The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[StealthFan]

Speak english you fucking rapist.

[Atramental]

Speak english you fucking rapist.

Here, I'll translate his post to the best of my ability:
"I'd seriously love to explore the social-dynamic of GAF. Evilore is basically the boss, even with low self esteem.

JK Rowling also had serious low self esteem issues, and still managed to bag a hot intellectual doctor. He shouldn't settle, but like Laos (what?), he also shouldn't over-reach."

[FStop7]

Like Lavos, he shouldn't overreach.

[etiolate]

Laos overreaching

[Shadow Mod]

Martin's comparisons. Are you on drugs man.

[Barry Egan]

Naa, he's just a wild and crazy guy!

[Broseidon]

Naa, he's just a wild and crazy guy!

2zany4u

[Boogie]

Martin is a top 25 EB poster.

Setting the bar really high there, I see.

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46914583&postcount=113

Thanks EmoteBot 4000 (now with less humor!)™

if (women are mentioned)
{
        console.log(StupidFuckingAnalysis);
}
else
{
        get fucked
}

[recursivelyenumerable]

I'm becoming an opiate fanboy - anyone who annoys brandnew is good

[Atramental]

Menelaus's vid was just on Leno......

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:lenowned :lenowned :lenowned :lenowned :lenowned :lenowned :lenowned :lenowned

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[Dickie Dee]

who and what?

[Atramental]

who and what?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510003

[Steve Youngblood]

Hey, Opiate threatened to ban that stupid X gif. So, he's a-okay in my book right now.

[Tasty]

Menelaus' irisis are freaking huge.

[parallax]

Hey, Opiate threatened to ban that stupid X gif. So, he's a-okay in my book right now.

The gif from the trailer?

[Shadow Mod]

X gif?

[Tasty]

Lol. If only he could have saved us from Killzone 2 all those years ago.

[Tasty]

X gif?

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510068

If this was already posted sorry I'm late but jesus lol.

[Rahxephon91]

Does that even look any better than Lost Planet?

The animation sure dosen't.

But if it's like Xenoblade and basically everything you see in that world shot is a place you can land on, then that is pretty awesome.

But I don't know the actual designs of stuff like the mechs and brief character stuff reminds me of Star Ocean 4. Even with Xenoblade, I just have to say art and stuff is not Monolith Soft's best point.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510068

If this was already posted sorry I'm late but jesus lol.

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46903211&postcount=16261

"I think she's hot" says the guy with the fat Cortana avatar.

Yeah that guy tkcsz is pretty well-known for being a chubby chaser.. I say, nothing wrong with that!

[Himu]

Tiesto's love for chubbies is never not hilarious

[Shadow Mod]

He should hook up with that chick from Geek Love ep 2.

[Atramental]

Chubbies chase me.  :'(

edit: Hey Tiesto, wanna trade lives for a bit?

edit2: Also, my 40 year old graphic design prof. has the hots for me as well. 

[StealthFan]

I'm a 350lbs+ schizophrenic and you feggits are turning down pussy. I have so much hate right now.

[Atramental]

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale. I need to maintain my moderate standards, goddammit. Going into the extremes is just trouble with a capital T.

[Himu]

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

NEWSFEED

[Atramental]

 

I better go to sleep before I type any more stupid shit.

[Shadow Mod]

I am watching a documentary with some of the most awkward people ever.

I Think We're Alone Now

[etiolate]

I've watched that. It always freaked me out that one of the dudes was from Santa Cruz and it looked like he lived down the hill from me.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

Perhaps on IGN's rating scheme.

[Shadow Mod]

I've watched that. It always freaked me out that one of the dudes was from Santa Cruz and it looked like he lived down the hill from me.

In SC? When I found that out I was like ooop. They're both just so awkward I had to watch it in shifts.

As I'm watching this simp train is pullin' through the pyp thread.

[Barry Egan]

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

Perhaps on IGN's rating scheme.

total ether.

