Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[BlueTsunami]

Hahaha no doubt. I wanted to believe.

[nudemacusers]

use words not ink bruh

[BlueTsunami]

use words not ink bruh

Its so hard though, sometimes. How I felt as she asked what I wanted for my two sides...

Why isn't your username Muffin Man yet?

Just changed my tag to this

[Eric P]

well damn

Last week, the Fire Department discovered a pair of male bodies in a Queens marsh while battling a two-alarm fire. It turned out that the men had been killed before being dumped and burned at the Spring Creek Park Preserve in Howard Beach. Now the police say that the victims had been trying to rob drug dealers, but the dealers got wise and killed them.

Rudy Superville, 22, and Gary Lopez, 25, had apparently planned to rob a Bushwick, Brooklyn apartment. But the dealers figured it out. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said, "They picked the wrong drug dealers to rip. When they got inside their targets essentially were waiting for them."

Browne added, "We believe Rudy went in first and they jumped him right away. Then they told him to ‘Go out and get Gary in here.... We believe they were both armed though Superville’s gun didn’t have ammo... They took turns shooting, stabbing and beating them with a chair." The Post reports, "Superville was shot to the elbow and neck but stab wounds to his torso and neck caused him to bleed out, officials said. Lopez suffered blunt trauma to the head, gunshot wounds to the chest, abdomen and right arm, police said. The shot to the chest was the fatal blow for Lopez, authorities said."

Rogelio Rodriguez, 34, was arrested and charged with murder, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal tampering. Police are still looking for more suspects.

http://gothamist.com/2013/03/13/men_murdered_burned_in_queens_marsh.php

[drew]

I don't think they could have made the National Alert System any creepier and alarming than it is right now, I know that's kind of the point but Jesus if and when some shit really does go down that thing is liable to send the public over the edge rather than anything else.  there was an amber alert here in Ohio for some little girl and her 225 POUND 16 YEAR OLD SISTER.

[chronovore]

well damn

Last week, the Fire Department discovered a pair of male bodies in a Queens marsh while battling a two-alarm fire. It turned out that the men had been killed before being dumped and burned at the Spring Creek Park Preserve in Howard Beach. Now the police say that the victims had been trying to rob drug dealers, but the dealers got wise and killed them.

Rudy Superville, 22, and Gary Lopez, 25, had apparently planned to rob a Bushwick, Brooklyn apartment. But the dealers figured it out. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said, "They picked the wrong drug dealers to rip. When they got inside their targets essentially were waiting for them."

Browne added, "We believe Rudy went in first and they jumped him right away. Then they told him to ‘Go out and get Gary in here.... We believe they were both armed though Superville’s gun didn’t have ammo... They took turns shooting, stabbing and beating them with a chair." The Post reports, "Superville was shot to the elbow and neck but stab wounds to his torso and neck caused him to bleed out, officials said. Lopez suffered blunt trauma to the head, gunshot wounds to the chest, abdomen and right arm, police said. The shot to the chest was the fatal blow for Lopez, authorities said."

Rogelio Rodriguez, 34, was arrested and charged with murder, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal tampering. Police are still looking for more suspects.

http://gothamist.com/2013/03/13/men_murdered_burned_in_queens_marsh.php

I keep trying to be excited about moving back to the USA, and these kind of things just sound like narcocorrido culture taking over.

[drew]

took my ak to the range today, 4th magazine in shot 30 rounds and it wouldn't come out, the thing is STUCK.  gonna have to go back to where i bought it and have them call Arsenal to hopefully get a new rifle to replace it, because this is some bullshit.  it was a catastrophic failure, if I can't trust my life to my rifle I don't want it.

[Cormacaroni]

a busted rifle is the best rifle for you man, you just don't know it

[drew]

dude stfu, you don't even know me.

[Cormacaroni]

i know too much about you

[drew]

you only think you do, now buzz off mister

[Shaka Khan]

I brought my laptop to school today to work on a group project with a few classmates. When I opened up the browser and attempted to type "my.university.edu" to access our blackboard, auto-fill thought it would be wise to suggest "my penis" as the first result. I'm sure a few saw it but didn't feel like commenting. Yeah, I'm changing my group.

[Mr. Gundam]

well damn

Last week, the Fire Department discovered a pair of male bodies in a Queens marsh while battling a two-alarm fire. It turned out that the men had been killed before being dumped and burned at the Spring Creek Park Preserve in Howard Beach. Now the police say that the victims had been trying to rob drug dealers, but the dealers got wise and killed them.

Rudy Superville, 22, and Gary Lopez, 25, had apparently planned to rob a Bushwick, Brooklyn apartment. But the dealers figured it out. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said, "They picked the wrong drug dealers to rip. When they got inside their targets essentially were waiting for them."

