\


Freyj

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15474 on: October 26, 2012, 09:21:23 PM »
That hacker lives inside of a motherfuckin' rainbow.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15475 on: October 26, 2012, 09:51:31 PM »
Nikki Haley is so hot
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15476 on: October 27, 2012, 02:33:47 AM »
uggh. the fillings on the left side of my mouth starting to hurt and woke me up. cant get back to sleep. sitting here.

 :fbm
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15477 on: October 27, 2012, 05:02:53 AM »
guess i'll just stay up
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15478 on: October 27, 2012, 05:38:33 AM »
Southern anchors trying to mask their accents is adorable.
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Barry Egan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15479 on: October 27, 2012, 12:49:02 PM »
stupid Hurricane Sandy means I won't be seeing my analyst till Friday  :gloomy