Author Topic: I dont care what anyone says, Taco Bell is decent mexican food. (Read 380795 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #420 on:** February 28, 2014, 02:53:47 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2014, 02:35:26 PM

http://consumerist.com/2014/02/28/taco-bell-continues-tradition-of-wrapping-food-in-other-food-with-quesarito/

I think it was Freebirds burritos that had this. I went there and got it and was really underwhelmed. They were so damn skimpy on the cheese it was basically an extra tortilla around it.

Hopefully the taco bell version is better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #421 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:14:23 PM »

I had the XXL taco w/steak a couple days ago and it was surprisingly good. It tasted similar to homemade steak tacos I've had at parties. The meat wasn't bad, in fact it was kind of juicy. The only bad thing was that I hit a piece of fat on the very last bite lol.

Mupepe · « **Reply #422 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:18:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2014, 01:14:23 PM

I had the XXL taco w/steak a couple days ago and it was surprisingly good. It tasted similar to homemade steak tacos I've had at parties. The meat wasn't bad, in fact it was kind of juicy. The only bad thing was that I hit a piece of fat on the very last bite lol.

Fucking Michigan/White People

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #423 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:55:21 PM »

I like my steak brown everywhere, and dripping in sauce. Taco Bell delivered

Mupepe · « **Reply #424 on:** March 13, 2014, 02:16:27 PM »

I like Taco Bell for what it is, but I would be horrified if I went to a dinner party and they served steak tacos of Taco Bell Steak Quality (tm). You need some carne asada deep inside you, PD. Come to Houston and I'll give it to you... nice, thick and juicy.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #425 on:** March 13, 2014, 02:22:05 PM »

If I went to a dinner party and they served actual Taco Bell tacos [still in the wrappers], I would shake the host's hand.

Mupepe · « **Reply #426 on:** March 13, 2014, 02:33:45 PM »

But you know that's not what PD is talking about. Someone put in effort to make their steak turn out like the steak at Taco Bell. F that. Either go authentic mexican or go authentic taco bell (preferable option).

StealthFan · « **Reply #427 on:** March 13, 2014, 02:41:45 PM »

Ate BK last night. My friend wanted to and he was paying. It was pretty bad.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #428 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:59:15 PM »

The only sauce my steak needs is the flesh juices

Sure, do a rub, but the only moisture steak should have is from it being rare as fuck.

PD have you ever had a rare filet? Get yourself a sharp knife and slice off some tender goodness. Velvety like some grade a snatch

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #429 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:06:07 PM »

I didn't say it was like Taco Bell steak. The party had two plates, one of rare/medium rare steak and one of well done. Myself and some white people had the well done steak, but most of the people chose rare/medium rare.

I was the only black person at the party.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #430 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:11:25 PM »

Lol and some white people.

Mupepe · « **Reply #431 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:16:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2014, 05:06:07 PM

I didn't say it was like Taco Bell steak. The party had two plates, one of rare/medium rare steak and one of well done. Myself and some white people had the well done steak, but most of the people chose rare/medium rare.

I was the only black person at the party.

You did say it tasted similar to it though. That's definitely a

If the steak you make at home tastes like Taco Bell's steak you've done something wrong.

Tell us more about this orgy though.

StealthFan · « **Reply #432 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:19:20 PM »

PD attends cheese parties

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #433 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:22:26 PM »

It was a party for my friend's girlfriend who had just gotten out of the hospital (car crash). We ate tacos, played Clue, and watched a movie on Blu Ray.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #434 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:26:44 PM »

Can't do rare, but I love a good medium steak.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #435 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:31:50 PM »

White people do usually like to keep things bloody

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #436 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:32:53 PM »

I just can't do cold meat. Rare as possible while still being at least above room temp

Needs to be warm and bloody, like I'm eating a fresh kill. I imagine that would be the ultimate in decadence

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #437 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:34:37 PM »

even if your steak isn't juicy you can put some Italian dressing on it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #438 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:36:30 PM »

Da hell...

