Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Raist]

Hi friends.

Sorry for being MIA for 2 months, if noticed. Haven't had the greatest time lately.
Just trying to work on myself while keeping my irl shit together.

How are you all?

Same shit, different day, pretty much.

Hope things will work out for you!

[VomKriege]

Hi friends.

Sorry for being MIA for 2 months, if noticed. Haven't had the greatest time lately.
Just trying to work on myself while keeping my irl shit together.

How are you all?

Aren't we all ? Best and welcome back.

[HardcoreRetro]

keeping my irl shit together.

Eating more fibers'll help with that.

[skullstorm]

[Valkyrie]

If you haven’t retired from the internet by the time you hit 30, you’re stuck forever.

[Rufus]

Can confirm, so far.

[skullstorm]

The interweb is actually always dragging Antoni for his apparent lack in cooking skills. Compared to the original show's food guy he really doesn't set the bar that high when it comes to the dishes he shows the people to make, it's often very dumbed down.

I think he's there mostly for the eye candy 

[skullstorm]

Goddammit is this my third time today with a top of page post 

[CatsCatsCats]

If you haven’t retired from the internet by the time you hit 30, you’re stuck forever.

fuuuuu

[team filler]

if you haven't retired from thebore.com by 30, you're gay af 

[OnlyRegret]

I've come around to thinking we should slowly ban processed grain and require rice and wheat to be sold whole grain. Everyone around me is walking into a lifetime of chronic diseases and it's only getting worse.

white bread is a menace, bread of colour is good tho

[Valkyrie]

if you haven't retired from thebore.com by 30, you're gay af 

Well I mean, I am pretty gay. Too bad you guys scared away all the females around here.

[agrajag]

shots fired

[skullstorm]

if you haven't retired from thebore.com by 30, you're gay af 

Well I mean, I am pretty gay. Too bad you guys scared away all the females around here.

I see you've never crossed paths with Anti-Monitor, maybe you should rethink the whole "never stepping foot in the shit thread" thing

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Already shipping this

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Also, 

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[Nintex]

Can't scare them away if you never let them in 

[BIONIC]

if you haven't retired from thebore.com by 30, you're gay af 

Well I mean, I am pretty gay. Too bad you guys scared away all the females around here.

My wife shows up once a month or so.

Maybe you should let her out the dungeon more often.

[team filler]

if you haven't retired from thebore.com by 30, you're gay af 

Well I mean, I am pretty gay. Too bad you guys scared away all the females around here.

[VomKriege]

if you haven't retired from thebore.com by 30, you're gay af 

Well I mean, I am pretty gay. Too bad you guys scared away all the females around here.

Fee... males ? 

[VomKriege]

Time to get some comfort fried pig's intestines and Lo Bak Go.

[EightBitNate]

Eid Mubarak brozzers

[kingv]

Let’s get on discord and watch bible black and do knife hits during our lunch hour.

[bork]

Got a call at work today from an outside line:

Him: I work for [Company]- we're right down the street from you guys.

Me: How can I help you?

Him: I'm the postmaster/webmaster there.  One of the people here has been trying to email someone in your firm but it keeps getting rejected.  Maybe you guys are blocking us.

Me: OK, would you be able to forward the bounceback?

Him: No- I don't have anything to give you.  The guy who keeps getting rejections has been trying to email you guys for a month and is pretty upset about it now.  He doesn't want to give me any information.

Me:

Me: Uh...?

Him: Yeah.    I don't have anything for you.  I understand exactly what you mean but he doesn't get it.

Me: I'm not really sure how I can help you here then...?  I can check to see if anything from your company reached our email server if that helped.  Let me see...uh...nope.  Nothing over the past month and a half.  I'm sorry, but I can't really do anything for you without information.  If you can get something from the guy, please send it us at [email] and we can check into it for you.

Him: OK, I'll see what I can do.  Thanks for your help.

 

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https://www.belgianchesshistory.be/cipc-101-boyz-ii-men-motownphilly/

The guy in the Juventus jersey has just left what is either his breakfast or a coiled-up python to spread the word of the alleged return or the Motownphilly.

[Great Rumbler]

Put new shocks on the front wheels of my 18-year-old car and now it's like I'm driving a brand new car. 

[Nintex]

Looking into getting a new (used) car later in the year or the start of next year, we have two vehicles that combined look like they'd get barely $1000 for trade in value combined

Looking for something in the $5-9k range that doesn't have 100fucking000 miles on it and coming up with very little.

Get a Mitsubishi or Mazda Sedan. Those are built like tanks, even with some miles in their history you will still find great value there.
Although it is better to aim for 50k-75k than 100k.

[nachobro]

Look at former rental cars as well. They'll have a decent amount of miles on them but they'll have been maintained very well. Enterprise has dealerships in most cities.

[BisMarckie]

I had a dream about going on vacation with shosta. I need a break from this forum.

[BisMarckie]

Come to think of it, dreaming about leaving your wife and kids behind to be with a young cool young dude must be what nudemac is dreaming of every night.

[skullstorm]

I once had a dream where Dufus got that one popular Gaf chick's (trabpukcip) phone number and everyone was jealous.

