The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[tiesto]

Everyone would just try to pick the USA, it looks OP as hell.

Just like in reality.   

Until sequestration goes through and they cut our defense budget.

 

[Shaka Khan]

Shaka, babe, PM me what your problem with him is anyway as I'm curious.

I honestly have no problems with him other than the stream of pic posts asking "which side of my face looks the best" lol.

[thisismyusername]

Shaka, babe, PM me what your problem with him is anyway as I'm curious.

I honestly have no problems with him other than the stream of pic posts asking "which side of my face looks the best" lol.

I dunno, I haven't been following him recently. He didn't seem like that in the picture thread whenever I did check it. But that's like a good year or so ago. If he's found someone more local than the one person he was pining after, then good for him.

[recursivelyenumerable]

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the fedora

I think women are obligated to pay taxes and stuff, sorry - where do I go to collect my fedora
altho my real answer to all those q's is "fuck if I know or care"

[Momo]

I have never owned a fedora but i kinda feel like buying one now

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608031&postcount=157

Sex analysis by Humorless Bot 3000.

[hampster]

I fight the urge to buy a fedora after every episode of White Collar

I can't believe Hawkian got banned for this truthbomb:

I apologize in advance for this and I will take my ban if I deserve it. I ask only that it not be permanent because I am very fond of this forum and generally think I contribute constructively to it.

Panipal2009 is an absolutely pathetic excuse for a member of this community, let alone one under the provisions of being a junior member. His arguments in this and other threads range from annoying to misleading to downright soul-drenchingly disgusting as in his implication that calling an elementary school a "gun free zone" is what attracted adam lanza to it in the first place. linking us to this video with the "holy fucking shit look at this damning evidence I just found" attitude that he used is so far beyond over the line that I can't even sit still. This is a FATHER who has lost his CHILD.

I've seen juniors banned for asking to have Wii exclusives on 360. Cyan, or whoever else might be watching, if this shit is tolerated then I don't even know what the lot of us are even doing with our time here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45602349&postcount=6022

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608031&postcount=157

Sex analysis by Humorless Bot 3000.

well it's true, gaf loves thick bitches

[ToxicAdam]

I fight the urge to buy a fedora after every episode of White Collar

I can't believe Hawkian got banned for this truthbomb:

I like Hawkian, but that's a pretty pathetic display of backseat modding. Deserves a ban.

[Don Flamenco]

women should be thankful to get socks full of poop smacked into their faces while riding the train because they're lucky they didn't get raped: 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45597333&postcount=31

[Don Flamenco]

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the fedora

I think women are obligated to pay taxes and stuff, sorry - where do I go to collect my fedora
altho my real answer to all those q's is "fuck if I know or care"

I got hung up on that one too.  Sure, before initiating anything and in the early dating or not-even-asked-her-out phase, she doesn't have obligations aside from simple stuff.  After that, if you don't have any standards or stand up for yourself, you're not doing it right and are handling her with kid gloves. 

but these things are created by teens/20-somethings who are thinking way too hard about this stuff, obsessed with not looking bad at all, and who love to categorize everything as if there's a science to dating and attraction.  Alpha/beta, friendzone, PUA, nice guy/real guy-- these are things that help people who are intimidated quantify the dating scene. 

[nudemacusers]

I think I'm gonna combine nice guy and pua...

"that dress makes you look fat... Let me buy you another one for your date tonight."

[recursivelyenumerable]

See shortly before turning 30 I already mostly moved on from love life / lack thereof angst and into the brave new world of TECH INDUSTRY ANGST

[brob]

Categorization is easy. only need to categories; prudes and slores.

[FStop7]

Eggman posting Miss Universe shit in the girlgaf thread is perfect

[Shaka Khan]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=504976

[pilonv1]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=504976

Crusader Kings II

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=504976

I would be would be oda nobunaga's roomate in sengoku era japan killing people i suppose

[Kabouter]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=504976

I would be would be oda nobunaga's roomate in sengoku era japan killing people i suppose

Could be worse
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45621459&postcount=66

[Himu]

You poor sod.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608031&postcount=157

Sex analysis by Humorless Bot 3000.

Back that up:

For example, the video game side is decidedly more console-y than the general populace (PC gaming, handheld gaming, and iOS gaming are all much less popular on GAF than they are in the general populace).

nicca what? Handheld I can see with kids with DS's, iPhone, obviously since iPhones are hella popular. But I have NEVER heard anyone talk about PC gaming outside of GAF and the internet forums. Never, and if someone is talking about gaming, they're talking about Madden, CoD, Halo on their PS360box.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45630196&postcount=575

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I kind of feel for these guys.  Maybe because I was a virgin in high school and know that feel to be completely ignored and frustrated when you see losers with girls that you could only wank it to.  Then you try to be the nice guy, even though you know it doesn't work, because you're a total pussy who lacks any initiative in life and feel that passive aggressiveness/being indirect is the way to go.

/emo

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45630196&postcount=575

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45630196&postcount=575

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

best beatles song

[Shadow Mod]

I'm just amused with lumping "nice guys" in with anorexics, closeted homosexuals and suicidal people. Oh and the "bullying."

[Broseidon]

Came here to say Freezie was ruining fedorachat. Glad to see I was beaten.

[ToxicAdam]

I kind of feel for these guys.  Maybe because I was a virgin in high school and know that feel to be completely ignored and frustrated when you see losers with girls that you could only wank it to.  Then you try to be the nice guy, even though you know it doesn't work, because you're a total pussy who lacks any initiative in life and feel that passive aggressiveness/being indirect is the way to go.

/emo

Look at it this way, even if you had those girls you wanted so badly, you probably would have blown it or not been able to get it up when the time came. So, you probably saved yourself a lot of real angst and humiliation. You're ready when you are ready.

