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Himu

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« Reply #20940 on: May 10, 2012, 09:49:40 PM »
and what's the deal with breasts?



You can see them, I can see them, you glance at them, I glance at them; but you don't compliment or stare at them. It's like there's a secret code between men that says,"don't break the breast code." The reality of this code is simply this: you can't always express what you want or can't have!
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« Reply #20941 on: May 10, 2012, 09:52:10 PM »
sometimes at concerts you can see ladies flashing their boobs

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« Reply #20942 on: May 10, 2012, 09:54:48 PM »
sometimes at concerts you can see ladies flashing their boobs

Do you flash your balls though ;)

etiolate

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« Reply #20943 on: May 10, 2012, 09:55:44 PM »
The best part is the assumption based off my positions that I think all men are rapists or I'm a prude. Neither of which is true and wouldn't really matter anyway. In discussing sexual taboos one has to acknowledge the different stigmas and experiences of each gender. I would love for an ideal setting in which men (who are strangers) could compliment women without it possibly being menacing but I don't live in that world. Most women don't live in that world.


there's a sensible place between caution and paranoia

unfortunately college rape prevention classes are like mass paranoia initiation rituals

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« Reply #20945 on: May 10, 2012, 09:59:55 PM »
sometimes at concerts you can see ladies flashing their boobs

Do you flash your balls though ;)

I totally would if anyone wanted to see them and it wasn't much more difficult to pull off. balls are just inherently unattractive. Whereas even most girls appreciate a nice pair o tits

You could flash your ass. Love me some man ass.

etiolate

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« Reply #20946 on: May 10, 2012, 10:04:44 PM »
I tried to make some headway there, but I still stand behind Opiate's stance being absolutely baffling.

"Why can't I tell a woman that she would taste sublime with a side of fava beans?" -Opiate

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« Reply #20947 on: May 10, 2012, 10:06:19 PM »
I flash my balls as often as possible

etiolate

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« Reply #20948 on: May 10, 2012, 10:09:21 PM »
I had an ex who stared at my balls after sex, watching the skin change and move. I'd be like half asleep when I opened an eye to see her head plopped down by my crotch watching my scrote like it was a class pet.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #20949 on: May 10, 2012, 10:10:53 PM »
I had an ex who stared at my balls after sex, watching the skin change and move. I'd be like half asleep when I opened an eye to see her head plopped down by my crotch like it was a class pet.

I don't mean to sexually harass you, but you just gave me a giant boner
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recursivelyenumerable

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« Reply #20951 on: May 10, 2012, 10:14:17 PM »
In the future a man who sees a woman with breasts he likes will just download a copy to wear on his own chest.
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« Reply #20952 on: May 10, 2012, 10:21:31 PM »
In the future there will be people who think it more rewarding to shed their human identity all together and just become a consciousness on the net, creating any reality they see fit. Where the physical laws that bind us are are no more, free from the shackles of language and measurable time.

I am considering posting a thread on this and other strategic physiological ontology issues. Briefly, I think your scenario is a bit simplistic.
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« Reply #20953 on: May 10, 2012, 10:27:37 PM »
i've found a liquid cure for my landlocked blues.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #20954 on: May 10, 2012, 10:32:20 PM »
NO HOMO but Bryon Long has the best balls in porn

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« Reply #20955 on: May 10, 2012, 10:32:44 PM »
fuck yeah

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« Reply #20956 on: May 10, 2012, 10:45:42 PM »
is the guy from avatar thor?

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« Reply #20957 on: May 10, 2012, 10:51:58 PM »
sometimes at concerts you can see ladies flashing their boobs

Do you flash your balls though ;)

I totally would if anyone wanted to see them and it wasn't much more difficult to pull off. balls are just inherently unattractive. Whereas even most girls appreciate a nice pair o tits

You could flash your ass. Love me some man ass.

Do girls go for dudes with big asses? For some reason I have an ass like a latina... Between that and my unabashed love for Freestyle, I'm starting to think I was a Puerto Rican girl in a past life...
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« Reply #20958 on: May 10, 2012, 10:55:36 PM »
"Why can't I tell a woman that she would taste sublime with a side of fava beans?" -Opiate
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The thing is that, to be fair, I'm honestly not even trying to make the "Opiate is socially awkward" comment, there. What I find so odd is that, even trying to play by the "logic is everything rules," I don't really understand his end game. He seemed to be trying to argue that there was some sort of interesting nuance worth examining, and as a general rule, I'm all for that. After all, I love delving into the gray areas of things.