How fucking deep in my memory did my brain have to dig to conjure up some Gaf poster from years ago who probably never even posted on Era 

[EightBitNate]

Is Assimilate okay

Oh is he banned or something? Just learning this now.

[team filler]

 

[naff]

  

Tbf, would be interesting to know if he's been mowed down by liberal truckers yet

[Great Rumbler]

Is Assimilate okay

Oh is he banned or something? Just learning this now.

Currently serving a thousand-year stint in the phantom zone.

[Great Rumbler]

Unban him, he probably won't come back anyways.

Whynot?

Because I don't want to.

[OnlyRegret]

Creepy Stalker is forgotten
 

[agrajag]

found assy's assailant

https://twitter.com/Joshua4Congress

Personal account of Joshua Collins,
truck driver running 4 Congress in WA CD-10!
People first, no exceptions.
He/him.

[naff]

At least etoilet was funny sometimes. Assimilate had sub nintex levels of cognition.

"I don't lose arguments. I lose patience. The argument rarely exists and only briefly exists when it does."  - etoilet *micdrop* 

Very. Funny.

Name one funny thing assi said. All i remember is he was scared of lieberal truckers and bolsonaro was going to protect him.

[mormapope]

Anyone ever jerk off so hard you get a migraine headache, complete with an aura of zigzag shapes that are animated?

Don't bust yo nut too hard, you might blow your brain load.

[toku]

That's Jesus' way of telling you he doesn't want you spilling seed outside of procreation bro!

[chronovore]

We not only need a new title for this thread, it needs a new originator. It's so weird that we've got any trace of DarkShake3000 on the front page.

Why not HoF this bad bitch, and start a new Random Talk, a Yum! Brands Affiliate Thread?

[Great Rumbler]

nah

[Rufus]

What was in the OP before the edit?

[bork]

What was in the OP before the edit?

Nothing.  The subject was "New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!"

[bork]

We not only need a new title for this thread, it needs a new originator. It's so weird that we've got any trace of DarkShake3000 on the front page.

Why not HoF this bad bitch, and start a new Random Talk, a Yum! Brands Affiliate Thread?

Yeah, I agree--

nah

[Madrun Badrun]

Playing Hollow Knight again because I don't think I got the true ending last time - this is the best metroidvania game. 

[toku]

I need to give it another shot. Never got over how the jump felt.

[Madrun Badrun]

Best jump feel;  You're like a feather in a still night's air. 

[Brehvolution]

Name one funny thing assi said. All i remember is he was scared of lieberal truckers and bolsonaro was going to protect him.

Now he's abducted by bolsonaro's conservative forest fire starters.  Funny how things work out.

Hit by a truck or die in a fire. Assi chose to DIAF to own the libs.

[Momo]

been thinking and I cant decide what my favorite bore meta game is, so i thought i'd ask you all

- accusing benji of being a spook
- confirming pedophiles and dennis exist
- pretending to like taco bell
- being fake gay
- calling bork by the usename bork no matter what he changes it to
- other

[Great Rumbler]

My love of Taco Bell is anything but pretend, pal.

[Momo]

My love of Taco Bell is anything but pretend, pal.

[agrajag]

it was a big mistake trying to go to the Popeyes drive through late at  night to hunt for the elusive chicken sandwich only to find out they were out and dejectedly ordering the boneless wing and now my ass is on fire. Why do they make their breading so damn spicy?

[Brehvolution]

Eating a spicy chicken sandwich from Popeye's right now.

[agrajag]

Eating a spicy chicken sandwich from Popeye's right now.

I hate you.

[nachobro]

your butthole probably couldn't handle it

[Raist]

We not only need a new title for this thread, it needs a new originator. It's so weird that we've got any trace of DarkShake3000 on the front page.

Why not HoF this bad bitch, and start a new Random Talk, a Yum! Brands Affiliate Thread?

Yeah, I agree--

nah

The only way to settle this is a mod fistfight. To the death.

[Momo]

We not only need a new title for this thread, it needs a new originator. It's so weird that we've got any trace of DarkShake3000 on the front page.

Why not HoF this bad bitch, and start a new Random Talk, a Yum! Brands Affiliate Thread?

Yeah, I agree--

nah

The only way to settle this is a mod fistfight. To the death.

they both have the power of anime on their side though, this battle could last all eternity

[VomKriege]

I'm back into Backgammon on my phone (who needs a PS4 anyway amirite ?) and even paid for it (my experience with the best free alternative wasn't too good, shitty ads and moreover the app crashed frequently). I'll see if I keep at it, maybe I'll buy a decent board and play at my local bar (probably not). Could always go online too (app supports it) but not before having a ton of practice. Hardest part of the game IMO is using the "double or quit" cube at the right time though.

Edit :
App is BackgammonNJ by the way. Allows offline/CPU play, Online, dice rolls are transparent and it keeps your stats (including overall). Doesn't seem to be a hog on the battery either.
The free app generally considered the best but had issues with is Backgammon XG.

[agrajag]

Playing Hollow Knight again because I don't think I got the true ending last time - this is the best metroidvania game.

really looking forward to the Hornet game

[Momo]

the faking being gay thing needs updating since like half the forum has sucked a hog at this point

everyone's going to pretend to be straight