Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4304183 times)

Squiddy · « **Reply #24540 on:** July 29, 2014, 04:32:20 PM »

Ganging up on me without the bang

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #24541 on:** July 29, 2014, 05:03:05 PM »

Got up today thinking I would be cleaning the house in preparation for my brother-in-law's family who were visiting.

8 hours later I was at the vet as they put my sister's dog to sleep.

Today isn't the best of days. Doesn't help that his condition deteriorated so rapidly that they thought he was poisoned.

Kara · « **Reply #24542 on:** July 29, 2014, 06:10:09 PM »

That's shitty, doc.

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My therapist accidentally texted me thinking I was another one of her patients. How embarrassing.

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I let them know so they could get the message to the right person.

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24543 on:** July 29, 2014, 07:00:07 PM »

I'm sorry doc

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I'm on day two of a drunken stupor. I'm working on destroying all relationships in my life right now.

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doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #24544 on:** July 29, 2014, 07:16:02 PM »

Thanks for the support, guys.

chronovore · « **Reply #24545 on:** July 29, 2014, 07:45:29 PM »

Where is the obligatory "Jesus, summer is hot" thread? I thought we had one every year.

In related news, SUMMER IS HOT.

We've got cicada blowing shrill noise out their ass from 5:30 AM. I got up at 7AM, opened up the house, lasted a total of 90 minutes before shutting it all up again and turning the air conditioner on. Sweating already when I wake up? Jesus, what a crock of shit.

I hate Japan in summer, I really, really do.

Kara · « **Reply #24546 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:50:03 PM »

While I dislike countries that are pernicious tax havens, at least the banks in those countries are able to readily produce documentation that's in English when an American taxpayer is taking advantage of a foreign reporting amnesty.

Unfortunately for me I'm trying to cipher Italian banking terminology because the bank this particular taxpayer used to hide money is in just a regular ol' country instead of a tax haven.

On a lighter note, I think the abbreviation for "assegno/i" is "ass".

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24547 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:56:33 PM »

Are your clients hiding money in the vatican bank? Are you working for the mob? This explains some of your posts and job stress.

Kara · « **Reply #24548 on:** July 30, 2014, 12:05:49 AM »

I can't say which country, though the language and my exclusion of pernicious tax havens (

) obviously narrows down the logical choices you could make.

I'd think Institute for the Works of Religion account statements would be in Latin? Can you even open a personal account there? Who knows.

I'd be a great mob accountant since I don't give a shit about myself (i.e. am a low internal control threat), but alas I only have tangential dealings with one (what I perceive to be) criminal enterprise. The person I subcontract for whose client it is had no idea how shady they were until I brought it to their attention.

meeb · « **Reply #24549 on:** July 30, 2014, 07:39:28 PM »

Double chocolate Milano cookies are the greatest junk food in the entire world.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24550 on:** July 30, 2014, 07:44:23 PM »

ugg I've ate like shit the last two weeks and feel shitty now.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24551 on:** July 30, 2014, 11:40:06 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 30, 2014, 07:44:23 PM

ugg I've ate like shit the last two weeks and feel shitty now.

Come do some DDP with me!

More stupid shit thats going on with me:

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I felt like crap too after drinking myself into a hole. I woke up today and was a zombie. So much has been going on for me lately I am just frustrated as all hell. This year has just been another example of why I need to get my shit together and go back to school. I took the week off to get my head in the right place. I've gotta get ready for internal review and then peer review next week. Turns out the project I was on was already planned to be shut down by higher ups, they just didn't know how to handle the situation in a timely manner. So they wasted company resources till someone got wise and forced their hand. So hopefully everything goes well and I'm valuable enough to keep around. If not I guess I'll be drinking some more sometime next week.

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Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24552 on:** July 30, 2014, 11:55:51 PM »

Got some new kicks yesterday since we had an adidas store pass. I forgot what arch support is like, it's been a while since I had some new shoes.

Squiddy · « **Reply #24553 on:** July 31, 2014, 06:18:19 AM »

Getting 5 burger buns in a package of 4

#winningatlife

chronovore · « **Reply #24554 on:** July 31, 2014, 07:55:52 AM »

#scandinavianmath

Squiddy · « **Reply #24555 on:** July 31, 2014, 08:04:11 AM »

The chick at the till was confused, but I was like "That's right, I'm getting a free bun because your people messed up".

