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« Reply #32700 on: February 06, 2019, 05:00:05 PM »
I really could spend all my days at the beach. Playing in the waves and laying out reading books. I don't require much at all.
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« Reply #32701 on: February 06, 2019, 06:47:06 PM »
. I don't require much at all.

Except dis deeeiiiiiiIIIICKKKKM
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« Reply #32702 on: February 06, 2019, 06:53:03 PM »
 :-[
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« Reply #32703 on: February 06, 2019, 07:02:26 PM »
When my life finally falls apart one of these days, I’ll scrape what I have left together and fly out to be a beach bum with you, filler

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« Reply #32704 on: February 07, 2019, 01:51:59 AM »
"Yes, Marcos is gay. Marcos is gay in San Francisco, black in South Africa, an Asian in Europe, a Chicano in San Ysidro, an anarchist in Spain, a Palestinian in Israel, a Mayan Indian in the streets of San Cristobal, a Jew in Germany, a Gypsy in Poland, a Mohawk in Quebec, a pacifist in Bosnia, a single woman on the subway at 10pm, a peasant without land, a gang member in the slums, an unemployed worker, an unhappy student and, of course, a Zapatista in the mountains. Marcos is all the exploited, marginalised, oppressed minorities resisting and saying 'Enough.' He is every minority who is now beginning to speak, and every majority that must shut up and listen. He is every untolerated group searching for a way to speak. Everything that makes power and the good consciences of those in power uncomfortable—this is Marcos."
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« Reply #32705 on: February 07, 2019, 11:05:55 AM »
Just had this phone call:

Her: Why did I call I you?  Hold on.
Me: .....
45 seconds later
Her: Yeah, uh...hang on.
Her: How do I...yeah, how do I look at someone's calendar without their permission.  I want to see when they have appointments.
Me: You don't.  You can't view someone's calendar unless they allow you to have access.
Her: Oh.  OK then.

:mindblown

Runner-up:

Her: (Sounds like she just woke up) Hiiiiii.....I just, like, got this text message?
Me: OK?
Her: It says something about access or like something?
Me: There was a problem earlier this morning about remote access.  It was already fixed so you can ignore it.  (That's what the second text said.)
Her: OK but like why did I like get this text?
Me: You signed up for them.  They're emergency alerts when major issues happen or your office is closed.
Her: Ohhhhhhhhokbye
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« Reply #32706 on: February 07, 2019, 10:04:42 PM »
I shit so many times today that I rubbed my asshole raw :(
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« Reply #32707 on: February 07, 2019, 10:06:57 PM »
yeah that's not fun

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« Reply #32708 on: February 07, 2019, 10:08:29 PM »
I ate a lot of delicious eyetalian food last night and it was really oily. I think it turned my intestines into a luge.
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« Reply #32709 on: February 07, 2019, 10:52:08 PM »
Ugh this bottle of wine is corked. Continue drinking? y/n
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« Reply #32710 on: February 08, 2019, 11:30:34 AM »
uncork it with your sphincter and then butt chug it
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« Reply #32711 on: February 08, 2019, 01:10:46 PM »
I was talking about this, you philistine: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cork_taint
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« Reply #32712 on: February 08, 2019, 01:13:32 PM »
Taint, sphincter what's the difference? :trumps

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« Reply #32713 on: February 08, 2019, 01:18:45 PM »
How would I even uncork it with my sphincter? Do you think there’s a wine key up there?
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« Reply #32714 on: February 08, 2019, 01:23:39 PM »
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« Reply #32715 on: February 08, 2019, 01:24:58 PM »
Are there versions of that without this much clothing? :drool

Asking for a friend.

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« Reply #32716 on: February 08, 2019, 01:26:11 PM »
This wasn’t anything carbonated.

Anyway, I drank it and it was gross. I was gagging after nearly every chug. I washed it down with a fifth of rum.
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« Reply #32717 on: February 08, 2019, 07:17:13 PM »
I just ate like 3 pounds of pasta. Ass is reloaded.
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« Reply #32718 on: February 08, 2019, 07:28:35 PM »
When it comes to Pasta, no matter how much I put on a plate, I will finish that plate.
Sometimes I prepared a pound of dry pasta and ate everything.