However, he just lobbed out these bizarre fringe examples that clearly had no relevance to the notion of general discussion with women. I'm open to alternative viewpoints, but the topic at hand is general etiquette and the appropriateness of complementing how well endowed someone is, breastually speaking (I stand behind that made up word).

All right, fine, he concedes that just catcalling someone with "nice tits" is inappropriate. Good for him for being sane. However, what is appropriate, then? When can I complement someone and not be considered a pervert? He was trying to make this an interesting, scientific discussion. And what does he present? Well, it wouldn't be inappropriate to complement your girlfriend about her rack, or a swinger at a swinger's club.

That's the nuance that should give us pause. I... I just don't get it. As I said, it is baffling.

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« Reply #20959 on: May 10, 2012, 10:56:16 PM »
Do girls go for dudes with big asses? For some reason I have an ass like a latina... Between that and my unabashed love for Freestyle, I'm starting to think I was a Puerto Rican girl in a past life...

Have you watched the episode of KotH in which Hank literally has no ass? It's one of the better episodes.

Re: Steve

When he brought up his girlfriend I just didn't get it. I was like "you mean someone that knows you respect them as a person" (i'd hope)?
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 11:12:47 PM by Needs More Cowbell »

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« Reply #20960 on: May 10, 2012, 11:13:15 PM »
so is the muscular ass the kind of ass most girls are into? That's what I assume.

bubble butts.

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« Reply #20961 on: May 10, 2012, 11:27:39 PM »
so equality is true.

Everybody just wants to grab a bunch of ass. Man or woman. A nice ass is the true uniting force.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #20962 on: May 10, 2012, 11:34:22 PM »
I've complimented women's boobs before and it turned out very well.  It's all in the context, if you know the girl, etc.  Most gaffers fail here because I assume a lot of them come off as sexually awkward dorks.  Maybe because they are sexually awkward dorks.
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« Reply #20963 on: May 10, 2012, 11:41:30 PM »
so equality is true.

Everybody just wants to grab a bunch of ass. Man or woman. A nice ass is the true uniting force.

We all should just march in thongs. greatness defined.

Yeah but then the asexuals would be offended. Also furries too I guess. And people with fucked up paraphilias.

Bebpo

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« Reply #20964 on: May 10, 2012, 11:57:19 PM »
So now a monkey butt is a good thing on a guy?  I'm also hearing that beards are on their way out again. 

Fashion  :spin

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« Reply #20965 on: May 10, 2012, 11:58:48 PM »
So now a monkey butt is a good thing on a guy?  I'm also hearing that beards are on their way out again. 

Fashion  :spin

Flat asses are sad no matter what gender has them.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #20966 on: May 11, 2012, 12:05:19 AM »
So now a monkey butt is a good thing on a guy?  I'm also hearing that beards are on their way out again. 

Fashion  :spin

That is too bad.  I thought about growing a beard for the winter.
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« Reply #20967 on: May 11, 2012, 12:19:01 AM »
what kind of man doesn't grow a beard for the winter

Momo

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« Reply #20968 on: May 11, 2012, 12:34:14 AM »
I work with two guys and two girls.

The one dude is really chill and we talk about 90's arcade games all the time, the other is a loser that comments on the two girls assess/breasts/vaginas all day long. And not even when they are gone.

etiolate

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« Reply #20969 on: May 11, 2012, 12:39:57 AM »
*puts on comic book xray glasses*

HEY GURL NICE VAGINA!



Momo

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« Reply #20970 on: May 11, 2012, 01:28:24 AM »
You laugh but he actually expresses the desire to spy cam women and wishes for x-ray glasses.

Bebpo

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« Reply #20971 on: May 11, 2012, 02:00:21 AM »
what kind of man doesn't grow a beard for the winter

Incoming season is summer though.

Unless you live in Australia.

Huff

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« Reply #20972 on: May 11, 2012, 02:31:12 AM »
I've complimented women's boobs before and it turned out very well.  It's all in the context, if you know the girl, etc.  Most gaffers fail here because I assume a lot of them come off as sexually awkward dorks.  Maybe because they are sexually awkward dorks.

If a girl I know is purposely showing her tits off, I'm going to give her a comment, but I can't imagine using it on a rando as a pickup line, although I'm sure some people can pull it off
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« Reply #20973 on: May 11, 2012, 02:33:44 AM »
what kind of man doesn't grow a beard for the winter

one who cant.

