Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1234073 times)

tiesto · « **Reply #540 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:29:01 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 12, 2011, 11:07:29 PM

lol, I stopped going to Temple when I was about 14. I don't know any Jewish girls! I only know like 5-7 single girls in general and 95% are people I've dated in the past

Come to the island, there's plenty around here... I might be going out with a Jewish girl later this week. Will be a nice change from all the Irish I go out with!

Robo · « **Reply #541 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:51:29 AM »

That's more like a kickstand than a third wheel.

Himu · « **Reply #542 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:51:45 AM »

you drove 40 miles?

Bebpo · « **Reply #543 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:12:49 PM »

I've noticed recently that a lot of girls NEED constant communication or they feel you're uninterested in them.
Like if I'm talking to a girl on thur/fri and then don't talk/txt them over the weekend at all, they just vanish.

I don't give them the satisfaction though. Life comes first, little flirts about nothing with girls comes distant 2nd or 3rd. The non-clingy/needy ones will be ok with that. The rest...don't need them.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #544 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:18:12 PM »

My commute to work is ~30 miles each way. No big deal.

Himu · « **Reply #545 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:49:29 PM »

I'm not saying it's far. It's just...driving 40 miles to meet a woman you don't even know just seems desperate.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #546 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:59:23 PM »

That's basically what I'm doing on Thursday $:-\$

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Actually no I'm not, SHE'S driving 40 miles to see ME

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Bebpo · « **Reply #547 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:59:32 PM »

I thought he knew her?

Bebpo · « **Reply #548 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:59:59 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 13, 2011, 04:59:23 PM

That's basically what I'm doing on Thursday $:-\$

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Actually no I'm not, SHE'S driving 40 miles to see ME
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Himu · « **Reply #549 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:01:26 PM »

even if he knew her it still seems desperate i dunno

then again i'm lazy. driving 40 miles is an eternity imo

Himu · « **Reply #550 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:02:04 PM »

well that makes sense

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #551 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:14:12 PM »

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When I am banging girls (literally) it seems fun and exciting

who do I have to blow to update the news feed around here

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #552 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:16:36 PM »

For me it's always concentrating on not jisming

Robo · « **Reply #553 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:20:43 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 13, 2011, 05:16:36 PM

For me it's always concentrating on not jisming

I think of boogers and toenails, but I think it's just leading to weird fetish development.

Bebpo · « **Reply #554 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:24:38 PM »

I think of bad jrpgs

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #555 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:36:53 PM »

That girl Caty I talked about a page ago would get pissed at me if I didn't finish in like two minutes when she was giving head or a handjob. I was like, bish really? At least pretend you like playing with it for a little while.

etiolate · « **Reply #556 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:42:26 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #557 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:45:21 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on September 13, 2011, 05:39:39 PM

I went out with a girl who got butthurt when I wasnt coming from a handjob. I told her "well I've been giving myself handjobs for a lot longer than you have, and I do way better job. You wanna excite me put it in you."

Literally.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #558 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:46:24 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on September 13, 2011, 05:39:39 PM

I went out with a girl who got butthurt when I wasnt coming from a handjob. I told her "well I've been giving myself handjobs for a lot longer than you have, and I do way better job. You wanna excite me put it in you."

Basically how I felt as well. She would always ask me "well then, how would you make yourself finish in the past?" And I would say "with Heather Brooke."

She didn't know who she was.

Himu · « **Reply #559 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:46:49 PM »

Man, I been with a girl who never put her wrist into it. Gave the worst fucking handjobs, and never made me cum once. I'd always have to do it for her and right when I was shoot my goo I'd hold it in and tell her, FINISH ME OFF, and let it rip.

And don't get me on the blowjobs.

FUCK.

Bebpo · « **Reply #560 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:47:10 PM »

I'm glad girls haven't tried hjs with me considering how bad most seem at bjs.

It's like "ummmm...thanks?", now lets move on...

For a while I grew up thinking I was a mutant with anti-bj cock skin so I couldn't feel anything from bjs. But once I was with a girl who actually knew how to do it and it was sogood.jpg; so I came to the conclusion that most girls really don't know how to give head.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #561 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:48:51 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 13, 2011, 05:47:10 PM

I'm glad girls haven't tried hjs with me considering how bad most seem at bjs.

It's like "ummmm...thanks?", now lets move on...

