Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6019750 times)

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3180 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:11:09 PM »

kagari is at e3 should i profess my love of her and tell her i want to smell her do you guys think this will give me a shot answer yes or no

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3181 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:40:12 PM »

i am going to e3 to pick up a girl

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3182 on:** June 02, 2011, 10:03:37 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on June 02, 2011, 09:11:09 PM

kagari is at e3 should i profess my love of her and tell her i want to smell her do you guys think this will give me a shot answer yes or no

At least pet her hair.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3183 on:** June 02, 2011, 10:22:38 PM »

The last page of this thread is phenomenal

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3184 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:24:58 AM »

Anyone who wouldn't fuck Kagari is lying. She's not bad, even in the older pick

Devolution is rapidly approaching "crazy old white liberal lady" status.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3185 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:56:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2011, 12:24:58 AM

Devolution is rapidly approaching "crazy old white liberal lady" status.

She does kinda have a Cindy Sheehan look going on.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #3186 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:05:50 AM »

both sides (NGP fans, 3DS Fans) are going hard in this thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432264&page=8

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3187 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:07:48 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 03, 2011, 02:05:50 AM

both sides (NGP fans, 3DS Fans) are going hard in this thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432264&page=8

Meanwhile, real gamers only care about Peace Walker for the PS3.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3188 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:09:44 AM »

It's pretty sad. Console faggurts chest-bumping their own colleagues because a game belongs/looks better on their own console. When no matter what, that game is awesome and should be played by whoever can fucking play it.

Gospel · « **Reply #3189 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:10:01 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 03, 2011, 02:05:50 AM

both sides (NGP fans, 3DS Fans) are going hard in this thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432264&page=8

There's a war to fight. When your console country calls on you, someone's gotta take the call.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #3190 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:58:42 AM »

Honestly i would love to see a NGP version showed/demo at E3 just to see that thread implode

Oblivion · « **Reply #3191 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:29:17 AM »

Wtf at Devolution.

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on June 02, 2011, 10:07:44 AM

Quote from: quietID on June 02, 2011, 09:41:57 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

She definitely looks better these days, probably lost some weight and started waxing her face. I mean imagine this picture (posted two years ago):

(Image removed from quote.)

With a mustache and decide for yourself whether the jokes were warranted or not.

She looks thinner in the new pic. Would smash.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3192 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:52:54 AM »

she used to post here

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3193 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:17:38 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 03, 2011, 08:58:41 AM

apparently some assholes made fun of her moustache so she left

Also her ban was lifted.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3194 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 03, 2011, 08:58:41 AM

apparently some assholes made fun of her moustache so she left

From the picture thread.

Quote from: Kestastrophe on August 27, 2008, 02:14:05 PM

Quote from: Kagari on August 26, 2008, 12:34:42 AM
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My, what a nice prostate you have

Kestastrophe

We miss you man.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3195 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:20:30 AM »

Kestastrophe

tiesto · « **Reply #3196 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:27:05 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 02, 2011, 10:09:13 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2011, 10:03:32 AM
I'd fuck Kagari.

Quote from: demi on June 02, 2011, 10:07:48 AM
I'd fuck LunaClova.

.

I'd definitely do Kagari (I bet you she doesn't shave her cooter either

)...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3197 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:37:05 AM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3198 on:** June 03, 2011, 06:29:48 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2011, 09:17:38 AM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 03, 2011, 08:58:41 AM
apparently some assholes made fun of her moustache so she left

Also her ban was lifted.

This is the real reason. She posted a few days after people made fun of her mustache. In fact, here's a direct quote:

Quote

No, I got banned for mentioning something in the Virtual Console thread that didn't come true and Dragona got angry.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3199 on:** June 03, 2011, 06:48:50 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 03, 2011, 06:46:54 PM

Where is the mustache pic?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3200 on:** June 03, 2011, 06:50:29 PM »

dat stache

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3201 on:** June 03, 2011, 06:58:00 PM »

clearly shopped

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3202 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:00:03 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 03, 2011, 06:48:50 PM

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 03, 2011, 06:46:54 PM
Where is the mustache pic?

(Image removed from quote.)

Finally!

