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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35520 on: April 23, 2022, 01:35:27 AM »
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« Reply #35521 on: April 23, 2022, 08:34:48 AM »
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35522 on: April 23, 2022, 10:26:28 AM »
I expect the same.

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« Reply #35523 on: April 29, 2022, 04:18:17 AM »
Seeing Rage Against The Machine with a friend in september in Belgium!!! Im pumped  8) 8) 8)
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« Reply #35524 on: May 03, 2022, 10:30:31 PM »
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« Reply #35525 on: May 03, 2022, 11:03:04 PM »
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35526 on: May 08, 2022, 02:42:51 PM »
A very loud woman at the store was telling her companion about how "a lot of people are getting into Facebook these days."

Don't know, sounds like it could be something big. Will have to keep a look out.

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« Reply #35527 on: May 09, 2022, 09:31:40 PM »
Had surgery today. Still sore & bleeding :/

Least they could’ve done is give me some nice drugs for a few days lol

Boring old American Health System where they charge you an arm and a leg and you don’t even get to get high  :doge

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35528 on: May 10, 2022, 05:57:50 PM »
I overcooked my turkey :(  6.3kg for 18$, was such a steal.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35529 on: May 10, 2022, 07:55:03 PM »
Make soup instead, and use the drippings and pan fond.

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« Reply #35530 on: May 10, 2022, 08:01:45 PM »
Ya, I was going to make half of it soup anyways, so it's not a total loss.  Just disappointed.  I forgot to wrap it in tin foil beforehand. 

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35531 on: May 12, 2022, 11:09:38 AM »
My next-door neighbor died.  Fire and medical are here.  There had been a smell the last few days but I thought he was just away and left the garbage. 

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« Reply #35532 on: May 12, 2022, 11:12:21 AM »
My next-door neighbor died.  Fire and medical are here.  There had been a smell the last few days but I thought he was just away and left the garbage. 

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« Reply #35533 on: May 12, 2022, 04:15:53 PM »
I'm feeling pretty guilty that I didn't contact the landlord about the smell.  I really didn't think that's how a dead person would smell.  Like it wouldn't have changed anything but it feels like something I should have been proactive about.  No one can find contact info for his sister or his work, and his parents died last year.  I would say he was late 30's early 40's.  Such a horrible situation. 

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« Reply #35534 on: May 12, 2022, 04:57:12 PM »
That's terrible, but don't blame yourself for not noticing. Especially if its something you don't expect like someone dying that young.
It's not like many of us know what the stench of a dead body smells like.

In my case someone was murdered by her ex next door and I didn't hear a peep (including the police and ambulances with sirens wailing) because I went to bed early that night.  :doge
I found out a day later when a co-worker texted a picture of my front door he had seen in the news. Another neighbour gave me the details about the terrible screams and everything.
What's even more dark is that she suspected it, so she recorded her own murder as evidence with her phone.

The police had already arrested her ex at the scene but they were sort of curious about my alibi that I had slept through everything on a saturday at ~11 PM - 1 AM when I was first asked.
Until they tried to wake me for some follow up questions at 8AM for 3 days and eventually gave up and decided to try on Sunday at 5PM when I left to visit my parents like I usually do.

"We knocked really loud on 3 different mornings, your car was there but you weren't home? Are you working night shifts?" :riot
"I'm sorry officer lady I literally sleep through fire alarms going of in my bedroom and apparently murders too" :trumps

On day 3 they send 2 guys with 'loud voices' to see if that would work.  :doge

I felt bad about not hearing anything because they were trying to get this guy on a pattern of abusive behaviour.
They needed to back up a few claims by another witness who talked about slamming doors and the screams and whatnot before the event but he had some psychological issues himself.
Because it was an early Saturday night most people weren't home. Fortunately his testimony held up in court and they found the recording on her phone.
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« Reply #35535 on: May 13, 2022, 12:09:01 AM »
So we hired this girl who was scheduled to start Monday. Full time position, 40 hours a week, standard hours.

She emailed today at 11pm.

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I am excited to be joining XXX this Monday. While I am going through orientation and getting settled in, I would like to bring to your notice two things.

...

Secondly, I got a hybrid position at (other job). The hours are only 28 hours per week and the task at hand is manageable with the (my job) hence I have accepted it. Since both are remote, I hope to be working on both jobs full-day and on days I need to be in the office in NYC, I will let you know according to the task at hand in hopes to accommodate any deadlines or meetings that could clash.

