The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42214390&postcount=29

the hell

[Broseidon]

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42214390&postcount=29

the hell

Why are you always posting people who quote you?

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42214390&postcount=29

the hell

Why are you always posting people who quote you?

Why do you care. It's a bitching thread ain't it.

[Lan]

 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42214390&postcount=29

the hell

Why are you always posting people who quote you?

Why do you care. It's a bitching thread ain't it.

I don't specifically care, it's a small forum and all of us interact a lot. There's no reason to get defensive, I'm not attacking you.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42214390&postcount=29

the hell

Why are you always posting people who quote you?

Why do you care. It's a bitching thread ain't it.

I don't specifically care, it's a small forum and all of us interact a lot. There's no reason to get defensive, I'm not attacking you.

Honestly I just didn't get it. I haven't talked about Chinese food in ages.

[StealthFan]

Redux has the little girl from A Gay Of Thrones that all the pedos love as his avatar. You shouldn't let the words of putrid child-diddlers enter your ear stream.

[Himu]

1. That's not Arya
2. Why does every post of yours have to demean people?

[Momo]

Himu, I love Gintoki too

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[Himu]

POP'N

[Momo]

Why is there a problem with Wii U's graphics/specs? but PS3/Xbox 360 & OUYA is ok?

what on earth did this person think when making this thread

Onq isn't really so good at making threads. He posts a lot of opinion stuff that quite frankly, no one cares about. The answer for his thread is pretty obvious. No one sane bought a 360 just to play Fez. People continue to buy PS3s, and Xbox 360s because they have a large library of games and are cheap. Wii U is comparatively not cheap, and it obviously can't compete with the library of hardware that has been out 6/7 years. It's not a leap compared to what people had. As for Ouya it's even cheaper than the PS3/360 and we have no clue if that'll actually sell.

Crazy part is that thread is still ongoing

[StealthFan]

1. That's not Arya
2. Why does every post of yours have to demean people?

Isn't this what the thread is about? I post happy posts elsewhere(this is a lie) while I do what I feel is appropriate in this one. It's not serious at all anyways.

I was just going to bitch about all the WiiU threads and this poster I just noticed, BETA MAX. He has a Vincent D'Ofrino avatar and all his posts are long-winded trash.

[Vertigo]

Why is there a problem with Wii U's graphics/specs? but PS3/Xbox 360 & OUYA is ok?

what on earth did this person think when making this thread

onQ123 seems to make threads that sum up gaming 'discussion' on gaf quite perfectly. I mean a thread that should have an obvious answer and maybe 2 pages max, is now at 20 pages. 

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42209018&postcount=3164

Eh...

edit: It seems no one in the thread, including Wii-U opponents are attacking that guy for it. Looks like shit, imo.

[Momo]

Don't take the bait, ignore them.

[Takao]

There's legitimately people interested in Nintendo Land ... I don't even

[Kabouter]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42209018&postcount=3164

Eh...

edit: It seems no one in the thread, including Wii-U opponents are attacking that guy for it. Looks like shit, imo.

I really think I must be missing something about that shot, scrolled through the thread a bit, and everyone seems to agree? What the hell? It looks really poor to me.

[Oblivion]

Yeah. There's nothing in particular that looks impressive. Whether it's the lighting, textures or models. Everything looks mediocre.

[Takao]

It looks good.

If you have only played a video game on Nintendo hardware for the past 6 years.

Also, Miis are gross. Why isn't there a way for me to nuke them on my Wii and 3DS? Let me use generic Toad dude or something.

[Vertigo]

Is this a troll PD? 

With a pawg I met at Buffalo Wild Wings; we had a few drinks and went to her dorm on campus. It started well enough, but after a few minutes I noticed that it felt like my legs were super wet. I figured she was just super into it, but the more things continued the wetter it got. I got a whiff of some odd smell at which point I knew something was wrong. I decided to switch positions and see what was happening. As I repositioned I turned her lamp on and realized my dick and thigh were covered in what seemed to be mayo. Once I saw it I smelt it; it was like being outside a room in which some raw fish had been on the table for awhile - not a direct smell, but something that would just hit your nostrils every few seconds.

She was a bit drunk, and when she saw my legs/dick she said "should I get some bread?" as if it was funny. Eventually she came to her senses and realized she was disgusting, and I could tell she wanted to apologize. I went to the bathroom, wiped that shit off with a hand towel, put the condom in my pocket (I didn't trust her), and left.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42220838&postcount=34

[Barry Egan]

 

[etiolate]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm pretty sure he's trolling.  Have y'all not learned your lessons yet?

[etiolate]

Of course, but it's still funny.

[Purple Filth]

Yeah. There's nothing in particular that looks impressive. Whether it's the lighting, textures or models. Everything looks mediocre.

It looks good.

If you have only played a video game on Nintendo hardware for the past 6 years.

Also, Miis are gross. Why isn't there a way for me to nuke them on my Wii and 3DS? Let me use generic Toad dude or something.

You so missed the idiot claiming the lighting from NintendoLand cant be done on 360/PS3 then? 

[Broseidon]

Wow that NintendoLand pic looks super next gen like some mega-PC shit oh my god so amazing. Suck it, PS360 nerds

[Joe Molotov]

Wow that NintendoLand pic looks super next gen like some mega-PC shit oh my god so amazing. Suck it, PS360 nerds

I like the guy that keeps posting the enormous, blurry, ugly off-screen Zelda pic over and over. GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK AT THIS GUYS GUYS LOOK GUYS!

[Broseidon]

Look how good these graphics are guys! The graphics are so good hah this game's gonna be so good cos the graphics are amazing and better than than this current gen shit. U mad current gen fanboys that your graphics suck?