That was when I was younger though and my metabolism still existed.

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« Reply #32719 on: February 08, 2019, 07:37:52 PM »
The crash is hitting... someone come scrape me off the street.
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« Reply #32720 on: February 08, 2019, 08:38:01 PM »
Settling in for what is hopefully a snowed in weekend :hyper

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« Reply #32721 on: February 09, 2019, 12:56:46 AM »
I just ate like 3 pounds of pasta. Ass is reloaded.

On scale of fire hydrant to Mount St. Helens, where you at?
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« Reply #32722 on: February 09, 2019, 06:01:28 AM »
I've been listening to The Cult for the past few days and can't stop, send help  :fbm

THE DOGS LAY AT YOUR FEEEEEEEEET EEEDIE

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« Reply #32723 on: February 09, 2019, 06:01:55 PM »
Settling in for what is hopefully a snowed in weekend :hyper



Bought this for winter weather and happy to report it’s a tiny beast and super fun to drive in the snow

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« Reply #32724 on: February 09, 2019, 06:05:35 PM »
Ya, I live in the Mt Hood area

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« Reply #32725 on: February 10, 2019, 02:04:44 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/rolling.roman/
follow me biches

it’s kinda boring at the moment but my “personal” instagram is gonna get pretty wild soon.  :doge

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« Reply #32726 on: February 10, 2019, 03:39:38 AM »

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The purpose of the 12500 year old ruins at Gobekli Tepe were for a pre agricultural temple of DEATH.  Why do you think the stoneage people tried to bury it many many times and then about 10,000 years ago buried for good,,,,,IT WAS EVIL,
This looked like an empty location of uninhabited land for miles in all directions so why would they build it here???,,,,,TO HIDE the dirty deeds far from the sight of the good people of this time. But only beings capable of utilizing high technology to transport,carve and erect these massive stone structures in such a remote place could have been responsible because of the advanced methods needed to work these heavy and awkward stone materials with great care and accuracy.
        They say"it's a temple",,???,,,,,,What?,,,,,What's wrong with this picture???
 Gobekli Tepe was built  in the form of prison-like "pen enclosures" with no doors or windows found in any of the walls. There is no evidence of the thought of living or dinning quarters or any habitat support for the needs of visitors, worshippers or for that matter "The Workers"???,,,,no seating or viewing areas,,,,only the design of pure function. This place was definitely NOT built and settled by groups of thousands of hunter gatherer people to organise a "worship of the gods".,,,,But there is plenty of evidence this place was built for a pit of torture and human sacrifice TO THE GODS,,,,,,,,,by those very "fallen angel" Nephilim alien whatchers, the original ARCHONS of the Bible, the Book of Enoch, dead sea scrolls, Nag hamadi and Bruce Codecies and this very subject has been written about extensivelly by many comparative mythologists,Gnostic and Mystery School/Pagan rites investigators like  John Lash, Mircea Eliade, Graham Hancock, Michael Tsarion, GRS Mead, William Henry, Mark Passio, The Red Ice podcast, Gnostic Media and for the fiction lovers the Gnostic writer Philip K. Dicks' books on archon, alien human interferance and there are many more sources of info on this problem of Archontic intrusion and the human condition. 
            The cuelty of GTs' design is evil enough but then we find even more evidence of it's Archontic purpose as there are all the horrific carvings of preditors,  bugs, reptiles/snakes, headless human reliefs everywhere and the piles of bones found throughout  that really evoke an angry desire to reveal these Archons into the light and tell the true story of the evil purpose of this place.  So many bones were found that they initially thought it was some type of ancient burial mound,,,, But dead bodies don't require enclosures of high walled pens and giant headless pillars. All the enclosure pens contain 12 or more pillars covered in stylized vicious looking animals, carved and relief, looking downward as if to add a persuasive fright to the minds of the humans to keep them down in the pits,
             Then there are the little grey stone statues found within the site that have the same size, shape and look of the little grey aliens themselves,,,,BUT,,,,,they are deceptively kept in a seperate location at the local museum because it would be too obviouse a clue as to what was really going on if they left them standing at the site for all to see. ALL  these are TELL-TALE signs that these were all pens to keep live humans in, AND all these video guys seem to be helping to cover it up because once you've been there you get a creepy feeling that it's inherently evil as one investigatoractualy told me,,,,,SO,,,,,,unless you are one of the unfortunate people of whom, historically have had all the natural human intuitive ability bred out of "you and your particular bloodline" by the methodic erradication of the more spiritualy inclined (ie the historic inquisition clensing type burning and hanging of all the so called "heritic" pagan and wiccan practitioners) as part of this ever continuing archontic death/ enslavement and domination of the human race.  .
      So the story is out and it is compleately evident that this place was designed and built for human sacrifice and consumption by hungry starved and predatory animals as evidenced by the many carved depictions of such throughout the whole of the interior pens. And in each pen there are two giant  inner pillars (resembling crucifix crosses) that have carved likeness of  headless humans all over their surface,,,,,,,,,,,, most likely a representation of human decapitation???. So it's likely The multi tonn massive central pillars were used for racks where humans (maybe even "men and their women"?) were bound facing each other to witness the others sacraficial horror,,,,,ALL for the archontic exploitation of humanity by the extraction of blood, life, and the much valued and coveted, "human emotion of fear".
         Just as today, these Archons and their human proxies are still deceptively practicing this in a much much broader yet very covert way,,,,,,BUT,,,,,today they're using world wars and mass genocide, Here the tell-tale sign IS that the Archon proxies (international banksters) always finnance both sides of every major conflict ,,,, AND ,,, the covert use of false-flag, hegelian dialectic and divide and conquer scams are their "business as usual" activities.
   Wake-up people,,,,,,,,This is ALL strong evidence of ancient and continued archontic harvesting of the precious life, blood and energy from human victims for alien consumption,,our loved ones could be next,,,,  Hey they're just doing what we do to our farm animals,,,,Only we only harvest the flesh and do it humainly (try to)
So therefore , you could say, quite ironically- that the Human Sheeple were there at Gobekli Tepe to provide the ORIGINAL agricultural products of the stone age,,,,,TO their MASTERS,,the Archons,,,,,,,,,,lets stop them now!!!!!!.
 