But hey, I hope Atramentals a 7 because that makes me a goddamn dime. 

[Shadow Mod]

Only on GAF is Alessandra Ambrosio considered not attractive.

[ToxicAdam]

Sometimes women are like indie rock bands, if you don't discover them first, then they are overrated.

[Shadow Mod]

Sometimes women are like indie rock bands, if you don't discover them first, then they are overrated.

You're so spot on given the reply I just got. =/.

[Shadow Mod]

What is this neutral shit. Either someone is hot or they're not.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That thread is so awesome: http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510061&page=8

 

[Purple Filth]

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

Perhaps on IGN's rating scheme.

holy shit 

[nudemacusers]

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

Perhaps on IGN's rating scheme.

do me next!

[thisismyusername]

Does that even look any better than Lost Planet?

LP1? Yes. LP2? Well, that's kinda debatable in some aspects. But mostly, yes.

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

Perhaps on IGN's rating scheme.

Ouch.

[tiesto]

He should hook up with that chick from Geek Love ep 2.

Juliet? Heh, I actually ran into her and asked her for her pic (before knowing she was on the show). The guy she ended up meeting at speed dating is also someone I know, that I met at a small LI con last year (they didn't end up together, since she lived in MA and he is in Jersey). But yeah the Juliet girl was very cute

Honestly though, I have no preference in terms of women... Skinny, chubby, it's all good to me! Though I'd say Brittany is probably closest to my type - petite blonde Eastern European.

[archie4208]

That thread is so awesome: http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510061&page=8

 

Can't tell if I'm missing some meta internet male syndrome or if they're sincere.

[Don Flamenco]

lol @ number 1 (read the letter in the OP)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46926453&postcount=108

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46930109&postcount=645

 

[thisismyusername]

That thread is so awesome: http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510061&page=8

 

See guys, don't knock Demi for his taste in men there's far uglier men/women out there, yeah?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46930109&postcount=645

 

Furry, I'm sure Cheez will want to bone him.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I just have to LOL when gaffers try to intellectualize their boners.  I know it's a DEEP FORUM FOR DEEP DISCUSSION and everything but I wonder if they truly realize how dumb they come off.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46930109&postcount=645

 

you should feel bad that you don't know what that is

however, i would never buy it haha

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46930109&postcount=645

 

you should feel bad that you don't know what that is

however, i would never buy it haha

*shrug*
 
Looks like something a young child would wear but a young adult is wearing it instead.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

Perhaps on IGN's rating scheme.

(Image removed from quote.)

[MIMIC]

EDIT: Nevermind lol

[Broseidon]

So computer has a loli avatar, and is a hyper-Randroid who thinks privatizing the police is a good idea.

I think I have a new least-favorite GAF poster.

To save time imma just link this post with my thoughts on him http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46924494&postcount=7913

[Shadow Mod]

So computer has a loli avatar, and is a hyper-Randroid who thinks privatizing the police is a good idea.

I think I have a new least-favorite GAF poster.

lol.

My favorite is this party thread right now. I can't make small talk, the only interesting conversations are proper intellectual debates. Fuckin' social ineptitude.

[etiolate]

I do actually hate small talk. Don't waste my time. It's like having to read facebook. I don't want to listen to your inane lives and pop-trite opinions on shit. Too many people pollute communication and discussion.

[Shadow Mod]

I do actually hate small talk. Don't waste my time. It's like having to read facebook. I don't want to listen to your inane lives and pop-trite opinions on shit. Too many people pollute communication and discussion.

lol. I must just talk with generally interesting people and shift the conversation to something that I'd actually like to learn about.

[etiolate]

If I didn't come with generally interesting people then it's unlikely I run across any there. At best, I observe the party like a human zoo.

[Atramental]

I party with art students so....

My conversations can range from talking about god being a giant squid entity to "Heh! that's what sheeee said!"

[Broseidon]

I wish I went to parties