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You could just have sex in the shower
go in there with a lobster bib
Some sort of mints would be handy to keep around just in case.
listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.
i'm not prepared to baste anything in my bedroom.
No one is surprised buttholes remind you of sticky white fluid.
Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 22, 2012, 01:42:31 AMQuote from: blame space on March 22, 2012, 01:31:44 AMlisten i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.Quote of the nightnewsfeed.
Quote from: blame space on March 22, 2012, 01:31:44 AMlisten i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.Quote of the night
Wait, is this the forum where I can make the threads the GAF would never allow?
someone correct me here, but is the tongue supposed to enter the butthole? AFAIK the butthole does not have a clitoris or glans to focus on
Do it with jelly or syrup, I prefer syrup.
Yeah, just remember its a rimjob, stay outta the danger zone.
Quote from: Spencer on March 22, 2012, 10:55:14 AMYeah, just remember its a rimjob, stay outta the danger zone.I went a couple of times into the danger zone. It wasn't bad, then again it was clean.
Based on the title, I thought this was going to be another Taco Bell thread.
You're not really supposed to dive right in. Just tease it.