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32727 on: February 12, 2019, 09:25:01 AM »
Sir, this is a Burger King.
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« Reply #32728 on: February 12, 2019, 12:43:49 PM »
Not sure when I became a senior member, I'd like to thank all the tweets and porn I've reposted

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« Reply #32729 on: February 12, 2019, 02:41:02 PM »
You become a senior member by not posting in the other forums thread for 2 consecutive weeks.  :doge
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« Reply #32730 on: February 15, 2019, 10:45:46 AM »
Me: (to coworker) “so where’s the new job at?”
Coworker: “Tampa, Fl”
Me: “oh it will be nice to get away from these cold ass winters”
My mind: “don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.”
Me: (silently) “I hear there’s a lot of good glory holes there”

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« Reply #32731 on: February 15, 2019, 05:51:58 PM »
I’m judging this solely on the number of glory hole videos that seem to come from Tampa.

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« Reply #32732 on: February 16, 2019, 12:13:20 AM »
You know want makes my dick hard? An Instagram influencer liking my zero follower anonymous instagram account post. Maybe its the content, maybe its an automated script.
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« Reply #32733 on: February 17, 2019, 10:40:58 PM »
The clutch cable on my Mustang snapped on Friday. So I went through the seventh level of hell that is fucking around with Fords self adjusting clutch setup. I eventually tossed the plastic piece of shit OEM quadrant and replaced it with a steel one along with a heavy duty cable. So much better. Now for the alternator. That should be a breeze.
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« Reply #32734 on: February 18, 2019, 01:40:38 AM »
my likefarming day might be over. time to hang'em up, just don't got it in me no mo, brehs  :mjcry
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« Reply #32735 on: February 18, 2019, 03:57:43 AM »
seem like just the other day likes were rolling in like a palotero  :playa

the like economy was great again  :trumps

trickle down likeanomics always screw the working class  :-\
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« Reply #32736 on: February 18, 2019, 04:42:00 AM »
filler, I will never stop liking you  8)

