i cant talk shit im drinking slivovitz 
I actually ordered that first and the bartender didn't know what it was despite dismissively (and incredulously) saying they "had everything" when I asked to see a liquor list before ordering.
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I still tipped ~28%.

In general (gin being the only exception) I drink all liquors straight, not just vodka, so sorry to have derailed your crafted narrative about me. idk what your problem is with that (maybe you should stop drinking Popov

), but, as always, thanks for the rip.

As for why, I don't drink wine and it's kind of gauche (and callow) to order mixed drinks (or beer) at the business dinners I attend. (#karakandproblems) And a long time ago I was a power drinker for many years which more or less killed my taste for what I would term "pleasurable drinking".