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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39301 on: February 21, 2013, 09:56:53 PM »

You're Mexican. I simply can not do that for you, mac. :'(
Only half.


The other is gypsy Hungarian  :'(
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« Reply #39302 on: February 21, 2013, 10:42:09 PM »
He really is  :lol :bow2
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« Reply #39303 on: February 21, 2013, 11:23:28 PM »
I'm too lazy to go through the thread but was quad-fedora's entire contribution really just "It's fine to give women advice on how to avoid rape, like mebbe don't emotionally abuse men"?

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« Reply #39304 on: February 21, 2013, 11:56:07 PM »
someone's gotta teach women to rapeproof themselves

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« Reply #39305 on: February 22, 2013, 12:33:22 AM »
If women weren't to be raped they would have evolved defenses against it like Aguirre has.

Take it up with Darwin, and stop blaming the real victims, feminazi's.
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« Reply #39306 on: February 22, 2013, 01:23:58 AM »
shaka, sweetie, how do you link gaf mobile direct posts? :-*
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« Reply #39307 on: February 22, 2013, 01:28:31 AM »
Under the tag, and next to day/time, "Post #__" is clickable. That should do the trick.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39308 on: February 22, 2013, 01:56:16 AM »
Spraying a cloud of stored menstrual blood to cover an escape from their predators.

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« Reply #39309 on: February 22, 2013, 02:01:18 AM »
Spraying a cloud of stored menstrual blood to cover an escape from their predators.
I wonder if (s)he has tentacles

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« Reply #39310 on: February 22, 2013, 03:38:52 AM »
« Last Edit: February 22, 2013, 03:40:27 AM by am nintenho »

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« Reply #39311 on: February 22, 2013, 04:06:56 AM »
a classic

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You're saying that looks aren't involved in rape, I've got to admit the claim seems dubious. I know they're not the sole factor, but I'd really like to seem some studies that say they're not involved at all.

holy fucking shit, did this dude just say "well, *i* wouldn't rape an ugly one" aloud
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« Reply #39312 on: February 22, 2013, 04:10:48 AM »
That thread needs some Drinky Crow, is there a crow signal we can light somewhere?
I'll facebook the fat fuck.

jesus fatass christos with a fedora, that thread. someone chemically castrate gaf
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« Reply #39313 on: February 22, 2013, 04:11:23 AM »
Huh, so Mumei went ahead and deleted the rape thread.
Mod abuse much?

Yes, rape can be committed for non-power reasons, and yes - looks would certainly play a role then.
I'm not even going to fucking cite anything because it's stupid to claim otherwise.
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« Reply #39314 on: February 22, 2013, 04:15:34 AM »
Usually, the hotter the rape victim, the quicker the penetrator orgasms.

Ugly girls tend to have a longer rape time, unless its dark, or a paper bag is involved.
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« Reply #39315 on: February 22, 2013, 04:26:52 AM »
Usually, the hotter the rape victim, the quicker the penetrator orgasms.

Ugly girls tend to have a longer rape time, unless its dark, or a paper bag is involved.
Slap yourself, you should know better as a Raperman.

Fuck you guys for even mentioning Billiechu.
He and every other asocial assburger that pretends to be girls for some attention and pity pisses me off.

They a fucking affront to actual transgendered individuals, who have a condition and are trying their hardest to transition, when their efforts are more or less playing as women in vidya games and watching pedo moeblob anime.
Oh, and making sure that everyone use the correct pronoun online (not in real life, of course not - they wouldn't want).

He's just an attentionwhore:

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39316 on: February 22, 2013, 07:47:34 AM »
Or free on an emulator, so why would I buy a WEEE-OOOO for it?

Also Christ this dude. I thought self-promoting posts were banned over there?
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39317 on: February 22, 2013, 08:08:53 AM »
Oh man that gallon thread (not linking lawl)

So many peasants acting like they witnessed a rape. Yeah those kids are stupid but you see more outrage in that thread than in ones involving death.
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« Reply #39318 on: February 22, 2013, 09:54:23 AM »
moeblob is probably my favorite word. I had no idea such a thing existed until neogaf.
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« Reply #39321 on: February 22, 2013, 10:26:28 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48070247&postcount=3495

Does this pic make anyone else a little uncomfortable? Those are the eyes of a man about to commit a violent sex crime.