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« Reply #32737 on: February 18, 2019, 09:15:09 AM »
my likefarming day might be over. time to hang'em up, just don't got it in me no mo, brehs  :mjcry

Man, I was just watching highlights of filler liking 37 posts with the flu in Game 5 of the Like Finals.
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« Reply #32738 on: February 18, 2019, 11:31:06 PM »
possible we'll get 6 inches of snow overnight. fingers crossed that it happens and i can spend all day playing video games tomorrow :doge

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« Reply #32739 on: February 19, 2019, 12:27:06 AM »
possible we'll get 6 inches of snow overnight. fingers crossed that it happens and i can spend all day playing video games tomorrow :doge
I know lots of people that got 6 inches overnight  :shaq

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« Reply #32740 on: February 19, 2019, 09:18:21 AM »
work closed 8)

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« Reply #32741 on: February 19, 2019, 10:36:18 AM »
butthole open 8)
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« Reply #32742 on: February 19, 2019, 01:07:40 PM »
Burn one for me, fam

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« Reply #32743 on: February 19, 2019, 02:44:10 PM »
butthole open 8)
I don't remember logging in to your account and making this post  :doge
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« Reply #32744 on: February 19, 2019, 03:50:20 PM »
Took a half day, now I can burn one for myself :rejoice

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« Reply #32745 on: February 19, 2019, 03:50:28 PM »
I do remember logging in and liking your post  :-[
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« Reply #32746 on: February 19, 2019, 03:50:57 PM »
Took a half day, now I can burn one for myself :rejoice
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« Reply #32747 on: February 19, 2019, 03:51:17 PM »
butthole open 8)
I don't remember logging in to your account and making this post  :doge
I don't remember logging in to your account and making this post. :doge

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32748 on: February 20, 2019, 09:22:41 PM »
New carving - will probably do some clean up on it still


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« Reply #32749 on: February 21, 2019, 12:21:41 AM »
patricia aquette in boyhood  :noah such a hot milf  :lawd

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« Reply #32750 on: February 21, 2019, 12:57:16 AM »
it's hella snowing right now in my part of Vegas. I looked out my window and was like wat

My windshield was iced up the other morning and I was like ??? what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit.

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« Reply #32751 on: February 21, 2019, 01:15:07 AM »
My neighbor brought out a jug of water and poured it on his. I'm not sure if it was actually hot water or not. :lol

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« Reply #32752 on: February 21, 2019, 01:51:33 AM »
Ever has sex so nasty your whole apartment smells like bacon grease?

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« Reply #32753 on: February 21, 2019, 02:38:36 AM »
Not personal experience, asking for a friend  :trumps

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« Reply #32754 on: February 21, 2019, 09:28:24 AM »
Ever has sex so nasty your whole apartment smells like bacon grease?

So what's the catch?
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« Reply #32755 on: February 21, 2019, 05:17:45 PM »


Easiest alternator position ever. And the engine code went bye bye as soon as I turned it on.
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« Reply #32756 on: February 21, 2019, 11:20:08 PM »
Big album of my carving as I did it.  https://imgur.com/a/JgDmxTG  and video of the final thing 

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« Reply #32757 on: February 22, 2019, 01:51:33 AM »
Words don't die. Not like weak pathetic wolves.

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« Reply #32758 on: February 22, 2019, 02:45:02 AM »
Was looking a bit into something about Tolstoy and got reading about all the times the poor guy was thought to be on his deathbed. Like every third month for his last decade everyone thought he was going to die from TB, from malaria, from pneumonia a bunch of times, and so on, dude wrote like 25 "final letters", had all the fancy nobles stop by to see him and shit just to wind up recovering until the next time.

And yet Rasputin is the supposed death escape artist from that period in Russia.

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« Reply #32759 on: February 22, 2019, 11:18:42 AM »
I made meatballs with beer tomatosauce and threw it on some spaghetti.