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #439 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:38:31 PM »

You know the kind of food poisoning where you get the shaky chills, your joints hurt, and you are pissing out of your ass for three or four days? I've had the misfortune of getting that three separate times over the span of two years. I'm sketchy about everything now. I mean, if there's even a shadow of doubt in my mind about something in the fridge that shit hits the trash pronto

Then I read where Trader Joe's and some other places are gonna be selling shit past the date

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #440 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:38:48 PM »

Can't wait until I visit St. Louis Bore. We're getting steak, although a well done burger wouldn't be bad either

StealthFan · « **Reply #441 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:39:13 PM »

I like steak and burgers well done.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #442 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:43:32 PM »

I don't like burgers well done, but hell if I trust the ground beef in this country

Still get it with a little pink sometimes tho.

Mupepe · « **Reply #443 on:** March 13, 2014, 06:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2014, 05:22:26 PM

It was a party for my friend's girlfriend who had just gotten out of the hospital (car crash). We ate tacos, played Clue, and watched a movie on Blu Ray.

This is fucking bullshit and I know it. You were the center of attention at a mandigo party. Right?

Rare at home.

Medium rare at restaurants for me (although most of those fuckers end up cooking it medium)

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #444 on:** March 27, 2014, 10:37:24 AM »

Just looked a man in the eye and asked for a waffle taco.

Pretty legit. Didn't use the syrup though, it's corn syrup

As I've said before, the Cinnabon delights are fucking bubbles of allah's (pbuh) hot cum

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #445 on:** March 27, 2014, 10:53:00 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 27, 2014, 10:37:24 AM

Just looked a man in the eye and asked for a waffle taco.

It's so demonic, friends.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #446 on:** March 27, 2014, 11:40:15 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 27, 2014, 10:37:24 AM

Just looked a man in the eye and asked for a waffle taco.
Pretty legit. Didn't use the syrup though, it's corn syrup

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #447 on:** March 27, 2014, 11:43:58 AM »

what time do they stop selling breakfast?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #448 on:** March 27, 2014, 11:45:19 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #449 on:** March 27, 2014, 01:19:33 PM »

I'm going to hit it up tomorrow morning, brehs

king of the internet · « **Reply #450 on:** March 27, 2014, 01:26:35 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 27, 2014, 11:40:15 AM

Quote from: Spencer on March 27, 2014, 10:37:24 AM
Just looked a man in the eye and asked for a waffle taco.
Pretty legit. Didn't use the syrup though, it's corn syrup

Isn't most store bought maple syrup pretty much just maple-flavored corn syrup? I'd be shocked if the Bell was using the real thing.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #451 on:** March 27, 2014, 01:29:34 PM »

Probably, guess that's just where I draw my fat ass line. Cream filled fried balls of dough are legit, pouring corn syrup on my bacon waffle taco, nope. I was surprised how much egg there was, pretty good.

king of the internet · « **Reply #452 on:** March 27, 2014, 01:36:24 PM »

See that's why I love having no standards. Just pour that garbage down the hatch I don't givva fuck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #453 on:** March 27, 2014, 03:12:22 PM »

I'll have to contact my local Taco Bell representative and see if they can change the breakfast end from 11AM to 5PM. I'll accept a compromise at 2PM though.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #454 on:** March 27, 2014, 04:52:16 PM »

I don't want syrup on my eggs. If they offered a version with just sausage/bacon and the waffle I'd be all over it, though, because Sausage + Waffle + Syrup = A++ #1

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #455 on:** March 27, 2014, 05:30:26 PM »

It's fast food, say don't put eggs on it and they won't

Himu · « **Reply #456 on:** March 27, 2014, 05:30:53 PM »

man i can't wait to try this

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #457 on:** March 27, 2014, 05:31:49 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 27, 2014, 04:52:16 PM

I don't want syrup on my eggs. If they offered a version with just sausage/bacon and the waffle I'd be all over it, though, because Sausage + Waffle + Syrup = A++ #1

I wouldn't have thought that putting syrup on eggs would be a good thing, but recently I put together a pancake with bacon cooked into the batter, plopped a fried egg on top, and then drenched the whole thing in syrup and it was GODLY. No lie, breh.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #458 on:** March 27, 2014, 05:33:44 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 27, 2014, 05:30:26 PM

It's fast food, say don't put eggs on it and they won't

Yeah, but they'll still charge the same price. I should've written "lower-priced."

