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« Reply #33060 on: March 08, 2019, 06:37:49 PM »
tom n jerry
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« Reply #33061 on: March 08, 2019, 06:40:59 PM »
tom n jerry

I know that  ::) I meant when was Tom all up on them boobies
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« Reply #33062 on: March 08, 2019, 07:02:44 PM »
duckduckgo is a good replacement for google, but there needs to be a report/block button for image searching. I searched for "gadget sucking dick" and pictures of little kids mixed in with other random crap  :(

I need my weirdo searches sanitized

Inspector Gadget or Rescue Rangers Gadget?

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« Reply #33063 on: March 08, 2019, 07:28:13 PM »
well now the little kid pics make sense :kobeyuck

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« Reply #33064 on: March 08, 2019, 08:10:52 PM »
duckduckgo is a good replacement for google, but there needs to be a report/block button for image searching. I searched for "gadget sucking dick" and pictures of little kids mixed in with other random crap  :(

I need my weirdo searches sanitized

Inspector Gadget or Rescue Rangers Gadget?
rescue rangers  :'(
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« Reply #33065 on: March 08, 2019, 08:26:41 PM »
I have suddenly lost all interest.

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« Reply #33066 on: March 08, 2019, 09:11:45 PM »
i have suddenly gained interest
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« Reply #33067 on: March 08, 2019, 11:56:05 PM »
I was creeping a person’s IG page like an hour ago, someone who I’ve never interacted with before, and then they just happened to like one of my pics; how does that happen?? I double checked to see if I maybe liked something on their page first but I didn’t. This is a semi-famous person locally with 7K followers. I’m a little freaked out rn.

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« Reply #33068 on: March 09, 2019, 12:02:55 AM »
Maybe they are also stalking you.
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« Reply #33069 on: March 09, 2019, 12:13:00 AM »

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« Reply #33070 on: March 09, 2019, 05:47:18 AM »
Why is there a million stickied threads  >:(

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« Reply #33071 on: March 09, 2019, 09:03:00 PM »
the people who believe in the development and protection of a Jewish nation have won  :fbm
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« Reply #33072 on: March 09, 2019, 09:52:27 PM »
the people who believe in the development and protection of a Jewish nation have won  :fbm

shut up
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« Reply #33073 on: March 09, 2019, 09:59:23 PM »
Caught Captain Marvel and the woman at the concession stand straight up looked like a short Emmy Rossum



I was like :ryker as she called me up

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« Reply #33074 on: March 09, 2019, 10:42:32 PM »
the people who believe in the development and protection of a Jewish nation have won  :fbm

shut up
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« Reply #33075 on: March 10, 2019, 12:08:08 AM »
Caught Captain Marvel and the woman at the concession stand straight up looked like a short Emmy Rossum



I was like :ryker as she called me up
How did you feel when she sent you away?
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« Reply #33076 on: March 10, 2019, 12:13:17 AM »
Caught Captain Marvel and the woman at the concession stand straight up looked like a short Emmy Rossum



I was like :ryker as she called me up
How did you feel when she sent you away?

Indifferent and yet affected now

She kept looking at me and me at her as I was in line. I smiled and said hi and she responded in kind. i walked away to the theater as I would any encounter as this. But I keep thinking about it.
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« Reply #33077 on: March 10, 2019, 12:16:37 AM »
she was probably looking at the handsome tall guy directly behind you

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« Reply #33078 on: March 10, 2019, 12:21:22 AM »
That was literally my mindset but I was the only person standing there in my pristine white newly bought akira t-shirt , chest out looking left to right for the next cashier.