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24556 on:** July 31, 2014, 11:24:39 AM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 30, 2014, 11:40:06 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 30, 2014, 07:44:23 PM
ugg I've ate like shit the last two weeks and feel shitty now.

Come do some DDP with me!

I think even with the two of us, it would be hard to gang rape Diamond Dallas Page.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24557 on:** July 31, 2014, 01:53:01 PM »

Yulwei · « **Reply #24558 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:25:48 PM »

this car i'm driving make you feel some type of way

toku · « **Reply #24559 on:** July 31, 2014, 06:15:24 PM »

You know when sometimes people tell you something is gonna suck and you're like "man it's probably not that bad it's whatever." Then you do that thing and you realize it really does just suck. =/

chronovore · « **Reply #24560 on:** July 31, 2014, 06:16:56 PM »

Quote from: toku on July 31, 2014, 06:15:24 PM

You know when sometimes people tell you something is gonna suck and you're like "man it's probably not that bad it's whatever." Then you do that thing and you realize it really does just suck. =/

Colonoscopy or MRI?

Kara · « **Reply #24561 on:** July 31, 2014, 06:18:52 PM »

Quote from: toku on July 31, 2014, 06:15:24 PM

You know when sometimes people tell you something is gonna suck and you're like "man it's probably not that bad it's whatever." Then you do that thing and you realize it really does just suck. =/

e'ry day

Bebpo · « **Reply #24562 on:** July 31, 2014, 10:04:46 PM »

So I'm going to Charleston SC in a week and they're having flash flooding right now all the way until when I arrive going by the forecasts. There's going to be so much water there by the time I get there that even if it passes and the sun comes out, the 90+degree weather + all the water is going to make for miserable humidity :\ I don't even know how I'm supposed to get from the airport to my hotel if the streets are closed from flooding. fucckkkkkkk

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #24563 on:** July 31, 2014, 11:19:33 PM »

don't talk shit about DDP dude is legit.

Atramental · « **Reply #24564 on:** July 31, 2014, 11:22:41 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 31, 2014, 10:04:46 PM

So I'm going to Charleston SC in a week and they're having flash flooding right now all the way until when I arrive going by the forecasts. There's going to be so much water there by the time I get there that even if it passes and the sun comes out, the 90+degree weather + all the water is going to make for miserable humidity :\ I don't even know how I'm supposed to get from the airport to my hotel if the streets are closed from flooding. fucckkkkkkk

South Carolina. If it's not the weather that sucks it's something else.

Atramental · « **Reply #24565 on:** August 01, 2014, 12:02:06 AM »

Yeah the big big city. Someday... just not right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24566 on:** August 01, 2014, 12:09:50 AM »

NC is cool. I went in the early spring so the weather wasn't ridiculously hot. Didn't like South Carolina, but mainly because I was in some bumblefuck town for a basketball tournament and was getting mean mugged by old people who seemed kinda...unhappy about my presence.

We still won though.

Himu · « **Reply #24567 on:** August 01, 2014, 12:55:29 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 31, 2014, 11:13:45 PM

Quote from: Spencer on July 31, 2014, 01:53:01 PM
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how come old wrestlers always look like CGI people / human practical effects dummies by age 30? Hard training/PEDS use?

DDP didn't become a pro wrestler until he was in his mid 30's. Respect. He's in his 50's now.

Himu · « **Reply #24568 on:** August 01, 2014, 03:06:00 AM »

Hmm.

While clipping my nails tonight I saw a dark spot near one of my toenails. Combined with a lot of light colored spots showing up all on my body, I'm thinking this needs a trip to the doctor. Here's hoping it's not what google results suggest it is. $:-\$

Reb · « **Reply #24569 on:** August 01, 2014, 03:11:59 AM »

Quote from: toku on July 31, 2014, 06:15:24 PM

You know when sometimes people tell you something is gonna suck and you're like "man it's probably not that bad it's whatever." Then you do that thing and you realize it really does just suck. =/

Like reading squiddy posts?

chronovore · « **Reply #24570 on:** August 01, 2014, 07:41:38 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 31, 2014, 11:13:45 PM

Quote from: Spencer on July 31, 2014, 01:53:01 PM
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how come old wrestlers always look like CGI people / human practical effects dummies by age 30? Hard training/PEDS use?