Himu · « **Reply #459 on:** March 27, 2014, 05:33:49 PM »

eggs with syrup is amazing. mcgrddles, dude

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #460 on:** March 27, 2014, 05:38:56 PM »

I only ever got the McGriddles when they were the "2 for $3" breakfast specials without the eggs/cheese. I'm the same as Esch, I tend to think of eggs as savory and put stuff like hot sauce or Picante on them. I'll take the word of fellow Tacobellians and give it a try, though.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #461 on:** March 27, 2014, 05:42:09 PM »

Runny eggs with toast

Eggs pancakes and sausage covered with maple syrup

No wrong way to go.

The waffle part of the taco could definitely be better though, but hell it was only two bucks

a slime appears · « **Reply #462 on:** March 31, 2014, 09:05:51 AM »

Man, what the fuuuuuuuuck.

I just went for the fucking jugular and had a taco bell breakfast feast. Had a waffle taco with sausage, an AM crunch wrap with bacon, got hashbrowns and they gave me two cinna bon things (whatever they're called) for free and some goddamn coffee.

I feel fucking miserable right about now but MAN OH MAN, we're one step closer to Demolition Man and I'm OK with that. NEVER EATING THAT SHIT AGAIN.

Quote

INSIDER PRO TIP

The Taco Bell dude told me to avoid the breakfast burritos because they are awful.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #463 on:** March 31, 2014, 11:20:47 AM »

How do you fuck up a breakfast burrito? Or actually that's pretty easy if they use the type of eggs you get in a Hungry Man meal.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #464 on:** March 31, 2014, 11:59:30 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #465 on:** March 31, 2014, 12:34:59 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 31, 2014, 11:20:47 AM

How do you fuck up a breakfast burrito? Or actually that's pretty easy if they use the type of eggs you get in a Hungry Man meal.

I can't imagine that Taco Bell would use low quality food products.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #466 on:** March 31, 2014, 12:52:35 PM »

Slime's just a pro-McDonalds plant, don't believe his lies.

a slime appears · « **Reply #467 on:** March 31, 2014, 06:36:28 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 31, 2014, 12:52:35 PM

Slime's just a pro-McDonalds plant, don't believe his lies.

I felt so bad about the calories that I skipped lunch, seriously.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #468 on:** March 31, 2014, 07:10:21 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 31, 2014, 07:08:11 PM

How could you name your child Ronald McDonald? What kind of sick fuck would do something like that?

Just saying

http://www.decaturmetro.com/2007/10/18/manly-names-of-decatur/

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #469 on:** March 31, 2014, 07:34:27 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

Brehvolution · « **Reply #470 on:** April 01, 2014, 12:13:11 AM »

A McDonald family.

Himu · « **Reply #471 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:44:56 AM »

I want Taco Bell breakfast. But the caloric intake!!! What to do?!?!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #472 on:** April 15, 2014, 02:49:06 PM »

#yolo

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #473 on:** April 23, 2014, 02:14:36 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #474 on:** April 23, 2014, 02:19:24 AM »

CAC gonna CAC

benjipwns · « **Reply #475 on:** April 23, 2014, 02:26:52 AM »

THE PROPHECIES ARE COMING TRUE

Bebpo · « **Reply #476 on:** April 23, 2014, 02:28:07 AM »

I feel like we need to have a thread discussing eating food out (not just for the delicious Taco Bell). I've been eating Rubios more lately since they stepped up their game a bit with real silverware and better seafood items. The shrimp tacos are pretty grub there and when they have lobster tacos oh maaaaaan.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #477 on:** April 23, 2014, 08:53:10 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on April 23, 2014, 02:19:24 AM

CAC gonna CAC

U mad? His Taco Bell swag scored him three pawgs.

Raban · « **Reply #478 on:** April 23, 2014, 09:04:55 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 23, 2014, 02:32:52 AM

Eating-Out |OT| ....(Never Vagina)

ftfy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #479 on:** April 23, 2014, 09:13:40 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2014, 02:14:36 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

My people.

News:

Author Topic: I dont care what anyone says, Taco Bell is decent mexican food. (Read 380795 times)