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Robo

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« Reply #13980 on: February 02, 2012, 06:06:18 PM »
I had K'nex, Duplos, Technic, Legos, Erector, Lincoln Logs, and a sister.  :smug

And you put all of them in your mouth.  :smug

That's not true, I would never try to eat a Lincoln Log.
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Himu

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« Reply #13981 on: February 02, 2012, 06:29:15 PM »
How is that weird?
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« Reply #13982 on: February 02, 2012, 06:33:51 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461543

great OP, develops nicely and just as you think it's wrapping up some lady-gaffer comes in talking about how she'd cut her bf's dick off if he ever looked at porn, but oh it's not an issue cuz he don't and never will. no secrets in healthy relationships y'all!

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« Reply #13983 on: February 02, 2012, 06:36:09 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461543

great OP, develops nicely and just as you think it's wrapping up some lady-gaffer comes in talking about how she'd cut her bf's dick off if he ever looked at porn, but oh it's not an issue cuz he don't and never will. no secrets in healthy relationships y'all!

...when does the lady gaffer come in?

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« Reply #13984 on: February 02, 2012, 06:38:50 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461543

great OP, develops nicely and just as you think it's wrapping up some lady-gaffer comes in talking about how she'd cut her bf's dick off if he ever looked at porn, but oh it's not an issue cuz he don't and never will. no secrets in healthy relationships y'all!

how do people not even understand Incognito mode

brob

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« Reply #13985 on: February 02, 2012, 06:39:10 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461543

great OP, develops nicely and just as you think it's wrapping up some lady-gaffer comes in talking about how she'd cut her bf's dick off if he ever looked at porn, but oh it's not an issue cuz he don't and never will. no secrets in healthy relationships y'all!

...when does the lady gaffer come in?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34787560&postcount=654


Himu

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« Reply #13986 on: February 02, 2012, 06:39:30 PM »
I certainly won't be "weirded" out by that, though. That's an odd choice of words.
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Himu

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« Reply #13987 on: February 02, 2012, 06:41:25 PM »
What is with women and porn. I showed my ex some porn and she's like,"I feel like you're cheating on me."
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brob

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« Reply #13988 on: February 02, 2012, 06:44:47 PM »
I blame america. never have I encountered womenfolk opposed to pornography in the great state of europe.

Himu

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« Reply #13989 on: February 02, 2012, 06:48:47 PM »
Can I shack up with you, Brob?
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brob

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« Reply #13990 on: February 02, 2012, 06:52:02 PM »
My bed is only 3 foot wide, so it might be a tight squeeze but we'll make it work.

etiolate

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« Reply #13991 on: February 02, 2012, 07:02:11 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461543

great OP, develops nicely and just as you think it's wrapping up some lady-gaffer comes in talking about how she'd cut her bf's dick off if he ever looked at porn, but oh it's not an issue cuz he don't and never will. no secrets in healthy relationships y'all!

...when does the lady gaffer come in?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34787560&postcount=654



someone's joke account?

Broseidon

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« Reply #13992 on: February 02, 2012, 07:41:31 PM »
That's where my money is.
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« Reply #13993 on: February 02, 2012, 07:49:25 PM »
What is with women and porn. I showed my ex some porn and she's like,"I feel like you're cheating on me."

You should see the other thread. I talk about it a bit. I watch porn. In fact I've been pretty dismayed at the fucking racism, I had no idea.

This broad is the reason why I deal with so many assumptions that I constantly have to push back against.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2012, 07:54:42 PM by Needs More Cowbell »

TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #13994 on: February 02, 2012, 07:58:59 PM »
most girls I've dated/fooled around with have had no big issues with porn.  they can't be there all the time to help a brother out

but yeah mainstream porn can be extremely racist.  not to mention most the girls in it are fucking awful human beings
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Himu

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« Reply #13995 on: February 02, 2012, 08:08:55 PM »
What racism?

Like when they say "love me some niccer dick" or something?
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TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #13996 on: February 02, 2012, 08:09:53 PM »
some of that, which isn't too bad I suppose, but more behind the scenes stuff.  A lot, a LOT of pornstars refuse to work with black talent, and it's just stupid.
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Himu

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« Reply #13997 on: February 02, 2012, 08:12:19 PM »
I wouldn't know bout the politics of porn. I try not to think about it as I don't want to feel more guilty about it knowing what happens to the average female porn star.
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« Reply #13998 on: February 02, 2012, 08:18:33 PM »
What racism?

Like when they say "love me some niccer dick" or something?

Find me some interracial stuff that's not cuckolding, gang bangs, etc.

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« Reply #13999 on: February 02, 2012, 08:25:47 PM »
I wouldn't know bout the politics of porn. I try not to think about it as I don't want to feel more guilty about it knowing what happens to the average female porn star.

"What happens"? They choose the profession. Most of them look at it like a job. Louie Theroux did a real good documentary on this once, here's a good clip

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Himu

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« Reply #14000 on: February 02, 2012, 08:26:26 PM »
What racism?

