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Risible

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39900 on: March 06, 2013, 01:11:30 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=519660

This is why Gaf needs to cut out the whole "Don't comment on a threads existence" bullshit.  You get shitshows like this, with this Garffgor dude posting his lame pussy-ass dealings with his girl every week.  He needs to be told he's bad and should feel bad for posting, ever.

Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39901 on: March 06, 2013, 01:13:49 AM »
You can still do that, just not as explicitly. Up your game, bro.
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StealthFan

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39902 on: March 06, 2013, 09:45:18 AM »
Everytime I go to OPA I am reminded that we have a chill community here with other topics to post in.

Unless you want to talk shit about GAF or participate in stupid troll contests there is no fucking reason to even visit OPA.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39903 on: March 06, 2013, 10:11:36 AM »
Everytime I go to OPA I am reminded that we have a chill community here with other topics to post in.

Unless you want to talk shit about GAF or participate in stupid troll contests there is no fucking reason to even visit OPA.
I haven't been there in over a year.  I actually remembered it existed last night and thought about visiting, but thought what the fuck for?  OA is like the crass, uncivilized vampires that Antonio Banderas leads in Interview with a Vampire.  :supergay

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39904 on: March 06, 2013, 11:57:32 AM »
The Kagari fan brigade is hilarious. She has proven she doesn't know much of anything ("FF13 will NEVER be on 360") yet some people take her word as gospel. I'd believe a random Gamefaqs poster over her :P
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FunSlower

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39905 on: March 06, 2013, 03:25:12 PM »
I love this topic for having random people posting in it that will never post in any other thread.

It happens, but some of us will dip our toes in elsewhere.

Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39906 on: March 06, 2013, 03:32:56 PM »
998 pages GAF talk, man you are a sad bunch.

Gonna own this fucking place just like the last time when I made the 10000th post in the last 10k GAF thread.

See ya on the Top O' 1000 Page, dweebs!

omg, when we reach page 999 let's crank up our collective self awareness and express how close we actually are to the average sad GAFfer. A heart to heart talk among friend. Then Lock this bitch up and throw it in the bin.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39907 on: March 06, 2013, 03:43:49 PM »
Let's just masturbate instead (no gay stuff)
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Squiddy

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39908 on: March 06, 2013, 04:04:51 PM »
I love this topic for having random people posting in it that will never post in any other thread.
duckyeah
 It is like a shittier microcosm of Gaf with no risk of banning.

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being "not offended," and 10 being "outrageously offended," how offended do you think I shoud be at this "shittier microcosm" insult?

If you spend most of your time in this thread alone - 10.
If not - 1
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39909 on: March 06, 2013, 06:17:32 PM »
Everytime I go to OPA I am reminded that we have a chill community here with other topics to post in.

Unless you want to talk shit about GAF or participate in stupid troll contests there is no fucking reason to even visit OPA.

Everytime i checked out OPA i literally felt like i was losing brain cells.  :-\

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39910 on: March 06, 2013, 09:32:08 PM »
I used to go to OA every once in a while because on occasion there was always something hilarious going down.  Now, it's just kind of boring.  I'm guessing Saint Cornelius finally found his shit after losing it for 10-15 years.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39911 on: March 06, 2013, 09:44:47 PM »
I only now started reading that Kagari thread and this post is what I belive in:

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Remember, just because you [Kagari] know people, doesnt mean you KNOW. And knowing people in the US Branch isnt something you can use to discredit "rumors". Communication between whats happening internally over at SQE Japan and the US Branch is minimal. If Kagari does in fact have connections, theyre not very informed ones. PR people and low-level community managers dont count as "sources". People on the development side however, do.

Well, yes. But at the same time: Square-Enix is copying Sega of Japan circa-90's? Don't they know how that goes?

But then again, has Square-US actually developed anything outside of Parasite Eve oh so long ago?

Eli Gulgin

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39912 on: March 06, 2013, 09:52:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49255872&postcount=14893

I think he should, too. Would love to see a photo of yet another of his "special friends"  ::)

Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39913 on: March 06, 2013, 10:26:57 PM »
Oh, you're in on this, Eli? I like you already.

"I should do that to my girl."

..."Do" what, exactly? Stare at a camera? Perhaps he means forcibly.
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Eli Gulgin

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39914 on: March 06, 2013, 10:54:36 PM »
Forcibly, but with a nice guy smile.

Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39915 on: March 06, 2013, 10:59:56 PM »
Oh, you're in on this, Eli? I like you already.

"I should do that to my girl."

..."Do" what, exactly? Stare at a camera? Perhaps he means forcibly.
Forcibly, but with a nice guy smile.

WARNING: This video is not SUGALESS


ToxicAdam

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39916 on: March 06, 2013, 11:56:33 PM »
Doesn't Ichirou post at OA? We need him back here.

Don't we already have our quota of emotionally needy, drama queens?

