Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6034327 times)

tiesto · « **Reply #13440 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:10:36 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on January 18, 2012, 09:08:33 AM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459297

I love these threads. You can tell it is cathartic for all the posters who want to rage against popular vidya but are afraid to do so in other places.

Ehhh, I rage against western "AAA" games whenever I get the chance, I don't need that thread to do it

Tasty · « **Reply #13441 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:17:18 PM »

My second attempt at starting an avatar meme is a success. You may call me... TRENDSETTER

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #13442 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on January 18, 2012, 12:17:18 PM

My second attempt at starting an avatar meme is a success. You may call me... TRENDSETTER

You cannot fathom how envious I am. I know that performing such a feat myself is certainly on my bucket list.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13443 on:** January 18, 2012, 09:43:50 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34381821&postcount=173

Guy worked at GameStop and EA guy came in wanting RE4. CONFIRMED.

Reb · « **Reply #13444 on:** January 19, 2012, 08:18:46 AM »

This is embarrassing:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448236&page=6

Momo · « **Reply #13445 on:** January 19, 2012, 09:25:56 AM »

I think I mentioned that thread before and compared it to the frequency thread.

brob · « **Reply #13446 on:** January 19, 2012, 10:41:55 AM »

wrath got banned again? search is still down so someone tell me whats up

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #13447 on:** January 19, 2012, 10:46:44 AM »

Search is working for me.

I'm guessing it was this? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34237376&highlight=#post34237376

brob · « **Reply #13448 on:** January 19, 2012, 11:04:52 AM »

ya, search working now. cheers.

that seemed like a jokey response to an obviously jokey remark though

Broseidon · « **Reply #13449 on:** January 19, 2012, 11:10:29 AM »

Silly Saudi

Mupepe · « **Reply #13450 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:48:59 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459067&page=8

There are some really, really naive people in this thread. Especially on that page. They really think the 200+ Chinese Navy ships would be anything more than a nuisance for the US Navy? They really don't think in an all out war the world wouldn't revert back to carpet bombing campaigns in a win at any cost scenario? What the hell are they smoking?

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #13451 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:51:24 PM »

I guess the linking to old posts in that Greatest GAF Moments thread was a little too bold?

Himu · « **Reply #13452 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:51:24 PM »

i thought evilore said it was okay.

brob · « **Reply #13453 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on January 19, 2012, 04:39:47 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on January 19, 2012, 10:41:55 AM
wrath got banned again? search is still down so someone tell me whats up

reason for ban: dupe account
date ban will be lifted: never

suspected as much.

Tasty · « **Reply #13454 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on January 19, 2012, 04:39:47 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on January 19, 2012, 10:41:55 AM
wrath got banned again? search is still down so someone tell me whats up

reason for ban: dupe account
date ban will be lifted: never

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13455 on:** January 19, 2012, 10:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on January 19, 2012, 04:39:47 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on January 19, 2012, 10:41:55 AM
wrath got banned again? search is still down so someone tell me whats up

reason for ban: dupe account
date ban will be lifted: never

That's too bad and I have no idea why they're banning you over that now.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13456 on:** January 19, 2012, 11:23:05 PM »

dupe accounts left: thousands

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #13457 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:28:15 AM »

I think you saw it coming, pal. Sometimes it felt like you were ~~asking~~ hoping you'd get caught. No subtlety whatsoever lol.

Himu · « **Reply #13458 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:29:40 AM »

He said Evilore was okay with it though.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #13459 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:35:55 AM »

I'm out out of the loop, did he ask EL directly or are we going by Oscar's notes the other day?

Either way, I'm sure Wrath could find a new way in if he still cares about the place.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13460 on:** January 20, 2012, 08:18:32 AM »

Next Wrath name on gaf:

Not Yazeed

archie4208 · « **Reply #13461 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:57:11 AM »

Meeru was kinda obvious about it

Funny thing, he has been harassing our Dota 2 inhouse games and being a giant dick in general. I'm pretty sure that is his 4th GAF account, too. I have no clue why he can't just let it go.