CrystalGemini

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« Reply #20974 on: May 11, 2012, 03:13:48 AM »
I know some girls who love balls, I've been complimented on mine before. That's one thing I don't get, I understand liking a dude's butt, dick, physique or what have you. But balls? why

I don't feel genitalia is generally very attractive as a whole be it male or female.  Even in porn, I'm very picky about how both actors look.  I've voiced my admiration for flaccid penises on the boards before and I hold to it but it's more in a cute, cuddly hamster sort of way.
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CrystalGemini

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« Reply #20975 on: May 11, 2012, 03:30:29 AM »
I want to draw a face on it or something.  :heart
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Hock

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« Reply #20976 on: May 11, 2012, 03:43:24 AM »
and what's the deal with breasts?

(Image removed from quote.)

You can see them, I can see them, you glance at them, I glance at them; but you don't compliment or stare at them. It's like there's a secret code between men that says,"don't break the breast code." The reality of this code is simply this: you can't always express what you want or can't have!
I honestly thought this was how the thread was gonna go. Like a dumb Seinfeld conversation. I love dumb Seinfeld conversations.

Then people started seriously arguing that they should be able to complement random women on their boobs.

etiolate

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« Reply #20977 on: May 11, 2012, 03:50:50 AM »
that's because seinfeld sucks

Himu

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« Reply #20978 on: May 11, 2012, 04:14:28 AM »
I'm really impressed with my seinfeld routine. I think I nailed him in that post.
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Himu

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« Reply #20979 on: May 11, 2012, 04:14:56 AM »
that's because seinfeld sucks

show or person
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« Reply #20980 on: May 11, 2012, 04:39:21 AM »
I'm really impressed with my seinfeld routine. I think I nailed him in that post.

It's gold Himu, pure gold
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« Reply #20981 on: May 11, 2012, 09:16:41 AM »
Boobs get me out of bed in the morning.

:bow boobs :bow2
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« Reply #20982 on: May 11, 2012, 09:33:53 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473685

Why GAF sucks rolled up into a tight ball.

So in Battlefield 3 on consoles EA reduced the official server presence on consoles when they introduced rented servers in the last patch. It's annoying and a lot of Battlefield 3 consoles players are complaining about it rightfully so.

Of course its hard to tell from this thread what the exact issue is because you have a collection of people jumping into a topic they have no idea about to spam their pet issues. EA sucks, PC elitism, etc. 90% of them don't even play the version of the game effected so they don't even understand the issue but that doesn't stop them from jumping in with their fully formed ignorant opinions.  Faceless Master is one of the few in the thread that actually plays the game and understands the issue.

It happens in every single thread so its no different than anything but still.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2012, 09:49:30 AM by Stoney Mason »

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« Reply #20983 on: May 11, 2012, 10:21:52 AM »
so equality is true.

Everybody just wants to grab a bunch of ass. Man or woman. A nice ass is the true uniting force.

We all should just march in thongs. greatness defined.

Yeah but then the asexuals would be offended. Also furries too I guess. And people with fucked up paraphilias.

 ???
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Momo

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« Reply #20984 on: May 11, 2012, 10:52:12 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473685

Why GAF sucks rolled up into a tight ball.

So in Battlefield 3 on consoles EA reduced the official server presence on consoles when they introduced rented servers in the last patch. It's annoying and a lot of Battlefield 3 consoles players are complaining about it rightfully so.

Of course its hard to tell from this thread what the exact issue is because you have a collection of people jumping into a topic they have no idea about to spam their pet issues. EA sucks, PC elitism, etc. 90% of them don't even play the version of the game effected so they don't even understand the issue but that doesn't stop them from jumping in with their fully formed ignorant opinions.  Faceless Master is one of the few in the thread that actually plays the game and understands the issue.

It happens in every single thread so its no different than anything but still.
Eh, fuck EA. I dont want to boot up and find shady motherfucking servers with ban happy admins atop a fucked up ruleset.

Stoney Mason

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« Reply #20985 on: May 11, 2012, 10:54:34 AM »
I have no love for EA. Or any gaming entity for that matter. It's just annoying when the dumbest 70% of any group constantly drives discussion. Especially when they have very little idea of what they are talking about and are factually wrong in many cases.

