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cool breeze

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« Reply #2940 on: May 23, 2011, 11:25:09 AM »
because it's fun to be surprised, and it is genuinely hard to be if you read gaf.  memes are rampant second after the stuff airs.

my sides were hurting from laughing after Nintendo showed Wii Music as the big unveil for that show.  waiting ~40 or so minutes for the announcement made it that much more amazing.  if it was just a youtube or gif of that incident, it wouldn't have the same impact.

same with the endlessly streaming konami show, or the ubisoft show.  Naoki dancing to a video and yelling "very very exercise" or James Cameron spoiling the entirely of Avatar in a 40 minute speech are more important than the super bowl, royal wedding, and obama's inauguration combined.

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« Reply #2941 on: May 23, 2011, 11:26:37 AM »
you've got me there. The Konami press conference last year was a mind blowing experience
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« Reply #2942 on: May 23, 2011, 11:51:07 AM »
because it's fun to be surprised, and it is genuinely hard to be if you read gaf.  memes are rampant second after the stuff airs.

my sides were hurting from laughing after Nintendo showed Wii Music as the big unveil for that show.  waiting ~40 or so minutes for the announcement made it that much more amazing.  if it was just a youtube or gif of that incident, it wouldn't have the same impact.

same with the endlessly streaming konami show, or the ubisoft show.  Naoki dancing to a video and yelling "very very exercise" or James Cameron spoiling the entirely of Avatar in a 40 minute speech are more important than the super bowl, royal wedding, and obama's inauguration combined.

yea e3 is like gaming superbowl
somebody can tell you what team won but it won't be the same as watching the thing unfold real time
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« Reply #2943 on: May 23, 2011, 12:43:03 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27997277&postcount=119

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I wanted to... but... the problem wasn't my boss, but my girlfriend...

She was like: "How the fuck are you going to ask for a free day just for videogames? You could ask for a free day to go and see things for our wedding instead!"

She doesn't understand how important the E3 is...

holy shit  :lol :lol


I called it months ago.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1295017;topicseen#msg1295017
another shit thread by him
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431081
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« Reply #2944 on: May 23, 2011, 12:50:41 PM »
got banned lawl
Not permanent I hope.  Your threads have been the best on that forum of late.

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« Reply #2945 on: May 23, 2011, 05:20:34 PM »
What was special about Konami's e3 conference? I skipped it last year, but everyone keeps bringing it up.
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« Reply #2946 on: May 23, 2011, 05:23:50 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I was in attendance during this GLORIOUS event
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« Reply #2947 on: May 23, 2011, 05:39:27 PM »
omg :lol

"one mirion troops... one mirion troops... wooow"

I never heard of this Tak Yuji before, he's amazing.
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« Reply #2948 on: May 23, 2011, 05:52:07 PM »
Still no less amazing than when it first happened. :lol
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« Reply #2949 on: May 23, 2011, 06:01:21 PM »
actually when it first happened, it was pretty wtf. I watched it live and was amazed.
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« Reply #2950 on: May 23, 2011, 06:36:53 PM »
that video doesn't do the konami conference justice

Russell Simmons (of Run DMC) is sitting in the audience because he had to show off a rap game.  There was a long sequence where a guy comes out to show loli animu games.  At one point, a large group of high school kids rush in and sing songs for a Glee game. 

my favorite part is still Naoki dancing to a video of Dance Masters.  He flat out says they don't have a demo, but he'll dance to a video anyway.  And he didn't want to stop dancing.  Then he randomly breaks into speaking in fast Japanese and takes Tommy by surprise.
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« Reply #2951 on: May 23, 2011, 06:43:48 PM »
The press conference is viewable here if you want to see it in its entirety.