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brob

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39918 on: March 07, 2013, 01:21:57 AM »
If american pizza/fastfood delivery drivers have to use their own vehicles, pay for their own gas and in some cases rely entirely on tips you'd be stupid as shit to take that as a job. can't kids get work at warehouses anymore? that's what we did back in my day! :shakesfist
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 01:23:32 AM by Brobzoid »

Himu

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39919 on: March 07, 2013, 01:27:12 AM »
Pizza places hire fast and it's a quick way to make cash. Sometimes you're that desperate. Sometimes it's the only option.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 01:30:03 AM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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brob

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39920 on: March 07, 2013, 01:31:26 AM »
short term desperation stuff is whatevs. I'd take a stable paycheck over that bullshit in the longer run though, sitting and complaining that your unstable paycheck is unstable seems silly. How are warehouses not plentiful in America? Isn't there also a lot of manufacturing there still, even?

untrained, steady paying work :bow2

Himu

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39921 on: March 07, 2013, 01:33:38 AM »
Definitely agree. Long term pizza drivers are weird.
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benjipwns

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39922 on: March 07, 2013, 01:46:02 AM »
How are warehouses not plentiful in America? Isn't there also a lot of manufacturing there still, even?
They are. It makes "more sense" to come out of college and work at a coffee shop or GameStop for $8 instead of dicking around a warehouse for $16 or more. That's like going backwards after college. Or at least that's what I was told by some dopes.

Meanwhile, I got to drive boxes around in circles on a sweet ass cart/truck thing.  :drool
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brob

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39923 on: March 07, 2013, 01:47:35 AM »
forklifts :rock


benjipwns

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39924 on: March 07, 2013, 01:51:19 AM »
The way the like aisles of pallets and stuff were if you took the truck cart down it nothing else could go down it, so you had to grab stuff real fast and then gun it. It was like your job was to rob the joint.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39925 on: March 07, 2013, 01:56:14 AM »
If american pizza/fastfood delivery drivers have to use their own vehicles, pay for their own gas and in some cases rely entirely on tips you'd be stupid as shit to take that as a job. can't kids get work at warehouses anymore? that's what we did back in my day! :shakesfist

Not all places make employees rely on their vehicles but many do. Anyway thread is a good example of shut in assholes circle jerking again.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39926 on: March 07, 2013, 02:04:03 AM »
I remember I had this sick little petrol thing with independent forks that could do all sorts of crazy stuff. straight up clawing at shit.

Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39927 on: March 07, 2013, 02:16:01 AM »
999

Let the reflection begins.
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Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39928 on: March 07, 2013, 02:24:58 AM »
Let's dedicate this page to the "best of..."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=25477199&postcount=552

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:rofl

WickedLaharl :bow2

Fun fact 1: One year ago, and before she earned herself the "banned" tag, her tag was "doesn't know shit."

Fun fact 2: The minute XIII was announced for the 360 she changed her avatar from Lightning to the girl in Versus.

Guys, it's an attempt at a serious awards show for videogames, G4TV sponsoring a thread on GAF is an attempt to cater to your likings. At least you give it a shot before being concerned about a sponsored thread that helps pay for the servers that run a forum you like.

I'm sure Evilore already put more thought into this than you guys have.

I'll give the show a shot. I mean, if they're tell GAF specifically about this show then they're probably trying to appeal to some sort of demographic that's not just "LOL, WE'RE NERDS."
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I feel uncomfortable dating girls who have had sex before. I'm saving myself for marriage, so just the thought that they've had another fella's fella in them is a big turn off. =/
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26422064&postcount=1378

smfh

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26422331&postcount=1514
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26422354&postcount=1529

:rofl FUCKING distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. ONE STATE INLAND?!?
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benjipwns

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39929 on: March 07, 2013, 02:32:36 AM »
They should absolutely be reimbursed for gas if they aren't.  I guess I can see the moral hazard argument against that, but it should be pretty obvious if an employee is claiming more miles than the actual deliveries would call for.
It seems like it'd be even easier than that nowdays, just get a GPS or whatever and reimburse based on non-deviations from pre-determined routes.

I remember I had this sick little petrol thing with independent forks that could do all sorts of crazy stuff. straight up clawing at shit.
My favorite part (and everyone elses) was when the automated crap would freak out randomly and wreck up the place. This one machine hard arms that were supposed to slide under boxes obviously, it liked to stop halfway and jam its arms through the boxes. It seemed like it was intentional.

Shadow Mod

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39930 on: March 07, 2013, 02:32:47 AM »
Who did kagari knock boots with to become a mod anyway, she doesn't seem to have more insider info than any other low level employee schmuck.

Himu

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39931 on: March 07, 2013, 02:35:26 AM »
Who did kagari knock boots with to become a mod anyway

WasabiKing.
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parallax

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39932 on: March 07, 2013, 03:21:09 AM »
She's one of wasabis favorites?

Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39933 on: March 07, 2013, 03:54:34 AM »
Who did kagari knock boots with to become a mod anyway, she doesn't seem to have more insider info than any other low level employee schmuck.
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benjipwns

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39934 on: March 07, 2013, 04:16:43 AM »
Top of the 1000th Page here we go... any moment now :rock
It's 45 posts per page not ten?