[Shadow Mod]

Came here to say Freezie was ruining fedorachat. Glad to see I was beaten.

Maybe he wants to admit something to everyone. The types that get defensive in that thread are so incredibly transparent.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608031&postcount=157

Sex analysis by Humorless Bot 3000.

I'll take that over this shit post generator any day

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608445&postcount=172

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[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505040

trollin'

[Momo]

You need to stay out of the gender relations topics and troll Nthings or something

[Himu]

the beatles > virgins and misogynists

[Momo]

Strawberry juice > Beetle Juice

[Shadow Mod]

You need to stay out of the gender relations topics and troll Nthings or something

Not even mad though. Just linkin' people to a thread that's bound to blow up.

[Himu]

Strawberry juice > Beetle Juice

Never.

[Momo]

Shake Senora, so good :'(

I WILL STUBBORNLY MAINTAIN MY STANCE WHILE BITING MY LIP, YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME HIMU

[Himu]

Shake Senora, so good :'(

I WILL STUBBORNLY MAINTAIN MY STANCE WHILE BITING MY LIP, YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME HIMU

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608031&postcount=157

Sex analysis by Humorless Bot 3000.

I'll take that over this shit post generator any day

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608445&postcount=172

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does he think people see him as some sort of high intellectual or something? what the fuck was the point of that?

[Momo]

Not even mad though. Just linkin' people to a thread that's bound to blow up.

Not saying you're mad now but you'll eventually just go down in a flaming permaban panzer as all people who are too vested in a single topic does at GAF.

Shake Senora, so good :'(

I WILL STUBBORNLY MAINTAIN MY STANCE WHILE BITING MY LIP, YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME HIMU

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[Himu]

Not even mad though. Just linkin' people to a thread that's bound to blow up.

Not saying you're mad now but you'll eventually just go down in a flaming permaban panzer as all people who are too vested in a single topic does at GAF.

Shake Senora, so good :'(

I WILL STUBBORNLY MAINTAIN MY STANCE WHILE BITING MY LIP, YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME HIMU

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[Boogie]

Can we take Himu's naming rights away for this thread somehow?

[Momo]

This isnt over Himuro, be prepared for me doubling down after I take a shower

[Himu]

Can we take Himu's naming rights away for this thread somehow?

If you don't find the thread title apt, we may need a talk.

[Shadow Mod]

Who is that in your av?

Oh wait that's some persona cosplay right? 

[Shadow Mod]

In some thread he implied that drugs make you discuss raping infants.

[Shadow Mod]

In some thread he implied that drugs make you discuss raping infants.

Is that weird?

I dunno, he just said how that Lost Prophets guy probably got coked up and that seems like something weird someone would say. I just thought, do you really think that getting high leads to that shit?

[Broseidon]

In some thread he implied that drugs make you discuss raping infants.

Is that weird?

I dunno, he just said how that Lost Prophets guy probably got coked up and that seems like something weird someone would say. I just thought, do you really think that getting high leads to that shit?

Maybe if you're a paedo like the lostprohets dude you might let it out. A normal person? Probably not.

[king of the internet]

I mean, maybe cocaine makes you more aggressive and has some associations with sexuality..... But i see what you mean. People kind of let his shit fly. It's always weird seeing him say some wild shit and people just kinda post around it like some traffic accident looking out their windows like (Image removed from quote.)

holy shit, this got me. you nailed it

what a fucking weirdo

[Momo]

I mean, maybe cocaine makes you more aggressive and has some associations with sexuality..... But i see what you mean. People kind of let his shit fly. It's always weird seeing him say some wild shit and people just kinda post around it like some traffic accident looking out their windows like (Image removed from quote.)

This post
That emote

[Shadow Mod]

My fav is still Valnen though. People keep buying what he's selling.

[parallax]

I mean, maybe cocaine makes you more aggressive and has some associations with sexuality..... But i see what you mean. People kind of let his shit fly. It's always weird seeing him say some wild shit and people just kinda post around it like some traffic accident looking out their windows like (Image removed from quote.)

so its not uncommon to hear him say dumbshit like that?

My fav is still Valnen though. People keep buying what he's selling.

i have no idea who valnen is.

[headwalk]

devo doesn't really troll though. trolling implies wit, not just a bellowing groan of righteous indignation.

[Shadow Mod]

devo doesn't really troll though. trolling implies wit, not just a bellowing groan of righteous indignation.

I can do both.

[Shadow Mod]

nah devo just openly mocks people now

I should be less cruel because they're just nice guys.

[StealthFan]

So much Devo hate.

I wish I had an ear syringe. I put peroxide in my ear and the juice went in the bucket but I want it completely clean.

[recursivelyenumerable]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608031&postcount=157

Sex analysis by Humorless Bot 3000.

I'll take that over this shit post generator any day

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608445&postcount=172

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does he think people see him as some sort of high intellectual or something? what the fuck was the point of that?

I dunno man. Strangely enough despite his posts i've never seen him banned before.  He basically does what Devo used to do a while back (troll while discussing viewpoints moderators agree with)

Most people probably just don't read beyond the third or fourth word, I know I couldn't

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608031&postcount=157

Sex analysis by Humorless Bot 3000.

I'll take that over this shit post generator any day

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45608445&postcount=172

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1. "Humorless Bot 3000"

2. Only disgustingly boring nerds would follow that arousing thread title with those putrid pseudo-intellectual posts. For fuck's sake, can't you develop a boner like a regular human being then walk away instead of killing everyone else's? lol

[Himu]

who like, even talks like that

[Shaka Khan]

Robots, and sycophants vying for their affection.