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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #660 on: December 19, 2012, 11:47:36 PM »
Hey man, want to do a friendly little wager on the championship game?

You like coffee right? How about I send you a pound from my favorite local roaster if you win. And if I win, what do you want to offer up?
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #661 on: December 19, 2012, 11:52:04 PM »
I like the sound of the coffee!  I don't know, what sounds like a reasonable wager?
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« Reply #662 on: December 19, 2012, 11:54:56 PM »
I like the sound of the coffee!  I don't know, what sounds like a reasonable wager?

Pound of coffee at Herkimer is like $15, so something comparable? I'd love to say some awesome beer from your kneck of the woods, but it's not the easiest thing to ship nor technically legal (although people do it all the time).
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #663 on: December 20, 2012, 12:02:51 AM »
That's funny because I was just thinking about how I would be able to ship a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon without getting caught...

The only beer I can think of in my area is from this place called the BBC (Bluegrass Brewing Company), but they only sell bottles and I don't know how hard that would be.

Think I could get away with it?
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #664 on: December 20, 2012, 12:03:40 AM »
I like the sound of the coffee!  I don't know, what sounds like a reasonable wager?

Pound of coffee at Herkimer is like $15, so something comparable? I'd love to say some awesome beer from your kneck of the woods, but it's not the easiest thing to ship nor technically legal (although people do it all the time).

So if you win, he goes to jail? Want to be the general manager of the Detroit Lions, we need someone with your negotiating skills
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #665 on: December 20, 2012, 12:07:34 AM »
Apparently, the fine for getting caught shipping alcohol is that you lose the alcohol.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #666 on: December 20, 2012, 12:14:47 AM »
So, beer or bourbon?  Or bourbon beer?
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #667 on: December 20, 2012, 12:28:40 AM »
Apparently, the fine for getting caught shipping alcohol is that you lose the alcohol.

I thought it was like a couple days in jail or something  :lol
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #668 on: December 20, 2012, 12:28:57 AM »
Bourbon barrel aged beer is awesome, but not a big fan of it by itself. Send a bottle of beer (IPA or stout preferably) if you're feeling lucky.

Otherwise, we'll figure something else out if I win.

Good luck, man!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #669 on: December 20, 2012, 12:40:04 AM »
IT IS ON!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #670 on: December 20, 2012, 01:25:54 AM »
There's bourbon beer?

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #671 on: December 20, 2012, 01:28:18 AM »
There's bourbon beer?

There's beer that gets aged in bourbon barrels, yes.  I'm not a fan of any I've tried so far.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #672 on: December 20, 2012, 09:23:33 AM »
Yeah, it doesn't taste great at all. 
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #673 on: December 22, 2012, 08:47:29 PM »
Lions call a timeout 23 seconds into their first possession of the game. Fire everyone
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #674 on: December 22, 2012, 09:55:59 PM »
Mikel Leshoure is killing me right now.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #675 on: December 22, 2012, 10:44:38 PM »
lions still in this on the back of megatron
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #676 on: December 22, 2012, 10:50:22 PM »
Stafford looking good tonight tonight but still can't get in the end zone.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #677 on: December 22, 2012, 11:19:07 PM »
Megatron just broke Jerry Rice's record, among others tonight. Grats. WRs are often the definition of divas but Megatron is one of the most selfless, stand up, most respected guys in the league. Well deserved.

He deserves a better team, better coaches, better management.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #678 on: December 22, 2012, 11:29:32 PM »
LOL, why would he take a knee on the 5? :lol The game's not completely over, dude. A kick-off return and then a on-sides kick were still possible.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #679 on: December 22, 2012, 11:30:25 PM »
Cut that motherfucker  :lol

he has muffed three punts in the last few weeks
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #680 on: December 22, 2012, 11:40:45 PM »
There can only be one Matty Ice and one Matty Ice Cream.


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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #682 on: December 23, 2012, 03:20:25 AM »
On Sunday, a champion will be crowned.

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #683 on: December 23, 2012, 08:13:08 AM »
It's going to be hard on me today.  I've got church this morning and my kiddo is in a play this afternoon.  I'll hardly know what's going on the whole day.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #684 on: December 23, 2012, 01:03:20 PM »
It's going to be hard on me today.  I've got church this morning and my kiddo is in a play this afternoon.  I'll hardly know what's going on the whole day.

did you not use the yahoo app all season? man that was clutch
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #685 on: December 23, 2012, 01:22:26 PM »
Jags acting like a competent team. Wonder how many more drives this will last. Turned down a free ticket to go to the game.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #686 on: December 23, 2012, 01:36:33 PM »
It's going to be hard on me today.  I've got church this morning and my kiddo is in a play this afternoon.  I'll hardly know what's going on the whole day.

did you not use the yahoo app all season? man that was clutch

I do use the app, but the church I go to doesn't get any cell service... :(
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #687 on: December 23, 2012, 01:59:09 PM »
Dez Bryant = 5 catches, 145 yards, 2 touchdowns

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #688 on: December 23, 2012, 02:03:51 PM »
I KNOW!! RIGHT?!?!?!?!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #689 on: December 23, 2012, 07:03:20 PM »
So Gundam, you like IPA's?  :lol
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #690 on: December 23, 2012, 07:06:35 PM »
Congrats, autodraft.  A winnar is Gundam!

