Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4019706 times)

Kara · « **Reply #26460 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:35:03 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 06, 2014, 09:32:26 PM

I just nipped my lip with scissors while trimming my stash, now I'm bleeding everywhere. The taste of iron is ruining my spicy tuna. What has my vanity wrought me? That's a saying right?

what hath ________ wrought

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+23%3A23&version=KJV

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23:23 eh.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26461 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:35:06 PM »

Cool. I say who's a pretty girl before tucking back.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26462 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:40:28 PM »

Also every day. In case that wasn't clear.

toku · « **Reply #26463 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:46:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 06, 2014, 09:32:26 PM

I just nipped my lip with scissors while trimming my stash, now I'm bleeding everywhere. The taste of iron is ruining my spicy tuna. What has my vanity wrought me? That's a saying right?

we can make out

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26464 on:** November 06, 2014, 09:51:51 PM »

I think that would just make my spicy tuna taste worse.

Groogrux · « **Reply #26465 on:** November 07, 2014, 02:59:34 PM »

He probably won't say much about it, but Bloodwake got robbed at gunpoint last night while working at Gamestop. Send some good vibes his way.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26466 on:** November 07, 2014, 03:00:06 PM »

Quote from: toku on November 06, 2014, 08:14:45 PM

Nutella is overhyped cac garbage.

Am not a cac, love nutella.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26467 on:** November 07, 2014, 03:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Groogrux on November 07, 2014, 02:59:34 PM

He probably won't say much about it, but Bloodwake got robbed at gunpoint last night while working at Gamestop. Send some good vibes his way.

HOly shit! I hope he's ok. Did he say what they took?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26468 on:** November 07, 2014, 03:03:56 PM »

Quote from: Groogrux on November 07, 2014, 02:59:34 PM

He probably won't say much about it, but Bloodwake got robbed at gunpoint last night while working at Gamestop. Send some good vibes his way.

Wow. Sucks man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26469 on:** November 07, 2014, 03:47:44 PM »

I'm glad he's ok. fuck...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26470 on:** November 07, 2014, 03:59:19 PM »

Mother fucks, I applied to that apartment and now they are saying I need to bid on the rent after they listed it at 975$.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26471 on:** November 07, 2014, 04:48:07 PM »

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2014/11/assailant_in_michael_myers_mas.html#incart_river

Only in Cleveland.....Le sigh

Kara · « **Reply #26472 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:23:16 PM »

Glad you're OK, Bloodwake. Fucking hell.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26473 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:27:17 PM »

But I was lead to believe that Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks.

team filler · « **Reply #26474 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:57:17 PM »

raw dogging randoms

barebacking biaaaaaaaaaatches

unprotected with the unexpected

all natural with ratchet ho's

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26475 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:56:13 PM »

you don't nut inside these girls do you

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26476 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:57:09 PM »

dude's in the military, that kind of stuff doesn't happen

team filler · « **Reply #26477 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2014, 09:56:13 PM

you don't nut inside these girls do you

lol, nah breh. don't misinterpret that post, I've gone raw with one batch since I been in the army. I did nut in her doe

Kara · « **Reply #26478 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:10:20 PM »

We need to wife up PD so he can get over his aversion to sweet, delicious cream pie.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26479 on:** November 07, 2014, 10:11:24 PM »

raw nuts

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26480 on:** November 08, 2014, 01:43:17 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2014, 10:11:24 PM

raw nuts

Roasted and salted nuts

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26481 on:** November 08, 2014, 04:40:01 AM »

as long as you're eating i'll put whatever on em.

team filler · « **Reply #26482 on:** November 08, 2014, 12:39:55 PM »

i'd go raw in all of you

i wonder if pd is averse to receiving creampies

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26483 on:** November 08, 2014, 01:45:05 PM »

Quote from: filler on November 08, 2014, 12:39:55 PM

i'd go raw in all of you

i wonder if pd is averse to receiving creampies

I'm already an Oreo

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26484 on:** November 08, 2014, 01:54:39 PM »

double stuffed?

Kara · « **Reply #26485 on:** November 08, 2014, 06:52:40 PM »

Passed my last test. Goodbye posts about work. :'(

Rufus · « **Reply #26486 on:** November 08, 2014, 06:55:43 PM »

Congrats. :3

Your Stalker · « **Reply #26487 on:** November 08, 2014, 06:59:48 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 08, 2014, 01:54:39 PM

double stuffed?

something tells me he's about that triple double life

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26488 on:** November 08, 2014, 07:28:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2014, 01:45:05 PM

Quote from: filler on November 08, 2014, 12:39:55 PM
i'd go raw in all of you

i wonder if pd is averse to receiving creampies

I'm already an Oreo

Kara · « **Reply #26489 on:** November 09, 2014, 03:10:11 AM »

I suppose #thedualities would cover what I am about to shitpost, but returning to paths once trodden has been a bemusing experience thus far.

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I was not virtuous previously, but it was pleasant to enjoy a reprieve from being who I am solely for the purposes of self-advancement; ambition is such a vulgar trait, its evolutionary origins almost odorous to the mind.

I lose myself, apologies. What brought me here to shitpost this hour. My albatross communicates with me much more than I care to; as I have intimated elsewhere I find little of this amusing anymore but do not end the charade because it still provides use. (After a rather taciturn episode on my part she even asked me straight up if she bored me, which I disagreed with despite the truth of it choosing instead to garb myself in work-related pressures, which wasn't entirely inaccurate but it certainly wasn't true either.)

I had told her about my examinatorial commitments today in the hopes it would spare me more mundane interaction and it did... until I got a late night text asking if I was still awake. Oh the instant flare of irritation I felt in that moment, it made me feel so alive y'all.