I almost handed her my credit card. Was going to make a comment about how I keep handing my card out despite card readers. A good ice breaker to cashiers but she was so  disruptive to me I just fucking held back.
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« Reply #33079 on: March 10, 2019, 12:22:49 AM »
post selfy in akira tshirt, pls
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« Reply #33080 on: March 10, 2019, 12:29:31 AM »


From two months ago
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« Reply #33081 on: March 10, 2019, 12:31:08 AM »
on a school bus  :rash
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« Reply #33082 on: March 10, 2019, 12:33:49 AM »
Kids are not the future I'll say that much
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« Reply #33083 on: March 10, 2019, 12:35:31 AM »
not after you get done with them, Daddy  :-*
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« Reply #33084 on: March 10, 2019, 12:37:00 AM »
I am ejecting myself from this you MONSTER lmao
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« Reply #33085 on: March 10, 2019, 06:07:15 PM »
Reading the posts from the past week has been fun. :lol
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« Reply #33086 on: March 10, 2019, 07:43:27 PM »
Was it though?  :cat

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« Reply #33087 on: March 13, 2019, 02:56:51 PM »
Work time fun:

Someone just sent me an Office 365 link.
OK.
....
....
Well, how do I access it?
....
You click on the link.

I don't have a link.  Where is it?
Uh...in the email you received?
I don't have an email.  That's what I'm saying.  They said that they sent a link, so how do I access it?
It would come in an email message to you.
But I don't have an email, like I just said.
Right, so you never received the link from them.
OK, so that explains why they were asking if I received it or not.
:what

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(This particular person is super, super annoying and usually calls about problems relating to a mailbox, which has become so bloated and massive in size that it just doesn't function well and is slow as hell)

Hiii.  You guys started spamming our mailbox weeth lotsa messages.  Can you come and seeee?
Those are being automatically-generated by [our file-sharing system].  They're not actually coming from us.

But it has you guys' name.  Seeeee?  Help Desk. 
Right...but they are being generated automatically and that address is just for the notifications.  We're not doing anything.
Welllll who eeeees?
Looks like all of the messages are being created when [email address] adds documents to the workspace. 
Wellll can yooooou tell her to stop!?
There may be a reason why this is happening.  I--
Nooooo they shouldn't be th--
--I will reach out and find out what's going on.

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After hanging up, annoying user then calls right back to complain about something else in the mailbox, before I have chance to do anything about the first problem, which was resolved after finding out that the other user was uploading files and CC'ing that mailbox for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
:mindblown

Annoying user also called later on to complain about how slow the big, bloated mailbox was.  My co-worker got this call and ran down the same list of why this is, what to try, blah blah blah etc. etc. that annoying user is always told and ends the call.  Literally right after this, annoying user calls again, gets the other co-worker in the office, and proceeds to complain about the exact same thing.  I see him roll his eyes and start saying "LIKE WE LITERALLY *JUST* TOLD YOU..." as I was walking out of the room.  :lol
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« Reply #33088 on: March 13, 2019, 06:23:37 PM »
Was at the gym today talking with one of the women lifters when some dude walked by her, put his hand on her trap, near her neck, and gave it a little squeeze. The look on her face which he did not see due to being behind her, yet I was center stage for, was a quick mixture of surprise and then disgust. I cringed internally. Dudes tend to get all apeish too when talking with other women. Another time when I was talking about squat form with another woman lifter the dude in the rack near us started clapping really loudly and whoo'ing like Ric Flair, seemingly, to hype himself up. Dude was straight quiet before and after. He was also talking with her earlier. Some goofy territorial shit.
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« Reply #33089 on: March 13, 2019, 07:22:51 PM »
some dude walked by her, put his hand on her trap, near her neck, and gave it a little squeeze.

Didn't know you went to the same gym as MMarsu

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« Reply #33090 on: March 13, 2019, 07:32:20 PM »
some dude walked by her, put his hand on her trap, near her neck, and gave it a little squeeze.

Didn't know you went to the same gym as MMarsu

I'm assuming thats the exact expression that poor Tinder woman gave when he brought up his choke a bitch proclivities
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« Reply #33091 on: March 14, 2019, 04:10:26 AM »
bought a console table. home decor is awesome.
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« Reply #33092 on: March 15, 2019, 09:08:08 AM »
From yesterday:

Thank you for call--

I KEEP GETTING THESE STUPID PASSWORD PROMPTS IN EVERYTHING AND I CAN'T WORK!!!!  I *KNEW* I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT STUPID WINDOWS UPDATE THAT YOU GUYS TOLD US TO DO!!!!  THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!   :maf :maf :maf

Let me check your account.  OK, I see that there's locks coming from--

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!  FIX IT NOW!!!  STUPID WINDOWS UPDATES!!  I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! :punch

--OK.  I'm trying to get you back working as quickly as I can.  The lockouts have nothing to do with the Windows update that just happened.