For a while I grew up thinking I was a mutant with anti-bj cock skin so I couldn't feel anything from bjs. But once I was with a girl who actually knew how to do it and it was sogood.jpg; so I came to the conclusion that most girls really don't know how to give head.

Himu · « **Reply #562 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:49:36 PM »

It sucks cuz when I go down or finger bang a woman I'm going to town but she can't do the same for me??

Another time one woman wouldn't give me a blowjob but she was just perfectly fine with me eating out her pussy. I refused to eat that pussy for a week until she sucked my dick.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #563 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »

In fairness to girls, I think I'm pretty atrocious at oral for them. I've been told I'm fine at it, but it just doesn't ever feel right. I now just usually just stick to the top near the clit and use my finger to do most of the work.

Bebpo · « **Reply #564 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 13, 2011, 05:49:36 PM

It sucks cuz when I go down or finger bang a woman I'm going to town but she can't do the same for me??

Another time one woman wouldn't give me a blowjob but she was just perfectly fine with me eating out her pussy. I refused to eat that pussy for a week until she sucked my dick.

Yeah, I mean I think of myself as pretty fucking good at getting a girl off. When I'm with a girl I'll get her body to convulse and spasm a bunch of times. But I hardly ever feel like I get the same in return. Women have it easy as guys are too nice to tell them they suck at sex. I told a girl that once and she basically thew me out of the house

Quote from: BrandNew on September 13, 2011, 05:48:51 PM

Should have seen that coming.

Himu · « **Reply #565 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:54:55 PM »

Fuck that, playa. I'ma stick my entire face in that flesh gash.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #566 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 13, 2011, 05:54:45 PM

Women have it easy as guys are too nice to tell them they suck at sex. I told a girl that once and she basically thew me out of the house

yeah fuck that. nothing is worse then a bad bj or hj, and the only way to make it right is to TELL THEM. most times you're gonna get a really bad response, but hey the only way towards better sex is communication. getting an awesome bj > getting in an annoying argument

Himu · « **Reply #567 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:23:01 PM »

worst bjs are the ones where they're fucking SCARED of it. Like, they're lightly licking the head and shit.

SHOVE

THAT

DICK

DOWN

YOUR

THROAT!!!!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #568 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:24:34 PM »

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worst bjs are the ones where they're fucking SCARED of it. Like, they're lightly licking the head and shit.

SHOVE

THAT

DICK

THROWN

YOUR

THROAT!!!!

Himu · « **Reply #569 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:34:07 PM »

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #570 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:37:56 PM »

Eh, the licking the head stuff is wonderful I think. The most sensitive pleasure receptors of the penis are located there. Most guys these days just want gagging to occur because "porn does it."

Himu · « **Reply #571 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:42:22 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 13, 2011, 06:37:56 PM

Eh, the licking the head stuff is wonderful I think. The most sensitive pleasure receptors of the penis are located there. Most guys these days just want gagging to occur because "porn does it."

I don't want it just like how "porn does it" but I don't want her to be scared of it either. There's a difference between licking the head and acting like a kitten sniffing around a dead animal to see if it's edible.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #572 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:46:03 PM »

Some girls can't do that, though. If they try, then god bless them, but if they can work with the skillset they've got, I can dig.

Himu · « **Reply #573 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:50:54 PM »

Well, as you can tell by my commentary on pussy eating, I'm a very passionate lover. It's hard for me to reconcile the fact that the person who's trying to suck my dick isn't equally as passionate.

BlackMage · « **Reply #574 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:02:06 PM »

Ok so, I got a date this weekend with an incredibly gorgeous girl. I'm kind of not looking forward to it because I think she may be out of my league. I tend to avoid the really hot ones, but she is the one who initiated the whole thing. She says I'm hot but she's only seen pics of me and I feel like my pictures might be deceiving. I'm kind of awkward in person.

Bebpo · « **Reply #575 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:14:57 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on September 13, 2011, 08:02:06 PM

Ok so, I got a date this weekend with an incredibly gorgeous girl. I'm kind of not looking forward to it because I think she may be out of my league. I tend to avoid the really hot ones, but she is the one who initiated the whole thing. She says I'm hot but she's only seen pics of me and I feel like my pictures might be deceiving. I'm kind of awkward in person.

If she initiated it and thinks you're hot that means physically you happen to fall into the exact type of man that pushes her buttons.