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« Reply #39322 on: February 22, 2013, 10:28:53 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48070247&postcount=3495

Does this pic make anyone else a little uncomfortable? Those are the eyes of a man about to commit a violent sex crime.

Nah, he'll just grope you in a bar and then get upset that people don't splooge over his erotic fanfiction.
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« Reply #39323 on: February 22, 2013, 11:51:09 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47888313&postcount=1463

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Nah. Google "Katie Cassidy Harper's Island". She looked pretty damn gorgeous in that show with dark brown hair. I only remember this because there used to be a super creepy poster on gaf named fistfullofmetal or something similar and he posted about a gazillion screencaps of her from that show. It was weird. He also had like gigabytes of Natalie Portman pictures on his computer.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39324 on: February 22, 2013, 11:58:11 AM »
I forgot i did that.
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« Reply #39325 on: February 22, 2013, 12:12:11 PM »
The Internet never forgets.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39326 on: February 22, 2013, 01:22:28 PM »
Neither does Rock n' Roll
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« Reply #39327 on: February 22, 2013, 01:38:10 PM »
Usually, the hotter the rape victim, the quicker the penetrator orgasms.

Ugly girls tend to have a longer rape time, unless its dark, or a paper bag is involved.
Slap yourself, you should know better as a Raperman.

Fuck you guys for even mentioning Billiechu.
He and every other asocial assburger that pretends to be girls for some attention and pity pisses me off.

They a fucking affront to actual transgendered individuals, who have a condition and are trying their hardest to transition, when their efforts are more or less playing as women in vidya games and watching pedo moeblob anime.
Oh, and making sure that everyone use the correct pronoun online (not in real life, of course not - they wouldn't want).

He's just an attentionwhore:
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As much as the part about trying to transition is hard work (:heartbeat) I dislike the "not a real transsexual" thing. Don't do that plz. But yes emitan sux
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39328 on: February 22, 2013, 02:11:14 PM »
The minute we don't keep up the mens/sex talk it degrades into emitan discusses video games in there.

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« Reply #39329 on: February 22, 2013, 03:01:18 PM »
The minute we don't keep up the mens/sex talk it degrades into emitan discusses video games in there.
He even got more posts than you.
I have no idea how, must be constant chatter about vidya games.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39330 on: February 22, 2013, 03:12:31 PM »
The minute we don't keep up the mens/sex talk it degrades into emitan discusses video games in there.

so thats the culprit?  :lol


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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39332 on: February 22, 2013, 03:58:38 PM »
b-baka, it's not like you normally see her or anything! Why are you so tsundere for gaf-tan Cowbell-kun :uguu
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39333 on: February 22, 2013, 03:58:54 PM »
What's GAF-tan? :lol
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« Reply #39335 on: February 22, 2013, 04:20:20 PM »
This GAF-tan shit. Fuckin' embarrassing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48080860&postcount=43
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48081149&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48082194&postcount=48
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48085724&postcount=102

That's racist of you to shit on their weeaboo culture. Just because they have ways different from yours that you don't understand.
b-baka, it's not like you normally see her or anything! Why are you so tsundere for gaf-tan Cowbell-kun :uguu

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What's GAF-tan? :lol

Anime gaf and pony gaf takin' over that thread.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39338 on: February 22, 2013, 04:43:21 PM »
I think given the demographic breakdown, it only makes sense for GAF's mascot to be female.

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« Reply #39340 on: February 22, 2013, 05:29:27 PM »
Just when I couldn't think any less of NeoGAF, they reach new depths.
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« Reply #39341 on: February 22, 2013, 05:56:47 PM »
i have now seen literally everything
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« Reply #39342 on: February 22, 2013, 05:58:11 PM »
I need funny GAF "Nice Guy" quotes, stat.
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« Reply #39343 on: February 22, 2013, 06:02:16 PM »
I need funny GAF "Nice Guy" quotes, stat.

There's the fedora caps earlier in the thread.