*FURIOUS RIGHT CLICK*

Wario64 · « **Reply #3203 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:47:35 PM »

oh wow

right click -> save

demi · « **Reply #3204 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:51:50 PM »

Of course Joe has it... dude probably stroked a few off.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #3205 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:10:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431958&page=1

I'm surprised discussion of this is allowed on GAF. Not that I care but this doesn't seem all that different from a piracy leak.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3206 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:12:06 PM »

joe

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3207 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:17:00 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 03, 2011, 08:51:50 PM

Of course Joe has it... dude probably stroked a few off.

Nah, I did a google search for "kagari mustache pic" and one of the first hits was a OA thread about it.

There was also this:

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3208 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:19:04 PM »

ok thats not kagari thats just brian crecente clean shaven

archie4208 · « **Reply #3209 on:** June 03, 2011, 10:47:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432407

Next thread: What are you going to wear during E3?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3210 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:17:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28268477&postcount=87

Why has no one ever invited Gahiggity here? Or is he someone here's alt?

Diunx · « **Reply #3211 on:** June 04, 2011, 01:19:53 AM »

Girls with stache usually have a wicked body

Oblivion · « **Reply #3212 on:** June 04, 2011, 03:25:27 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 03, 2011, 11:17:38 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28268477&postcount=87

Why has no one ever invited Gahiggity here? Or is he someone here's alt?

Meh, never liked him.

magus · « **Reply #3213 on:** June 04, 2011, 10:47:03 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432454

i hold so much guilt

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #3214 on:** June 04, 2011, 11:23:22 AM »

Quote from: magus on June 04, 2011, 10:47:03 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432454

i hold so much guilt

Should be retitled ever feel left out of the groupthink.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #3215 on:** June 04, 2011, 11:25:40 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3216 on:** June 04, 2011, 11:55:50 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 04, 2011, 11:25:40 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF EXCLUSIVE SHOCKING EXPOSE: Sometimes you get raped in prison. More on this story as it breaks!

brob · « **Reply #3217 on:** June 04, 2011, 12:07:55 PM »

dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3218 on:** June 04, 2011, 12:18:39 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 04, 2011, 12:07:55 PM

dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

etiolate · « **Reply #3219 on:** June 04, 2011, 03:29:35 PM »

I have this weird feeling that devolution is going to get out of the college atmosphere, hit her 30s and suddenly take a huge turn into domesticity after her propaganda burnout.

Also, GAF should make a forum for the Sony fans who value their faithfulness to a company over their own consumer rights and the Nintendo fans that think Nintendo owes them Mario GTA and call it Future Mods in Training.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3220 on:** June 04, 2011, 03:36:05 PM »

I can't wait for the GAF thread when news breaks of the first My Little Pony fan to get arrested for child molestation or statutory rape or some such charge.

Narag · « **Reply #3221 on:** June 04, 2011, 05:11:18 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 04, 2011, 03:36:05 PM

I can't wait for the GAF thread when news breaks of the first My Little Pony fan to get arrested for child molestation or statutory rape or some such charge.

It'd just be people replying with links to the Star Wars/Star Trek pedophile classification thread interspersed with colbert "called it" .gifs.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3222 on:** June 04, 2011, 08:25:23 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 04, 2011, 11:25:40 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF has defended serial killers, pedophiles, and criminals who commit serious felonies in the past. This does not shock me nor is it new.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3223 on:** June 04, 2011, 08:37:04 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 04, 2011, 08:25:23 PM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 04, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF has defended serial killers, pedophiles, and criminals who commit serious felonies in the past. This does not shock me nor is it new.

We're coming up on the 4th Anniversary of this glorious thread:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=9918.0

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3224 on:** June 04, 2011, 08:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 04, 2011, 08:37:04 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on June 04, 2011, 08:25:23 PM
Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 04, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432399

itt: cheeseburgers who commit crimes are magically above the law

GAF has defended serial killers, pedophiles, and criminals who commit serious felonies in the past. This does not shock me nor is it new.

We're coming up on the 4th Anniversary of this glorious thread:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=9918.0

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846272&postcount=2

Oh, Stoney.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Don't worry, I know it wasn't really your fault, you were just under a lot of stress and peer pressure.

[close]

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3225 on:** June 04, 2011, 09:23:10 PM »

that thread is still the best.