I believe this will be manageable and with the flexibility of remote-work I am confident that I can put in the hours for both on my own accord and with this knowledge, it would be easy for us to coordinate the workload. Kindly let me know if there are any questions.

YOU STUPID BITCH THATS NOT HOW JOBS WORK.

Going to rescind the fuck out of her job offer but I need to calm down first and do it tomorrow. You know what, Im going to wait until 5:30pm so she has no chance to try an negotiate.

ZOOOMERS FUUUUUCK YOUOOOOOOOO



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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35536 on: May 13, 2022, 12:28:04 AM »
Holy shit. These kids just have no fucking idea...
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« Reply #35537 on: May 13, 2022, 12:37:53 AM »
Holy shit. These kids just have no fucking idea...

I hope the economy collapses entirely so these stupid ass kids get a fucking clue

(and by kids I mean shes like 25 or 26)
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« Reply #35538 on: May 13, 2022, 12:40:31 AM »
The cool kids call it Side hustles
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« Reply #35539 on: May 13, 2022, 12:55:28 AM »
The absolute cluelessness to think that is ok to just say, "Hey, so you know this full-time job you're giving me...well I'm actually going to be doing this other job at the same time and I'm expecting to get paid for both."
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« Reply #35540 on: May 13, 2022, 12:57:40 AM »
The absolute cluelessness to think that is ok to just say, "Hey, so you know this full-time job you're giving me...well I'm actually going to be doing this other job at the same time and I'm expecting to get paid for both."

What is the thought process here

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I hope to be working on both jobs full-day

Does she think that during work hours we're only giving her an hour of two of work? Does she not know what deadlines are? Does she not understand that in the age of zoom, there are fucking zoom meeting ALL DAY EVERY DAY?

We made it explicitly clear that even though we're remote, employees must work between 10am to 4pm, the only flexibility is if you work 8-4, 9-5, or 10-6.
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« Reply #35541 on: May 13, 2022, 02:59:00 AM »
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« Reply #35542 on: May 13, 2022, 03:27:36 AM »
The absolute cluelessness to think that is ok to just say, "Hey, so you know this full-time job you're giving me...well I'm actually going to be doing this other job at the same time and I'm expecting to get paid for both."

What is the thought process here

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I hope to be working on both jobs full-day

Does she think that during work hours we're only giving her an hour of two of work? Does she not know what deadlines are? Does she not understand that in the age of zoom, there are fucking zoom meeting ALL DAY EVERY DAY?

We made it explicitly clear that even though we're remote, employees must work between 10am to 4pm, the only flexibility is if you work 8-4, 9-5, or 10-6.
Her thought process: "In my downtime from your job (for which I'm being paid a full-time wage), I'll be doing another job. Surely that's ok with you, the person who is paying me to do a full-time job?"
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« Reply #35543 on: May 13, 2022, 03:47:57 AM »
The general consensus among zoomers seems to be.
"I showed up, now I get paid. I didn't do enough?, well you should pay me more"  :hmph
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35544 on: May 13, 2022, 07:38:29 AM »
You gotta admire her honesty and loyalty though.


Unrelated, I still hold in high regard my ex who let me know she could handle two boyfriends at once when we were dating.  I'm hosting their baby shower next week.

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« Reply #35545 on: May 13, 2022, 04:39:25 PM »
Drafted a very curt, but very professional email. Had our director send it our on her account.
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« Reply #35546 on: May 13, 2022, 04:47:47 PM »
You gotta admire her honesty and loyalty though.


Unrelated, I still hold in high regard my ex who let me know she could handle two boyfriends at once when we were dating.  I'm hosting their baby shower next week.
Are you now her side piece?
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35547 on: May 13, 2022, 04:51:55 PM »
I hold a piece of her heart gently if that's what you mean.

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« Reply #35548 on: May 13, 2022, 04:56:24 PM »
She responded that shes willing to drop the other job to work for us.

Sorry kid, you're done.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35549 on: May 13, 2022, 04:59:22 PM »
How to self-select for liars in an attempt to select for people you think are smart.

