The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[MyNameIsMethodis]

kagari is at e3 should i profess my love of her and tell her i want to smell her do you guys think this will give me a shot answer yes or no

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i am going to e3 to pick up a girl

[Joe Molotov]

kagari is at e3 should i profess my love of her and tell her i want to smell her do you guys think this will give me a shot answer yes or no

At least pet her hair.

[pilonv1]

The last page of this thread is phenomenal

[Phoenix Dark]

Anyone who wouldn't fuck Kagari is lying. She's not bad, even in the older pick

Devolution is rapidly approaching "crazy old white liberal lady" status.

[Joe Molotov]

Devolution is rapidly approaching "crazy old white liberal lady" status.

She does kinda have a Cindy Sheehan look going on.

[Purple Filth]

both sides (NGP fans, 3DS Fans) are going hard in this thread 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432264&page=8

[Joe Molotov]

both sides (NGP fans, 3DS Fans) are going hard in this thread 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432264&page=8

Meanwhile, real gamers only care about Peace Walker for the PS3.

[TakingBackSunday]

It's pretty sad.  Console faggurts chest-bumping their own colleagues because a game belongs/looks better on their own console.  When no matter what, that game is awesome and should be played by whoever can fucking play it.

[Gospel]

both sides (NGP fans, 3DS Fans) are going hard in this thread 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432264&page=8

There's a war to fight. When your console country calls on you, someone's gotta take the call.

[Purple Filth]

Honestly i would love to see a NGP version showed/demo at E3 just to see that thread implode 

[Oblivion]

Wtf at Devolution. 

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She definitely looks better these days, probably lost some weight and started waxing her face. I mean imagine this picture (posted two years ago):

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With a mustache and decide for yourself whether the jokes were warranted or not.

She looks thinner in the new pic. Would smash. 

[pilonv1]

she used to post here

[Great Rumbler]

apparently some assholes made fun of her moustache so she left

Also her ban was lifted.

[Shaka Khan]

apparently some assholes made fun of her moustache so she left

From the picture thread.

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My, what a nice prostate you have

Kestastrophe

We miss you man.

[Brehvolution]

Kestastrophe 

[tiesto]

I'd fuck Kagari. 

I'd fuck LunaClova.

.

I'd definitely do Kagari (I bet you she doesn't shave her cooter either )...

[Brehvolution]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

apparently some assholes made fun of her moustache so she left

Also her ban was lifted.

This is the real reason.  She posted a few days after people made fun of her mustache.  In fact, here's a direct quote:

No, I got banned for mentioning something in the Virtual Console thread that didn't come true and Dragona got angry.

[Joe Molotov]

Where is the mustache pic?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

dat stache

[fistfulofmetal]

clearly shopped

[Shaka Khan]

Where is the mustache pic?

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Finally!

*FURIOUS RIGHT CLICK*

[Wario64]

oh wow

right click -> save

[demi]

Of course Joe has it... dude probably stroked a few off.

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431958&page=1

I'm surprised discussion of this is allowed on GAF. Not that I care but this doesn't seem all that different from a piracy leak.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

  joe

[Joe Molotov]

Of course Joe has it... dude probably stroked a few off.

Nah, I did a google search for "kagari mustache pic" and one of the first hits was a OA thread about it.

There was also this:

[MyNameIsMethodis]

ok thats not kagari thats just brian crecente clean shaven

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432407

Next thread:  What are you going to wear during E3?

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28268477&postcount=87

Why has no one ever invited Gahiggity here? Or is he someone here's alt?

[Diunx]

Girls with stache usually have a wicked body

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28268477&postcount=87

Why has no one ever invited Gahiggity here? Or is he someone here's alt?

Meh, never liked him.

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432454

i hold so much guilt

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432454

i hold so much guilt

Should be retitled ever feel left out of the groupthink.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF EXCLUSIVE SHOCKING EXPOSE: Sometimes you get raped in prison. More on this story as it breaks!

[brob]

dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

[etiolate]

I have this weird feeling that devolution is going to get out of the college atmosphere, hit her 30s and suddenly take a huge turn into domesticity after her propaganda burnout.

Also, GAF should make a forum for the Sony fans who value their faithfulness to a company over their own consumer rights and the Nintendo fans that think Nintendo owes them Mario GTA and call it Future Mods in Training.