This is good. It gives you the higher ground in the meeting. Just try to have a good time, you don't need to impress her because she's already interested in you.

BlackMage · « **Reply #576 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:16:48 PM »

I'm not saying I'm ugly, wrath. I just thought she might have set her expectations a little high based off of my pics.

Fuck it, you guys are right ima go in like this

I gotz the upper hand!

lennedsay · « **Reply #577 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:23:43 PM »

Just tell her you're a little shy in person, but you're a fucking bad ass on Internet forums.

Maybe she's not as hot as in her pics.

tiesto · « **Reply #578 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:43:47 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on September 13, 2011, 09:23:43 PM

Just tell her you're a little shy in person, but you're a fucking bad ass on Internet forums.

Maybe she's not as hot as in her pics.

If it's anything like my last few OKCupid experiences, you should make that bet

I've got dates with 2 very cute girls (much better looking than my ex) upcoming, my second date with the girl from Alabama who likes Chrono Trigger and Earthbound, and gonna meet up with the girl whose # I got at the bar. I'm really proud of myself, since I used to be extremely shy, afraid to talk to women, and suffered from major confidence issues.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #579 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:45:45 PM »

I find working the tip is very effective so long as the hand is well-greased and active. You guys just aren't trying hard enough.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #580 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:57:58 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2011, 10:43:47 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on September 13, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
Just tell her you're a little shy in person, but you're a fucking bad ass on Internet forums.

Maybe she's not as hot as in her pics.

If it's anything like my last few OKCupid experiences, you should make that bet

I've got dates with 2 very cute girls (much better looking than my ex) upcoming, my second date with the girl from Alabama who likes Chrono Trigger and Earthbound, and gonna meet up with the girl whose # I got at the bar. I'm really proud of myself, since I used to be extremely shy, afraid to talk to women, and suffered from major confidence issues.

A southerner AND a Nintendo-bred weeaboo? Third base at least.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #581 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:59:58 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on September 13, 2011, 10:57:58 PM

Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2011, 10:43:47 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on September 13, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
Just tell her you're a little shy in person, but you're a fucking bad ass on Internet forums.

Maybe she's not as hot as in her pics.

If it's anything like my last few OKCupid experiences, you should make that bet

I've got dates with 2 very cute girls (much better looking than my ex) upcoming, my second date with the girl from Alabama who likes Chrono Trigger and Earthbound, and gonna meet up with the girl whose # I got at the bar. I'm really proud of myself, since I used to be extremely shy, afraid to talk to women, and suffered from major confidence issues.

A southerner AND a Nintendo-bred weeaboo? Third base at least.

You'll get to third base at the restaurant!

Himu · « **Reply #582 on:** September 13, 2011, 11:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 13, 2011, 10:45:45 PM

I find working the tip is very effective so long as the hand is well-greased and active. You guys just aren't trying hard enough.

No one is saying anything is wrong with working the tip.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #583 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:43:37 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 13, 2011, 11:22:32 PM

Earthbound fucking sucked.

Quite. But Earthbound fans fuck'n suck, too.

chronovore · « **Reply #584 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:53:03 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 13, 2011, 10:44:07 AM

Some chick invited me out just to be a third wheel.

I didn't expect anything to happen with her. It would have happened a few years ago if it was ever going to happen. But she asked me if I wanted to hang out with her and some friends over the weekend. So I made the 40 mile drive down to Costa Mesa, expecting that it would be her and maybe a few other people. But it was just her and one other guy. I would have been okay with that if we were all just going to have drinks and chill, but while he was in the bathroom, she confided in me that she really liked this guy and needed to get him more drunk so that she could hook up with him.

I got out of there as soon as I was done with my drink. Fortunately I had been drinking pretty slowly and was pretty sober.

That was bullshit. I guess this isn't really about relationships at all, but that was not a cool move.

Quote from: Robo on September 13, 2011, 10:51:29 AM

That's more like a kickstand than a third wheel.

Yeah, christ. I think I'd be calling off the friendship after that. But if you were interested in her at all still, hopefully this has clarified things.

tiesto · « **Reply #585 on:** September 14, 2011, 11:48:21 AM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2011, 10:43:37 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 13, 2011, 11:22:32 PM
Earthbound fucking sucked.

Quite. But Earthbound fans fuck'n suck, too.