Like when they say "love me some niccer dick" or something?

Find me some interracial stuff that's not cuckolding, gang bangs, etc.

I hate cuckold bullshit.

Just favorited this the other day

 :nsfw :nsfw
:nsfw :nsfw

Half the porn I watch is interracial due to the variety and I go out of my way to avoid cuckold and (occasionally) groupies. This shit is offa my xhamster favorites list.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2012, 03:36:09 PM by lyte edge »
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Broseidon

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« Reply #14001 on: February 02, 2012, 08:28:10 PM »
There's more porn links in that post than there are in an entire page of the NSFW thread :lol
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Himu

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« Reply #14002 on: February 02, 2012, 08:30:01 PM »
I WAS GETTIN SOME HEAD. I WAS GETTIN SOME HEAD. I WAS G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GITTIN I WAS GETTIN SOME HEAD
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Himu

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« Reply #14003 on: February 02, 2012, 08:37:06 PM »
lmao devo disappeared. gonna get her schlick schlick on.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #14004 on: February 02, 2012, 08:38:45 PM »
 :-*
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« Reply #14005 on: February 02, 2012, 08:40:56 PM »
lmao devo disappeared. gonna get her schlick schlick on.

Oh sorry I was posting in that porn thread on gaf, time to wank to your links.

Himu

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« Reply #14006 on: February 02, 2012, 08:41:47 PM »
PORN SHALL SAVE US ALL

PORN IS THE KEY TO PEACEFUL HUMAN RELATIONS.
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« Reply #14007 on: February 02, 2012, 08:42:55 PM »
There's a lot of racism in porn. White stars are often signed to management agencies that tell these girls they can get contract studio (like Vivid) attention if they focus on the mainstream, white market. There are a lot of white fans who don't like chicks who do IR, so these girls try to play to that and advance their career.

That's why I love Sasha Grey and will salute her to my dying day. She became one of the biggest pornstars in the industry while heavily supporting IR porn. She was able to retire young and pursue other things, and now has a pretty decent mainstream career in terms of acting.
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Himu

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« Reply #14008 on: February 02, 2012, 08:44:50 PM »
One time i watched this interracial porn and this girl's dad was in the kkk. and you saw this kkk dude on the couch every few minutes because lol black dude is tagging his daughter's front hole. Nothing made me lose my chub faster than that video.
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« Reply #14011 on: February 02, 2012, 09:35:01 PM »
I'm just happy that Batman: Digital Justice got mentioned, easily one of the worst things I've ever seen. And they had the GALL to act like it was the future of comics. :lol

For the lols:

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Digital Justice will be compared to such dystopian visions as 1984, Brave New World, Blade Runner, the novels of Philip K Dick, the works of so-called "cyperbunk" writers in recent science fiction, and, of course, the classic Batman comics that inspired it. Although it has elements in common with all these, it is something more - a graphic novel that comments on the redeeming power of myth. It both criticizes and embodies the technology that is changing how we think, how we live, and quite possibly, who we are.

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Digital Justice, which took more than a year to create, puts the latest advances in computer graphics at the service of what comic books have become at the dawn of the Twenty First Century - a state-of-the-art combination of 3D modelling, Raster and Vector painting and drawing programs, page layout and storytelling. It was produced on a Macintosh II System, with an 8bit/32bit color board, a system palette of 16,000,000 possible colors, 8MB of RAM, a removable 45 MB hard disk drive and a 19" Trinitron monitor. Many of the software programs used in creating the book were in beta version but are now available commercially. The lettering was designed to duplicate the look and charm of traditional comic book hand-lettering.

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A Bohemian technocrat, Pepe Moreno was one of the first comic artists to realize the enormous possibilities of the Macintosh computer as a creative tool and to apply those possibilities to his work. As one knowledgeable editor says, "Pepe is a true visionary. What he's into now is what we'll ALL be into in ten years. Heaven knows where Pepe will be by then."

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« Last Edit: February 02, 2012, 09:44:57 PM by Great Rumbler »
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« Reply #14014 on: February 03, 2012, 12:05:05 AM »
How dare racism sully the fine upstanding pornography industry!!!11!

I'm sure racism exists because the target market is the people who actually pay for porn.  Casual internet viewers who go to xhamster don't generate any kind of income for them so I don't see why they would tailor their content to people who rip it off.
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ZephyrFate

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« Reply #14015 on: February 03, 2012, 12:34:30 AM »
I love big black dick in porn

Shaka Khan

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« Reply #14016 on: February 03, 2012, 01:15:30 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34794086&postcount=55

:rofl

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Not only is it hilarious, but it's a creative way to highlight how fucking clueless Liefeld is about the human anatomy.
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« Reply #14017 on: February 03, 2012, 03:33:08 AM »
Some dude is uber mad I'm telling my gender to chill the fuck out about their guys watching porn.