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« Reply #2952 on: May 23, 2011, 06:49:07 PM »


initial sign of how unorganized konami was

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« Reply #2953 on: May 23, 2011, 06:49:11 PM »
that video doesn't do the konami conference justice

Russell Simmons (of Run DMC) is sitting in the audience because he had to show off a rap game.  There was a long sequence where a guy comes out to show loli animu games.  At one point, a large group of high school kids rush in and sing songs for a Glee game. 

my favorite part is still Naoki dancing to a video of Dance Masters.  He flat out says they don't have a demo, but he'll dance to a video anyway.  And he didn't want to stop dancing.  Then he randomly breaks into speaking in fast Japanese and takes Tommy by surprise.

dont forget the Hudson guy

"Beyblade is back and hotter than ever" (in a deadpan voice)

That conference was  :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #2954 on: May 23, 2011, 07:10:54 PM »
Unless you're attending E3, I don't understand why anyone would take time off for it.  I'd rather just wait for the highlights and analyses from people I trust.  GAF will be 500'd for the duration of the show at a minimum so it isn't like anyone would be able to discuss it there as it unfolds ???

If possible, I prefer to wait as long as possible until those god awful 10 MB Mama Robotnik .gifs have run their course, which on GAF means a few days.  That means any news will be ancient before everyone else found out about it but whatever, this stuff won't be out for a while after the show anyway.
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« Reply #2955 on: May 23, 2011, 08:09:17 PM »
last year's konami conference confirmed to me that suikoden is dead and konami is now dirt poor
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« Reply #2956 on: May 23, 2011, 08:15:14 PM »
besides pro evolution and kojima, what does Konami even have? Are their castlevania games good sellers? Are they doing anything that's hitting hard on psp/ds? seems like such a shame for  a company with such a strong history to just piss away into obscurity...

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« Reply #2957 on: May 23, 2011, 08:16:12 PM »
:(  :'(
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« Reply #2958 on: May 23, 2011, 08:23:25 PM »
besides pro evolution and kojima, what does Konami even have? Are their castlevania games good sellers? Are they doing anything that's hitting hard on psp/ds? seems like such a shame for  a company with such a strong history to just piss away into obscurity...

Even pro evo has been going down due to good updates to FIFA and we see why Kojima will be making MGS games till the end of time.

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« Reply #2959 on: May 23, 2011, 08:27:53 PM »
besides pro evolution and kojima, what does Konami even have? Are their castlevania games good sellers? Are they doing anything that's hitting hard on psp/ds? seems like such a shame for  a company with such a strong history to just piss away into obscurity...

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« Reply #2960 on: May 23, 2011, 08:29:50 PM »
konami used to be the best third party developer. and now they're nothing. :(
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« Reply #2961 on: May 23, 2011, 09:45:00 PM »
konami used to be the best third party developer. and now they're nothing. :(

Same goes for Namco.  It's amazing to see all of these top of the line Japanese developers turn into the C-list.

It seems like Capcom and to a much lesser extent, Square-Enix are the only two major Japanese publishers to survive this generation.
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« Reply #2962 on: May 23, 2011, 10:09:16 PM »
kojima killed konami

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« Reply #2963 on: May 23, 2011, 10:17:17 PM »
Driving stale, decreasingly popular franchises into the ground is what killed Konami*.

* - Can be interchanged with Namco or 90% of the major Japanese publishers of the PSX-PS2 era.
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« Reply #2964 on: May 23, 2011, 10:22:20 PM »
I'd argue SEGA's made a bit of a turn around compared to where they were heading at the tail-end of last gen, as well.  They aren't A-list, but I think they've fought their way back up to the B-list.

Ironically, they have also become one of the more prominent PC publishers with the Total War and Football Manager series.  If you had told me that 15 years ago, I would have laughed.

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« Reply #2965 on: May 23, 2011, 10:41:15 PM »
kojima killed konami

huh? kojima is saving konami at this point.
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« Reply #2966 on: May 23, 2011, 10:54:59 PM »
Driving stale, decreasingly popular franchises into the ground is what killed Konami*.

