Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 1874829 times)

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GURL don't hate the player, hate the game.

Gurl I'm just jealous of the variety.

see that's where you are wrong, their all long and thick.

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GURL don't hate the player, hate the game.

Gurl I'm just jealous of the variety.

see that's where you are wrong, their all long and thick.

Then stop being selfish  :maf

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Any reason this needs to be a sticky? It gets posted in every day
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Do you really want these pathetic degenerates wading through the rest of the forum?
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ugh this thread :what
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Back to tipping - I'll tip everyone except those creepy black guys who stand outside of the restrooms at clubs handing you paper towels to dry your hands with. One of them in a club in Miami actually complained that I didn't tip him a dollar. :P

I've always assumed they're in there to narc on people doing drugs.

That's hilarious, because as a cop, I've always assumed they're in there to provide people with drugs.  :lol
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I've never seen these towel people.

I should clarify, in Canada, the creepy nightclub bathroom towel people aren't just black guys.  They're sketchy in every ethnicity.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 08:47:05 PM by Boogie »
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empty vessel is currently in one of his dumbfuck phases
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empty vessel is currently in one of his dumbfuck phases

I thought that was every other day for him.
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Do you really want these pathetic degenerates wading through the rest of the forum?

Might make for an interesting change
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49298106&postcount=7435

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I think I'm going to train MT in Thailand for a few months. Currently researching the logistics of it. I've done lots of BJJ but haven't ever done any striking training; imagine it will be a cool experience building up from scratch over there. Maybe get a fight or two scheduled before I leave if I don't suck too badly. Doubt my knees will hold up to all the running but I'll try to work through it, get rid of some of the kinks this month in preparation.

This is gonna be interesting...

CALM AND RESOLVED FROM A THOUSAND FIGHTS

...

HAS NEVER THROWN A PUNCH IN HIS LIFE
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empty vessel is currently in one of his dumbfuck phases

I thought that was every other day for him.

he's pulling shit out of his ass in regards to the pakistan government
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He nearly tied himself in knots in the Chavez thread trying to argue no one can criticize Chavez for anything ever because U.S. foreign policy is terrible or something. But he backed off before he got to that real fun "word salad" stage of his.

Was stuff like:
Random poster: "People dislike Chavez because his economic policies have been terrible."
EV: "Untrue. The U.S. Government does not dislike Chavez because of his economic policies. Besides the U.S. government has done far worse things than Chavez."

He's an entertaining feller.
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Chavez threads are a good barometer for who's an idiot. It's far more complicated than crazy socialist vs good socialist.

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Chavez threads were great during the Bush years. 
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Back to tipping - I'll tip everyone except those creepy black guys who stand outside of the restrooms at clubs handing you paper towels to dry your hands with. One of them in a club in Miami actually complained that I didn't tip him a dollar. :P

I've always assumed they're in there to narc on people doing drugs.

That's hilarious, because as a cop, I've always assumed they're in there to provide people with drugs.  :lol
thatsracist.gif

I've never seen these towel people.

white people clubs?  ;)

I've seen them at posh bridge & tunnel clubs (guido clubs) and EDM clubs, which, for some reason, don't really get a lot of black patrons. BLACK PPL WHY U NO LIKE EDM???
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49298106&postcount=7435

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I think I'm going to train MT in Thailand for a few months. Currently researching the logistics of it. I've done lots of BJJ but haven't ever done any striking training; imagine it will be a cool experience building up from scratch over there. Maybe get a fight or two scheduled before I leave if I don't suck too badly. Doubt my knees will hold up to all the running but I'll try to work through it, get rid of some of the kinks this month in preparation.

This is gonna be interesting...

CALM AND RESOLVED FROM A THOUSAND FIGHTS

...

HAS NEVER THROWN A PUNCH IN HIS LIFE
:heh :heh :heh

'my bjj training was too aggro' he's gonna get his shit rocked over there.

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He's had intensive Blow Job Jitsu training.
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One of my college buddies and old sparring partners went to Bangkok and trained MT there the summer before his freshman year. He made it sound like pretty much a constant ass whupping from 5AM till about 5 in the afternoon, and this guy ended up joining the SEALS, not a whiner in the slightest.

EviLore is gonna be :dead :deadmanny

EDIT: They also love fucking with CACs, and seeing as how dude has no ability to tolerate ribbing on the INTERNET, i dont know how he'll survive
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 10:25:26 PM by Eschaton »

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I'm sure Lore will find some candyass gym that will help him boost his fighterscore up to 2000.
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I'm sure Lore will find some candyass gym that will help him boost his fighterscore up to 2000.

Training tourism is probably big business. If I was rich I would totally go training at some thai gym in the jungle. But not real training, some wussy chubby westerner training. A 2 mile run a few pushups, that sort of thing

Fight Quest was such a good show. They need to bring that back
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I'm sure Lore will find some candyass gym that will help him boost his fighterscore up to 2000.