Momo · « **Reply #13462 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:48:06 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 20, 2012, 09:54:13 AM

I think you were too obvious about it. However often it is waived, it's still a rule, and he generally isn't too good with people flaunting too openly about breaking rules. Hence how even I got banned a few times.

An admin should never get involved in moderation apart from rare occasions when there isnt another option. Administration and moderation is two entirely different things that needs skillsets as different as honey and salt.

Tasty · « **Reply #13463 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:34:02 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 20, 2012, 09:54:13 AM

I think you were too obvious about it. However often it is waived, it's still a rule, and he generally isn't too good with people flaunting too openly about breaking rules. Hence how even I got banned a few times.

Really? For what?

Momo · « **Reply #13464 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 20, 2012, 11:09:21 AM

Yeah, but on the other hand, it's his fucking website, so your argument is invalid.

I've been burnt before trying to moderate as an admin so I know how it is. Just encouraging good forum practice =L

Broseidon · « **Reply #13465 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:44:33 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34421060#post34421060

Momo · « **Reply #13466 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:50:35 PM »

Two more turtles, splinter, shredder, crang and banana raincoat wearing bitch to go.

spindashing · « **Reply #13467 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:00:53 PM »

we need casey jones

Mupepe · « **Reply #13468 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:33:55 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459578

Wow. This guy just got bitch smacked by his roommate and he says "oh well and I started cleaning it up"

What a fucking pussy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13469 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:35:25 PM »

"He can sleep walk piss on his side of the room all he wants! He doesn't clean his side at all anyway so no one would notice probably.

And you probably weren't serious but I don't want to make enemies of him because that will just come back to haunt me later so I don't think I will tell any one specifically what happened.

Except if there is a room change people will know something is up so fuck it."

What a fucking taco. Get used to being everyone's bitch for the rest of your life, loser.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13470 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:44:31 PM »

randomly viewing gaf threads and...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32525249&postcount=3774

the elf chick is porn star Risi Simms. I'm 95% sure of that.

Momo · « **Reply #13471 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:56:30 PM »

My roommate would have woke up outside with a huge headache where my fist connected with his face.

Momo · « **Reply #13472 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:58:06 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34420507&postcount=21

Did this guy really get banned for this? That ludicrous if so

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13473 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:58:51 PM »

wow, what a vag. i had a roommate piss in a corner once and i flipped my shit on him. he was scrubbin' the carpet and wall for hours while i non-stop smh'd. seriously: it's GROSS and disrespectful when you share a place with someone. set some boundaries, tweeberts!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13474 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:59:40 PM »

He cleaned up the dude's pee?

At the very least, that printer should have gone in the trash and he'd be buying another one.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13475 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:00:56 PM »

Apparently telling someone that they're a shithead and that pissing on your stuff is a douchebag move makes YOU the asshole. Fucking pansy GAF is in full force in that thread. Why would any woman sleep with them when they can't even stand up for themselves?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13476 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:01:07 PM »

"Hello, GAF, my roommate got drunk last night and sleep-peed in my mouth. I tried to get to the bathroom, but someone was already in there, so I swallowed the pee. Oh well."

Mupepe · « **Reply #13477 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:03:29 PM »

"and while his dick was there I went ahead and sucked it. It's really all you can do if you want to be a good roommate. I don't want to get on his bad side after all."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13478 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:04:29 PM »

If you go to the RA, everyone's gonna know something's up, OMG! Snitches get stitches.