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[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=491722

LAWD

EDIT: Broseidon, I think you need to kiss me

[archie4208]

*posts 320x240 gif of Zelda U*

Witcher 2?  More like Witcher, who. 

[Steve Youngblood]

I really think I must be missing something about that shot, scrolled through the thread a bit, and everyone seems to agree? What the hell? It looks really poor to me.

I really enjoy this. So, that picture is being pitched as being above current hardware, right? This picture:



Someone posted a different version of that picture that seems to be missing that post processing "blur background" effect (I'm sure there's a term for it):



They look pretty much exactly the same otherwise. However, that last picture is rebutted with the "no, no, no, you need to look at that first picture that's clearly better!"

[Momo]

Mario thing's left leg could be used to saw through titanium

[Tasty]

Someone posted a different version of that picture that seems to be missing that post processing "blur background" effect (I'm sure there's a term for it):

Depth of field.

[Takao]

wii u is next gen why we still got jaggies for

[Tasty]

wii u is next gen why we still got jaggies for

No jaggies on the GamePad! Downscaling yo.

[Joe Molotov]

All four Miis in the back look like they're taking an epic dump.

[Oblivion]

For the record, I've seen NintendoLand up close at E3, and it actually is a very nice looking game (or whatever it is). It's incredibly smooth and clean. My problem with it is that I've seen nothing in there that shows it's doing things that the 360/PS3 isn't capable of.

[Steve Youngblood]

For the record, I've seen NintendoLand up close at E3, and it actually is a very nice looking game (or whatever it is). It's incredibly smooth and clean. My problem with it is that I've seen nothing in there that shows it's doing things that the 360/PS3 isn't capable of.

Show me just one game that looks as awesome as this?


That lighting! That depth of field! Gentlemen -- and the few ladies here -- the next gen is here.

[Himu]

For the record, I've seen NintendoLand up close at E3, and it actually is a very nice looking game (or whatever it is). It's incredibly smooth and clean. My problem with it is that I've seen nothing in there that shows it's doing things that the 360/PS3 isn't capable of.

Show me just one game that looks as awesome as this?

[Great Rumbler]

Relevant:

I was struck by this image from the video also. The lighting seems extremely natural and complex compared to PS360.

[Himu]

For the record, I've seen NintendoLand up close at E3, and it actually is a very nice looking game (or whatever it is). It's incredibly smooth and clean. My problem with it is that I've seen nothing in there that shows it's doing things that the 360/PS3 isn't capable of.

Show me just one game that looks as awesome as this?

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Wait, this was from a game released in 2009!

Here's a 2012 game.

[Steve Youngblood]

Wait, this was from a game released in 2009!

Here's a 2012 game.

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Himu, look at this screenshot again:



Now, quit embarrassing yourself. Resident Evil 5 and 6 have nothing on that. Hell, Resident Evil 7 probably won't match it either.

[Joe Molotov]

For the record, I've seen NintendoLand up close at E3, and it actually is a very nice looking game (or whatever it is). It's incredibly smooth and clean. My problem with it is that I've seen nothing in there that shows it's doing things that the 360/PS3 isn't capable of.

Show me just one game that looks as awesome as this?

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Wait, this was from a game released in 2009!

Here's a 2012 game.

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Look at that shitty baked lighting, only the Wii U can handle true next gen real-time global illumination.

[Himu]

Look at the water.

Can Wii U do this?

[Tasty]

Look at the water.

Can Wii U do this?

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TP on GC had better water than that.

Then again it had better water than most games.

[Shadow Mod]

Oh god this thread right now 

[Steve Youngblood]

Oh god this thread right now 

I'm sorry, is it not interesting to you? By all means, let's hear more about the Chinese food that you've been eating lately.

[Purple Filth]

Funny to hear words like DOF, Anti Aliasing, Lighting , Shadows, etc now consistently being uttered by nfans now 

[Steve Youngblood]

Funny to hear words like DOF and Anti Aliasing and Lighting now consistently being uttered by nfans now 

Well, they've never been used this well before. Did you look at that Nintendo Land screenshot?

[BlueTsunami]

Nfans using last gen terms like they candy corn? Obligatory...

[Joe Molotov]

Funny to hear words like DOF, Anti Aliasing, Lighting , Shadows, etc now consistently being uttered by nfans now 

And tessellation. Oh the tessellation! Wait, does the Wii U support tessellation? No? Well, screw it then, it's not important.

[Great Rumbler]

Those WiiU images do look pretty good...if all you've played for the last six years is Wii games.

[Cascade]

Someone needs to make a gif of someone looking at the screenshot of NintendoLand and then putting on Nintendo glasses (could be anything as long as it says Nintendo mode activated) and the screen then morphing to a screenshot of Avatar.

[Great Rumbler]

Someone needs to make a gif of someone looking at the screenshot of NintendoLand and then putting on Nintendo glasses (could be anything as long as it says Nintendo mode activated) and the screen then morphing to a screenshot of Avatar.

*Nintendo glasses*

[Himu]

To be fair, look at those leaves in that pikmin shot. Look at that detail! Then look at the Avatar shot. Nintendo is just a few years behind Avatar.

[Momo]

A shameful thing is unfolding before my very eyes

[Tasty]

Meh, Pikmin sucks anyways.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Someone needs to make a gif of someone looking at the screenshot of NintendoLand and then putting on Nintendo glasses (could be anything as long as it says Nintendo mode activated) and the screen then morphing to a screenshot of Avatar.

[fistfulofmetal]

^^^ needs an original shot of Avatar as an establishing shot.