The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[fistfulofmetal]

dont be such a party pooper. it's all in good fun.


pm me another.

[parallax]

I have at least 1 GAF stalker.

True story.

"at least 1"? what have you done to garner so much attention?

Believe it or not, I actually have "fans"

People PM me

what in the? i dont understand why anyone would have fans, unless they came on gaf famous.

[fistfulofmetal]

please

[Broseidon]

I have at least 1 GAF stalker.

True story.

"at least 1"? what have you done to garner so much attention?

Believe it or not, I actually have "fans"

People PM me

what in the? i dont understand why anyone would have fans, unless they came on gaf famous.

Well I got this last week, for example:

[fistfulofmetal]

i've still got it.

[parallax]

ok, now im curious broseidon, are you a famous person?

[Himu]

this is now the best thread on eb

[Flannel Boy]

this is now the best thread on eb

That says a lot about thebore. 

[fistfulofmetal]

 

[Himu]

this is now the best thread on eb

That says a lot about thebore. 

fucking hilarious?

[Boogie]

this is now the best thread on eb

That's rich considering you probably spend half your time in this thread bitching about it.

[Broseidon]

ok, now im curious broseidon, are you a famous person?

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No

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[parallax]

ok, now im curious broseidon, are you a famous person?

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No

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then gaf is creepier than i give it credit for then.

[Broseidon]

Not my fault everyone likes me

Try being a better poster

[Flannel Boy]

I'm a fan of Andrew Vestal, and he doesn't respond to my hundreds of PM's either.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

go away malek (if thats you and really if it isn't it should be)

[Flannel Boy]

Are lepers not allowed to view profile pages?

[pilonv1]

@ fistfuls avatar

she's a little too short for my typical tastes tbh

What's her height? 720 pixels?

[Broseidon]

Are lepers not allowed to view profile pages?

Well hovering over your MSN icon says "malek" 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Are lepers not allowed to view profile pages?

nope

[Tasty]

Who says this isn't fun n games

at least we aren't making fun of nintendo fans amirite

We just made fun of Andrex!

[Broseidon]

They sexy

[Boogie]

Not my fault everyone likes me

Try being a better poster

I've gotten complimentary PMs from Manos in the past, and it makes me feel dirty.

[Shaka Khan]

Did this thread really grow 5 fucking pages over the course of 3 hours?!

[fistfulofmetal]

i found another picture, btw.


jackpot.

[Broseidon]

Did this thread really grow 5 fucking pages over the course of 3 hours?!

At least it's somewhat related to GAF talk rather than 5 pages of people ranking their favourite loli moe animu shit or which FF game had the biggest impact on their childhood.

[Barry Egan]

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this is her right? Eh she's cool but not creepable

I've never seen someone look so uncomfortable in my life.

Here's my take (I'm an expert): Chick flirts with guys at a meetup, but she thinks she's just "being nice." One guy falls for it. Exchange of phone numbers. He texts her, hoping she'll bite. She responds in a friendly manner, but not nearly as often as he texts her. To him, this means she must be tired/busy and he should continue to keep her on the line (that she was never on to begin with). To her, it's cute and flattering at first and then she gets annoyed and creeped out as it goes on. She continues to be creeped out as he continues to pursue this elusive creature. Situation eventually detonates.

She obviously knew he was interested but never really flat out turned him down until he called her out. If she wasn't interested, she should've sucked it up, grew a pair, and told him. If she couldn't grow a pair, then she could've at least dropped hints about being interested in EL instead. Or friendzoned him completely, i.e. "you're such a good friend." Anything else really, and he would've reluctantly gotten the hint. Instead she continued to respond in a vague yet friendly manner that any chubby virgin would mistake as high relationship probability.

Of course, this is just going on the known "facts" (lol). From what was presented, it is a classic case of cute-girl-chubby-guy rather than stalker material. She thinks he's a nice, friend-type who wouldn't dare hit on her, and he thinks he has a chance and jumped the gun on their nonexistent status. lulz all around.

Lennedsay.

[fistfulofmetal]

No shit, it's not like H.Protagonist was one of the most prolific posters in the Real Pic thread.

i haven't been following it.