* - Can be interchanged with Namco or 90% of the major Japanese publishers of the PSX-PS2 era.

Agree on Namco, disagree on Konami.

If anything, Konami didn't milk ENOUGH. They really didn't push Guitar Freaks or Drum Mania games outside of the USA, never releasing them and the result? Rock Band comes out 10 years later after the fact, and takes over. Same for Guitar Hero. Konami did this idea about ten years prior and did nothing for the western markets, only catering to their own Japanese arcades and home markets.

Sure, they pushed DDR at one point and that was a pretty big success at the time, but it doesn't excuse Konami's inaction in regards to Guitar Freaks and Drum Mania.

They have Suikoden games, and instead of giving the team a fucking budget to work with and advertising them and trying to go head to head with Final Fantasy  (and I think Suikoden could have at one point given the right amount of support from the higher ups) they decide to give the team less and less support until the series is dead in the water.

I think Konami has a lot under their belt, but fail to advertise correctly in regards to potential customers, which was hardly Namco's problem. Konami HAD the games, and lots of them. Mostly unique ones and lots of ip's too, but constantly KILLED their own series' by making flat out bad decisions. The Konami shooters (Gradius, Parodius), Suikoden, anything Benami (especially in this age of Kinect), Castlevania, Silent Hill among others have been greatly disserviced by the company.

Namco is the not-so inventive studio who only knows how to milk. Konami (alongside Capcom) was the innovator, they just (unlike Capcom) never knew how to get a new ip off the ground.
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« Reply #2967 on: May 23, 2011, 10:58:43 PM »
But...Namco's Xenosaga was (semi) popular! Maybe with a budget they could have found success!
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« Reply #2968 on: May 23, 2011, 11:06:07 PM »
I don't even know what Konami in Japan does anymore

Castlevania was shipped out Spain and sucked.  Iga-sama is left hanging; no more consistently solid 2D Castlevania games (excluding XBLA one)

Silent Hill has been handled by three different western studios now.  PSP one, PS3/360 one, Wii/PS2 one, and this new 360/PS3 one.  (I liked Shattered Memories but they're going in a different direction with this new one)

Contra 4 was a western studio (don't like this game)

I think Metal Gear Rising is by some b-team in Japan. 

Actually, the weirdest thing was releasing good games on Wiiware of all places.  Castlevania and Contra Rebirth should be on XBLA/PSN too.
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« Reply #2969 on: May 23, 2011, 11:08:14 PM »
kojima killed konami

huh? kojima is saving konami at this point.

He became the konami identity, a superstar on a previously good team, and the variety of quality they had before gradually eroded. Konami was a good game maker before his superstar personality came out, and gradually Konami became a company with some franchises, and now its just a company with one or two franchises. His ego made a Nintendo inside of Konami, that drew attention and interest away from the whole of what Konami was previously doing. And it just kept sucking and sucking up.

Unpopular opinion I know, but people say the same shit about Nintendo and other companies(Blizzard and wow), but Kojima somehow escapes the same criticism.

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« Reply #2970 on: May 23, 2011, 11:09:59 PM »
After you expounded upon it, I actually agree.
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« Reply #2971 on: May 23, 2011, 11:37:43 PM »
The press conference is viewable here if you want to see it in its entirety.

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« Reply #2972 on: May 24, 2011, 06:32:25 AM »
i told himu to get radiant historia for his plot about war and backstabbing and stuff but did he listen?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #2973 on: May 24, 2011, 06:37:40 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430239

shitty dev call out thread.

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« Reply #2974 on: May 24, 2011, 06:43:33 AM »
I remember hearing that guy steve was a porn star as a kid.

Adam West did porn with the chick from the arena episode of original series Star Trek.

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« Reply #2976 on: May 24, 2011, 04:51:14 PM »
Jesus.  How many posts do you need to get out of Junior Member status?  I have 216 and I'm still a Junior Member on GAF.  Wasn't it 50 or 100 before or something?

