Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 1902987 times)

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Dantizzinel

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Samus is the perfect example if you write off Other M entirely. What a piece of shit that was, really killed the character for a lot of people.
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The Walrus

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Never played it, thankfully.

One more: Celes. Probably my all-time #1.  :-[
« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 12:26:47 PM by AWESOM-O »

Momo

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whoosh.
leave him alone, bananas dont have calendars

TakingBackSunday

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goddamit
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152412473


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Been fapping furiously for 1 week after beeing on no-fap for 1month.
What's the difference?


- Sweating like a mothafukka
- Sweat smell bad as phuck
- I get nervous around girls
- Don't feel like I want to talk to people
- FEels good isolating
- Don't give a **** about anything in life
- No drive
:whew


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152413533




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Anyone else not really give 2 phucks about sex? (dead srs)
And no, I'm not a virgin. I also banged around 15 hookers from Amsterdam that were easily 8-9s/10s (again, srs) but to me it's barely better than fapping, no homo. Don't get me wrong, I would definitely bang a broad if the opportunity was given to me (and she was hot of course) but I'm not going to go out of my way or spend a shiet ton of money to do it. That's why I LOL in my head to every dweeb who spends every weekend chasing poon like that's all there is to life, endlessly going to clubs and bars and what-not, all the phukkin time. It's all the same shiet. Going out in moderation is key, don't get me wrong.... but seriously, it disgusts me how much society revolves around this shiet.


TBH, I'd rather just find one girl and connect on an emotional level rather than endlessly chase meaningless and "disappointing" tail
:drake :noah

archie4208

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Dunno if it was posted already, but a Maxis viral was outed at GAF.


Trent Dole

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Literally two posts above yours :P
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archie4208

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My bad.  :-[

StealthFan

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reckt

FStop7

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EA is astroturfing the fuck out of GAF. 

KissVibes

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REAL

Kim Kardashians Butt

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Hello! This is the most popular thread right? Is this where I introduce myself? :)

Atramental

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No.

Yes?

No.

edit:Off topic but  god I hope my current set friends don't abandon me like my last set of friends.

edit2: I think they're starting to sense my desperation.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 08:30:32 PM by Atramental »

brob

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Hello! This is the most popular thread right? Is this where I introduce myself? :)

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=39748.0

Kim Kardashians Butt

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Penis is very attractive!

Atramental

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*ahem*

I'm gonna go back to drinking and working on design projects during my spring break. 

later y'all.

Squiddy

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I need to create an account on bodybuilding.com
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Penis is very attractive!

Even uncut and commercial free?
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Hello! This is the most popular thread right? Is this where I introduce myself? :)

Hey there, Himuro.
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Kim Kardashians Butt

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Hello! This is the most popular thread right? Is this where I introduce myself? :)

Hey there, Himuro.

Who's that?

Sausage

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The forum queen

brawndolicious

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Was discussing briefly with Cormacaroni the absolute lack of any good female characters in video games - with the two major categories being "absolute horror show" or "hangs out with Gordon Freeman"

Best (only?) realistic non-suck female characters I could come up with are the Longest Journey characters :  Zoe Castillo , April, Fiona and Mickey, etc etc

Samus Aran? Claire Redfield?

Not a major franchise but I guess you could also count Faith from Mirrors Edge.

I think the problem is that there's no huge franchise where the only main character is a girl who talks. Other than technically Mass Effect or any other create-your-own RPG.

Like you'll never see a Zelda game that's actually from the perspective of Zelda.

Dantizzinel

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Like you'll never see a Zelda game that's actually from the perspective of Zelda.

Who seriously gives a fucking shit about that? What would playing as Zelda achieve?
\m/

brawndolicious

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Exactamundo.

Shadow Mod

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Nothing but playing as Sheik would be awesome.

Dantizzinel

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Well we got our Gray Fox game last month, so who knows  :P
\m/


Esch

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Nothing but playing as Sheik would be awesome.
As nintendu slowly runs out of ideas this will happen, trust me


Kim Kardashians Butt

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Makeup is great. Boys I don't care what you think. :)

Don Flamenco

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Like you'll never see a Zelda game that's actually from the perspective of Zelda.

Who seriously gives a fucking shit about that? What would playing as Zelda achieve?


Zelda 5: The Emasculation of Link



brob

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princess peach had a game didn't she? complete with PMS power-ups if I recall correctly. So a Zelda game would probably be absolutely delectable.

Don Flamenco

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princess peach had a game didn't she? complete with PMS power-ups if I recall correctly. So a Zelda game would probably be absolutely delectable.


