The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

Clearly you CAN'T read because "she can't sing that good" does not mean "she can't sing".

[brob]

stay losing khan. beyonce can't sing good. she's as middling as they come.

[Himu]

Khan, what say you about Irreplaceable?



Why can't Beyonce do one decent verse? Why does this have 32 million views?

[brob]

poor form himu. Don't kick someone who's already down.

[Himu]

I'm just being hard on him because I love him.

[Shaka Khan]

Youtube views?

Boy, you're all over the place.

[Himu]

It was just a random observation, sweetie. Not part of the argument.

[Shaka Khan]

Why does this song have 166 million views, Himu?



Just a random observation.

[Himu]

Goddamn, something we can agree on. Someone give me something so I commit harakiri.

Also, Avril has nothing to do with Beyonce.

[Shaka Khan]

Why does this song have 81 million views, Himu?



Just a random observation.

[Himu]

Easy. Gay people.

I went to a drag bar with some friends the other month and they played Born This Way while they did their thing. Gay people

[BlueTsunami]

I'm sorry but I'd become Hetero if my fucking sexual preference anthem was Born this Way.

[TakingBackSunday]

Wtf himu 

I went to a drag bar/club a week or so ago and it was hysterically fun.

[Himu]

Oh. Totally. I recommend everyone go to a drag bar at least once. It's hilarious.

Only bad part is when the host asks for "straights" and "gays" to rep their crew. What about bi's?

[brob]

It's Us vs Them himu. pick a side.

[Himu]

That's why I raised my hand when she asked for straights.

[Himu]

What if you suck a woman's gash AND suck a dude's dick?

[Himu]

What if you are ONLY attracted to the male reproductive organ -- DICK AND BALLS -- but think men themselves are disgusting and repulsive?

I mean, seriously. Everyone loves dick. Dudes love dick the most too. I mean, when you watch porn, you don't watch for the pussy. Because pussy ....well, it's a hole. But you watch to watch some DICK pounding that hole and you get a total boner.

The only difference between me and you is that I'm comfortable with myself to admit this.

Do you jack off while you look at yourself in the mirror? GAY.

[CajoleJuice]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

[AdmiralViscen]

What if you are ONLY attracted to the male reproductive organ -- DICK AND BALLS -- but think men themselves are disgusting and repulsive?

I mean, seriously. Everyone loves dick. Dudes love dick the most too. I mean, when you watch porn, you don't watch for the pussy. Because pussy ....well, it's a hole. But you watch to watch some DICK pounding that hole and you get a total boner.

The only difference between me and you is that I'm comfortable with myself to admit this.

Do you jack off while you look at yourself in the mirror? GAY.

Uhhh wrong dude. You could not be more wrong

[Himu]

Sounds like yer a big flaming cock sucker in the closet, viscen. The bore got to ya. You are now officially a cock sucker. Join us.

[ZephyrFate]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

[BlueTsunami]

Himu probably thinks Gay clubs are just full of fucking and sucking all night. Pouring vodka into gaping holes and pouring the now mixed liquid into festively shaped glasses.

[etiolate]

I find pussy to be very enjoyable to look at. I don't care about dicks much in porn. I just ask that they not look mutated or disfigured. The dick, much like the guy, shouldn't be a distraction from the girl. So no dudes grunting and no mutant penii.

[ZephyrFate]

That's why I raised my hand when she asked for straights.

If you've sucked a dude's dick, you are gay.

This is also categorically false, but I know it's a joke.

[Himu]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

I listen to jazz, rock, and ambient far more than I do modern pop.

Then again, my favorite genre is soul/funk/rnb, is that gay? It's mostly women singing.

[Shaka Khan]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Come on, Jole. You know better than this.

[ZephyrFate]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

I listen to jazz, rock, and ambient far more than I do modern pop.

Then again, my favorite genre is soul/funk/rnb, is that gay? It's mostly women singing.

It's so mega gay you're cartwheeling through a field of dicks.

ps let's go do that sometime

[Himu]

Himu probably thinks Gay clubs are just full of fucking and sucking all night. Pouring vodka into gaping holes and pouring the now mixed liquid into festively shaped glasses.

Gay clubs scare me. A lot of dudes hit me because I'm short, I guess. Now I know what it feels like to be a woman.

[Himu]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

I listen to jazz, rock, and ambient far more than I do modern pop.

Then again, my favorite genre is soul/funk/rnb, is that gay? It's mostly women singing.

It's so mega gay you're cartwheeling through a field of dicks.

ps let's go do that sometime

[Himu]

this is the gayest two pages in bore history

Agreed.