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« Reply #2977 on: May 24, 2011, 05:09:08 PM »
I think it's 250.

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« Reply #2978 on: May 24, 2011, 05:23:17 PM »
Jesus.  How many posts do you need to get out of Junior Member status?  I have 216 and I'm still a Junior Member on GAF.  Wasn't it 50 or 100 before or something?

300 posts and 90 day account age.
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« Reply #2979 on: May 24, 2011, 08:11:50 PM »
I'm still a junior and have 500+ posts.
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« Reply #2980 on: May 24, 2011, 08:16:34 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431068

god damned freaks

I think this guy is a joke character, much like any of the wacky and zany characters that came and went on GAF.
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« Reply #2981 on: May 24, 2011, 09:23:05 PM »
I'm still a junior and have 500+ posts.

sounds an admin hates you.
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« Reply #2982 on: May 24, 2011, 09:51:34 PM »
Zero Hero, if you're absolutely sure you didn't do anything warranting a perma-Junior status then it may have something to do with the way you were approved, as you haven't been part of any official approval wave. In that case you can simply PM a nice admin to look into it. After all, some of the worst perma-junior'd members have appealed their cases so yours shouldn't be a problem.
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« Reply #2983 on: May 24, 2011, 10:12:50 PM »
Zero Hero you have nothing to contribute over there so why worry on what you are.
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« Reply #2984 on: May 24, 2011, 10:16:17 PM »
I don't even know what Konami in Japan does anymore

They make really good baseball games.
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« Reply #2985 on: May 25, 2011, 08:59:30 AM »
Zero Hero you have nothing to contribute over there so why worry on what you are.
On the gaming side, you are correct but I barely read that side. It's the 2nd class nature of being a junior and they get much harsher punishments. Not like I would do anything to be punished.

Zero Hero, if you're absolutely sure you didn't do anything warranting a perma-Junior status then it may have something to do with the way you were approved, as you haven't been part of any official approval wave. In that case you can simply PM a nice admin to look into it. After all, some of the worst perma-junior'd members have appealed their cases so yours shouldn't be a problem.

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« Reply #2986 on: May 25, 2011, 11:18:25 AM »
I can't fathom actually posting at GAF. I have an alt that I only had for search back when there was search, and the handful of time I posted with it I felt like an asshole.

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« Reply #2987 on: May 25, 2011, 11:36:39 AM »
My Gomezian brothers are there.

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« Reply #2989 on: May 25, 2011, 03:00:25 PM »
I had a Nintendo bed when I was like 6.  I think I still have my Mario sleeping bag stored in the closet somewhere.  :omg

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« Reply #2990 on: May 25, 2011, 03:19:03 PM »
Oh wow... Somebody posted the Arrested Development gif with bees/beads and that guy asked for explanation.
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« Reply #2991 on: May 25, 2011, 04:44:57 PM »
i never got the joke can someone explain it
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« Reply #2992 on: May 25, 2011, 05:09:48 PM »
The two words sound alike.
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« Reply #2993 on: May 25, 2011, 05:11:10 PM »
oh
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« Reply #2994 on: May 25, 2011, 05:11:28 PM »
np
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« Reply #2995 on: May 25, 2011, 05:18:42 PM »
stumpokapow, nirolak, or charlequin should be able to tell you what's up

just don't message that hyoushi guy, he's a dick

It's true  :gloomy
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« Reply #2996 on: May 25, 2011, 05:26:04 PM »
It is, I asked for cock pics once and you only sent me one. Pics has an "s" on the end of it, that means more than one, douchebag.
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« Reply #2997 on: May 25, 2011, 06:32:43 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26467029&postcount=30

If it was any place other than GAF, I would have assumed this was a joke post.
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« Reply #2999 on: May 25, 2011, 08:30:36 PM »
poorly written Onion wannabe. smh.