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« Reply #14018 on: February 03, 2012, 03:35:47 AM »
I love big black dick in porn

just in porn?  ;)
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ZephyrFate

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« Reply #14019 on: February 03, 2012, 03:56:57 AM »
secrets  :-*

parallax

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« Reply #14020 on: February 03, 2012, 04:02:35 AM »
Some dude is uber mad I'm telling my gender to chill the fuck out about their guys watching porn.

He's mad that you're telling chicks to cool out?

Shadow Mod

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« Reply #14021 on: February 03, 2012, 04:13:19 AM »
Some dude is uber mad I'm telling my gender to chill the fuck out about their guys watching porn.

He's mad that you're telling chicks to cool out?

Yes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34801858&postcount=372

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« Reply #14022 on: February 03, 2012, 04:44:26 AM »
you got called out

Momo

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« Reply #14023 on: February 03, 2012, 05:08:23 AM »
in·con·gru·ous  [in-kong-groo-uhs] 
adjective
1. out of keeping or place; inappropriate; unbecoming: an incongruous effect; incongruous behavior.

2. not harmonious in character; inconsonant; lacking harmony of parts: an incongruous mixture of architectural styles.

3. inconsistent: actions that were incongruous with their professed principles.

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« Reply #14025 on: February 03, 2012, 11:32:46 AM »
And they got off easy; at least they didn't spill your soda.
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« Reply #14026 on: February 03, 2012, 11:46:22 AM »
There's this one particular porn that's pretty hot but also racist. Two white girls are bored at a hotel and the skeevier one says, I quote "Lets call up some distinguished black fellows" and they proceed to get fucked by two large black men. The banter between fucker and fuckee is racial, white girl continues to call the black dude a distinguished black fellow and the black dude makes comments about dis' white girls nasty pussy. Its so fucking hot. You start hearing farting noises and its the big black dicks moving air out of said pussies. One of the white girl looks at the camera and exclaims "You hear that? There's no more air in my pussy!" or something along those lines. My jerking memories are hazy like that.
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« Reply #14027 on: February 03, 2012, 05:46:21 PM »
And they got off easy; at least they didn't spill your soda.

 :lol
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« Reply #14028 on: February 03, 2012, 06:33:17 PM »
There's this one particular porn that's pretty hot but also racist. Two white girls are bored at a hotel and the skeevier one says, I quote "Lets call up some distinguished black fellows" and they proceed to get fucked by two large black men. The banter between fucker and fuckee is racial, white girl continues to call the black dude a distinguished black fellow and the black dude makes comments about dis' white girls nasty pussy. Its so fucking hot. You start hearing farting noises and its the big black dicks moving air out of said pussies. One of the white girl looks at the camera and exclaims "You hear that? There's no more air in my pussy!" or something along those lines. My jerking memories are hazy like that.

Check out Spring Thomas  :teehee
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #14029 on: February 03, 2012, 06:39:32 PM »
I had a conversation 3 days ago with two dudes who believed watching porn was cheating, I owned them in that debate. They can't even look me in the eye anymore.

They were probably skeeved out about you walking up to them and just randomly discussing your porn viewing habits during lunch.
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #14030 on: February 03, 2012, 09:34:09 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869

:lol well this got interesting.

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« Reply #14031 on: February 03, 2012, 09:56:45 PM »
Wasn't there someone else on GAF who lied about being Japanese back in the day? Kistune-something or other?

Regardless, wow. :lol
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« Reply #14032 on: February 03, 2012, 10:15:27 PM »
Sugoiii...
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« Reply #14033 on: February 03, 2012, 11:12:41 PM »
Wasn't there someone else on GAF who lied about being Japanese back in the day? Kistune-something or other?

Regardless, wow. :lol

Yeah, Kitsune.  Shit was epic.
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« Reply #14035 on: February 03, 2012, 11:39:00 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869

:lol well this got interesting.

Post #34

I first I was like "well maybe it was just a misunderstanding" then more stuff came out and I was like "LOL WEEABOO!"
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Momo

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #14037 on: February 04, 2012, 10:36:45 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869

:lol well this got interesting.

Post #34
I have him on my PSN/Battlelog/Origin. He's a pretty sincere fellow from what I could tell, I doubt he's telling porkies.

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« Reply #14038 on: February 04, 2012, 03:14:08 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869

:lol well this got interesting.

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I have him on my PSN/Battlelog/Origin. He's a pretty sincere fellow from what I could tell, I doubt he's telling porkies.

For someone who claims to be native Japanese and recently moved to the US, he's never played a single game in Japanese based on his PSN account. :lol

He also loves playing "broshooters" even though he bashes them to no end on GAF. :lol

Begging for an English translation of Tales of Xillia? Aren't you Japanese dude? :lol

I need to stop e-stalking.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2012, 03:37:58 PM by Mr. Gundam »
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« Reply #14039 on: February 04, 2012, 03:48:17 PM »
No, no continue e-stalking, it's not harming anyone :lol