I dunno, this came about because he went into the MMA thread to solicit opinions on authentic Thai gyms to hit up.
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Yea, there are a lot of fighter mills in China, Taiwan, and Japan that give you a silly uniform and make you do some dumb shit for 3 months and just take your gaijin money.... So I'm sure they exist in Thailand. But then again, EviLore is probably pretty good w/ his research and thinks he can handle it. TBH if I was him and genuinely had never trained striking i wouldn't for the fucking life of me head overseas to train. That's the definition of running before you can walk. I've done various striking stuff for the majority of my life, recently dedicated myself to a single system about a year and a half ago, and I STILL don't have the gall to think i'm ready to go train with my teachers teachers and all that in China.

It's stuff like that that makes me doubt like half of what he's saying, and really anything even about his BJJ career. Become a decent amateur/ pro fighter after a year after having NO experience? In Thailand? While running your huge ass website? Overseas?

Get the fuck out of here.
Training tourism is probably big business. If I was rich I would totally go training at some thai gym in the jungle. But not real training, some wussy chubby westerner training. A 2 mile run a few pushups, that sort of thing

Fight Quest was such a good show. They need to bring that back
Yep. Human Weapon was also okay, but tended to be a little dumber and i really disliked the hosts compared to fight quest. There IS a fuckin sweet equivalent from Hong Kong called Kung Fu Quest and that shit is pretty enjoyable.

« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 10:46:39 PM by Eschaton »

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If you gots a dick, yer a dude. Who wants to fight about it?  :maf
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Who's the best fighter here on the bore? I've done boxing and judo, we should send EviLore an invitation to take on the best on the bore in a cage after he is done training. On his dime of course.

Momo

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If you gots a dick, yer a dude. Who wants to fight about it?  :maf
What if yur a chick and gots a dick in hand?  :ohhh

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Who's the best fighter here on the bore? I've done boxing and judo, we should send EviLore an invitation to take on the best on the bore in a cage after he is done training. On his dime of course.
I'd rather watch him fight Bebpo  :lol

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I'd pay $5 to stream his loss against Bebpo.

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Who's the best fighter here on the bore? I've done boxing and judo, we should send EviLore an invitation to take on the best on the bore in a cage after he is done training. On his dime of course.


Probably Boogie.  He's the one I'd least like to fuck with, at least.
The idea of arranging a fight night with EviLore is starting to sound a bit too appealing and possible to me. Would really be an actual entertaining thing to see :lol
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 11:02:51 PM by Momo »

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If you gots a dick, yer a dude. Who wants to fight about it?  :maf
What if yur a chick and gots a dick in hand?  :ohhh

Eschaton sounds pretty hard, but boogie does have a gun and karate
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I've never been to a "black" club. Every club I've been to has been mixed. Really don't like that environment though. Too loud. I prefer hanging out at Barnes And Noble
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I've never been to a "black" club. Every club I've been to has been mixed. Really don't like that environment though. Too loud. I prefer hanging out at Barnes And Noble

I've been to a few majority-black places before... especially when I lived in Buffalo. The typical EDM club in NY is mostly white and asian, with a smattering of indian, hispanic and middle eastern people... and maybe 4 or 5 black people (make that 1 or 2 black people and triple the indian people if it's a trance party)
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 11:11:35 PM by tiesto »
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I've never been to a "black" club. Every club I've been to has been mixed. Really don't like that environment though. Too loud. I prefer hanging out at Barnes And Noble
they're pretty fun until the inevitable drunken dance floor FFA and people threatening to kill/jack/shoot each other

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so kinda like white clubs :troll

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"Black" clubs here take on a whole new meaning, granted I hate clubs Im more of a pub/restaurant on top of the mountain kinda guy, but my experiences there were horrible. Music fucking sux, people fucking sux, alcohol fucking sux all of my hate :gloomy

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Momo hates black people confirmed :comeon

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Well isn't he South African?

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I've never been to a "black" club. Every club I've been to has been mixed. Really don't like that environment though. Too loud. I prefer hanging out at Barnes And Noble

I've been to a few majority-black places before... especially when I lived in Buffalo. The typical EDM club in NY is mostly white and asian, with a smattering of indian, hispanic and middle eastern people... and maybe 4 or 5 black people (make that 1 or 2 black people and triple the indian people if it's a trance party)
Do "black" clubs even exist in NYC anymore? Obviously they do in the outer boroughs. I'm talking about just Manhattan.

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See this is why the thread explodes so much. A good portion of the talk isn't even about GAF.

benjipwns

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but speaking of GAF what is going on in that Chris Brown thread
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In Chris Brown gaffers of all factions have found their nemesis. He's an objective douchebag, he beat a woman, is black, is a popular artist, is wealthy, has tats and generally gets bitches in spite of all that, and he's a celebrity. And is a ripe target for POPGAF trolling.

Something about a perfect storm...


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Nah Chris Brown is just a little shit who should stop while he's ahead. Beiber is a little shit too.

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I promise not to post in this thread for a whole year

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I promise not to post in this thread for a whole year

But you just did.

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damnit

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Well, you would have been fine since that was just the announcement, but now you've ruined it.

Ruined it for everyone.
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damnit

It was my plan to get you to post in here anyway since I like you  :-*

I'm a temptress.

