The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

Devo why are you so much nicer in this forum?

I'm nice in plenty of gaf threads but people only want to focus on my negativity. Whatevs. Brought it on myself due to my unmitigated desire to call out idiocy towards my gender. Oh well. Here it's pretty obvious the people are being facetious.

[parallax]

Devo why are you so much nicer in this forum?

She isn't any different here than she is there

[Shaka Khan]

I'm nice in plenty of gaf threads but people only want to focus on my negativity. Whatevs. Brought it on myself due to my unmitigated desire to call out idiocy towards my gender. Oh well. Here it's pretty obvious the people are being facetious.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm nice in plenty of gaf threads but people only want to focus on my negativity. Whatevs. Brought it on myself due to my unmitigated desire to call out idiocy towards my gender. Oh well. Here it's pretty obvious the people are being facetious.

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I am confused but oh well. Also GAF tends to think feminist! = misandrist even while they unironically tell me men are nothing more than walking dicks.

[CajoleJuice]

Devo why are you so much nicer in this forum?

Because we've all sent her dick pics.

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We all have, right?

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[Shadow Mod]

Devo why are you so much nicer in this forum?

Because we've all sent her dick pics.

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We all have, right?

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You stingy bastards haven't. 

[Trurl]

I want to become the male Devo of a female-dominated forum. 

[blame space]

no she's right people are just distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. i mean devolution, don't get me wrong, you definitely got caught up in the infinite spiral of NeoGAF stupidity, but you were never out of line. the fact that people keep talking about it is just proof positive that you're doing well and progressing popular thoughts of men who read NeoGAF.com

[FatalT]

I'm p. sure Devo may have caught a glimpse of my dick when I had my time of depression, unemployment, and alcoholism a few months ago. I haven't been in TinyChat in a while though.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm p. sure Devo may have caught a glimpse of my dick when I had my time of depression, unemployment, and alcoholism a few months ago. I haven't been in TinyChat in a while though.

I banned so many dicks when I was a tinychat mod. I even became a pro at ban trigger mode. It was like Whack a Mole Dick.

[Momo]

I want to become the male Devo of a female-dominated forum. 

Women would have zero hangups with ignoring the fuck out of you. Sadly as shown on NeoGAF men do not have the same willpower

[Eggman]

Devo I can send you a pic of my dick but

1) timedog will be mad

2) it's uncircumcised

[Trurl]

Devo has already glimpsed the dicks in our souls.

[Shadow Mod]

In my time banned I've been reading stuff, including Sex at Dawn. Pretty interesting stuff in there, such as men being built to actually compete on a sperm level.

[DeathNote]

Last time I posted here it was evilbore.

In my time banned I've been reading stuff, including Sex at Dawn. Pretty interesting stuff in there, such as men being built to actually compete on a sperm level.

Researching stuff for GAF threads?

Nah, I love anthropology.

[Shadow Mod]

Researching stuff for GAF threads?

Nah, I love anthropology.

Hah. It's got some interesting tidbits now that I'm passed the cultural bullshit, not that I disagreed but it was like "yeah yeah get to the biological stuff." Didn't disappoint. Stuff that I've been wondering about for a while that just doesn't seem consistent with monogamy has been answered.

[Huff]

Fuck this shit

I'm drunk and I just bought that movie about wolves and Liam Neeson. Prob a bad decision.

[Huff]

BRB got to go puke

[Verdigris Murder]

Why is hummus so damn moorish.

[Timedog]

i don't get why starting a certain thread is attention whoring but other threads aren't attention whoring. can someone explain to me what attention whoring is.. everyone posts. everyone posts to get attention. i just don't understand. if i try too hard i'm attention whoring. if i don't try at all i'm attention whoring and it's a shitty thread. i just want everyone to post and have fun and talk to each other.

That is because nobody wants your ass around.  Sorry but the truth hurts.

And I feel your pain.  Sometimes forum personalities backfire, hell, OA is chock full of blame spaces and timedogs.  Go to OA, see some of the names there*, and then find some pre-NeoGAF threads on archive and you'll see for yourself.  OA became the dumping ground for forum personalities who wore out their welcomes and you blame space, are quickly reaching that point.  Maybe this will be a revelation for you and you will start being a decent poster.  Or maybe you think that you're too kooky and crazy not to shine and you will find yourself permabanned.  A shame WYL and cyniculture shit the bed so soon, eh?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that timedog is a fucking loser.  Nobody wants your ass around because unlike Devo, who is tolerated because she is significantly less strident here, you seem to be the same asswipe between forums.  Nobody cares about what crazy thoughts you have going on but if you have some legitimate discussion, then go right ahead.  Otherwise, fuck off.

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* - Some names have changed but enough haven't for you to go find them if you are so inclined.

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Oh hey look someone's helping to make me more well known on the internet.

[tiesto]

In my time banned I've been reading stuff, including Sex at Dawn. Pretty interesting stuff in there, such as men being built to actually compete on a sperm level.

I was always curious, what are your thoughts on evolutionary psychology?

[Verdigris Murder]

I feel kindof sorry for Gfex.

[Momo]

What did G-Flex do?

[Verdigris Murder]

Displeased me with insolent simplicity, and was mean to my best friend blame space.

[Broseidon]

Probably just the usual.

[Chinner]

what do you guys do right like you're having sex with this girl right and out of nowhere she just jams her thumb in your asshole? are you like no homo or do you just let her fiddle your prostate?

[parallax]

what do you guys do right like you're having sex with this girl right and out of nowhere she just jams her thumb in your asshole? are you like no homo or do you just let her fiddle your prostate?

