Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255496 times)

Mandark · « **Reply #4440 on:** July 15, 2013, 11:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2013, 10:53:23 PM

Now this is passive aggressive.

Female Mandark said she doesn't think we "would work that well," which is code for "you're a horrible human being, please die in a fire."

The teen is ignoring me after I refused to skype late last night.

I object vehemently to the bolded.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4441 on:** July 15, 2013, 11:21:09 PM »

The female Mandark wouldn't date a gentile in the first place, lest she be consumed by esh.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4442 on:** July 15, 2013, 11:40:03 PM »

Demi, nuke my account.

Thanks.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4443 on:** July 15, 2013, 11:49:14 PM »

dont do it demi

make malek immortal

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4444 on:** July 16, 2013, 12:09:27 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 15, 2013, 11:50:16 PM

winnipeg's a small, small place. found that one out m'self.

Small and cold.

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 16, 2013, 12:03:52 AM

How smart could this girl be if she didn't want to date you, Malek?

harhar

That said, maybe I should date dumber women. Not including the teenager, the least educated woman I went on a date with spent three years at university.

Momo · « **Reply #4445 on:** July 16, 2013, 12:14:00 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 15, 2013, 10:21:33 AM

I don't care if I'm looking for relationships/ass or not. She's throwing it at you and if she's not ugly then why the fuck not? But I guess I'm just a perv.

Nah, that's not being a perv thats pretty normal. The situation was too weird.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2013, 12:29:38 PM

Is she black? South African muthafucka

Get your dick wet dude, jesus. She's throwing it at you. It's not like you have to marry her afterwards.

She's coloured (think latina or google cape coloured). I've known this chick for years and nothing has ever happened till then, moment is past

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4446 on:** July 16, 2013, 12:25:18 AM »

Malek do you like yourself, like at all? I'm not trying to be mean but some guys give off mopey ass vibes that people just don't want to continue to humor.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4447 on:** July 16, 2013, 01:15:23 AM »

I must like myself a little; I haven't killed myself yet.

I don't mope on dates!

Michael Moaner · « **Reply #4448 on:** July 16, 2013, 04:13:28 AM »

Could use some relationship (maybe even sex?) advice. Not entirely sure if I'm overreacting or what.

Backstory: Been dating this girl for a month now. Everything has been great - we probably spend way too much time together (4-5 times a week). Anyway, as far as sex goes - she's really shy/inexperienced. Only been with one other guy (her ex-husband, she's 24). Furthermore, she's asked me to take things really slow with her. Doesn't want to have sex anytime soon. Despite us having fairly open conversations about our tastes and habits etc.

Flash forward to tonight. We make out in bed for awhile. She's wearing nothing but her bra and panties. Bra comes off - I'm rubbing her through her panties. Things of that nature. That's about as far as it goes, though. In the car ride home - I playfully asked her if she had fun. Truthfully, I was trying to gauge whether or not it pushed her away.

So here's the main issue I'm having. At some point, I specifically asked her if she felt like I was satisfying her. I mean, hell - I'm pretty inexperienced as well, so I was also genuinely curious. Anyhow, she replied "if you have to ask and can't read my body language, then we have a problem". Which really took me back. Mainly because she said it in a really crass/cold tone. Now, I realize that taken literally - that could likely be a compliment. However, when I asked her to clarify, she wouldn't, and proceeded to ultimately say goodnight and just head to sleep. Which I thought was kind of fucked up. Who knows, maybe she's embarrassed? Am I overreacting bore?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4449 on:** July 16, 2013, 04:17:12 AM »

"if you have to ask and can't read my body language, then we have a problem"

Fuck her.

Not literally.

People like this are douchebags.

You don't really know her sexually well enough to make calls on what she's really into. People who refuse to openly tell you have some shit they need to work out.

Mandark · « **Reply #4450 on:** July 16, 2013, 04:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Michael Moaner on July 16, 2013, 04:13:28 AM

Which I thought was kind of fucked up. Who knows, maybe she's embarrassed? Am I overreacting bore?

Nah, you're right. Even if it's coming from her hangups about sex, it was fucked up on her part. Wouldn't write her off as quick as Cowbell's saying. Bring it up honestly but non-judgmentally and try to make her understand why you're concerned, that you want in general to have good communication, that you understand it could be awkward for her but that it's important, etc.