She's also a blow up doll:


tiesto

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Was discussing briefly with Cormacaroni the absolute lack of any good female characters in video games - with the two major categories being "absolute horror show" or "hangs out with Gordon Freeman"

Best (only?) realistic non-suck female characters I could come up with are the Longest Journey characters :  Zoe Castillo , April, Fiona and Mickey, etc etc

Samus Aran? Claire Redfield?

Not a major franchise but I guess you could also count Faith from Mirrors Edge.

I think the problem is that there's no huge franchise where the only main character is a girl who talks. Other than technically Mass Effect or any other create-your-own RPG.

Like you'll never see a Zelda game that's actually from the perspective of Zelda.

You're forgetting this masterpiece:

HOUSE


Phoenix Dark

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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.
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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
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I'd say we are. You just aren't invited. CUNT
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

Most gaffers will never be able to afford an escort either.  Darwinism at work here.
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Phoenix Dark

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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521904
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The Walrus

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Every dog in the world, including my dog, or one million Republicans? Gee, that's a tough one.  ::)

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521676

LMAO at the people feigning moral outrage at anyone who wouldn't sacrifice the entire world population of canines.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521904

Why did I click on a GAF link :-\

Every dog in the world, including my dog, or one million Republicans? Gee, that's a tough one.  ::)

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521676

LMAO at the people feigning moral outrage at anyone who wouldn't sacrifice the entire world population of canines.

Goddamn what a shitty thread.  How about we just sacrifice gaffers?  Not to save us from a meteor, but just sacrificing them for the sake of sacrificing.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 07:12:39 PM by The Experiment »
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Shadow Mod

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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

God forbid little girls have a character to play.

Squiddy

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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521904
much appreciated

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=49679349

 :lol
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brob

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jesus I clicked a link and it was a penis being degloved. gad dam gaf

Trent Dole

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People have been doing hacks of games to change level layouts and lead characters around for ages, don't know why gender swaps are worthy of any sort of outrage. ??? I really really hope GAF's hivemind isn't representative of most people that share this so called hobby.
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Shadow Mod

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People have been doing hacks of games to change level layouts and lead characters around for ages, don't know why gender swaps are worthy of any sort of outrage. ??? I really really hope GAF's hivemind isn't representative of most people that share this so called hobby.

Because you're altering the story damnit. This is 1984 level shit.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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People have been doing hacks of games to change level layouts and lead characters around for ages, don't know why gender swaps are worthy of any sort of outrage. ??? I really really hope GAF's hivemind isn't representative of most people that share this so called hobby.

Yep.  I suspect that had this swap been done 10 years ago, nobody would have given a fuck.
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Great Rumbler

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I just can't understand what there is to be outraged about. But that's the internet, gotta compete in the Outrage Olympics every four seconds and bring home that gold medal.

On the other hand, I don't mind playing as a female character, which is something that certain members of GAF seem vehemently opposed to.
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The Walrus

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My Fallout/Elder Scrolls characters are always female.

nudemacusers

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women of gaf, your concerned protector has arrived

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49691175&postcount=68

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The "post new pics of yourself" thread is such a goddamn wankfest but y'all knew it already. Page after page of that Trab chick and her dick satellites and their cutesy non-funny nerdflirting, jesus christ get an irc channel already. I could stand it for the first month or so but now it's just too sad. Anybody notice this:



Smh at that top 3. I remember when I was sick and tired of Sagitario and Fernoca commenting at every guy there and FallingEdge posting the same picture of himself every other day but damn they had nothing on these three idiots. At least Trab figured out the perfect way to make sure she'll never get banned for anything, at least not as long as ThoseCuteCutes ( :yuck ) is a mod. Fuck me for being curious to see how embarrassingly that simpery will end for him.

Phoenix Dark

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BlueTsunami on the list  :orly

who is trab?
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Squiddy

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The "post new pics of yourself" thread is such a goddamn wankfest but y'all knew it already. Page after page of that Trab chick and her dick satellites and their cutesy non-funny nerdflirting, jesus christ get an irc channel already. I could stand it for the first month or so but now it's just too sad. Anybody notice this:

(Image removed from quote.)

Smh at that top 3. I remember when I was sick and tired of Sagitario and Fernoca commenting at every guy there and FallingEdge posting the same picture of himself every other day but damn they had nothing on these three idiots. At least Trab figured out the perfect way to make sure she'll never get banned for anything, at least not as long as ThoseCuteCutes ( :yuck ) is a mod. Fuck me for being curious to see how embarrassingly that simpery will end for him.
I'm glad to see I'm not on that list.
Welcome to the bore.

Yes, Mutes has ruined every mega thread he has started posting him.
I've seen him posting in the german thread, orbiting around trab, and the fucker doesn't even speak german.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 11:17:00 PM by Beefcutletsonsale »
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