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« Reply #35550 on: May 13, 2022, 05:05:14 PM »
Sounds like a toxic workplace, she dodged a bullet.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35551 on: May 13, 2022, 05:05:25 PM »
On one hand, she’s a fucking idiot. That’s the sort of shit you keep on the DL  :shh

On the other, are we really pretending that whatever “job” James is involved with is in any way demanding that you couldn’t actually get away with it?  :girlaff
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« Reply #35552 on: May 13, 2022, 05:08:00 PM »
Sounds like a toxic workplace, she dodged a bullet.

I will note that although I would have loved to include a bye bitch gif in the email, I did not.

HOWEVER, I deleted the customary "best," prior to the signature. Thats right, no closing. Thats how you know youve fucked up.
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« Reply #35553 on: May 13, 2022, 05:09:19 PM »
On one hand, she’s a fucking idiot. That’s the sort of shit you keep on the DL  :shh

On the other, are we really pretending that whatever “job” James is involved with is in any way demanding that you couldn’t actually get away with it?  :girlaff

"I hope to be working on both jobs full-day and on days I need to be in the office in NYC, I will let you know according to the task at hand in hopes to accommodate any deadlines or meetings that could clash. "

How do you keep this on the down-low?

Im going to notice if one day youre in your bedroom and the next day youre in a NYC office during my meeting
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35554 on: May 13, 2022, 05:14:01 PM »
On one hand, she’s a fucking idiot. That’s the sort of shit you keep on the DL  :shh

On the other, are we really pretending that whatever “job” James is involved with is in any way demanding that you couldn’t actually get away with it?  :girlaff

How do you keep this on the down-low?


Have you never watched a sitcom?  ::)
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« Reply #35555 on: May 13, 2022, 05:14:35 PM »
On one hand, she’s a fucking idiot. That’s the sort of shit you keep on the DL  :shh

On the other, are we really pretending that whatever “job” James is involved with is in any way demanding that you couldn’t actually get away with it?  :girlaff

How do you keep this on the down-low?


Have you never watched a sitcom?  ::)

Yes, those shenanigans collapse in 22 minutes
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« Reply #35556 on: May 13, 2022, 05:17:14 PM »
the idea at r/overemployed seems to be that if you get caught at one job, you shrug and get fired, at least you got paid for a while and you still have second job, and can now pick up another

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« Reply #35557 on: May 13, 2022, 05:23:05 PM »
the idea at r/overemployed seems to be that if you get caught at one job, you shrug and get fired, at least you got paid for a while and you still have second job, and can now pick up another

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Theres absolutely no issue if she had a classic side-gig. Want to bar-tend at nights? Great. Uber, doordash whatever? Have at it. Some independent job where you do design work on weekends? Do you kid.

But you can't hold two simultaneous 9-5 office jobs.


Is there like an opposite of r/antiwork where bosses can bitch about bad employees
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« Reply #35558 on: May 13, 2022, 05:35:12 PM »
r/AmItheAsshole/

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« Reply #35559 on: May 13, 2022, 05:46:27 PM »
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(I live in Asia and I work in an office with other expats and locals) I walk into the office one morning to see this woman (who we'll call, Tina) sitting at my desk, I go up to her and introduce myself, I smiled and was nice, we spoke for about two minutes until I told her that she's actually sitting at my desk, she then asks me if it's okay that she sits here because she likes The view from the window, at this point I laughed because I thought she was joking, but then I said no, she'll have to sit on the couch at reception until they tell her where she's going to be, she gets annoyed but does it anyway.

It's a small office and I consider everyone working here to be my friend, we have a good working dynamic and there's no office politics (this doesn't include management). I have a friend that works here (we'll call him Bob), now Bob is one of those people who are annoyingly friendly and he's genuine, he's one of those people that could make friends with a wall. Bob comes over and talks about how "strange" Tina is, apparently she already has demands on her first day and she feels as if though she's here to change the company for the better. If you can manage to annoy Bob, then you're The issue.

It's tradition to take the new person out for drinks especially if they're an expat because we know how it feels to be so far away from everyone and everything you're familiar with, but we try to make all New employees feel comfortable regardless if you're expat or local.