Instead of just letting that one go unanswered I responded that I was heading to bed even though I was going to resume reading and that we could talk tomorrow when we liaise. It was at this precise moment that I realized how fucking 22/23 I am again, which seems impossible with all that has transpired subsequent. "How can a body move the speed of light and still find itself in such a rut?" I suppose.

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toku · « **Reply #26490 on:** November 09, 2014, 03:30:03 AM »

It'll never get better. You should just marry her and have children.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26491 on:** November 09, 2014, 03:53:02 AM »

spent the day with my awesome girl at an awesome museum then cuddles on the couch till late at night

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26492 on:** November 09, 2014, 09:35:31 AM »

Quote from: toku on November 09, 2014, 03:30:03 AM

It'll never get better. You should just marry her and have children.

Is this reverse psychology?

Broseidon · « **Reply #26493 on:** November 09, 2014, 02:20:54 PM »

Half a tube of pringles for breakfast

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26494 on:** November 10, 2014, 02:50:15 PM »

Going to Portland tomorrow morning to help a buddy pick up a bike.

Then beer. Glorious beer.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26495 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:27:17 PM »

Had a meeting with a prof. today. He said he would co-supervise my Ph.D. but only minimally, which is OK but I was hoping for more of a commitment. He's also a decently big name in the field and the department he is in is pretty major so I kind of at least benefit from his name and position though, even if I can't expect a lot of his time. It also means I get to stay at the same school which is great because there would be like 0 chance of me getting into a better school.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #26496 on:** November 12, 2014, 07:34:43 AM »

I'm not a huge fan of Pink Floyd, but damn, that transition into the solo of High Hopes always gets me.

One of my favorite moments in music, period.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26497 on:** November 12, 2014, 08:56:39 PM »

my bellybutton smells awfyl

TVC15 · « **Reply #26498 on:** November 12, 2014, 09:40:57 PM »

You have body parts that smell worse.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26499 on:** November 12, 2014, 09:59:42 PM »

Unless he has gangrene and the layer of fat just beneath his belly button has turned to liquid rot; I bet that smells worse than his butthole

Also I bet he doesn't pick and sniff his butthole, unlike his belly button, which is a safe inference we can make given the distance between it and his nose.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26500 on:** November 12, 2014, 10:01:17 PM »

Or maybe he was trying autofalacio again, I mean what do I know.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26501 on:** November 12, 2014, 10:54:34 PM »

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #26502 on:** November 12, 2014, 11:25:30 PM »

I see my timing is impeccable in this thread

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26503 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:52:52 AM »

*deletes search history*

fuck you arvie

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26504 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:10:06 AM »

Just to be clear, I have no prior knowledge of Stealthfan and autofalacio, but given his age it seemed like a safe assumption that it wasn't his first time. I mean a couple years go by, maybe you've done a yoga class or two and then there is a seed of hope that maybe this time... so you try again and instead of discovering a new realm of self pleasure, you discover your belly button stinks. Perfectly normal.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #26505 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:40:27 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2014, 09:52:52 AM

*deletes search history*

fuck you arvie

You had to google autofalacio? Couldn't suss out the root words there?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26506 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:43:05 AM »

And even then there is no way that is the worst think in PDs search history

Reb · « **Reply #26507 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:45:04 AM »

I'm pretty sure it's horribly misspelled?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26508 on:** November 13, 2014, 11:04:25 AM »

Or awesomely misspelled, depending on your view point.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26509 on:** November 13, 2014, 11:50:41 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 13, 2014, 11:04:25 AM

Or awesomely misspelled, depending on your view point.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26510 on:** November 13, 2014, 03:19:55 PM »

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/im-black-so-im-kind-of-a-big-deal-in-china-102452030434.html

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26511 on:** November 13, 2014, 04:46:00 PM »

The forth Harry Potter book is so much better than the movie. It sets up later events way better and spends a lot less time on the blossoming love shit.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26512 on:** November 13, 2014, 04:52:12 PM »

harry potter for kids nicca lmfao kill urself spic

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26513 on:** November 13, 2014, 05:04:44 PM »

Is this because I outed you as an autofalacioist?

Also I'm only reading it, as I have stated in the past, because PD keeps mentioning it and he gave me the bug. Clearly this is on him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26514 on:** November 13, 2014, 05:12:00 PM »

Don't blame your manchild tendencies on me. I'm a real nicca who does real things and only read Harry Potter to learn a bit about Europe from a non-Amerikkan perspective.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26515 on:** November 13, 2014, 05:15:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2014, 05:12:00 PM

Don't blame your manchild tendencies on me. I'm a real nicca who does real thing and only read Harry Potter to learn a bit about Europe from a non-Amerikkan perspective.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26516 on:** November 13, 2014, 05:17:00 PM »

Look you gave me the bug OK. I don't know where you got it, probably from some young girl given your recent cryptic posts, but you gave it to me. Its only shameful if you deny it.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #26517 on:** November 14, 2014, 01:06:50 AM »

Settlers of Catan kind of sucks. I rarely feel humiliation when losing, and never feel gratification when winning, and the last two games I've played have been drawn out affairs where everyone is just glad that it's over when someone actually wins.

T234 · « **Reply #26518 on:** November 14, 2014, 04:54:48 AM »

Play Catan with more interesting people. Problem solved.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #26519 on:** November 14, 2014, 05:43:40 AM »

See, that's that shit I don't like.
"Hey, this thing that inherently involves other people kind of irks me because it doesn't work the right way"
"Well, it would be good if you had the right people!"
Nah. Catan is wildly alienating. Seeing the brightest minds of my generation reduced to 'strategizing' has lead to two of the most boring nights I can recall in recent memory. Such are these the rare times where I wish I had actually busted out apples to apples :/

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4019706 times)