Who cares about Beyonce or Sade or any of that crap? Their "amazing" voices and singing has become the norm and generic, I'd rather listen to good shit kthnxbye.

Did you just say that Sade's voice is generic? Where is the fucking ignore button.

[ZephyrFate]

this is the gayest two pages in bore history

Agreed.

Who cares about Beyonce or Sade or any of that crap? Their "amazing" voices and singing has become the norm and generic, I'd rather listen to good shit kthnxbye.

Sade's voice is generic? Get the fuck out.

[Shaka Khan]

Get the fuck out Wrath

[ZephyrFate]

I don't give a crap himu, keep your shitty music to yourself.

The day Sade's music is "crap" is the day the world ends.

[etiolate]

Should I blame X-Factor and American Idol on gays? Because I've been blaming teenage girls.

[brob]

Sade generic? lulz

[Shaka Khan]

Should I blame X-Factor and American Idol on gays? Because I've been blaming teenage girls.

"Middle aged women" is the biggest demographic of these shows, followed by teenage girls. So no, you can't blame teh gays.

[ZephyrFate]

Is Sade that chick who made the instrumental for the men in black song?

No.



that's Sade.

[Himu]

Is Sade that chick who made the instrumental for the men in black song?

[ZephyrFate]

himu are you at the hinterland of your devotion? are you a soldier of love? 

[Himu]

himu are you at the hinterland of your devotion? are you a soldier of love? 

I LOVE SADE

[ZephyrFate]

himu are you at the hinterland of your devotion? are you a soldier of love? 

I LOVE SADE

I love her voice but my actual favorite Sade song is the instrumental, "Siempre Hay Esperanza"

[Phoenix Dark]

That's why I raised my hand when she asked for straights.

If you've sucked a dude's dick, you are gay.

[CajoleJuice]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Come on, Jole. You know better than this.

Ok, what about in gay gatherings? I'm honestly going by one trip to the now shut-down gay bar and the gay beach community on Fire Island.

And my dad loves Sade.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is Sade that chick who made the instrumental for the men in black song?

news feed this

smh

[ZephyrFate]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Come on, Jole. You know better than this.

Ok, what about in gay gatherings? I'm honestly going by one trip to the now shut-down gay bar and the gay beach community on Fire Island.

And my dad loves Sade.

When my gay friends gather we listen to other shit besides Gaga.

[Himu]

Be nice to wrath, guys. He's young.

[CajoleJuice]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Come on, Jole. You know better than this.

Ok, what about in gay gatherings? I'm honestly going by one trip to the now shut-down gay bar and the gay beach community on Fire Island.

And my dad loves Sade.

When my gay friends gather we listen to other shit besides Gaga.

Cher and Madonna?

Ok, I'll stop trolling, but I guess Fire Island is really gay.

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, it's just like any straight person. Only replace Lady Gaga with Matchbox 20.

[Phoenix Dark]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

[ZephyrFate]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

[CajoleJuice]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

vaguely?

[Phoenix Dark]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

He's pretty cool. But I must say, outside of him I only know one other gay dude who doesn't listen to dance music, love Gaga, and watch the Disney Channel  :'(

[TakingBackSunday]

Oh wrath.  There's so much wrong in that post, I'm afraid.

[BlueTsunami]

Zephyr needs to learn the fine art of gay subtext. How to go about this when one is actually gay is beyond my means.

[ZephyrFate]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

He's pretty cool. But I must say, outside of him I only know one other gay dude who doesn't listen to dance music, love Gaga, and watch the Disney Channel  :'(

Not enough gays like GOOD dance music, like Kaskade. Shit's dope, yo.

bluetsunami: I know gay subtext, I just choose to willfully ignore it. It's too subtle.

[Himu]

I know gay people who listen to what you'd stereotypically think a gay guy listens to and I know gay people who have pretty damn good taste in music.

Himu is the former.

Aside from Lady Gaga what stereotypically gay music do I listen to?

[BlueTsunami]

bluetsunami: I know gay subtext, I just choose to willfully ignore it. It's too subtle.

But its hotter when you need to spread between the lines  :'(

[ZephyrFate]

bluetsunami: I know gay subtext, I just choose to willfully ignore it. It's too subtle.

But its hotter when you need to spread between the lines  :'(

for you I will spread myself big and wide

[Himu]

Gay Guys: Lady Gaga and Madonna
Straight Guys: Lil Wayne and Linkin Park
Straight Women: Justin Bieber.
Lesbians: *insert obscure indie darling here*
Bisexual Asian Women: whatever Himuro listens to.

What bisexual asian women? Where is wrath GETTING this shit? In any case, to talk about my taste in music and then hate on Sade is abysmal. The unforgivable sin.