We go to the bar after work and then we all see how entitled Tina is, she expects The guys to buy her drinks and she's rude to the bartender and the bartender is our friend. During the night Tina finds out that I'm gay because Bob asks me where my boyfriend is. She comes and sits next to me and asks me if I'm really gay, I said yes, then she proceeds to tell me that I don't "act and look gay" and then tells me how she has so many gay best friends back in New York and she can't wait for her and I to go shopping and get our nails done, I then tell her that I don't like shopping or getting my nails done. (What happens next is the most fucked up thing) Tina then stood up, squat a little then proceeds to basically dry hump my knee, in the bar in front of my friends, asking me if I like it and I'm sure I'm gay, one of my female friends pull her back and asks what she's doing, Tina then says she's just joking around. At this point it's obvious that nobody likes her but for some reason she didn't seem to pick up on that fact, she keeps acting like she's the universes gift to humanity...

The Next day I go into the office the office, speak to my regional manager (RM) and Tell her that Tina wouldn't be a good fit and that nobody in the office likes her (The regional manager and I are friends), I asked the RM to talk to the other employees and find out what they think before making a decision to keep Tina here full-time.

Before lunch, Tina was let go

Now I feel kinda bad, AITA?

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« Reply #35560 on: May 13, 2022, 07:27:29 PM »
She responded that shes willing to drop the other job to work for us.

Sorry kid, you're done.
LOL, what a fucking idiot.

"Oh, I was going to blatantly do another job on company time and tell you about it, but now I am willing to not do the other job *wink, wink* and only do your job."

 :iface


These fucking kids are going to just fall to pieces when the next economic contraction hits and all their "side hustles" dry up and they realise they have not had a real job for their entire 20s.
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« Reply #35561 on: May 13, 2022, 07:31:38 PM »
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(I live in Asia and I work in an office with other expats and locals) I walk into the office one morning to see this woman (who we'll call, Tina) sitting at my desk, I go up to her and introduce myself, I smiled and was nice, we spoke for about two minutes until I told her that she's actually sitting at my desk, she then asks me if it's okay that she sits here because she likes The view from the window, at this point I laughed because I thought she was joking, but then I said no, she'll have to sit on the couch at reception until they tell her where she's going to be, she gets annoyed but does it anyway.

It's a small office and I consider everyone working here to be my friend, we have a good working dynamic and there's no office politics (this doesn't include management). I have a friend that works here (we'll call him Bob), now Bob is one of those people who are annoyingly friendly and he's genuine, he's one of those people that could make friends with a wall. Bob comes over and talks about how "strange" Tina is, apparently she already has demands on her first day and she feels as if though she's here to change the company for the better. If you can manage to annoy Bob, then you're The issue.

It's tradition to take the new person out for drinks especially if they're an expat because we know how it feels to be so far away from everyone and everything you're familiar with, but we try to make all New employees feel comfortable regardless if you're expat or local.

We go to the bar after work and then we all see how entitled Tina is, she expects The guys to buy her drinks and she's rude to the bartender and the bartender is our friend. During the night Tina finds out that I'm gay because Bob asks me where my boyfriend is. She comes and sits next to me and asks me if I'm really gay, I said yes, then she proceeds to tell me that I don't "act and look gay" and then tells me how she has so many gay best friends back in New York and she can't wait for her and I to go shopping and get our nails done, I then tell her that I don't like shopping or getting my nails done. (What happens next is the most fucked up thing) Tina then stood up, squat a little then proceeds to basically dry hump my knee, in the bar in front of my friends, asking me if I like it and I'm sure I'm gay, one of my female friends pull her back and asks what she's doing, Tina then says she's just joking around. At this point it's obvious that nobody likes her but for some reason she didn't seem to pick up on that fact, she keeps acting like she's the universes gift to humanity...

The Next day I go into the office the office, speak to my regional manager (RM) and Tell her that Tina wouldn't be a good fit and that nobody in the office likes her (The regional manager and I are friends), I asked the RM to talk to the other employees and find out what they think before making a decision to keep Tina here full-time.

Before lunch, Tina was let go

Now I feel kinda bad, AITA?

 :mynicca :lawd

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35562 on: May 13, 2022, 07:45:15 PM »
Women like that make me regret choosing to be straight.

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« Reply #35563 on: May 13, 2022, 09:24:25 PM »
Women like that make me regret choosing to be straight.

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« Reply #35564 on: May 14, 2022, 08:56:35 AM »
Was on the bus yesterday and there were 2 junkies arguing constantly in that horrible drawl they all seem to have. Anyways I tuned them out until I heard the girl junkie's voice starting to rise in panic. She was saying I need tae get up, let me out. Then she was shouting so I had a look round and saw her trying to stand up but she was that out her face she'd gotten stuck in her seat.