People will sometimes act shitty. If you let her know it bothers you and she refuses to make an effort, then you've got serious problems.

Michael Moaner · « **Reply #4451 on:** July 16, 2013, 04:28:00 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2013, 04:17:12 AM

"if you have to ask and can't read my body language, then we have a problem"

Fuck her.

Not literally.

People like this are douchebags.

You don't really know her sexually well enough to make calls on what she's really into. People who refuse to openly tell you have some shit they need to work out.

Quote from: Mandark on July 16, 2013, 04:27:29 AM

Nah, you're right. Even if it's coming from her hangups about sex, it was fucked up on her part. Wouldn't write her off as quick as Cowbell's saying. Bring it up honestly but non-judgmentally and try to make her understand why you're concerned, that you want in general to have good communication, that you understand it could be awkward for her but that it's important, etc.

People will sometimes act shitty. If you let her know it bothers you and she refuses to make an effort, then you've got serious problems.

Thanks, that was kind of my line of thinking as well. I mean, I really don't know her sexually at all. Furthermore, she seems to have a lot of baggage/issues with any intimacy. Therefore, I had assumed that by opening up a bit of dialogue, it would be easier for the both of us. However, all it seemed to do was piss her off and upset me in the process.

The tipping point, however, was the end of this entire conversation. Because a few minutes after making that comment - her phone lost signal. After which, she called me back and said nothing except for a very brief/rushed goodnight. Mind you, 20 minutes earlier in the car she said she wasn't tired at all, and I'm clearly bothered and upset at this point. It's as if she didn't even care at all. Ugh, feels bad man $:-\$

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4452 on:** July 16, 2013, 04:40:34 AM »

Best sex is when you know how the girl likes it

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4453 on:** July 16, 2013, 04:40:34 AM »

Quote from: Michael Moaner on July 16, 2013, 04:28:00 AM

Thanks, that was kind of my line of thinking as well. I mean, I really don't know her sexually at all. Furthermore, she seems to have a lot of baggage/issues with any intimacy. Therefore, I had assumed that by opening up a bit of dialogue, it would be easier for the both of us. However, all it seemed to do was piss her off and upset me in the process.

The tipping point, however, was the end of this entire conversation. Because a few minutes after making that comment - her phone lost signal. After which, she called me back and said nothing except for a very brief/rushed goodnight. Mind you, 20 minutes earlier in the car she said she wasn't tired at all, and I'm clearly bothered and upset at this point. It's as if she didn't even care at all. Ugh, feels bad man $:-\$

If you really like her make sure she realizes the whole point of asking is because

a) she's inexperienced and not verbally communicating much
b) YOU WANT TO PLEASURE HER

Emphasize the fuck out of (b), if she continues being an ass I wouldn't waste my effort unless she was really cool otherwise.

Momo · « **Reply #4454 on:** July 16, 2013, 05:36:58 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 16, 2013, 04:40:34 AM

Best sex is when you know how the girl likes it

This is so wrong you considerate fuck, [best sex]* is to get your own personal maximum pleasure out of it, roll over eat a peanut butter sammich, grab a smoke then catch a power nap.

Please dont try this in a relationship setting*

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4455 on:** July 16, 2013, 05:42:40 AM »

A girl who is enjoying herself and knows how to fuck will do kegels on your dick. Ever felt that? Try getting that shit from a corpse.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4456 on:** July 16, 2013, 05:45:24 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 16, 2013, 05:44:24 AM

It's only ever fun for me if the girl is really into it. A girl just laying there doing nothing is basically me masturbating using a human being.

lmao. Dead fish syndrome. I couldn't do that. Plus I dunno how they are capable of it. I usually have to direct traffic in some way so I get off and it's not uncomfortable.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4457 on:** July 16, 2013, 06:08:23 AM »

Myself the girl I met on OKC have been going steady for like 3 months now. I taught her how to play Magic, which is pretty sweet

Mupepe · « **Reply #4458 on:** July 16, 2013, 10:27:46 AM »

ugh. The "sex psychic theory" is fucking horrible. "I shouldn't have to tell you" Bullshit. Know why I enjoy your blowjobs? Because I tell you when you're doing something wrong. Give me the same courtesy please. You were a toothy bitch when I met you.