I suspect there's a matter of vanity and budget sometimes leading to publicity shots being poorly photoshopped.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24571 on:** August 01, 2014, 10:10:23 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on August 01, 2014, 03:06:00 AM

Hmm.

While clipping my nails tonight I saw a dark spot near one of my toenails. Combined with a lot of light colored spots showing up all on my body, I'm thinking this needs a trip to the doctor. Here's hoping it's not what google results suggest it is. $:-\$

Don't worry just go to the doctor and straighten things out. I recently scared the shit out of myself for no reason over a health issue. Went to the doctor and while the news wasn't great, it wasn't life or lifestyle threatening.

Diunx · « **Reply #24572 on:** August 01, 2014, 11:43:33 AM »

Now this piece of shit government wants to tax up to 38% the items brought online from oversees, this is fucking ridiculous, that was pretty much the only breath we had from the insanely high prices from the local retailers and now this fucking cunts are taking this away from us too, I wanna fucking murder someone

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24573 on:** August 01, 2014, 11:49:28 AM »

Can you move to a real country or do they not allow that there?

Atramental · « **Reply #24574 on:** August 01, 2014, 11:51:08 AM »

Thanks for putting things in perspective for me, Diunx. I guess SC ain't so bad.

Kara · « **Reply #24575 on:** August 01, 2014, 01:19:33 PM »

If my estranged for 1.5 decades cousin responds to my reply to her email I'm going to

irl.

I took every emo ounce of my grotesque psyche and committed it to (digital) page.

e: I also used a dumb word--platitudinous.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24576 on:** August 01, 2014, 02:39:44 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on August 01, 2014, 01:19:33 PM

If my estranged for 1.5 decades cousin responds to my reply to her email I'm going to irl.

I took every emo ounce of my grotesque psyche and committed it to (digital) page.

e: I also used a dumb word--platitudinous.

so basically you said "your email is the definition of platitudinous. Let's fuck"?

Kara · « **Reply #24577 on:** August 01, 2014, 04:32:53 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 02:39:44 PM

so basically you said "your email is the definition of platitudinous. Let's fuck"?

Mups, breh, if I was going to lust after an estranged first cousin with the same name as my ex it would be the one that lives in my actual state and not the one that lives in another country on another continent.

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The contents of my email are too emo shitpost for discussing here, but I used the adjective form of platitude in the context of saying that it's hard for me to take "it gets better" as anything but platitudinous after hearing it so many times now, even from someone like my estranged cousin who I know has been through actual rough shit in her life unlike, say, the people I work for.

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Other awful words I used in my email: amnestic, empyrean. Please end me.

Squiddy · « **Reply #24578 on:** August 01, 2014, 04:52:40 PM »

I'd rather not, just reading your posts makes me feel more erudite

etiolate · « **Reply #24579 on:** August 01, 2014, 04:55:12 PM »

Right now is a great time to bring opprobrium into internet lingo. DO EET

Squiddy · « **Reply #24580 on:** August 01, 2014, 05:06:28 PM »

Like the opprobrium generated by my posts.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24581 on:** August 01, 2014, 05:17:03 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on August 01, 2014, 04:32:53 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 02:39:44 PM
so basically you said "your email is the definition of platitudinous. Let's fuck"?

Mups, breh, if I was going to lust after an estranged first cousin with the same name as my ex it would be the one that lives in my actual state and not the one that lives in another country on another continent.

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The contents of my email are too emo shitpost for discussing here, but I used the adjective form of platitude in the context of saying that it's hard for me to take "it gets better" as anything but platitudinous after hearing it so many times now, even from someone like my estranged cousin who I know has been through actual rough shit in her life unlike, say, the people I work for.
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Other awful words I used in my email: amnestic, empyrean. Please end me.

You're like a scary, incestuous dictionary. I love it.

Huff · « **Reply #24582 on:** August 01, 2014, 10:09:12 PM »

Moving sucks.

Kara · « **Reply #24583 on:** August 02, 2014, 01:55:41 AM »

Looked at a place today that was pretty sweet.

It's common for 4 young adults to just split the rent on a house since like half of suburbia is owned by absentee landlords now, which is what this place was. Private jacuzzi for peanuts a month.