[Joe Molotov]

I can't wait for the GAF thread when news breaks of the first My Little Pony fan to get arrested for child molestation or statutory rape or some such charge.

[Narag]

I can't wait for the GAF thread when news breaks of the first My Little Pony fan to get arrested for child molestation or statutory rape or some such charge.

It'd just be people replying with links to the Star Wars/Star Trek pedophile classification thread interspersed with colbert "called it" .gifs.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF has defended serial killers, pedophiles, and criminals who commit serious felonies in the past.  This does not shock me nor is it new.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF has defended serial killers, pedophiles, and criminals who commit serious felonies in the past.  This does not shock me nor is it new.

We're coming up on the 4th Anniversary of this glorious thread:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=9918.0

 

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF has defended serial killers, pedophiles, and criminals who commit serious felonies in the past.  This does not shock me nor is it new.

We're coming up on the 4th Anniversary of this glorious thread:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=9918.0

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846272&postcount=2

Oh, Stoney.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Don't worry, I know it wasn't really your fault, you were just under a lot of stress and peer pressure.

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[Barry Egan]

that thread is still the best.

[Boogie]

dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

I only read the first couple posts by lexi, and that was enough.  Completely oblivious about the nature of the prison system, especially in the outrage and framing it as a "transexual" issue, rather than a "prison FUCKING SUCKS" issue.  I imagine that if I read the whole thread I would be raging badly....

Watched a ton of that documentary today tho.  Fascinating stuff.  Even if the host is....err....not exactly the best personality for establishing a rapport with the prisoners....

[etiolate]

you guys don't understand

victimization is being appropriated for those that truly deserve it by those few with the proper sensibilities to do so

otherwise people might think rape is part of some larger issue or something

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

I only read the first couple posts by lexi, and that was enough.  Completely oblivious about the nature of the prison system, especially in the outrage and framing it as a "transexual" issue, rather than a "prison FUCKING SUCKS" issue.  I imagine that if I read the whole thread I would be raging badly....

Watched a ton of that documentary today tho.  Fascinating stuff.  Even if the host is....err....not exactly the best personality for establishing a rapport with the prisoners....

All I know is that lexi's male predecessor account was lockii, a bitchy, screechy, hyperbolic idiot.  Changing genders can't fix stupid

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432505

Boxes. FUCKING BOXES.

That thread's Time to Crate = 0 Seconds

[Herr Mafflard]

Nintendo brought boxes to e3? Stop the presses!

[archie4208]

My inside sources tell me that Nintendo's new system will come packaged in a box. 

[Mupepe]

Jesus. Between this thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432541 and this thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432545 I think its obvious to anyone who reads them that GAF is filled with socially distinguished mentally-challenged nerds. The first response to the letters thread just reeks of that douchebag manchild that everyone knows irl who just always has to have a disagreeable opinion and completely miss the point at the same time

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I like how in the second thread, the threadshitters latched onto the religious statements and completely ruined the thread.

As an atheist, AtheistGAF has always confused the hell out of me.

[Mupepe]

Im more surprised about the people saying congratulations at a wedding doesnt make sense because who knows if its going to work? Seriously? Keep your mouth shut. Its called being respectful. Miserable fucks want others to be miserable I guess.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Im more surprised about the people saying congratulations at a wedding doesnt make sense because who knows if its going to work? Seriously? Keep your mouth shut. Its called being respectful. Miserable fucks want others to be miserable I guess.

Sure but that goes against their quirky yet omniscient yet contrarian image they'd like to project.

It is interesting that they're miserable fucks except when it comes to their video game console manufacturer of choice, where they become doe-eyed irrational optimists.

[etiolate]

congratulations are being appropriated for fleshlight acquisitions

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

congratulations are being appropriated for fleshlight acquisitions

Link?

I always thought it'd be obscenely profitable to have designer vaginas and assholes for fleshlights that you can change out.  Like say Tori Black's vagina or Alexis Texas' asshole.  They would of course be modeled in detail after these people.  That way horny perverts can pop in a Rebeca Linares vagina into their fleshlights when they're watching her porn.  Seems to make sense but maybe there is already something like that out there.

[etiolate]

I'm just joking about what gaf would congrat

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Only if a female or a transsexual were to use it.

If a male were to buy one, it would just be a demonstration of demonic total patriarchal dominance and kyriarchy over all womyn, who must bear the non denominational ankh of the sins of the male.