Doritos issue :
Just get a plectrum holder and stick it down the side of the 3DS
Part of this whole sequence of bullshittery stems back to the Iwata/Capcom/reason for CPP
"They came to us right after MH3rd P shipped"
"They wanted to put MH3G on 3DS"
"we wanted to make the ultimate MH machine so we have made the CPP"
If it was such a big deal for them to release a panic add on then surely in designing the XL this might have come up given MH4 is going to be the biggest game in Japan in the next 2 years?
I suspect it's more to do with not confusing the userbase and all that and, to be perfectly honest, i don't really give a shit about the second stick on the 3DS XL because if there's one thing that's completely apparent is that the games i'm playing/enjoying on the 3DS simply don't need it and for FPS etc it looks like the Vita will get , um, a couple before it gets shi/bi'ed
If Nintendo did release a MH edition 3DS XL with the second CP on it for MH4? I'd laugh at how huge their balls are. One wheelbarrow per knacker for Iwata. Rename to Iknackers