The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

FF4 ds is one of the best rpgs on the ds and you suck

[Diunx]

A remake of FF6 (with proper graphics not the DS shit) would just make every game release by SE since FF12 look even worse.

[Shaka Khan]

Haha, just wait until they recreate everything in a glorious Nomura style, with complex facial expression, and shit VA.

No thanks. Japan can't remake shit and it better stop desecrating the classics.

[Himu]

Sounds like something Magus would like.

[archie4208]

At least Relm would finally be rendered in her full loli glory.  Magus might just have a change of heart. 

[magus]

Haha, just wait until they recreate everything in a glorious Emomura style, with complex facial expression, and shit VA.

No thanks. Japan can't remake shit and it better stop desecrating the classics.

fixed!

At least Relm would finally be rendered in her full loli glory.  Magus might just have a change of heart. 

one loli? not enough!

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28117169&postcount=118

I surely hope not

[Shaka Khan]

Yeah, none of those had undergone the Nomura treatment, which the horrors I've described are exclusive to. I should have clarified that.

[Himu]

I actually think Nomura is the one of the saving graces at S-E these days. A lot of the games he's involved in (The World Ends With You,  for example and despite Dissidia being flaw it was still pretty inventive, I thought) are pretty damn experimental and refreshing. He has a progressive type philosophy and I think if FF6 were to be remade, they'd use Amano designs and if not that, Amano inspired Nomura designs and considering how much Nomura worships the ground Amano walks on, I'm sure he'd do it justice.

And then Magus would cry.

[Rman]

Haha, just wait until they recreate everything in a glorious Nomura style, with complex facial expression, and shit VA.

No thanks. Japan can't remake shit and it better stop desecrating the classics.

Hey now, up til DQ6, Enix has done some pretty bad-ass remakes of the DQ games.  The remakes of the Ys games (the ones Falcom did, anyway) have been pretty frickin' great, too.  Don't blame Japan for Square's inadequacies and Nintendo's laziness.

What's so bad about DQ6?  The remake? The game? Or both?

[magus]

there have been a lot of chance to do amano designs "justice" with both dissidia and the FFIV remake and it didn't happen so it's not going happen because nobody gives a shit about amano except forum dwellite's
 
besides i never understood the obssesion with amano drawings,they just look like a mess to me,something more apt in an art museum than a videogame

and yes nomura is the only good thing remaining in square,despite how everybody is "HURR DURR BELT AND ZIPPERS!" i seriously hope he leaves square-enix after doing kingdom hearts 3,so he can finaly do stuffs that aren't kingdom hearts

Hey now, up til DQ6, Enix has done some pretty bad-ass remakes of the DQ games.

i don't know,those DQ7 sprite gets only slightly less abused than the one used since Rondo of Blood...
i'm not sure i would call that bad-ass....

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28117169&postcount=118

I surely hope not

He looks the same on his facebook!

[Himu]

I actually think Nomura is the one of the saving graces at S-E these days. A lot of the games he's involved in (The World Ends With You,  for example and despite Dissidia being flaw it was still pretty inventive, I thought) are pretty damn experimental and refreshing. He has a progressive type philosophy and I think if FF6 were to be remade, they'd use Amano designs and if not that, Amano inspired Nomura designs and considering how much Nomura worships the ground Amano walks on, I'm sure he'd do it justice.

And then Magus would cry.

He's good when he invents his own shit like Kingdom Hearts, but when he goes back to something he usually ruins it. He pretty much changed a lo about FF7 for the worse.

Like what? As far as I know, Nojima wrote most of the FF7 compilation stuff. I think Nomura directed Advent Children and Nojima wrote it. It's been awhile and I'm too lazy to look it up but Nojima wrote the story for FF7 already.

And Nomura was heavily involved in the making of the original FF7 to begin with.

[Himu]

But considering it's never been given a proper english release it's not too bad. Shame I CAN'T PLAY IT because I have no ds.

[magus]

i tought the PS2 remake of DQ5 was just DQ5 with cheapo 3D added?