I think the room's a little smaller than what I have now, but I get a bigger closet and a full house to roam.

Everyone who lives there seemed hella chill and they were stoners who go out all the time too.

Only con (besides taking on a mild commute) is that the room was previously occupied by a gal and the drapes, wall color, and ceiling light are outside the boundaries of general acceptability for a breh, but luckily I'm going to die alone so I don't have to worry about anyone thinking I'm not masculine enough if I take them home.

Think I'll put in a formal offer this weekend.

Kara · « **Reply #24584 on:** August 02, 2014, 02:55:32 AM »

A portion of it relates to my cousin's own medical history and unlike my shitfuck parent I try to respect people's medical privacy unless there are exigent circumstances (like helping you out).

I might find the emoest sentence I wrote and post it, doe. Just so you can

with me.

Still haven't heard back from her, BTW.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24585 on:** August 02, 2014, 03:29:50 AM »

home made burritos yaaaaaaaaas

Kara · « **Reply #24586 on:** August 02, 2014, 12:34:27 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 02, 2014, 02:59:17 AM

Just edit out the sensitive shit and send.

Why? It's literally just, "hey long time no talk, thanks for the heartfelt message and sympathy, I'll do as you say but I'll never be happy--I only ever have been sporadically

," but in far too many words.

demi · « **Reply #24587 on:** August 02, 2014, 12:34:43 PM »

Toledo is experiencing a WATER CRISIS because mothafuckas like me wont stop pissing and jacking off in the shower

http://www.13abc.com/story/26178497/urgent-message-from-city-toledoans-asked-not-to-drink-or-boil-water#.U9yri6e4vZc.facebook

Will suck dick for H2O

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24588 on:** August 02, 2014, 01:06:33 PM »

Sorry, all I got is HBO

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24589 on:** August 02, 2014, 01:44:40 PM »

Our apartment was identified as a high water usage residence. Its no wonder though cause the neighbors above us take 10-12 showers a day no joke. I wonder some days if I live below a commune of clowns. But if they were clowns wouldn't they all take one shower?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #24590 on:** August 02, 2014, 05:55:03 PM »

Mexican Coke

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24591 on:** August 02, 2014, 05:57:54 PM »

You misspelt 'cock'. Mups

toku · « **Reply #24592 on:** August 02, 2014, 06:27:08 PM »

cheap beer in one hand, an apple in the other. A couple friends coming over with more drugs and beer. This is the American Dream I think. The very core of it at least.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24593 on:** August 02, 2014, 07:03:22 PM »

Programmed myself into a corner

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24594 on:** August 02, 2014, 08:12:20 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 02, 2014, 07:03:22 PM

Programmed myself into a corner

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #24595 on:** August 02, 2014, 08:30:43 PM »

I'm watching this fucking awful conspiracy show that I think is on History or whatever. "Unsealed: Conspiracy Files"

it's the worst. the absolute worst.

and they just referenced chemtrails.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24596 on:** August 02, 2014, 08:31:59 PM »

Does anyone know the exact date when history channel went from shit you learn in between programs about Hitler to WERE THE NAZIS INFLUENCED BY ALIENS?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24597 on:** August 02, 2014, 08:43:17 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 02, 2014, 08:31:59 PM

Does anyone know the exact date when history channel went from shit you learn in between programs about Hitler to WERE THE NAZIS INFLUENCED BY ALIENS?

Ancient Aliens wasn't their first alien show (there was also UFO Hunter or some shit), but I think that was the tipping point. That was right around the same time that Ice Road Truckers, Pawn Stars, Swamp People started coming out too, in that 2008-2010 time period. They pushed all their Hitler stuff over to the Military Channel, and now the History Channel is almost totally entertainment with an occasional slant towards history (Pawn Stars, American Pickers).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24598 on:** August 02, 2014, 09:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 02, 2014, 08:31:59 PM

Does anyone know the exact date when history channel went from shit you learn in between programs about Hitler to WERE THE NAZIS INFLUENCED BY ALIENS?

It was a wednesday in 1994.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24599 on:** August 02, 2014, 09:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 02, 2014, 08:12:20 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 02, 2014, 07:03:22 PM
Programmed myself into a corner

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More like Tank I need a shared pointer, am I right.

Using c++11 for the first time and I got a big old boner.

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