Browne added, "We believe Rudy went in first and they jumped him right away. Then they told him to ‘Go out and get Gary in here.... We believe they were both armed though Superville’s gun didn’t have ammo... They took turns shooting, stabbing and beating them with a chair." The Post reports, "Superville was shot to the elbow and neck but stab wounds to his torso and neck caused him to bleed out, officials said. Lopez suffered blunt trauma to the head, gunshot wounds to the chest, abdomen and right arm, police said. The shot to the chest was the fatal blow for Lopez, authorities said."

Rogelio Rodriguez, 34, was arrested and charged with murder, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal tampering. Police are still looking for more suspects.

http://gothamist.com/2013/03/13/men_murdered_burned_in_queens_marsh.php

I keep trying to be excited about moving back to the USA, and these kind of things just sound like narcocorrido culture taking over.

The other day up here in WA, a guy was released from prison and his grandparents threw him a welcome home party. What did he do? He murdered them.

Boysen’s grandparents, Robert, 82, and Norma Taylor, 80, picked up Boysen from the Monroe Corrections Complex on Friday after he had served nine months of a 16-month sentence for a 2012 attempted residential-burglary conviction, according to the King County Sheriff’s Office.

The couple took Boysen to check in with his probation officer, then hosted a welcome-back party attended by numerous other relatives at their home. Boysen is suspected of killing his grandparents sometime between 9 p.m. Friday and noon Saturday and leaving in their red 2001 Chrysler 300.

[Shadow Mod]

I made burgers. They tasted good. How can people be vegetarians.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I made burgers. They tasted good. How can people be vegetarians.

What did you put on them?

[Mupepe]

took my ak to the range today, 4th magazine in shot 30 rounds and it wouldn't come out, the thing is STUCK.  gonna have to go back to where i bought it and have them call Arsenal to hopefully get a new rifle to replace it, because this is some bullshit.  it was a catastrophic failure, if I can't trust my life to my rifle I don't want it.

wtf?  That's pretty shitty.  Most of the dealers around here would say that it's between you and the manufacturer now.  Most LGS policies in Houston are pretty much no returns once it leaves the store.

[chronovore]

well damn

Last week, the Fire Department discovered a pair of male bodies in a Queens marsh while battling a two-alarm fire. It turned out that the men had been killed before being dumped and burned at the Spring Creek Park Preserve in Howard Beach. Now the police say that the victims had been trying to rob drug dealers, but the dealers got wise and killed them.

Rudy Superville, 22, and Gary Lopez, 25, had apparently planned to rob a Bushwick, Brooklyn apartment. But the dealers figured it out. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said, "They picked the wrong drug dealers to rip. When they got inside their targets essentially were waiting for them."

Browne added, "We believe Rudy went in first and they jumped him right away. Then they told him to ‘Go out and get Gary in here.... We believe they were both armed though Superville’s gun didn’t have ammo... They took turns shooting, stabbing and beating them with a chair." The Post reports, "Superville was shot to the elbow and neck but stab wounds to his torso and neck caused him to bleed out, officials said. Lopez suffered blunt trauma to the head, gunshot wounds to the chest, abdomen and right arm, police said. The shot to the chest was the fatal blow for Lopez, authorities said."

Rogelio Rodriguez, 34, was arrested and charged with murder, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal tampering. Police are still looking for more suspects.

http://gothamist.com/2013/03/13/men_murdered_burned_in_queens_marsh.php

I keep trying to be excited about moving back to the USA, and these kind of things just sound like narcocorrido culture taking over.

The other day up here in WA, a guy was released from prison and his grandparents threw him a welcome home party. What did he do? He murdered them.

Boysen’s grandparents, Robert, 82, and Norma Taylor, 80, picked up Boysen from the Monroe Corrections Complex on Friday after he had served nine months of a 16-month sentence for a 2012 attempted residential-burglary conviction, according to the King County Sheriff’s Office.

The couple took Boysen to check in with his probation officer, then hosted a welcome-back party attended by numerous other relatives at their home. Boysen is suspected of killing his grandparents sometime between 9 p.m. Friday and noon Saturday and leaving in their red 2001 Chrysler 300.

...What a dick.

[Verdigris Murder]

Fortune telling Indians,

Oh dusk kissed skin, with wisps of pubic hair almost a beard.
I won't shake your hand as I'm about to masturbate when you leave,
Not over you, as I'm racist and also not gay.

[Brehvolution]

took my ak to the range today, 4th magazine in shot 30 rounds and it wouldn't come out, the thing is STUCK.  gonna have to go back to where i bought it and have them call Arsenal to hopefully get a new rifle to replace it, because this is some bullshit.  it was a catastrophic failure, if I can't trust my life to my rifle I don't want it.