Momo · « **Reply #13479 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:08:38 PM »

I remember I once made a thread on GAF about a roomate/visitor potentially having spat in my coffee/cereal. Cant recall much about how it went.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13480 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:50:53 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2012, 02:03:29 PM

"and while his dick was there I went ahead and sucked it. It's really all you can do if you want to be a good roommate. I don't want to get on his bad side after all."

post this

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13481 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:55:40 PM »

well, i took one for the greater cause of BASIC MASCULINITY

Momo · « **Reply #13482 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:57:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34430027&postcount=160

poor sod got banned too

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13483 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:58:46 PM »

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #13484 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:01:26 PM »

Quote from: Momo on January 20, 2012, 02:57:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34430027&postcount=160

poor sod got banned too

Long overdue. With all the bullets that guy dodged, you would have thought he was that guy in that movie. You know, the guy who dodged bullets... in that movie.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13485 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:03:16 PM »

i want a reality show called: "Okay: GAF Roommates" where four conflict avoidant beta gaffers room with gary busey and ted nugent.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13486 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:05:13 PM »

@ dat post

Tasty · « **Reply #13487 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2012, 02:03:29 PM

"and while his dick was there I went ahead and sucked it. It's really all you can do if you want to be a good roommate. I don't want to get on his bad side after all."

What, that's frowned on now?

Momo · « **Reply #13488 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:15:30 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on January 20, 2012, 03:01:26 PM

Quote from: Momo on January 20, 2012, 02:57:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34430027&postcount=160

poor sod got banned too
Long overdue. With all the bullets that guy dodged, you would have thought he was that guy in that movie. You know, the guy who dodged bullets... in that movie.

bork · « **Reply #13489 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:45:08 PM »

Quote from: ZZMitch

Hi GAF!

I am a first year at school in Toronto and was awoken about an hour ago to my roommate (who was piss drink by the looks of it) peeing on my printer which was on my desk.

my side of the room is going to smell like piss for ages

and it took me almost an hour to clean everything up.

He pissed all over my fucking shoes and part of my backpark too, I mean damn.

I am so fucking tired right now that I really don't want to deal with this anymore, but tomorrow shit is going to go down.

This may be overreacting

Broseidon · « **Reply #13490 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:24:45 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34432382&postcount=2

$:-\$

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #13491 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:34:27 PM »

Maybe I can forgive Amirox for being an obnoxious conversation monopolizer now. I'll think about it.

Himu · « **Reply #13492 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 20, 2012, 05:24:45 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34432382&postcount=2

$:-\$

It all makes sense. That poor lad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13493 on:** January 20, 2012, 07:25:50 PM »

That kind of puts a lot of Amir0x's shit into perspective $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13494 on:** January 20, 2012, 08:27:34 PM »

If I had a male roommate and he pissed on my printer I'd totally, secretively, access our router and limit his bandwidth usage and feign ignorance when he passively asks me why the internet is slow over tv dinner

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13495 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:55:42 PM »

Most gaffers avoid conflict because it gives them an entitled sense of self respect:

"I coulda kicked his ass but I took the high road."

There's a difference between avoiding unnecessary violence and being a sackless pussy. These are often the people that go to police threads and say that all cops are scum for using a taser on a violent suspect at a drug bust.

Akala · « **Reply #13496 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:41:50 PM »

IDK, I had an old roomie that pissed in the corner of my room once. on my booksack. with textbooks.

I didn't really flip out all that much, he had stumbled to his bed soon after, and I put some kitchen gloves on and placed it on his back. thought it was hilarious and slept on the couch. prob would have been more furious if it wasn't isolated in the corner...had words the next morning. apparently it was a PARTY FOUL me putting the nasty booksack on him, but in the end he paid me off for the books/booksack and cleaned up.

the thing I remember most was him showing me something he found in his bed later...it was one of those crappy clear basic bic pens full of piss.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13497 on:** January 21, 2012, 03:18:03 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459720

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459721

parallax · « **Reply #13498 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:43:45 AM »

although i know better, i still dont know why i get involved in racially charged threads....

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13499 on:** January 21, 2012, 10:19:36 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 21, 2012, 03:18:03 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459720

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459721

Quote

I wish I could have had tapeworms or something....at least those don't lay eggs on your butthole at night.

GAF needs a newsfeed, because this would clearly be feed-worthy.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6034327 times)