[BlueTsunami]

Lennedsay with the real talk

[pilonv1]

i found another picture, btw.


jackpot.

this isn't going to end well

[parallax]

i found another picture, btw.


jackpot.

this isn't going to end well

nope. not in the slightest

[pilonv1]

And I can't wait

[fistfulofmetal]

someone should invite her

[BlueTsunami]

She earnestly answered a question I had about Wild Arms 6, leave her alone!

[parallax]

someone should invite her

.....yeah. i dont think anyone is gonna do that. and even if they were, i doubt she would come.

[fistfulofmetal]

you never know unless you try.

[parallax]

you never know unless you try.

why do you want her here?

[CajoleJuice]

i invited lennedsay. me

[fistfulofmetal]

help a brotha out

[fistfulofmetal]

she wouldn't know the classic GAF personalities.

perfect.

[lennedsay]

i invited lennedsay. me

I only signed up after BlackMage invited me. 

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BlackMage said he enjoyed my posts and I seemed like a cool dude. 

sorry, i could have sworn you were a guy by some of your posts. uh no offense.

What a panty-peeler!

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[Tasty]

So who is James pressing charges on? Tyler or the girl?

[pilonv1]

harden up princess, SA forums aren't for the meek. I would post there more often but I can't remember my password

[Joe Molotov]

SomethingAwful is not friendly to new users at all. My avatar is a crying baby that says "Stupid Newbie", and on my user control panel, I have a message that says "No new PMs (because no one likes you)."

Sounds like $10 well spent.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

SomethingAwful is not friendly to new users at all. My avatar is a crying baby that says "Stupid Newbie", and on my user control panel, I have a message that says "No new PMs (because no one likes you)."

Yeah, it's not a forum that fawns over some guy with a variable 140/160/90th percentile IQ just for showing up.

[archie4208]

Something Awful is an elitist site for smug neckbeards who think paying $10 makes them better than other people.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i made out fine there 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I like SA.  I don't really post there but I do quite a bit of lurking.  I always find something good to read there.

[Joe Molotov]

I like their Game Center CX translations.

[CajoleJuice]

The SA sports community is pretty great from what I've gathered, too. I just never wanted to pay or get involved with another forum after I joined GAF. Then EB happened, anyway.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

i made out fine there 

http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=161870

Goodbye shitposting troll.

Sure you did bro.

[pilonv1]

The SA sports community is pretty great from what I've gathered, too. I just never wanted to pay or get involved with another forum after I joined GAF. Then EB happened, anyway.

I'd probably migrate there if I got banned from GAF. RealGM is just too dumb for my liking.

[pilonv1]

i made out fine there 

http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=161870

Goodbye shitposting troll.

Sure you did bro.

wow

[cool breeze]

I'm not too familiar with something awful but I think that's the place to go if you actually like video games.  Or was it quarter to three.  One of those not-gaf and not-gamefaqs forums.

[pilonv1]

Quarter To Three is for people who like video games. It's more PC centric though.

[fistfulofmetal]

I could probably have some fun on SA but I doubt I would last long there.

[FatalT]

I haven't had any problems on SA. It's a good community.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=130553

[Himu]

Give me your username and I will send you a pm, Awesome-O

[ZephyrFate]

SomethingAwful is not friendly to new users at all. My avatar is a crying baby that says "Stupid Newbie", and on my user control panel, I have a message that says "No new PMs (because no one likes you)."

Yeah, it's not a forum that fawns over some guy with a variable 140/160/90th percentile IQ just for showing up.

 

Anyway, I'll be treading lightly. Apparently you can get banned pretty easily.

for someone who has been banned often from GAF, I have received only minor probations on SA despite doing my usual stuff. The mods crack down on actual shit rather than the useless stuff GAF mods will ban you over.

Basically, rules:

1. Type well
2. Don't post while drunk/high and if you do at least never admit that you are
3. Don't use catchphrases
4. Don't use "lol" or the like
5. Make every post have some amount of content. Even a sentence.

The "Stupid Newbie" et. al. is to provoke you into buying an avatar, which costs $5. And the other minor jokes are just whatever. It even compliments you on logging out. It's just an SA shtick and doesn't mean anything.


tl;dr SomethingAwful is the best forum on the Internet

[Himu]

I love how if you make a one word post - well, depending on the forum - you are probated on the spot