I told you man. Every day you don't shoot your AK will be a good day. You decide to shoot it and look what happens. Probably had some hog for breakfast that day too.  :childplease

[T234]

Is yours a newer model, drew?

The only ones I've seen around here are really old milled-receiver Soviet-era rifles.

[archnemesis]

Firefox is actually quite memory efficient these days. Waterfox is also great.

[Eric P]

https://soundcloud.com/kcclips/hetfield-grunts

every hetfield "yeah"

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Reminds me of this

[Flannel Boy]

Google Chrome just crashed on me when I had about 90 tabs open, most of which were videos on xhamster  that I was using to fap to. Normally Chrome crashing would be okay, because I'd have the option to restore those pages, but before I got to that point, it crashed again. So I lost all the tabs. I might be able to get back to those pages through my history, but this is incredibly annoying and not at all ideal when my balls are blue and have been for four hours.

What really happened.

[hampster]

I just went through a whole pack of pink trident in an hour. I have a problem :'(

[Shadow Mod]

I made burgers. They tasted good. How can people be vegetarians.

What did you put on them?

They were frozen patties but basil, onion powder, garlic powder. Sauteed onions on the burger, mayo+ketchup sauce, tomatoes, cheese.

I just went through a whole pack of pink trident in an hour. I have a problem :'(

Whenever I get a pack of gum or candy same shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

Rare?  :scusthov

[Shadow Mod]

I do this thing where I cook a burger till it's rare, then crack a raw egg on top. After, i'll melt a big cheese slice on top, sealing in the egg making a meat egg cheese bomb. I highly recommend it, it's fucking brilliant.

Cooked egg on top of meat. God damn you really are asian.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Medium rare 

[drew]

eating ground beef mid rare is danglerous, although I'm sure the new parasites in your intestine enjoy their new home you should really consider ordering your burgs at least medium. now steak? that is a whole other thing entirely, order that BITCH raw as FUCK.

[drew]

wtf?  That's pretty shitty.  Most of the dealers around here would say that it's between you and the manufacturer now.  Most LGS policies in Houston are pretty much no returns once it leaves the store.

yeah it's most definitely between me and Arsenal now.  once you buy a gun there's no going back, kind of like car buying.  called Arsenal and they are trying to pass it off as a magazine problem, bitch please it is a Russian surplus steel one in perfect condition, there should have been no problem, I'm sending a pic of the mag release tab to them because it looks like it might have slipped down on one side, trapping the tab on the mag above it.

still considering taking it back just for them to check out because the owner and I are at bro tier status

Is yours a newer model, drew?

The only ones I've seen around here are really old milled-receiver Soviet-era rifles.

brand new arsenal, should have been a no issues ever kind of purchase, I honestly don't know wtf happened.  even google offers me little to no answers, seems to be a freak problem although one that has happened to a few people before me, although not on an arsenal.  seemed to also have caused a lot of mental stress in the other people as well, yesterday into today it's all I've been able to think about.  terrible.  If I wanted problems I would have bought a WASR.

[drew]

HA! just got the fucker out.  now my only regret is letting filthy strangers paw over my rifu at the range and trying to force it.  all it needed was a flat headed screwdriver slipped up in there.  should have just packed it up when the problem happened and not spoken a word about it to anyone.  it seems it was the mag after all, weird. 

I think if there's a lesson to be learned it is this, don't try to force your shit to do shit it obviously doesn't want to do.

[drew]

ha. yeah comparing the suspect mag to my others you can see that something went wrong when they went to weld the tab piece on.  Oleg must have had too much vodka during his lunch break.

[chronovore]

I got into the UCLA Anderson MBA program, holy shit.

Fantastic! Congrats!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I got into the UCLA Anderson MBA program, holy shit.

Congratulations!

[Mupepe]

HA! just got the fucker out.  now my only regret is letting filthy strangers paw over my rifu at the range and trying to force it.  all it needed was a flat headed screwdriver slipped up in there.  should have just packed it up when the problem happened and not spoken a word about it to anyone.  it seems it was the mag after all, weird. 

I think if there's a lesson to be learned it is this, don't try to force your shit to do shit it obviously doesn't want to do.

glad you had a happy ending. I assume there was no damage to the rifle?

also, congrats awesome-o!

[Madrun Badrun]

I got into the UCLA Anderson MBA program, holy shit.

  Congrats!