I really don't miss dating :p

Robo · « **Reply #4459 on:** July 16, 2013, 11:28:47 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 16, 2013, 05:46:38 AM

A girl who wants the D is the girl you want to please.

Too real.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4460 on:** July 16, 2013, 01:40:01 PM »

Share your moves, Awesome-O

hampster · « **Reply #4461 on:** July 16, 2013, 03:21:15 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 16, 2013, 01:49:30 PM

I put all my points into dexterity.

GF uses "I'm tired"

It's Super Effective :'(

Rufus · « **Reply #4462 on:** July 16, 2013, 03:32:47 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 16, 2013, 01:49:30 PM

I put all my points into dexterity.

Min-maxed DEX only? Eh. You need CON too for that endurance and at least enough STR to shift her around easily.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4463 on:** July 16, 2013, 05:35:51 PM »

The girl whose mom wanted her to set up a date with me came in today. Talked a bit to her when she first came in, and then later..

her: my mom said you wanted to go out with me lol
me:

I laughed it off and told her that wasn't true, and that her mom seemed rather eager to play match maker. She was like "so you don't want to go out..?" and I said well sure, I'd love to.

Got her number

but still SMH @ her mom

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4464 on:** July 16, 2013, 05:54:28 PM »

You like the mom right? Just use this as a chance to get closer to her. Or is she married?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4465 on:** July 16, 2013, 05:57:39 PM »

Yup she's married. Would it be weird to invite them both to see Pacific Rim?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4466 on:** July 16, 2013, 05:59:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2013, 05:57:39 PM

Yup she's married. Would it be weird to invite them both to see Pacific Rim?

Yes but who cares they like you. Also married is kind of a bummer but the older I get the more I realize a bunch of people are married but not exclusive.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4467 on:** July 16, 2013, 06:00:27 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2013, 05:59:10 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
Yup she's married. Would it be weird to invite them both to see Pacific Rim?

Yes but who cares they like you. Also married is kind of a bummer but the older I get the more I realize a bunch of people are married but not exclusive.

hotwifing and swinging are bigger than ever

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4468 on:** July 16, 2013, 07:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2013, 05:42:40 AM

A girl who is enjoying herself and knows how to fuck will do kegels on your dick. Ever felt that? Try getting that shit from a corpse.

I'm much more interested in getting my wife off than myself.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4469 on:** July 16, 2013, 07:10:07 PM »

Nah. Not interested in that kinda threesome. MMF is hotter

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4470 on:** July 16, 2013, 07:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 16, 2013, 07:09:40 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2013, 05:42:40 AM
A girl who is enjoying herself and knows how to fuck will do kegels on your dick. Ever felt that? Try getting that shit from a corpse.

I'm much more interested in getting my wife off than myself.

Kegels feel good for both people

Bebpo · « **Reply #4471 on:** July 18, 2013, 09:51:11 PM »

One thing I've noticed is that when you haven't had sex in a while (maybe it's just me, but I think this probably applies to most men), girls start looking more and more attractive when you're drinking...which is scary.

I don't want to stop drinking with my friends and having a good time, but I feel it's kind of distracting right now. Trying to fight the urge to hit up a bar and hook up. I'm not dating right now, been trying to get some rest after all the drama in my life happened a month ago. Wanted a few months with no drama and just finding and doing things I love; self-improvement, before getting back into the dating scene more confident and interested in newer hobbies. But when I have a beer or two or three I really start to feel like getting back into the dating scene. It's tough. I hate how men have this physiological drive to sleep with women and you're always having to fight that when it's been a while. Especially if you are a beer connoisseur and like to drink once a week with friends to the point of being buzzed and that drive starts pushing at you when there's cool girls all around

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4472 on:** July 18, 2013, 11:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 18, 2013, 09:51:11 PM

One thing I've noticed is that when you haven't had sex in a while (maybe it's just me, but I think this probably applies to most men), girls start looking more and more attractive when you're drinking...which is scary.