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One of my favorite running themes on GAF is when someone is interviewed, then another article chops up for the single juicy quote and then some GAF poster chops it up even more. And then you have a whole bunch of "who cares?", "why is *X* talking about this shit", "when have they put out a Playstation exclusive?", "when will they shut up?!?", etc.

I tell myself they aren't deliberately ignoring the possibility that the person was asked the question in midst of trying to show or talk about a game or whatever and didn't call up the game journalists going "hey, you, I want to shit talk the 8GB of GDDR5. My next game? FUCK THAT ARGLE BLARGLE."
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One of my favorite running themes on GAF is when someone is interviewed, then another article chops up for the single juicy quote and then some GAF poster chops it up even more. And then you have a whole bunch of "who cares?", "why is *X* talking about this shit", "when have they put out a Playstation exclusive?", "when will they shut up?!?", etc.

I tell myself they aren't deliberately ignoring the possibility that the person was asked the question in midst of trying to show or talk about a game or whatever and didn't call up the game journalists going "hey, you, I want to shit talk the 8GB of GDDR5. My next game? FUCK THAT ARGLE BLARGLE."

There's an ever running current of willful ignorance on many threads they feel like getting defensive about. Lot's of straw manning, deliberate misreads, flat out lying, nonsensical trolling. If you want a good example of it contained within one thread just read the Women V Tropes one.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49298106&postcount=7435

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I think I'm going to train MT in Thailand for a few months. Currently researching the logistics of it. I've done lots of BJJ but haven't ever done any striking training; imagine it will be a cool experience building up from scratch over there. Maybe get a fight or two scheduled before I leave if I don't suck too badly. Doubt my knees will hold up to all the running but I'll try to work through it, get rid of some of the kinks this month in preparation.

This is gonna be interesting...

CALM AND RESOLVED FROM A THOUSAND FIGHTS

...

HAS NEVER THROWN A PUNCH IN HIS LIFE

I trained for a bit in Thailand. Those guys are no joke. He will get wrecked.

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To tie it back to the Chris Brown thing, if you ever look at any of the comments on any celebrity story anywhere it's the same kind of thing "why won't these people go away?!?"

Well, maybe if you didn't go into a hulk rage about it and vomit your thoughts all over the site, refreshing and arguing with dissenters, they might not find it worth covering.

To tie it back to the lamentations about this thread, why do we need a thousand page thread about GAF? Because of idiots like benji apparently.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2013, 01:55:24 AM by benjipwns »
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Do you really want these pathetic degenerates wading through the rest of the forum?

Well I don't want it constantly getting bumped up above the daily threads. It's just reflex memory to scroll past the sticky threads when you want to read about...everything besides relationships, random talk, and TV shows.

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To tie it back to the Chris Brown thing, if you ever look at any of the comments on any celebrity story it's the same kind of thing "why won't these people go away?!?"

Well, maybe if you didn't go into a hulk rage about it and vomit your thoughts all over the site, refreshing and arguing with dissenters, they might not find it worth covering.

To tie it back to the lamentations about this thread, why do we need a thousand page thread about GAF? Because of idiots like benji apparently.

I like you. I find Chris Brown amusing though, kid keeps acting a jackass and losing his cool then wonders why he gets so much hate. I dunno, it's pretty funny to watch someone act so clueless.

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If Rihanna didn't choose to disgrace the entire female gender, Chris Brown wouldn't even be news.

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If Rihanna didn't choose to disgrace the entire female gender, Chris Brown wouldn't even be news.

I didn't understand until I saw a quote from her father about him wanting her to marry Chris Brown and basically handwaving what he did. Must have been part of her upbringing so it seems normal to her and her fam.

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It seems normal to Team Breezy too apparently.
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Isn't it supposed to be "gotten"?
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One of my favorite running themes on GAF is when someone is interviewed, then another article chops up for the single juicy quote and then some GAF poster chops it up even more. And then you have a whole bunch of "who cares?", "why is *X* talking about this shit", "when have they put out a Playstation exclusive?", "when will they shut up?!?", etc.

I tell myself they aren't deliberately ignoring the possibility that the person was asked the question in midst of trying to show or talk about a game or whatever and didn't call up the game journalists going "hey, you, I want to shit talk the 8GB of GDDR5. My next game? FUCK THAT ARGLE BLARGLE."

There's an ever running current of willful ignorance on many threads they feel like getting defensive about. Lot's of straw manning, deliberate misreads, flat out lying, nonsensical trolling. If you want a good example of it contained within one thread just read the Women V Tropes one.

this is looking to be the new honeypot thread  :lol

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If Rihanna didn't choose to disgrace the entire female gender, Chris Brown wouldn't even be news.
His career aint what it used to be either. Rappers have realized that a feature of his aint making a hit; theyre turning to The Weeknd and Frank Ocean instead.

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this is looking to be the new honeypot thread  :lol

Why is she wearing makeup? Attractive women get whatever they want in life. What's she doing with the money? Why doesn't she hire game industry employees with it? Why is she so lazy? Why is she doing this game? Why did she use some examples you can find in wikipedia? Why isn't this like a college lecture? Wow this is so pretentious. She's not even a "legitimate gamer" why does she get all this money and attention? I could do that for like $150 bucks but I totally wont.