I'd SMAAAAAASH!! this girl, she's very cute. I'm not a huge Earthbound fan but I'd rather she be into that than lame shit like the Yankees or Harry Potter like my ex.

Bebpo · « **Reply #586 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:11:52 PM »

I dunno, Nintendo fans are about the bottom rung of the dating ladder.

Though I guess you could take out your constant facepalming to all their Nintendo related opinions through steamy sex.

tiesto · « **Reply #587 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:22:33 PM »

She's just a general game fan though, not just Nintendo... she mentioned Dragon Age 2 but I never played that, told her I was more into oldskool gaming.

Hmm... a lot of people are telling me I broke up with my ex in a very douchey manner (it's true, I handled it poorly), and now they (friends of both of us) say that she deserves a proper apology. Is it worth it to even attempt this? Or will it be reopening deep wounds?

Mupepe · « **Reply #588 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:37:30 PM »

No it's not worth it. Tell them to mind their own business. She's an adult and there's no point in playing in dirty water. Move on completely and more importantly let her move on completely whether she realizes it's best for her or not.

Himu · « **Reply #589 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:45:58 PM »

hope you don't lose friends over it, tiesto.

Bebpo · « **Reply #590 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:47:38 PM »

Eh, I'd probably give her an apology and end it on better terms if possible if you have mutual friends if it's not going to make you feel too bad.

But I'm bad at these things!

Himu · « **Reply #591 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:48:49 PM »

i agree with bebpo

Mupepe · « **Reply #592 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:54:26 PM »

No. The problem is people sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong. If my two friends broke up, guess what I'd do? Stay the fuck out of it. I'm not going to punish my friend over what they did or did not do unless it's something completely appalling.

That's just the way it ended. Your apology isn't going to do shit. In the end she's sour because she didn't want what you wanted. Both parties should take it as a learning experience and move on.

tl;dr

There is no right way to end a relationship. Someone is always pissed and miserable. That's life.

tiesto · « **Reply #593 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:40:48 PM »

Yeah, I know that my apology wouldn't really do shit, the mutual friends are demanding I give one though. They feel that, because they were the ones who "set us up", I disrespected them for trampling over the other girl's feelings. I am to blame for running away though and not confronting the problems head-on...

Himu · « **Reply #594 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:43:24 PM »

what the hell did you even say/do to her?

Bebpo · « **Reply #595 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:46:25 PM »

I thought he basically ignored her. Something like "let's take a break" and then 2-3 weeks pass by and he doesn't communicate to her and then they break up.

At least that's what I got from this thread.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #596 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 14, 2011, 03:43:24 PM

what the hell did you even say/do to her?

Yeah, what did you say?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #597 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:53:23 PM »

I apologized for a bad breakup once - it went over quite well and I've stayed friends with the girl.

The real question is: do YOU feel you SHOULD apologize. If the answer is yes - if you've looked at your behavior and believe it was objectively shitty - then go ahead and apologize. Not for your friends or even for your ex, but because it's the right thing to do.

That said, girls will be able to smell an insincere apology from 10,000 yards - that would be like pouring gasoline on a fire. If you don't mean it, keep your mouth the fuck shut.

Mupepe · « **Reply #598 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:53:27 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 14, 2011, 03:46:25 PM

I thought he basically ignored her. Something like "let's take a break" and then 2-3 weeks pass by and he doesn't communicate to her and then they break up.

At least that's what I got from this thread.

I honestly don't understand what's wrong with this.

They took a break. That's what you do. Not talk to each other. See how you feel without each other.

WTF @ your friends. As Spencer said, that's some high school shit.

Unless you're not giving us the whole story you did nothing wrong IMO.

Mupepe · « **Reply #599 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2011, 03:53:23 PM

I apologized for a bad breakup once - it went over quite well and I've stayed friends with the girl.

The real question is: do YOU feel you SHOULD apologize. If the answer is yes - if you've looked at your behavior and believe it was objectively shitty - then go ahead and apologize. Not for your friends or even for your ex, but because it's the right thing to do.

That said, girls will be able to smell an insincere apology from 10,000 yards - that would be like pouring gasoline on a fire. If you don't mean it, keep your mouth the fuck shut.

I also agree with the bolded.

But it sounds more like your friends are sticking their nose in and forcing it out of you which is BS.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1234073 times)