THEN WHY DID IT JUST HAPPEN?!?!?!?!   :maf

The lockouts are coming from your phone. 

WHAT?!?!

I can see which server(s) the locks are coming from.  They're all coming from a mobile device.

THEN WHY AM I BEING ASKED TO ENTER MY PASSWORD INTO WINDOWS (note- no such prompt) AND SKYPE AND MY OUTLOOK?!?!? :smug

Because something on your phone is repeatedly trying to access the firm network, failed, and has locked you out.  That makes other applications prompt you too.  I've already unlocked your account.  Let me connect to your PC and check a few things.  While I'm doing that, can I ask you to try re-entering your firm network password into your phone?  Do you know where to do this?

OF *COURSE* I DO.   ::)  I WILL DO THIS RIGHT NOW.  >:(

I go on her PC and start clearing out some credential stuff and check to see if any prompts are still going to happen.  Her tone then suddenly changes-

How do I enter my password into my phone?   :-[

 :doge  Go to Settings > Accounts and Passwords and it should be under there.

Oh...OK.  It's re-entered.  (Much calmer now)

Can I ask you to log onto [application] here on your PC?  All right, it took your credentials and I see there's no further locks.  Everything should be good now.

Thank you so much!~  :-*

 :sheik

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From this morning:

Hey, I've got these software update notifications on my screen.  They keep popping up.  Do I need them?

Let me check them for you.  Ah, OK- it says that both of them have been installed already.

Then why do I keep getting this update pop-up??

There's a big Windows update that you need to install.   But you don't want to do that, unless you have time, because it can take up to an hour and a half to go through.

How was I supposed to know that?

From the prompt here.  (Note- numerous emails also went out.)

But you had to click on this other section here to see that.  Why isn't it telling me this!?

Uh...it is telling you.  That's why you keep getting these notification prompts.

But how do I know where to click!?

 :wtf  You just click on the prompt when it pops up, or you go into your system tray and click on the icon here.

But how do I know where the Windows update is?!

You click on where it says "OPERATING SYSTEMS."   :doge  Then you click on "Windows Update" and click "INSTALL."  (Note- nothing else is displayed here.)

But why does it not tell me this?

:dead

It has been telling you this.  That's why you keep getting this prompt.

But how do I know where to go to this?  It should be automatic!

:wtf

This has been prompting everyone for a few weeks now.  You just need to run it when you have the chance.

But why is not automatic!?

Because the update is pretty big and takes an hour to an hour and a half to install.  You can't do anything while it's going on.

But how do I know when it runs?

:what

You can just give us a call when you have the time and we'll be glad to go ahead and run this for you.

Oh, OK.  But when should I call?

Whenever you have time to leave your computer to have this run.

Oh, OK.  I'll do that, then.

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« Reply #33093 on: March 16, 2019, 12:31:50 PM »
Now imagine having to teach it to your mom. :goty2

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« Reply #33094 on: March 16, 2019, 12:51:07 PM »
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« Reply #33095 on: March 16, 2019, 05:51:26 PM »
I decided for some reason to try exfoliating socks. I think it was monday when I used them and now the skin on my feet is starting to peel. I have a feeling the next few days will be pretty nasty  :holeup

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« Reply #33096 on: March 16, 2019, 05:52:32 PM »
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« Reply #33097 on: March 17, 2019, 11:48:56 AM »
Heard a truck stop outside a moment ago, followed by a big THUD.  Looked out the window and watched the postman take out one huge box and just throw it on the ground.  He then picks it up and sort of "rolls" it along the ground, making big THUD noises each time he turns it, then he kind of slams it up against a neighbor's door hard.  He goes back into the truck and gets another equally-large box and proceeds to do the same thing.

Pretty sure these were pieces of furniture and the boxes were too thin to have any kind of padding, so he probably fucked something up.  I don't like the people who got this stuff, though, so fuck 'em.  :doge
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« Reply #33098 on: March 17, 2019, 02:48:21 PM »
Damn Windows Updates, fuck you bork.
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« Reply #33099 on: March 17, 2019, 04:42:57 PM »
I don't like the people who got this stuff, though, so fuck 'em.  :doge

See, this is why you have delivery issues 90% of the time.