No invitation, she just goes in there? Did you go there first?

[Chinner]

if she went there uninvited first.

[Robo]

what do you guys do right like you're having sex with this girl right and out of nowhere she just jams her thumb in your asshole? are you like no homo or do you just let her fiddle your prostate?

Quoth the coachman, "there's room for one more."

[Chinner]

yeah i dont think i'd be uncomfortable with it if someone tried it on me, but id be respect their enthusiasm

[Himu]

i'd tell her to wash her hands before she touches my pee pee again because i'm scared of germs but it'd be okay if she fiddled with my g-spot

[Himu]

what man would deny a woman the pleasure of fingering her man? a cretin, that's who.

[Himu]

tbqh if she sticks her finger up your butt she may be a keeper think about it

[Verdigris Murder]

I'd refuse to be any woman's catamite.

[Verdigris Murder]

In fact probing any woman's slop-hole is pointless too, unless it leads into sex-pastures.

[blame space]

you guys ever milk your prostate

[Phoenix Dark]

EB is full of personalities and troll posts, but overall we have pretty much rejected most - if not all - pure personality/joke characters. From BlackStallion to pre re-vitiligo  Methodis. EB is more about true community than just about any forum I've stumbled across. It's a relatively small size group of folks who are so comfortable around each other that they can shoot the shit, troll, and even do some personal talk. A joke character doesn't fit in that environment, and is best suited for a big forum where your every post can be responded to with a gif or picture. You know, like GAF.

Who is blame space? Does he have a dog? How's school or work going? What are his favorite games or movies? These are things blame space, and most joke characters, have no interest in discussing. Which makes them incompatible with a forum like EB.

Things can change obviously. We've had a host of joke characters who turned into legit posters

[tiesto]

I know blame space has some very good taste in music, so I'm hoping he'll contribute more on that end.

[Tasty]

Things can change obviously. We've had a host of joke characters who turned into legit posters

Like me! Sort of.

[Himu]

give me a hug, maurice

[fistfulofmetal]

i have a dog (3 dogs), work is going well, my favorite games are mgs3, and hl2. my favorite movies are blade runner, alien, the thing.

[Phoenix Dark]

Things can change obviously. We've had a host of joke characters who turned into legit posters

Like me! Sort of.

You know what, sure. When you first came all your posts were GAF based, now you're actually participating in stuff and getting your feet wet. I can dig it. Same with Momo. Although to me, I'd say you guys were less personality posters and more GAF specific folks. We get lots of posters who stay in this thread, or show up when GAF is down. You guys branched out and I salute you for it

[Himu]

i like walks in the park, I have a dog but i prefer cats, my favorite games are shenmue 2 and jet set radio. my favorite movie is ferris bueller's day off, my favorite album is Queen's A Night At the Opera, and my favorite book is the autobiography of malcolm x.

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm pretty sure i didn't start posting here because i was banned.

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm pretty sure i didn't start posting here because i was banned.

nvm, i'm wrong

[Momo]

Stringy Himu is my baby daddy

Andrex fits well in well Nintendo/ Sony/ sales related threads. He is one of us now. Momo is still all over the place, in every thread. We have to tunnel him into specific areas

You guys could easily entrap me in the anime and comic threads if you feigned interest

[Himu]

[blame space]

i dunno guys i'm kinda just makin' posts on the internet

[recursivelyenumerable]

EB is full of personalities and troll posts, but overall we have pretty much rejected most - if not all - pure personality/joke characters. From BlackStallion to pre re-vitiligo  Methodis. EB is more about true community than just about any forum I've stumbled across. It's a relatively small size group of folks who are so comfortable around each other that they can shoot the shit, troll, and even do some personal talk. A joke character doesn't fit in that environment, and is best suited for a big forum where your every post can be responded to with a gif or picture. You know, like GAF.

Who is blame space? Does he have a dog? How's school or work going? What are his favorite games or movies? These are things blame space, and most joke characters, have no interest in discussing. Which makes them incompatible with a forum like EB.

Things can change obviously. We've had a host of joke characters who turned into legit posters

I am a clear counterexample to this

[Eggman]

I don't have a dog, I'm allergic.
School's going fine, just have one final left and I'm done.
My favorite game is Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
Movie Godfather I

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Godfather I is so much better than Godfather II.  You're alright.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474394&page=2

Fucking Nintendo fanboys out for blood.

[brob]

Sonic 2 is the only worthwhile one. props.

[Boogie]

Oh hey look someone's helping to make me more well known on the internet.

Except no one gets any internet fame from posts on The Bore.

[Great Rumbler]

Woah, watch out, guys, we've got an internet celebrity over here!

[parallax]

Oh hey look someone's helping to make me more well known on the internet.

Except no one gets any internet fame from posts on The Bore.

You can get internet fame from posting in forums?

[Tasty]

Who broke GAF?

Oh hey look someone's helping to make me more well known on the internet.

Except no one gets any internet fame from posts on The Bore.

You can get internet fame from posting in forums?

If you post at enough of them.

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My secret plot revealed!

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[thisismyusername]

Who broke GAF?

E3. That's in 1-2 weeks though. Who knows about right now. Better question is: When isn't GAF broken?

Devo I can send you a pic of my dick but

1) timedog will be mad

2) it's uncircumcised

You're not going to fit in here.

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Send me it since that's my fetish, baby. 

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[Lan]

Question: What is the average salary of a gaf celebrity?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Whatever an assistant manager at Gamestop gets paid these days.

[Tasty]

Question: What is the average salary of a gaf celebrity?

We get paid in attention. :'(