BREAKING

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4473 on:** July 18, 2013, 11:18:05 PM »

Bepbo it's like you're purposely deciding to play the dating game on hardcore mode.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4474 on:** July 18, 2013, 11:57:46 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4475 on:** July 19, 2013, 12:17:42 AM »

PD:

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4476 on:** July 19, 2013, 12:19:04 AM »

lock the thread.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4477 on:** July 19, 2013, 12:20:49 AM »

Flawless victory, PD. Flawless victory.

tiesto · « **Reply #4478 on:** July 19, 2013, 12:23:30 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2013, 11:57:46 PM

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Hmm, the pic isn't loading for me...

Mandark · « **Reply #4479 on:** July 19, 2013, 12:59:02 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #4480 on:** July 19, 2013, 01:11:08 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #4481 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:32:08 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4482 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:42:46 AM »

Reb · « **Reply #4483 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:49:34 AM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4484 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:03:40 AM »

I remember when Bebpo got drunk once then posted he turned a girl down while drunk, then when he sobered up he realized it was a mistake.

Good to see he is coming around. Wish I could find that post.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4485 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:39:07 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 19, 2013, 04:42:46 AM

x2

With 18 year old girl or who?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4486 on:** July 19, 2013, 12:24:20 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The 18 year-old.

[close]

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4487 on:** July 19, 2013, 12:46:40 PM »

ICON MALEK
BAN FLANNEL BOY
SOMEONE HAND 18 YR OLD GIRL A TOWEL TO CLEAN UP

Bebpo · « **Reply #4488 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:25:55 PM »

Congrats Malek!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4489 on:** July 20, 2013, 08:23:03 AM »

I got engaged today

Had a shit of a week at work (about 15mins from quitting) so it's been great to have something awesome happen

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4490 on:** July 20, 2013, 12:24:28 PM »

*:likes: instead of actually posting congrats*

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4491 on:** July 20, 2013, 01:08:43 PM »

Why are people surprised that Malek got laid?

Polacks on this forum have a 100% laid to non laid ratio.

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 20, 2013, 08:23:03 AM

I got engaged today

Had a shit of a week at work (about 15mins from quitting) so it's been great to have something awesome happen

Awesome dude, congrats!!!

Bebpo · « **Reply #4492 on:** July 20, 2013, 02:46:54 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 20, 2013, 08:23:03 AM

I got engaged today

Had a shit of a week at work (about 15mins from quitting) so it's been great to have something awesome happen

Awesome!!!

Congratulations

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4493 on:** July 21, 2013, 01:09:33 AM »

As far from Bebpo as possible (sorry Bebpo). We've been together for 5 years so I knew she'd say yes. I'd had the ring for months and was waiting for "the right time", but then after having a shitty week at work I realised that any time was the right time and if I kept waiting I'd never find "the right time". So it was almost spontaneous.

Polari · « **Reply #4494 on:** July 21, 2013, 10:05:20 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 21, 2013, 01:09:33 AM

As far from Bebpo as possible (sorry Bebpo). We've been together for 5 years so I knew she'd say yes. I'd had the ring for months and was waiting for "the right time", but then after having a shitty week at work I realised that any time was the right time and if I kept waiting I'd never find "the right time". So it was almost spontaneous.

I don't understand why people go to all these distinguished mentally-challenged lengths. It seems more romantic if it's just there and it's honest.

Polari · « **Reply #4495 on:** July 21, 2013, 10:07:45 AM »

I guess what I mean is, do you really need anything else?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4496 on:** July 21, 2013, 11:32:02 AM »

I proposed while eating wing stop and watching tv

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4497 on:** July 21, 2013, 11:41:18 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 21, 2013, 11:32:02 AM

I proposed while eating wing stop and watching tv

take notes Bebpo: a glimpse in to easy mode.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4498 on:** July 21, 2013, 01:09:21 PM »

I proposed numerous times while a bit tipsy

Then decided we should pick a ring and we did, then when we got it i proposed one more time

Polari · « **Reply #4499 on:** July 22, 2013, 12:24:35 PM »

So I just went into one of my flatmate's rooms to reset the router and her diary was lying open beside it. I couldn't help but sneak a glance at the page and it was confessing her love for me. Oops.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255496 times)