I seem to recall the "hand over glass" thread having some hilarious posts.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504246

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« Reply #39344 on: February 22, 2013, 06:02:55 PM »
Please link me, I need a few quotes for my mascot submission.
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« Reply #39345 on: February 22, 2013, 06:02:59 PM »
This GAF-tan shit. Fuckin' embarrassing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48080860&postcount=43
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48081149&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48082194&postcount=48
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48085724&postcount=102

I don't have a problem with anime art that is well thought out, shows actual rendering skills, and original creativity. This shit look basic and offensive to my creative senses. I wish I'd never clicked the links. 2/10 too sharp shitty animutard lines that break instead of being a single stroke. Will not view again.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39346 on: February 22, 2013, 06:05:24 PM »

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« Reply #39347 on: February 22, 2013, 06:12:56 PM »
Look up the valis or izick posts from that palm drink thread. Then there is this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45630196&postcount=575

Funny post defending nice guys.

I'll keep looking.

Oh look up posts by computer too.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47445018&postcount=139
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« Reply #39348 on: February 22, 2013, 06:26:07 PM »
if any gaffers are into this gaf tan thing and happen to be reading the bore; kill yourself. throw yourself into a passing train. chug rat poison. drop your wii u in your bath while its stll plugged in. Jump off a skyscraper.

kill yourself
I was enjoyed reading this post.
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« Reply #39349 on: February 22, 2013, 06:26:33 PM »
I thought this witch hunt would have died down by now.

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« Reply #39350 on: February 22, 2013, 06:35:58 PM »
Look up the valis or izick posts from that palm drink thread. Then there is this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45630196&postcount=575

Funny post defending nice guys.

I'll keep looking.

Oh look up posts by computer too.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47445018&postcount=139

Done, albeit quick and dirty.
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« Reply #39351 on: February 22, 2013, 06:36:51 PM »
Done, albeit quick and dirty.

That's not very respectful... :P

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« Reply #39352 on: February 22, 2013, 06:39:41 PM »
If only we can teach internet shut-ins some self-awareness

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« Reply #39353 on: February 22, 2013, 06:46:15 PM »
That was a great post Jin  :lol

Have sman or whatever he's called done any drawings as of late?
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« Reply #39354 on: February 22, 2013, 06:46:34 PM »
Or free on an emulator, so why would I buy a WEEE-OOOO for it?

Also Christ this dude. I thought self-promoting posts were banned over there?

well yes, many things can be had for free if one doesn't care about breaking the law.  he's not telling you to buy a wiiU for it, but if you have a wiiU, thirty cents is pretty fucking inoffensive as pricing for digital versions of super nintendo stuff goes.  there's shit worth getting cranky about and then there's just insane bitching.

Oh, Oscar-kun. Insane bitching is my mode. But I doubt buying F-zero (if I even had the two consoles that can play it and gave a fuck about buying it) for $.30 is suddenly going to have Nintendo go "well, shit there's interest! *makes a new one!*" like some in that thread believe.

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« Reply #39355 on: February 22, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »
Have sman or whatever he's called done any drawings as of late?

I know some people take issue with his drawings, but this is one of those rare moments where I wish we had an sman signal. He's whip something up in 5 mins.
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« Reply #39356 on: February 22, 2013, 06:56:15 PM »
Have sman or whatever he's called done any drawings as of late?

I know some people take issue with his drawings, but this is one of those rare moments where I wish we had an sman signal. He's whip something up in 5 mins.

I'd be honored to have a drawing made by him, but I'd rather stay anonymous so I can continue ranting about Deaf-mod here without him banning me.
Sman caricatures are hilarious!
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« Reply #39357 on: February 22, 2013, 07:05:30 PM »
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« Reply #39358 on: February 22, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48099341&postcount=216

I think someone is a little too lonely.

At least he isn't drawing anime.

Good grief those anime drawings are disturbing.
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« Reply #39359 on: February 22, 2013, 07:10:47 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48099341&postcount=216

I think someone is a little too lonely.
Dude, if you were artistic enough to draw actual girls you could masturbate over.

That'd be seriously messed up.
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