The pig let out a massive fart and shit herself. It was funny as fuck but also totally disgusting. The driver slammed on the brakes. Ran up the aisle, and dragged her off the bus. I genuinely thought he was going to give her a kicking. He was doing the fist flexing thing while he was calling her everything under the sun. I started to feel sorry for her. She was standing there covered in shit, taking dog's abuse in front of an angry mob. That's a rough time. Luckily the cops turned up and dragged her off before it escalated any further. Next time though I'm taking the train.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35565 on: May 17, 2022, 09:21:35 AM »
my SO would rather watch a sports game than go to the movies on date night. = (

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35566 on: May 18, 2022, 11:27:27 PM »
You gotta admire her honesty and loyalty though.


Unrelated, I still hold in high regard my ex who let me know she could handle two boyfriends at once when we were dating.  I'm hosting their baby shower next week.

I frequently think of the relationship to any job as similar to a job with a girlfriend. Not marriage, that’s different. When I read about this woman trying to work for two full time jobs at a time, having two boyfriends was the first place my brain went. I was happy to see your post.

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« Reply #35567 on: May 22, 2022, 01:50:14 PM »
Dublin is pretty cool.

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« Reply #35568 on: May 23, 2022, 01:18:28 PM »
Just had the worst experience of my life.

I'm at a location where there's a bathroom with one stall.

I need to poo.

I have to wait 5 minutes for a guy and two people line up behind me.

Finally my turn. Massive dump. Multiple well formed logs.

Wipe, wipe. Wipe. They came out wet.

Flush. It doesn't go away. Start to panic.

Wait for the toilet to fill and flush again. Doesn't go away.

I know at least 2 are waiting. Maybe more.

Wait for it to fill again. Flush. Didn't go.

Fuck. I go wash my hands. Decide to take one last look. Water is gone but the turds and paper still there. One last flush and they're on their way.

Finally

Rush out with 4 guys looking annoyed.

If only they knew.

Thank God my mask is on they won't recognize me later
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« Reply #35569 on: May 23, 2022, 01:21:46 PM »
next time shake hands with them
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« Reply #35570 on: May 23, 2022, 01:23:37 PM »
Should've made it an Avengers moment and opened the door.

"Come on guys, let's all work together and piss this turd down!!"  :rodney

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35571 on: May 24, 2022, 01:30:37 PM »
When you see family for the first time since 2019 and all anyone wants to talk about is the weight youve gained

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35572 on: May 24, 2022, 01:36:23 PM »
Tell them that you’re now eligible to be a dead message board admin and they’ll be real proud of you.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35573 on: May 31, 2022, 06:03:53 PM »
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Possible tornado destroys half of Minnesota city: "I've never seen nothing like this"

Possible aliens as well?
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35575 on: June 08, 2022, 11:19:03 PM »
My parents had a small branch fall out of a tree and go boom during the night:


Missed literally everything in the yard somehow.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35576 on: June 14, 2022, 09:41:27 PM »
So my computer on a M2SSD (3-4 year old custom build) takes like 1-2 minutes to boot Windows 11 these days. Over the years I've messed with startup so almost no apps start and it's pretty clean. I googled how long it should take and it's supposed to be like 20 seconds, so something is super fucked.

One of these days I should do a clean install.

Honestly if parts get easier to obtain, the next time GPUs come out (4xxx series) I should just build a new computer at this point.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35577 on: June 14, 2022, 09:56:11 PM »
Windows 11  :esports :esports :esports :goty2
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35578 on: June 14, 2022, 11:59:13 PM »
Also not sure if I'm measuring boot time correctly.

It's like 60-90 seconds to get to the Windows splash screen where you type in your password. From there it boots into Windows real quick. When I built the computer it would hit the windows splash screen in like a couple of seconds. Not sure what the cause of the lag is tbh.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35579 on: June 15, 2022, 02:14:20 AM »
In Windows 10 you can check the boot up time by going to the task manager (ctrl + shift + esc), select the Startup tab, and you have it in the top right corner. For me it's 17.2 seconds.

It's probably there in Windows 11 as well. It seems like they've kept most of the old systems.