[drew]

glad you had a happy ending. I assume there was no damage to the rifle?

nope!

how dare I question based Arsenal

and to think i was right about to start pounding at it with a hammer and a leather belt

[Broseidon]

I brought my laptop to school today to work on a group project with a few classmates. When I opened up the browser and attempted to type "my.university.edu" to access our blackboard, auto-fill thought it would be wise to suggest "my penis" as the first result. I'm sure a few saw it but didn't feel like commenting. Yeah, I'm changing my group.

[Madrun Badrun]

Shaka, last term I let people use my laptop in aesthetics to watch some youtube video.  The night before I had been watching videos of cyst extractions and so the youtube page had a bunch of cyst extraction videos in the related videos side bar.  Someone made a comment about it but I was wasn't really paying attention at the time and realized what they were talking about on my long bus ride home.

[Phoenix Dark]

grats dude  :ooh

[fistfulofmetal]

by the end of the day i will have my drivers license and there's a good chance i will also have a car as well.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Conngratsssssss!

[Brehvolution]

my rifu

 

[Eric P]

hip hop cross stitch

http://daveygravy.ca/

[Flannel Boy]

I got into the UCLA Anderson MBA program, holy shit.

:troll congrats

[Broseidon]

Nothing quite like a big meal 

[fistfulofmetal]

NEW DRIVER


no car though. need to look into good insurance choices

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been annoyed at my cousin for constantly spilling drinks on himself, or playing outside and getting dirty. I have to watch him all weekend and don't want him to look like a cave person when I hand him over to his mom sunday night.

Well today I was eating some biscuits with him and I somehow spilled syrup all on my hoodie. Needless to say he has been laughing about this for the last couple hours and won't let me forget it.
 :damn

[Shadow Mod]

I've been annoyed at my cousin for constantly spilling drinks on himself, or playing outside and getting dirty. I have to watch him all weekend and don't want him to look like a cave person when I hand him over to his mom sunday night.

Well today I was eating some biscuits with him and I somehow spilled syrup all on my hoodie. Needless to say he has been laughing about this for the last couple hours and won't let me forget it.
 :damn

Now ya'll both gonna look like cave people.

[fistfulofmetal]

CAR!!!!!

[Flannel Boy]

In front of a Liquor Mart today, I encountered a homeless man (middle class white dude in his 50s who isn't dressed like he's homeless)  with a terrible sales pitch: He claimed he'd been asking for money since Monday morning and no one has given him a single cent. Right! He used a similar pitch weeks ago and asked specifically for a toonie. When I gave him a loonie instead (only change I had), he took the coin and walked away in disgust.

Need confirmation. A clerk (not at the Liquor Mart) who looks like an eighteen-year old Alicia Silverstone was just being nice when she asked me whether I had any plans for Saint Patrick's Day, correct? Actually, I don't need confirmation.   

[G The Resurrected]

CAR!!!!!

HELL YEAH DUDE!!!

What kind of whip did you get?

[Phoenix Dark]

In front of a Liquor Mart today, I encountered a homeless man (middle class white dude in his 50s who isn't dressed like he's homeless)  with a terrible sales pitch: He claimed he'd been asking for money since Monday morning and no one has given him a single cent. Right! He used a similar pitch weeks ago and asked specifically for a toonie. When I gave him a loonie instead (only change I had), he took the coin and walked away in disgust.

Need confirmation. A clerk (not at the Liquor Mart) who looks like an eighteen-year old Alicia Silverstone was just being nice when she asked me whether I had any plans for Saint Patrick's Day, correct? Actually, I don't need confirmation.

Dunno what's more unbelievable about this story, a white man being homeless or you being outside of the house.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm planning on accepting the UofT offer,  I haven't heard from a few schools yet and some have accepted me but haven't told me how much funding will be.  Anyways I'm very excited, when I started applying I assumed Alberta would be were I was going to end up. 

I think I got into all the Canadian schools I applied to besides UBC, and none of the U.S. schools, which was kind of expected. 

Toronto come September then!

[fistfulofmetal]

CAR!!!!!

HELL YEAH DUDE!!!

What kind of whip did you get?

2013 Subaru Impreza Sedan, graphite black

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I stole some of my roommate's gummi multivitamins

[Flannel Boy]

I'm planning on accepting the UofT offer,  I haven't heard from a few schools yet and some have accepted me but haven't told me how much funding will be.  Anyways I'm very excited, when I started applying I assumed Alberta would be were I was going to end up. 

I think I got into all the Canadian schools I applied to besides UBC, and none of the U.S. schools, which was kind of expected. 

Toronto come September then!

I'll probably be heading back to the TO area in May.

[G The Resurrected]

CAR!!!!!

HELL YEAH DUDE!!!

What kind of whip did you get?

2013 Subaru Impreza Sedan, graphite black

Take me for a ride daddy o!!!

Thats a sweet car

[Flannel Boy]