Author Topic: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?") (Read 41509 times)

cool breeze · « **on:** June 04, 2012, 12:22:05 PM »

Sony's official: http://www.ustream.tv/PlayStation
Best: http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/

at 6 pt / 9 et

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Bebpo · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:45:03 PM »

QD's Ellen Page doesn't look anything like Ellen Page :'(

Takao · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:57:20 PM »

Eww, fuck off David Cage this shit's gross.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:22:26 PM »

Would.

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:32:38 PM »

ellen page is a cutie

brob · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:38:32 PM »

sony presser starts 2am for me, and I have work at 6. :'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:39:17 PM »

video will be everywhere tomorrow, don't deprive yourself of sleep over it

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 04, 2012, 02:38:32 PM

sony presser starts 2am for me, and I have work at 6. :'(

Just go to bed. You'll regret staying up, trust me.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:44:28 PM »

The accumulated filth of all their kinect and wiimoat will foam up about their waists and all the xbots and nintenbrats will look up and shout "Save us!"...and Sony'll look down, and whisper "No."

Sony

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:45:06 PM »

wiimoat

brob · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:45:29 PM »

yeah. I'm not gonna act a fool. And I kinda doubt sony will show anything I care about.

Still though, would be fun to see the Last Guardian/etc melt-downs should sony decide to be a tease.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:08:21 PM »

It would be nice if they acknowledge TLG's continued existence, but I'm not holding my breath.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 02:40:20 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 04, 2012, 02:38:32 PM
sony presser starts 2am for me, and I have work at 6. :'(

Just go to bed. You'll regret staying up, trust me.

This

The only conference worth seeing this year will be Nintendo's, but I'll be at work sadly.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:11:20 PM »

Won't be able to see this one since I'll be at work.

Nintendo's is tomorrow at 9am, right? At least I can watch that.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:15:41 PM »

i obught 5 years of PSN Plus last night so im excited for announcement

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:22:57 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on June 04, 2012, 03:15:41 PM

i obught 5 years of PSN Plus last night so im excited for announcement

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:25:33 PM »

Enl · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:43:58 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 03:25:33 PM

hype

home

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:44:53 PM »

Quote from: Enl on June 04, 2012, 03:43:58 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 03:25:33 PM
hype

home

Together, a home.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2012, 04:47:59 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 03:44:53 PM

Quote from: Enl on June 04, 2012, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 03:25:33 PM
hype

home

Together, a home.

Alone together, in Home.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2012, 04:51:41 PM »

How long till start?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2012, 04:52:34 PM »

4 hours

Enl · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2012, 04:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 04, 2012, 04:47:59 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 03:44:53 PM
Quote from: Enl on June 04, 2012, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 03:25:33 PM
hype

home

Together, a home.

Alone together, in Home.

Together, in Home Alone.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2012, 04:59:39 PM »

someone leaked this at gaf

i think its agent

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2012, 05:02:29 PM »

Agent!

cool breeze · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2012, 05:03:40 PM »

I thought the Agent pitch was a 1970s Spy/Bond like game?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2012, 05:04:22 PM »

I think every Rockstar pitch sans GTA4 this generation has changed. LA Noire was a black and white game without facial tech; Max Payne 3 had nothing to do with sao paulo.

Takao · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2012, 05:24:55 PM »

GOD OF WAR FUTURE based on the QTE

Edit: On second thought it's probably Mind Jack 2: THE RE-JACKIN-ING or something

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2012, 05:40:58 PM »

sony always has the best conferences. filled with games games games games games

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2012, 05:52:37 PM »

http://www.giantbomb.com/e3-2012-foosball-goes-portable/17-6046/

EA developing exclusive Foosball game for PS3 and Vita.

cool breeze · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:08:00 PM »

people are thinking that gif is from Sucker Punch's new game. That's actually something I'll be interested in. Sucker Punch

bud · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:35:45 PM »

yeah, that can't be agent since that was supposed to be a 70s spy game.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #32 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:39:15 PM »

Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.

Gospel · « **Reply #33 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:48:07 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 07:39:15 PM

Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.

I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.

Vizzys · « **Reply #34 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:52:45 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 07:39:15 PM

Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.

hard candy was a coo movie

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #35 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:03:24 PM »

Quote from: Gospel on June 04, 2012, 07:48:07 PM

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 07:39:15 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.

Yeah ... a cute twelve year old girl.

Takao · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:04:44 PM »

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:07:31 PM »

Quote from: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:04:44 PM

Sony copying Nintendo again. Nintendo invented the unfunny promo video.

Gospel · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:09:09 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:03:24 PM

Quote from: Gospel on June 04, 2012, 07:48:07 PM
Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 07:39:15 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.
Yeah ... a cute twelve year old girl.

Still cute so no biggie

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:16:15 PM »

You guy are on crack. QD's Ellen Page, especially the shaved-head shot, looks a *lot* like her. The shots are just missing a touch of shadowing and textures.

The Last of Us girl, while inspired by Page, trails behind. Especially in the expressions department.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:19:18 PM »

I will be watching on my Vita via the NicoNico app, kind of a funeral pyre type thing

Takao · « **Reply #41 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:20:58 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:07:31 PM

Quote from: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:04:44 PM

Nintendo copying Sony again. Sony invented the unfunny promo video.

Fixed, the video was actually posted last week. ;p

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #42 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:23:16 PM »

Oh shit, I just got fucking owned.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #43 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:26:12 PM »

http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com

jump in babies

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #44 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:26:44 PM »

So yeah, the "stream it live on your PS3" thing is lame. Tiny box in the webbrowser that looks horrible if you make the full width of your TV.

Looks like I'm sticking with G4 HD on the TV.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:03:24 PM

Quote from: Gospel on June 04, 2012, 07:48:07 PM
Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 07:39:15 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.

Yeah ... a cute twelve year old girl.

She's like 30 and I'll fap to her if I want to!

cool breeze · « **Reply #46 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:33:31 PM »

Sony's official: http://www.ustream.tv/PlayStation

Best: http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/

some preshow thing is happening on the first one

Takao · « **Reply #47 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:36:52 PM »

John Garvin even predicting a Vita price drop.

Jeeze man

Takao · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:40:08 PM »

Honestly, I'm expecting this to be PS3 dominant which is a mistake, but SCEA sucks donkey balls.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #49 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:40:47 PM »

What's the best stream available?

Takao · « **Reply #50 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:42:34 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 08:40:47 PM

What's the best stream available?

PS Blog. PS3 and Nico Nico streams are trash.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #51 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:43:56 PM »

Awesome. Thanks.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #52 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:44:10 PM »

Fuck, I can't watch this I got shit to do.

Takao · « **Reply #53 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:44:28 PM »

Jeeze Rey what are you wearing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:45:23 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:44:10 PM

Fuck, I can't watch this I got shit to do.

Why? Nothing is going to happen

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #55 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:47:12 PM »

Awesome tits.

choco parfait · « **Reply #56 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:47:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 08:45:23 PM

Why? Nothing is going to happen

We already had that conference. It was this morning at around 9:30ish.

This conference is about the true savior of gaming.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #57 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:48:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 08:45:23 PM

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:44:10 PM
Fuck, I can't watch this I got shit to do.

Why? Nothing is going to happen

It's the only one I can remotely schedule. Oh well.

Takao · « **Reply #58 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:51:53 PM »

Why is Sony paying people to live dub this into Spanish, Japanese and some other language I'm too lazy to click and find out about.

maxy · « **Reply #59 on:** June 04, 2012, 08:54:30 PM »

next gen please

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Author Topic: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?") (Read 41509 times)