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« Reply #33100 on: March 17, 2019, 09:58:26 PM »
So you got 'Us' and 'Sekiro' releasing this upcoming week. Some fine forms of escapism comin up.
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« Reply #33101 on: March 18, 2019, 03:48:17 AM »
I love the whole cast of thebore.com  :trumps


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« Reply #33102 on: March 18, 2019, 06:47:45 AM »
These feet, man. All the skin, it's all coming off.. I can't be without socks, even when I sleep, or this shit would be everywhere. Big ass chunks of skin just peeling right off


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« Reply #33103 on: March 18, 2019, 08:36:31 AM »
:what :holeup :crazy

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« Reply #33104 on: March 18, 2019, 11:28:36 AM »
These feet, man. All the skin, it's all coming off.. I can't be without socks, even when I sleep, or this shit would be everywhere. Big ass chunks of skin just peeling right off

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« Reply #33105 on: March 18, 2019, 01:44:08 PM »
But I want feet that are as soft as a baby's butt! Don't kinkshamejudge me :maf

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« Reply #33106 on: March 18, 2019, 05:04:16 PM »
Pumice 👍

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« Reply #33107 on: March 18, 2019, 05:27:57 PM »
I bought one of those rechargable foot callus removers for my hands a couple of months ago, it is a game changer. My hands get all torn up after deadlifts and after I file them down they are like new again. But it's meant for feet, I highly recommend it, it's like $12.

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« Reply #33108 on: March 18, 2019, 05:40:03 PM »
You girls do clay masks too?
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« Reply #33109 on: March 18, 2019, 05:42:11 PM »
...You know, I do have pretty large pores. :larry

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« Reply #33110 on: March 18, 2019, 05:45:05 PM »
Clay masks? Hell no!

Sometimes those cute lil Korean ones tho if wifey is doin one  :-[

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« Reply #33111 on: March 18, 2019, 05:45:36 PM »
I only recently adopted moisturizer because I suddenly developed eczema. Everything else is just metrosexual nonsense.
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« Reply #33112 on: March 18, 2019, 05:47:44 PM »
Eczema progression:

Moisturizer

Hydrocortisone cream

Ordering elomet of dodgy Asian online markets

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« Reply #33113 on: March 18, 2019, 05:57:45 PM »
I only recently adopted moisturizer because I suddenly developed eczema. Everything else is just metrosexual nonsense.

eczema is a bitch. I think I have very slight eczema that flares up when my hands get wet too often. Which happens a lot when I work in the kitchen cause I have to be constantly washing them.

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« Reply #33114 on: March 18, 2019, 06:01:04 PM »
I never had any eczema growing up and then suddenly a couple of months ago I started getting these itchy rashes on my face when I showered. A few weeks later it's flake city all over my mouth, my eyelids... moisturizer + an occlusive totally fixed the damage but I'm still fighting the dryness everyday. I think it's stress. And going through two bottles of wine a week. And drinking three cups of coffee a day. And not sleeping. ...hmm.
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« Reply #33115 on: March 18, 2019, 06:25:59 PM »
my sister had really bad eczema growing up. It was mostly her left hand, I remember it all being cracked and scaly. When we came to US she got better treatment and is good now, but she has to take showers no longer than 5 min. I didn't have anything until far in my adulthood. I also developed a crustacean allergy in my adulthood from cleaning raw shrimp.

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« Reply #33116 on: March 19, 2019, 12:40:57 PM »
Unconsciously decided to wear a gilet over a polo shirt and walked out the door. This is troubling as it's basically the Asian dad outfit. I can only attribute this to my 29th birthday coming up 👴🏾
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« Reply #33117 on: March 19, 2019, 12:43:04 PM »
post pics of the outfit and have nudrmac review it

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« Reply #33118 on: March 19, 2019, 12:54:02 PM »
I was picturing a red polo, but pretty close overall

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« Reply #33119 on: March 19, 2019, 12:58:02 PM »
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