Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 2409802 times)

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Shadow Mod

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:lol

mutes married?

no, you're thinking of that ninja guy
he goes simping on every single lady on gaf, and is married.

Wait hold up, ninjaboi is married? Receipts please.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 12:28:20 AM by Needs More Cowbell »

Atramental

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There's no way in hell ninjaboi is married.

The dude even admitted he was an overweight 30 year man child.

Shadow Mod

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30? I can't.  :-\

Atramental

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Or maybe it was 28.

Still, no grown ass man should be acting like that. On the internet or in real life.

It ain't right.

Shadow Mod

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I thought he was like 19 or something. Still kind of old for the shit but not late 20s =/.

Great Rumbler

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You know, every single day I get up and THANK GOD that the average age of The Bore is about 45 or something. Reading GAF with its average age of about 15 [or just people who act that age] is an exercise in soul torture.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 01:07:42 AM by Great Rumbler »
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Atramental

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Yeah, her mascara is a mess.

2/10 would not bang.

Shadow Mod

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:rofl what the fuck at all that mascara

Super clumpy. Either cheap stuff or she's not applying it right.

I'm not a fan of mascara in general though. It's a pain in the ass and the pay off (at least for me) isn't that good. I'd rather just use an eyelash curler and that's that.

Phoenix Dark

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I can't tell, I'm no expert on that shit. Looks like regular facebook makeup levels to me

she's too basic for me
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Squiddy

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You'd all bang her still, even devo
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Shadow Mod

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You'd all bang her still, even devo

She's cute but creep/simpgaf is all over that already.

Phoenix Dark

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Of course I would, but she'd have to wear a paper bag over her head. Ain't nobody got time for that
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BlackMage

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I would bang that girl so hard. I'd even hate fuck Devo. I'm just really fucking horny right now..
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StealthFan

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Trab is bangin'. Anyone that disagrees is a fagola. Also Devo would definitely get it too but it wouldn't be a hate fuck :noah
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Atramental

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I'm sensing a lot of pent up sexual energy here and elsewhere.

Must mean that Spring is almost here.

And that means that I get to see girls at my university wearing less clothing.  :lawd

BlackMage

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shutup jerkface! you can have my leftovers!!!
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Sausage

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There's no way in hell ninjaboi is married.

The dude even admitted he was an overweight 30 year man child.

I get a little depressed when I hear about these weird ass forum people being 25+. Everybody is a teenager in my head.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 02:31:30 AM by Sausage »

nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49595193&postcount=15760

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
It's a joke :P

Which reminds me, I have some ammo for all those black gaf bros talkin smack bout fashiongaf after 13 pages of dem whack slave labor nikes.  :holeup

fake edit: I wonder how many people lurk that thread anyway. I mean, I know that shark guy is all over our nuts, and some of you girl gaffers are jealous of our closets, but who else?
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Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49595193&postcount=15760

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
It's a joke :P

Which reminds me, I have some ammo for all those black gaf bros talkin smack bout fashiongaf after 13 pages of dem whack slave labor nikes.  :holeup

I hope so I can't with those shoes but I dunno I've seen some ugly shit come out of that thread.

nudemacusers

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Don't make me dig up pop/gay/wrasslegaf gifs  >:( >:( >:(
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Shadow Mod

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Momo

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I live in a blacks & arabs crowded cité  :'(

Verdigris Murder

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49715655&postcount=11

Dat euro racism hahaahaha.  :lol
We're slightly less closeted than you guys, that might be due to the fact there is less sex-changing going on.
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I'm sensing a lot of pent up sexual energy here and elsewhere.

Must mean that Spring is almost here.

And that means that I get to see girls at my university wearing less clothing.  :lawd

When I was in university, as soon as the weather hit 50 degrees, a lot of the girls decided to go to their classes practically half naked.  It was glorious :rejoice
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benjipwns

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Thanks to this thread for pointing out Dax's stuff. Otherwise I'd think she was going batshit insane but now I can tell myself it's drastic hormone changes.

She's becoming a worse Ezri. I once almost considered him a Jadzia.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 07:25:03 AM by benjipwns »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49715655&postcount=11

Dat euro racism hahaahaha.  :lol

I always find it strange that all the euros I ran into were the least racist people around, they have a certain degree of "Fuck the US" to them though

just have to push the right buttons. As an Arab you could always talk to someone about Israel, or go the classical route and ask about the problem with gypsies.