[magus]

oh i played the original SFC!

it was okay,married by the usual problem of olde rpg ("oh god another random encounter why do you hate me so much game i just want to get to the next dungeon,oh god this fight is taking forever etc etc")

that's why i like the DS remake,they bring those aspect to level's i can tolerate

[Himu]

I actually think Nomura is the one of the saving graces at S-E these days. A lot of the games he's involved in (The World Ends With You,  for example and despite Dissidia being flaw it was still pretty inventive, I thought) are pretty damn experimental and refreshing. He has a progressive type philosophy and I think if FF6 were to be remade, they'd use Amano designs and if not that, Amano inspired Nomura designs and considering how much Nomura worships the ground Amano walks on, I'm sure he'd do it justice.

And then Magus would cry.

He's good when he invents his own shit like Kingdom Hearts, but when he goes back to something he usually ruins it. He pretty much changed a lo about FF7 for the worse.

Like what? As far as I know, Nojima wrote most of the FF7 compilation stuff. I think Nomura directed Advent Children and Nojima wrote it. It's been awhile and I'm too lazy to look it up but Nojima wrote the story for FF7 already.

And Nomura was heavily involved in the making of the original FF7 to begin with.

He also decided to change a lot of stuff in the FF7 sequels, like changing cloud from an army asshole to an emo git from the beginning. In the original he was a smartass and when he found out he wasn't what he thought he was he got depressed naturally but there was still that asshole cloud we remember from the beginning. Than near the end he becomes more heroic and becomes the actual soldier he wanted to be. But all the other FF7 related shit changed that. I like crisis core and the advent children bluray directors cut, but they still changed a lot about cloud and the other characters.

I have explained before why and FF7 remake would be far from anything any fans want, I don't want to repeat myself.

Cloud was always weak, what are you talking about? The reason he joined shinra to begin with was to become strong. I think the Crisis Core Cloud is pretty much on the mark. That said, I agree in regards to AC. AC sucks.

[magus]

no what wrath says it's absolutely on the spot

[Himu]

I already know what you're saying. Advent Chlidren Cloud was emo for no reason at all. But Crisis Core Cloud was totally fine because Cloud was a pussy pre-Mako.

My problem is tying Nomura to any of this when Nomura didn't even write Advent Children. The person who wrote Crisis Core and Advent Children was Nojima, the same dude who wrote FF7, 8, 10;etc. Nomura didn't write Dirge of Cerberus either.

Basically, stop blaming Nomura's for all of the company's ills without merit when he is quite possibly one of the few good things about S-E now. On gaf lots of people are like,"I hate Nomura for the product he gave us with FF13!" when Nomura had nothing to do with that game outside of character design. So most if not all of your problems with the FF7 compilation should be directed towards Nojima, who is a hack anyways.

[Himu]

And yeah, I agree. FF7 Comp ruined FF7 for me for a long time.

[Powerslave]

FF7 is still the best Final Fantasy.

[Shuri]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431666&page=4

gaf mod loses his mom, seems more concerned about changing his name again to something more geekier than his current Castlevania name.


I FUCKING GIVE UP!!!

[Himu]

Leave White Man alone!

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28115581&postcount=356

finaly a good thread on neogaf!

[Great Rumbler]

FF7 is still the best Final Fantasy.

(Image removed from quote.)

Post of the year.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431666&page=4

gaf mod loses his mom, seems more concerned about changing his name again to something more geekier than his current Castlevania name.


I FUCKING GIVE UP!!!

Damn Shuri, you're an idiot

Do we usually look this dumb and clueless when we bitch about GAF? Gee I hope not.

[Himu]

White Man should just change his name to White Mann.

Free Man

[Powerslave]

FF7 is still the best Final Fantasy.

(Image removed from quote.)

Post of the year.

[Herr Mafflard]

White Man should just change his name to White Mann.

Free Man

middle name should be Morgan


White Morgan Freeman

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431666&page=4

gaf mod loses his mom, seems more concerned about changing his name again to something more geekier than his current Castlevania name.


I FUCKING GIVE UP!!!

Damn Shuri, you're an idiot

Do we usually look this dumb and clueless when we bitch about GAF? Gee I hope not.

nice bit of satire there, shuri.  put a little perspective on this thread, even if you did it by accident

[Shaka Khan]

Agreed. If that was intended then I'll bow in humility.

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28145296&postcount=148

serious or not thats an amazing picture

[pilonv1]

didn't we have a thread or post about the hovering arm/hand?