Or is it different in Mosaic?
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 04:23:50 AM by benjipwns »

Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39935 on: March 07, 2013, 04:23:53 AM »
Yeah next page for me is 900

benjipwns

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39936 on: March 07, 2013, 04:45:00 AM »
1. GAF Mod
2. ???
3. See the Titanic
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Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39937 on: March 07, 2013, 04:50:20 AM »
Chrome > Internet Expoorer. I'd rather use Opera but my install at work is broken

brawndolicious

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39938 on: March 07, 2013, 05:07:30 AM »
I am making the 19th post on this page of the thread. This forum for some reason does 44 posts per page.

So this should bring us to a total of:
44*998=43,912

43,912+19=43,931 posts

But in fact this post is listed as the 44,928th post of this thread.

How the fuck? We have over 1,000 pages worth of posts already.

pilonv1

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39939 on: March 07, 2013, 06:27:34 AM »
999 for me here on Firefox
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39940 on: March 07, 2013, 06:37:35 AM »
Doesn't Ichirou post at OA? We need him back here.

I didn't mind him until he started pulling the "eternal victim of the internets" thing.  As long as he drops that, then fine.  Otherwise he can fuck off.
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Vertigo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39941 on: March 07, 2013, 06:44:47 AM »
Opiate brings his sterling insight onto black male representation in cinema.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=520284&page=2


Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39942 on: March 07, 2013, 06:54:17 AM »
You guys are on 45 posts per page, I am on the superior, symmetrical 50.

(ignore the black its my userstyle)



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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39943 on: March 07, 2013, 08:06:12 AM »
Who did kagari knock boots with to become a mod anyway

WasabiKing.

Who's that?

And who the hell fucks someone to become a GAF mod? I can understand starring in a movie, getting good grades, shit that matter but GAF?  :lol

Former GAF admin.

Kagari didn't. If I remember right Wasabi wanted her to be modded as a way into her pants. Rumor is it didn't work.

She's a pretty bad mod.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39944 on: March 07, 2013, 08:18:53 AM »
Who did kagari knock boots with to become a mod anyway

WasabiKing.

Who's that?

And who the hell fucks someone to become a GAF mod? I can understand starring in a movie, getting good grades, shit that matter but GAF?  :lol

Former GAF admin.

Kagari didn't. If I remember right Wasabi wanted her to be modded as a way into her pants. Rumor is it didn't work.

She's a pretty bad mod.

I just assumed that they wanted a female mod that focuses on the gaming side and that the other better female members (just about everyone) either was modded already or didn't want to be a mod.  She was just the first one that said yes although her sfaggotry probably moved her up a few positions on their list.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39945 on: March 07, 2013, 08:20:19 AM »
Who did kagari knock boots with to become a mod anyway, she doesn't seem to have more insider info than any other low level employee schmuck.
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Brehvolution

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39946 on: March 07, 2013, 08:46:14 AM »
:rofl I love that
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Vertigo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39947 on: March 07, 2013, 08:57:16 AM »
Kagari looks disturbingly like Ashton Kutcher in that pic.

Brehvolution

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39948 on: March 07, 2013, 09:01:48 AM »
I Never tip. Get a real fucking job if paying your bills depends on people tipping you.

I always over tip when knowing tips are their main source of income.
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39949 on: March 07, 2013, 09:14:53 AM »
Who did kagari knock boots with to become a mod anyway, she doesn't seem to have more insider info than any other low level employee schmuck.
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This never stops being amazing :rofl
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39950 on: March 07, 2013, 09:15:14 AM »
I Never tip. Get a real fucking job if paying your bills depends on people tipping you.

While I agree with Borys, you're just as poor if you can't toss a couple bucks to some kid who delivered some food. We're rich. Throw it in their faces. Make it rain.
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StealthFan

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39951 on: March 07, 2013, 10:35:41 AM »
I always tip big unless they're black. I don't need to support someones crack addiction when they probably have six kids to feed.
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Yoritomo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39952 on: March 07, 2013, 10:41:26 AM »
I don't mind tipping servers/waiters/pizza delivery but if tipping inconveniences me and forces a cash handshake then I can't be bothered. Basically no tipping valet, doormen, bellboys since I never carry cash.
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Yoritomo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39953 on: March 07, 2013, 10:44:48 AM »
Probably deleted posts threw everything off.

Ahem

Broseidon

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39954 on: March 07, 2013, 10:45:27 AM »
Dont you have some driveways to pave?
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Yoritomo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39955 on: March 07, 2013, 10:47:25 AM »
Fucking Yorimoto...

DO YOU EVEN POST?

Only today. Now page 1000 is like the wife that got plowed by 20 guys.  :-[

Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39956 on: March 07, 2013, 10:51:41 AM »
Yay we're on page 900

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39957 on: March 07, 2013, 10:57:30 AM »
LOL

GG Borys

Yoritomo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39958 on: March 07, 2013, 11:04:59 AM »
I hate this forum. Fuck off.

Sorry about the sloppy seconds bro.

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« Reply #39959 on: March 07, 2013, 11:13:40 AM »
So, what's happening on GAF?