...but seriously, congrats dude.  You're the most likable person on the forum probably... TOO LIKABLE, POTTER.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #691 on: December 23, 2012, 07:08:42 PM »
The Boy Who Lived :bow

third place again  :'(
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #692 on: December 23, 2012, 07:16:54 PM »
fucking cunting terrible steelers
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #693 on: December 23, 2012, 07:33:02 PM »
Now it's time for real football!

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #694 on: December 23, 2012, 09:24:42 PM »
niners are either incredibly awful or the seahawks are fucking legit.

rooting for the seachickens now from now on this season
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #695 on: December 23, 2012, 09:26:34 PM »
I think it's more that God is punishing etoilet for his disgusting Guild Wars love.  Well deserved, really.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #696 on: December 23, 2012, 09:40:40 PM »
Niners D isn't the same without Justin Smith.

Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #697 on: December 23, 2012, 09:46:20 PM »
I've been at our cabin near Mt. Rainier all day with zero coverage. Driving home I thought I'd blown it by not starting Seattle's amazing D.

Great game, Groo. I like the IPAs.
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« Reply #698 on: December 23, 2012, 09:46:59 PM »
Oh yeah.


HAWKS. Suck it San Fran.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #699 on: December 23, 2012, 10:15:07 PM »
Is Seattle legit? Their defense is obviously great of course, but sometimes they look like completely world beaters against very good teams (49ers tonight)
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« Reply #700 on: December 23, 2012, 10:17:21 PM »
I'd say we're legit. Took Wilson and the non-Lynch offense a while to figure things out.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #701 on: December 23, 2012, 10:19:10 PM »
I could see Seattle beating their first round opponent, beating the Falcons, and then losing in the NFC championship game.  If that's your definition of "legit" then I guess so.
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« Reply #702 on: December 23, 2012, 10:20:56 PM »
I could see Seattle beating their first round opponent, beating the Falcons, and then losing in the NFC championship game.  If that's your definition of "legit" then I guess so.

That's my definition.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #703 on: December 23, 2012, 11:09:51 PM »
Perfect throw from Russel. I can just imagine Stafford zinging that side armed off his back foot, throwing it behind the WR, and causing an INT or pass defense
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #704 on: December 24, 2012, 12:26:16 AM »
Sorry, all I saw earlier this evening is that I had lost and I wanted to throw in the towel before heading back into the church. 

Great game, Gundam!  PM me your address and I'll start shopping for your brew.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #705 on: December 30, 2012, 03:52:54 PM »
The Bears should be blowing us away lol
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #706 on: December 30, 2012, 04:28:35 PM »
Go Minnesota.  rather, go adrian peterson
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« Reply #707 on: December 30, 2012, 04:52:10 PM »
Go Hawks!
Go Cards!
Go Hawks!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #708 on: December 30, 2012, 04:59:36 PM »
go birds
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #709 on: December 30, 2012, 05:00:43 PM »
Just watch, the Cardinals will manage to beat the 49ers, and we'll lose to the Rams.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #710 on: December 30, 2012, 06:42:53 PM »
Seattle pulls into the lead
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #711 on: December 30, 2012, 06:46:42 PM »
And that's why I can't seriously back the fucking Falcons.  No balls on that team.
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« Reply #712 on: December 30, 2012, 07:12:05 PM »
WTF Hawks.

We're playing horribly today.
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« Reply #713 on: December 30, 2012, 07:15:58 PM »
THAT WAS A FUCKING BULLSHIT HORRIBLE CALL, REFS.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #714 on: December 30, 2012, 07:19:54 PM »
Vikings are dominating
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #715 on: December 30, 2012, 07:21:18 PM »
We got hosed on that "incomplete pass" call on Bradford. That was a fumble, he didn't throw it, the ball fell out of his hand due to the hit, and then he made a throwing motion.

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« Reply #716 on: December 30, 2012, 07:37:18 PM »
FUCK THESE REFS. HOLY SHIT.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #717 on: December 30, 2012, 07:42:15 PM »
Jesus Christ, Peterson is a fucking BEAST.  Not gonna get the record, but is gonna come damn close.  And the Vikings will probably make the playoffs.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #718 on: December 30, 2012, 07:45:44 PM »
:bow Purple Jesus :bow2

Can't even hate
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #719 on: December 30, 2012, 07:49:46 PM »
9 yards.  wow.  sorta feel bad for him, musgrave called three terrible 2nd and 3rd down dump offs where AP could've picked up at least two or three yards on them

either way AP is MVP
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