Boogie · « **Reply #3226 on:** June 05, 2011, 03:39:04 AM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on June 04, 2011, 12:18:39 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 04, 2011, 12:07:55 PM
dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

I only read the first couple posts by lexi, and that was enough. Completely oblivious about the nature of the prison system, especially in the outrage and framing it as a "transexual" issue, rather than a "prison FUCKING SUCKS" issue. I imagine that if I read the whole thread I would be raging badly....

Watched a ton of that documentary today tho. Fascinating stuff. Even if the host is....err....not exactly the best personality for establishing a rapport with the prisoners....

etiolate · « **Reply #3227 on:** June 05, 2011, 03:57:04 AM »

you guys don't understand

victimization is being appropriated for those that truly deserve it by those few with the proper sensibilities to do so

otherwise people might think rape is part of some larger issue or something

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3228 on:** June 05, 2011, 08:37:01 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 03:39:04 AM

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on June 04, 2011, 12:18:39 PM
Quote from: Brobzoid on June 04, 2011, 12:07:55 PM
dear american prison system, y u so fucked up?

I only read the first couple posts by lexi, and that was enough. Completely oblivious about the nature of the prison system, especially in the outrage and framing it as a "transexual" issue, rather than a "prison FUCKING SUCKS" issue. I imagine that if I read the whole thread I would be raging badly....

Watched a ton of that documentary today tho. Fascinating stuff. Even if the host is....err....not exactly the best personality for establishing a rapport with the prisoners....

All I know is that lexi's male predecessor account was lockii, a bitchy, screechy, hyperbolic idiot. Changing genders can't fix stupid

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3229 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:26:18 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 05, 2011, 10:20:31 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432505

Boxes. FUCKING BOXES.

That thread's Time to Crate = 0 Seconds

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #3230 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:55:04 AM »

Nintendo brought boxes to e3? Stop the presses!

archie4208 · « **Reply #3231 on:** June 05, 2011, 12:05:28 PM »

My inside sources tell me that Nintendo's new system will come packaged in a box.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3232 on:** June 05, 2011, 01:32:59 PM »

Jesus. Between this thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432541 and this thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432545 I think its obvious to anyone who reads them that GAF is filled with socially distinguished mentally-challenged nerds. The first response to the letters thread just reeks of that douchebag manchild that everyone knows irl who just always has to have a disagreeable opinion and completely miss the point at the same time

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3233 on:** June 05, 2011, 01:48:47 PM »

I like how in the second thread, the threadshitters latched onto the religious statements and completely ruined the thread.

As an atheist, AtheistGAF has always confused the hell out of me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3234 on:** June 05, 2011, 02:04:20 PM »

Im more surprised about the people saying congratulations at a wedding doesnt make sense because who knows if its going to work? Seriously? Keep your mouth shut. Its called being respectful. Miserable fucks want others to be miserable I guess.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3235 on:** June 05, 2011, 02:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 05, 2011, 02:04:20 PM

Im more surprised about the people saying congratulations at a wedding doesnt make sense because who knows if its going to work? Seriously? Keep your mouth shut. Its called being respectful. Miserable fucks want others to be miserable I guess.

Sure but that goes against their quirky yet omniscient yet contrarian image they'd like to project.

It is interesting that they're miserable fucks except when it comes to their video game console manufacturer of choice, where they become doe-eyed irrational optimists.

etiolate · « **Reply #3236 on:** June 05, 2011, 02:24:05 PM »

congratulations are being appropriated for fleshlight acquisitions

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3237 on:** June 05, 2011, 02:30:12 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on June 05, 2011, 02:24:05 PM

congratulations are being appropriated for fleshlight acquisitions

Link?

I always thought it'd be obscenely profitable to have designer vaginas and assholes for fleshlights that you can change out. Like say Tori Black's vagina or Alexis Texas' asshole. They would of course be modeled in detail after these people. That way horny perverts can pop in a Rebeca Linares vagina into their fleshlights when they're watching her porn. Seems to make sense but maybe there is already something like that out there.

etiolate · « **Reply #3238 on:** June 05, 2011, 02:41:28 PM »

I'm just joking about what gaf would congrat

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3239 on:** June 05, 2011, 02:58:32 PM »

Only if a female or a transsexual were to use it.

If a male were to buy one, it would just be a demonstration of demonic total patriarchal dominance and kyriarchy over all womyn, who must bear the non denominational ankh of the sins of the male.

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