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Americans just don't get the gypsy problem.
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brob

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OH DONT GET ME STARTED ABOUT THEM FUKKEN GYPSIES

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gypsies are the worst
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brob

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god damn somalis coming here with their PTSD and asylum rights

can you even imagine how uncomfortable it is sitting next to these people on the tram

Squiddy

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Let's not get racist in here.
Somalis are only ever bad when they come here, smoke that weirdass shit, and have dozens of little somalings.
Other than that, they're usually alright guys called Friday, John, and other funky names.

gypsies suck because their culture is anathema to western society.
They pride themselves in thieving, begging for money, impregnating teens, and just in general not behaving like civilized beings.
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Reb

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Wait, Brobzoid is dutch?
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Somalian girls can be pretty good looking though.  Keep the good looking ones and kick the rest of them out
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brob

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I'm Norwegian.

The larger problem is that Roma like to do day labor, not being tied to anything proper-like. Last summer there was a major influx in Roma coming to Oslo. Some wealthy dude let them set up their tents and camp on part of his property, which was far from where he lived naturally, and everybody lost their shit. There was already an organization set up giving work to drug addicts (selling magazines on the street) so a mirror organization was set up to give work to the new wave of Roma immigrants. There was also an effort to get paperwork on them so they could do the type of labor that other immigrants who travel to make money do.

The story has died down a bit in the news now, so I like to pretend people have come to accept it. Generally the Roma who travel to European cities or towns aren't the feral boogeyman gypsies usually are made out as.

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I live in a blacks & arabs crowded cité  :'(
:comeon

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49715655&postcount=11

Dat euro racism hahaahaha.  :lol

I always find it strange that all the euros I ran into were the least racist people around, they have a certain degree of "Fuck the US" to them though

just have to push the right buttons. As an Arab you could always talk to someone about Israel, or go the classical route and ask about the problem with gypsies.

Wait supporting Israel is racist?





« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 08:38:14 AM by Premium Lager »

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Momo

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Somalis are only ever bad when they come here, smoke that weirdass shit, and have dozens of little somalings.
:rofl

Momo

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Momo

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Whats love got to do got to do with it?  :shh

Vertigo

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So SonyGaf has firmly taken Jonathan Blow to heart. What a surprise.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=522300

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I can't tell, I'm no expert on that shit. Looks like regular facebook makeup levels to me

she's too basic for me

The issue is that she has about half the bottle on her lower lashes! It makes her eyes look like a spider rather than create a sultry look. :) I find that incredibly tacky!

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I saw a black and an arab once.
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Brehvolution

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Too much mascara is the new sharp knees.
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Kim Kardashians Butt

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If you want your girlfriend to look like a whore - fine!

BlackMage

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If you want your girlfriend to look like a whore - fine!

Then it's settled
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Euros are mad fucking racist.
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Eli Gulgin

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Or maybe it was 28.

Still, no grown ass man should be acting like that. On the internet or in real life.

It ain't right.

No it really was 30. Not that 28 would be any better.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49234296&postcount=2505

Atramental

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Or maybe it was 28.

Still, no grown ass man should be acting like that. On the internet or in real life.

It ain't right.

No it really was 30. Not that 28 would be any better.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49234296&postcount=2505
:kobeyuck

Well shit.

FStop7

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=522297

OT for a Justin Timberlake album.

Whenever I see OTs for things like "red band" film trailers or albums the first thing I think is viral/guerrilla marketing.  But I am a cynical motherfucker.


Vertigo

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You'd all bang her still, even devo

Hmm not really. 220 posts in a thread designed to feed a users ego constantly. Screams attention seeking annoyance to me.

BlackMage

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You'd all bang her still, even devo

Hmm not really. 220 posts in a thread designed to feed a users ego constantly. Screams attention seeking annoyance to me.

we're talking banging not marriage. Sheesh live a little
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ToxicAdam

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=522297

OT for a Justin Timberlake album.

Whenever I see OTs for things like "red band" film trailers or albums the first thing I think is viral/guerrilla marketing.  But I am a cynical motherfucker.

Eh, I think you're cynical. It's been a long lay off in-between his last album which everyone liked.

It's a strange world we live in where Justin Timberlake is the pop star with integrity and broad admiration.


Brehvolution

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I don't care much for JT's music, but he is comedy gold on SNL.
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Eli Gulgin

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You'd all bang her still, even devo

Hmm not really. 220 posts in a thread designed to feed a users ego constantly. Screams attention seeking annoyance to me.

we're talking banging not marriage. Sheesh live a little

But how good could the banging be if she has to constantly put on more mascara? It's a full day's work to get it looking that bad.

FStop7

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Right in the middle of a thread about a guy losing his job, this made me bust out laughing at work...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48682464&postcount=63