Momo

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« Reply #20986 on: May 11, 2012, 10:59:12 AM »
Yeah, I read back to that guy claiming all sorts of weird shit now, as someone who owns and managed to play 40 hours+ of the PS3 version : that guy is just full of shit and wanted to enter the conversation at any cost even if he knows fuck all about console BF.

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« Reply #20987 on: May 11, 2012, 11:05:45 AM »
If people stopped posting uniformed rubbish thought-nuggets most forums would become dust-bowls. Cool and taste places like the David Icke forums would be okay though.
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« Reply #20988 on: May 11, 2012, 01:16:40 PM »
NO HOMO but Bryon Long has the best balls in porn

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Bumping this post to the new page just because.
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« Reply #20989 on: May 11, 2012, 01:23:50 PM »
I know some girls who love balls, I've been complimented on mine before. That's one thing I don't get, I understand liking a dude's butt, dick, physique or what have you. But balls? why

I don't feel genitalia is generally very attractive as a whole be it male or female.  Even in porn, I'm very picky about how both actors look.  I've voiced my admiration for flaccid penises on the boards before and I hold to it but it's more in a cute, cuddly hamster sort of way.

It's good to see you're holding firm to your admiration, and not letting it waver.
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« Reply #20990 on: May 11, 2012, 01:44:36 PM »
I allegedly have a "soccer butt" which is good, I guess.
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« Reply #20991 on: May 11, 2012, 01:57:12 PM »
everybody whip out your balls

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« Reply #20992 on: May 11, 2012, 02:37:28 PM »
I allegedly have a "soccer butt" which is good, I guess.

My inbox has a lot of room in it for files, like say, photographs.  Just sayin'.
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« Reply #20993 on: May 11, 2012, 02:53:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=469191&page=59

two things about this page bothers me.

1) You don't like someone? Try to get him banned for using the word rape
2) Using the word rape has never bothered me in this sense, like ever. I don't know if this makes me a really fucking bad person or just a normal everyday human being.

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« Reply #20994 on: May 11, 2012, 03:04:21 PM »
I once made an innocuous rape analogy in front of a friend who had been raped (i didn't know she had) and it triggered her memory. Best not to even talk like that honestly.

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« Reply #20995 on: May 11, 2012, 03:11:50 PM »
yeah, rape is just HI-LARIOUS until you make your dumb joke in front of a rape victim and see the hurt. if you don't control the context for an off-color joke, don't say it. nobody gets to abdicate responsibility for their words just because they thought they were funny.
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« Reply #20996 on: May 11, 2012, 03:21:39 PM »
I once made an innocuous rape analogy in front of a friend who had been raped (i didn't know she had) and it triggered her memory. Best not to even talk like that honestly.
Yeah I get that, I get sensitive over suicide at times as well. I don't want to start hurt Olympics but I rarely find the same kind of reactions from people who has been through suicides, murders, violent attacks etc, even if you haven't been through the aforementioned personally, I rarely find people object to talking about "popping a cap in someones ass", "shanking them", "go jump off a cliff" etc. EDIT: What is missing from these situations that make people just accept it? Even I accept it and just ignore mentions of the aforementioned, despite having baggage from 2/3 events. I just don't get what prompts this very emotive outcry.

What bothers me here is I don't feel the least bit offended by the use of the word rape in this context. I don't feel like a bad person, I actually think i'm pretty caring overall. I want to feel offended .. but I just dont.

@Drinky - I dont find rape funny either, it's just it's never rang alarms for me.
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« Reply #20997 on: May 11, 2012, 03:30:05 PM »
I'm kinda scared thinking about this deeply will reveal some deficiency I have that I could live without knowing

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« Reply #20998 on: May 11, 2012, 03:33:02 PM »
I have no morals or shame or consideration/empathy for other people whatever, but I still don't like rape jokes as it's very rare that they're actually funny. some people seem to think that putting rape into a joke is inherently enough to make it funny  ???
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« Reply #20999 on: May 11, 2012, 03:33:36 PM »
Suicide, rape, and distinguished mentally-challenged fellow are all types of jokes I see all the time online and somewhat often IRL, but I try not to be the one saying them. Doesn't mean I don't it's just very rare, you never really know who you're talking to, especially online.

As for rape "jokes" in particular, they're not even really jokes at this point. It like a really worn out meme. "You just got raped dude!" No punchline. Lame. Stale. Something a 13 year old would say.