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28147949&postcount=436
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28148150&postcount=454

Wow. I stared at the screen a bit after reading these.

I know that he has banned me for pointing out that he was shitting up a thread of a game that he hadn't even played yet, claiming that a game was completely broken because of some blurb in an internet article. So he banned me and my ban message was "ad hominem attack". I was in the #ga chat when it happened and everyone there was laughing at him. Not just because he was being an idiot in the thread, but for not knowing what ad hominem really meant.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I doubt that picture is of him, that hoverhand picture has been around the internets for a while.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28147949&postcount=436
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28148150&postcount=454

Wow. I stared at the screen a bit after reading these.

I know that he has banned me for pointing out that he was shitting up a thread of a game that he hadn't even played yet, claiming that a game was completely broken because of some blurb in an internet article. So he banned me and my ban message was "ad hominem attack". I was in the #ga chat when it happened and everyone there was laughing at him. Not just because he was being an idiot in the thread, but for not knowing what ad hominem really meant.

Self obsessed mother beating drug addict is delusional.  News at 11.

[Shuri]

Amirox turned a thread about him once again in that thread about condom usage. where he self proclaim as some sort of 'pulling-out expert' until someone remembered that he had made a huge thread about getting his girlfriend pregnant. The thread is filled with idiots who advocate that method (choice quote: Its almost as good as using a condom) and other irresponsible shit.

Those dudes dont realize that they probably are sterile. The only two times I went bareback ended up in two ( :'( :'() unwanted pregnancies that led to an incredible mountain of drama and pain for both of us; leaks can and do happen and pre-cum can and will get your girl pregnant if she's fertile. Seeing those guys preaching the wonders of pulling out is pissing me off, because theres a lot of teenagers lurking around that could  read this and end up in absolute shit. And the two times I pulled out, I pulled out when it was barely getting pleasurable and the session ended with a really long handjob that lasted like 3-4 minutes.

I can't really state enough how much drama it caused for me and my girl; the emotional pain still hurts to this day, and I can feel her getting teary eyes when we hang out with our friends that have kids. It's not that she wants one, its more about the fact that she had two of them growing inside her at some point... Mother Nature decided against that, so we didnt have to do an abortion, but still.. When we drink up , sometimes she starts talking about this; the accidental kids we'll never have..

Anyhow sorry for the serious post; it just pissed me off to see idiotic posts from grown men preaching dangerous methods..

edit: also lol at him saying that condoms dont fit him; if the condom slip, it's that he's using a brand too big for him.

[Stoney Mason]

I don't know how 99% of other gaming forums operate, but I do know 99% of other gaming forums are fucking awful. Yet neoGAF is not awful. I think that's related to the fact that people aren't censored and they are encouraged to post their opinions with conviction.

You can't argue with a jack ass like this. When he makes comments like this without a hint of irony you know you are dealing with somebody who is brain damaged.

[Himu]

that post can't be for real

[Joe Molotov]

Amir0x is probably just too embarrassed to go in and buy the Extra Small condoms. I'm glad he's got the Master of Pulling Out title now to go along with his Master of Drunk Driving (don't worry bro, I was super careful, I drove really really slow the whole way there!) and Master of Mom Beating.

[Herr Mafflard]

Also, Master of Logic

"I'm 100% sure psn would would be unhackable after it goes up again"

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i'm pretty sure amirox has never gotten laid

[Shuri]

also 'Master of home invasions' but its okay because he only did it because his druggy friends needed money and he got dragged into it

[Joe Molotov]

i'm pretty sure amirox has never gotten laid

He's probably been on both ends of that.

[Shaka Khan]

"Ami, here is my penis. It might be handy if you, the master of pulling, take it with you."

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think that's related to the fact that people aren't censored and they are encouraged to post their opinions with conviction.

made my day

[Himu]

someone go to that post, quote it, and post the evilore logo with url name in image so it's not censored and say, if gaf doesn't promote censorship I won't be banned for this post

but as we all know, you will be banned for that post, but it'd make such a wonderful statement.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've watched enough porn to know pulling out is more than viable. But it won't protect you from STDs

[Shaka Khan]

I've watched enough porn to know pulling out is more than viable. But it won't protect you from STDs

I haven't been following the blogging thread but this statement gives me a clear idea of where your sex life is positioned

[lennedsay]

Hey does he have a red name? I think he does have a red name. Thank god for his red name or I wouldn't have seen his post informing us all 10 god damn times he has a red name.

RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME

No, people call him out because he can take an easy-going thread with people throwing their nonchalant opinions around and turn it into an all out war over something as mundane as breakfast cereal... or people's impressions of other posters on a video game discussion forum.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've watched enough porn to know pulling out is more than viable. But it won't protect you from STDs

I haven't been following the blogging thread but this statement gives me a clear idea of where your sex life is positioned

Guess the dynamics don't apply to the uncircumcised 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hey does he have a red name? I think he does have a red name. Thank god for his red name or I wouldn't have seen his post informing us all 10 god damn times he has a red name.

RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME

No, people call him out because he can take an easy-going thread with people throwing their nonchalant opinions around and turn it into an all out war over something as mundane as breakfast cereal... or people's impressions of other posters on a video game discussion forum.

Having a red name is probably the only thing the poor bastard has going for him in life.  He spends almost all of his time on GAF so I doubt he even has time to beat his mom or break into a house these days

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28152730&postcount=944

I'm trying my hardest not to reply with "Kagari" lol.

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28152730&postcount=944

I'm trying my hardest not to reply with "Kagari" lol.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28152730&postcount=944

I'm trying my hardest not to reply with "Kagari" lol.

lawl

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't get it, someone explain. blah blah I know she's a poster, but that's it

[Shaka Khan]

What's there to explain? She's a Sony shill and a girl.

[magus]

somehow i feel like this should be here

[Joe Molotov]

What's there to explain? She's a Sony shill and a girl.

Also, she has a mustache. I don't know if that's actually relevant to this conversation, but there it is.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

What's there to explain? She's a Sony shill and a girl.

Also, she has a mustache. I don't know if that's actually relevant to this conversation, but there it is.

The fact that Kagari has a mustache is relevant to any conversation.

[naff]

Amirox turned a thread about him once again in that thread about condom usage. where he self proclaim as some sort of 'pulling-out expert' until someone remembered that he had made a huge thread about getting his girlfriend pregnant. The thread is filled with idiots who advocate that method (choice quote: Its almost as good as using a condom) and other irresponsible shit.

Those dudes dont realize that they probably are sterile. The only two times I went bareback ended up in two ( :'( :'() unwanted pregnancies that led to an incredible mountain of drama and pain for both of us; leaks can and do happen and pre-cum can and will get your girl pregnant if she's fertile. Seeing those guys preaching the wonders of pulling out is pissing me off, because theres a lot of teenagers lurking around that could  read this and end up in absolute shit. And the two times I pulled out, I pulled out when it was barely getting pleasurable and the session ended with a really long handjob that lasted like 3-4 minutes.

I can't really state enough how much drama it caused for me and my girl; the emotional pain still hurts to this day, and I can feel her getting teary eyes when we hang out with our friends that have kids. It's not that she wants one, its more about the fact that she had two of them growing inside her at some point... Mother Nature decided against that, so we didnt have to do an abortion, but still.. When we drink up , sometimes she starts talking about this; the accidental kids we'll never have..

Anyhow sorry for the serious post; it just pissed me off to see idiotic posts from grown men preaching dangerous methods..

edit: also lol at him saying that condoms dont fit him; if the condom slip, it's that he's using a brand too big for him.

Yeah I agree 100%. Condom is the only safe choice.

I do hate condoms though.

Same here, and that's why I haven't used em for over 3 years, the pill is pretty damn fucking good (if your gf is willing to go on it, I guess some maybe aren't?). There's also other methods, like my girlfriend used this method for a while where she kept track of her ovulation so we knew when we could chill out a bit with the contraception. I agree though that simply pulling out is a terrible idea if you don't want to have kids, I have a friend who used the 'pull out method' and is now a soon to be father

[Great Rumbler]

I agree though that simply pulling out is a terrible idea if you don't want to have kids, I have a friend who used the 'pull out method' and is now a soon to be father

Well, I guess you're friend just isn't a MASTER, like Amir0x.

Preemptive joke:

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A MASTERbater.

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